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When last we saw our intrepid group of ruffians, thugs, and mercenaries, they had managed to pursue their murderous quarry across the river and into the Pict Wilderness. After some interesting alchemical experiments by Volmalric on a fellow party member, they continued on until they happened upon a murdered settler family and were beset by a Pict Warband lef by an unusual shaman. Volmalric tried the really insane "talking" thing and so far only a large fracton of the Picts have died.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: So, you tell me you did not kill these settler friends of mine, and your former coworkers did, and somehow that absolves you of blame?
Slumbara: They are friends of yours?
Volmalric: Not quite, it's his fellow coworkers who did so
Volmalric points at Meltam
Pict Warrior (Pictish): I'm a bit miffed that she's not being super pissy about the 10 or so of us they killed before surrendering.
Volmalric: And also people who we wish to hunt and probably kill. These are not their first victims
Slumbara: When Slumbara says he did not kill someone, you can believe him/ Slumbara is very proud of his work
Meltam Perandus: Business is bussiness. While employed, I don't have a say in my co-workers.
Pict Warrior 2 (Pictish): No kidding, clearly she is not a Pict.
Pict Warrior: I say we kill all of them, clearly she has gone back to her civilized roots.
Meltam Perandus: I mean now I can say they are brutish dogs and need to be hunted down like the slime they are, but before? eep.
Slumbara looks at pict warrior
Nasara Animal-Shaper: I see, well then, what do you propose to do about these villains you are hunting?
Slumbara: You are welcome to try
Pict Warrior looks horrified he forgot to speak in a language no one else understands.
Slumbara: Persuade 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 30]
Slumbara: I propose that I find them and cut their arms off
Meltam Perandus: We should work together and split whatever bounty results!
Slumbara: then, if they resist arrest, beat them to death with their own arms
Pict Warrior would be interested in giving a fist bump of awesomeness for his suggestion, if they were not likely to come to blows soon.
Meltam Perandus: I hear they have a map leading to teasures of past civilizations! Power, Money, Magc, all can be yours!
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Bounty? Wealth means nothing to warriors of the land.
Slumbara: Good, because Meltam does not speak for me, I am not sharing with you
Meltam Perandus: Or we can kill each other, but that means you have to get through that guy (points to Slumbara)
Meltam Perandus: Persuade 3EXP/3FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 28]
Slumbara waves friendlyly
Volmalric: I think it's best that whatever arcane treasures they were after, they be left where they are
Slumbara: Yes, we especially don't want Meltam to get them
Volmalric: Exactly
Volmalric: We will either be bringing them back alive so they can be executed, or taking their executions in our own hands
Meltam Perandus: Volmaric, you goody-two-shoes Mitra lover, long dead things deserve a second chance.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Well, your large Kushite friend seems to be a little incapable in the combat category.
Volmalric: Or returning with their inside-out corpses, if the ancient "treasures" get to them first
Pict Warrior 2 (Pictish): She was not keeping count.
Meltam Perandus glares at Volmaric
Pict Warrior (Pictish): I don't know, the other two did a better job, I was making notches for them in my war club.
Volmalric: Long dead things are dead for a reason, Meltam
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Yes, long dead things need to stay dead.
Slumbara: I usually find that things stay dead when you kill them
Meltam Perandus shrugs
Slumbara: Speaking of... Are we still killing them?
Meltam Perandus: Hey, just saying, whatever you want, I'm sure you'd find it in some ruin, it's where all the fun starts!
Slumbara: Or should we get back to our important detective work
Slumbara points at the picts
Meltam Perandus: Now are we going to bring these two scofflaw's to justice or not?
Volmalric: Can we find a temple to Mitra?
Kazemi (Volmalric): This to Meltam
Slumbara looks for evidence of the fugutives' tracks
Volmalric: Also, I agree with not wasting time.
Slumbara: Survival 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 2 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 21]
Volmalric turns back to Nashara.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: In any case, we need to discuss this before other Picts arrive...
Kazemi (Volmalric): I want to make an RPG that uses custom loaded dice
Volmalric: I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your friends. I can I can promise justice to those who did it, but unfortunately we're not them
Meltam Perandus: Experience on legs....I mean Picts are nothing before Mighty Slumbara!
Bear Feathers: Die bitch for bringing your defilers into our lands!
second Pict warband springs from ambush and attacks everyone not currently trying to kill the party!
Slumbara: You shut up, I have to cause the TPK inducing combat first because of this complication!
Bear Feathers: NEVER! I will kill you before you can induce a TPK!
Bear Feathers charges Slumbara.
Slumbara: No one tells Slumbara what to do!
Slumbara charges Bear Feathers
Bear Feathers: Melee Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 21]
Slumbara: Melee 2EXP/2FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 30]
Meltam Perandus: Hear ye hear ye, I have seen Wars fought in far away Stygia and Khitai, I have seen horror layered upon horror, yet nothing can prepare you for the engine of Kushite Destruction, Slumbara! Flee before his Battle Might!
Meltam Perandus: Persuade 3EXP/3FOC Successes = 3 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 9]
Bear Feathers: ¦¦ Hatchet (M): [6d6 = 29]
Slumbara: Broadsword: (Reach 2-Parry 1-UNB-5D): [7d6 = 23]
Slumbara: [1d6 = 5]
Slumbara and Bear Feathers beat each other savagely, but both of them are still standing, albeit bloodied.
Five Picts fire arrows at Nasara.
Pict: Parry, Ranged Weapons Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 25]
Pict: Parry, Ranged Weapons Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 23]
Pict: Parry, Ranged Weapons Successes = 0 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 37]
Pict: Parry, Ranged Weapons Successes = 0 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 34]
Pict: Parry, Ranged Weapons Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 25]
Slumbara: Something must be wrong with this sword
Tack (Meltam Perandus): awaits the return of TikTik - Pict Edition.
Nasara Animal-Shaper nimbly dodges behind Volmalric.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Acrobatics, Stealth Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 11]
...and rolls 4 successes...
Pict: ¦¦ Bow (R):, ¦¦ Bow (R): [8d6 = 23]
Nasara, bravely diving behind Volmalric, fails to account for the amazing inaccuracy and ineptitude of Bear Feather's archers...who manage to hit the poor servant of Mitra for 11 damage (this translates to 2 Wounds)
Kazemi (Volmalric): :c
Meltam scares the hell out of the Picts who were wavering between attacking and running for the hills. They choose the latter.
Slumbara: No don't run! I've bearly killed anyone yet
Meltam Perandus: I see Mitra rewards the faithful quite well. (snicker)
Volmalric: I look forward to making the remains of your corpse eat those words one day
Slumbara: You can't eat words
Slumbara: Words come out of your mouth, food goes the other way
Volmalric: You can in alphabet sooup
Volmalric is using a Hero Point
Kazemi (Volmalric): Ignore wounds for the encounter!
Volmalric ignores his wounds and fires off an arrow at the archer pict who hit him first
Volmalric: Ranged Weapons 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 23]
Volmalric: Bow: (Close-2H-Volley-3D): [4d6 = 14]
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Nasara Animal Shaper
Slumbara is using a Hero Point
Slumbara: Melee 2EXP/2FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 32]
Slumbara: Broadsword: (Reach 2-Parry 1-UNB-5D): [7d6 = 35]
Slumbara annihilates Bear Feathers, ending the threat of Nasara's spurned lover.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Hey now, no sharing background exposition!
Slumbara: Don't worry, I am a better lover anyways
Meltam Perandus: Sorcery 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 35]
Slumbara: Persuade 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 36]
A coruscating golden glow surrounds Pict #7, who's weapon turns into a flaming weapon and a large glowing banner appears above his head, "BANE OF SLUMBARA"!
BANE OF SLUMBARA: FEAR ME TINY KUSHITE FOR I AM EMPOWERED OF THE GODS!
Slumbara: Jokes on you, I can't read
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Well now...that is a curious thing.
Kazemi (Volmalric): facepalms
Volmalric takes a shot at the eye of the man with the glowing target all over him
BANE OF SLUMBARA: DAMMIT. I CAN ONLY KILL THINGS THAT ARE LITERATE!
Volmalric is using a Hero Point
Volmalric: Ranged Weapons 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 25]
Meltam Perandus: I think you popped into the wrong setting there friend - literacy isn't exactly common here.
Volmalric: Bow: (Close-2H-Volley-3D): [4d6 = 15]
Slumbara: Also, I usually don't ask people whether they can read before killing them
BANE OF SLUMBARA laughs as the arrow deflects off his eyeball.
Meltam Perandus: wait, back fiend! You be no friend of Meltam, Champion of Justice and Protector of the Western Marches!
Volmalric: Whelp
Volmalric turns to Nasara
BANE OF SLUMBARA: Sorcery Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 21]
Volmalric: Think you can do better?
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Begone from this world! I cast you back into the Outer Dark from whence you came!
Nasara Animal-Shaper a long arc of greenish light flies from her outstretched hand and smashes into the BANE OF SLUMBARA.
Slumbara: No wait, I want to cut his arms off and take his flaming sword
Nasara Animal-Shaper: The sword will vanish when the spell is broken.
Slumbara: Stupid magic spells...
Nasara Animal-Shaper: But you are welcome to chop him apart while he is vulnerable, which would be for as long as I can maintain concentration.
Pict Warrior: Melee Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 33]
Pict Warrior: Melee Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 33]
Pict Warrior runs at Meltalm with murder in his eyes!
Pict Warrior 2 runs at runs at Meltam with murder in his eyes.
Pict Warrior swings mightily.
Pict Warrior 2 swings mightily.
Pict Warrior misses Meltam, kills the other Pict.
Pict Warrior 2 misses Meltalm, kills the other Pict.
GM: They both rolled 13-20
GM: Which is 0 success and a complication for both of them.
Slumbara is using a Hero Point
Slumbara: Melee 2EXP/2FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 31]
Slumbara: Broadsword: (Reach 2-Parry 1-UNB-5D): [7d6 = 27]
Slumbara charges the Bane of Slumbara completely oblivious to even the concept of his own mortality. With a great effort, he drives his broadsword clear through the former pict and hoists him into the air, before shaking him off like a kebab
Meltam Perandus: Hrm. Not quite a fitting nemesis....
Slumbara: Well your magic must be weak
Meltam Perandus: It wasn't me.
Slumbara: Yes it was
Meltam Perandus: Persuade 3EXP/3FOC Successes = 3 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 5]
Slumbara: Discipline 2EXP/2FOC Successes = 3 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 5]
Slumbara: It was definitely you
Slumbara: I saw you do it
Nasara Animal-Shaper throws Volmalric to the ground.
Meltam Perandus is completely dumbfounded.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Hold still, I will help with those arrows!
Volmalric gasps for breath as he's caught unawares and has the wind knocked out of him
Slumbara: Oh right, I forgot about you
Skittles covers his eyes with his paws, because he is pretty sure Nasara is going to do things to Volmalric that he is not old enough to see without proper parental consent, and he's not sure where his parents are.
Slumbara runs over and pulls Nasara Animal-Shaper off Volmalric
Slumbara: Athletics 3EXP/3FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 22]
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Acrobatics, Stealth Successes = 1 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 23]
Slumbara: You have to ask before doing the sex
Slumbara: You cannot just jump on him
Slumbara: I am pretty sure he has no penis
Meltam Perandus Studies the situation carefully and chooses not to make things worse.
Volmalric: Excuse me!
Nasara Animal-Shaper attempts to dodge away from Slumbara's grapple, stumbles over some arrows protruding from Volmalric and breaks off the arrowheads after driving them deeper into his flesh, then sluices stagnant marsh water into the wounds.
Slumbara: It is ok friend, it is nothing to be ashamed about
Volmalric: Gaaaah
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Umm....I surrender?
Volmalric: Please
Slumbara: I knew you were working with those fiends
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Yes, the Picts are my people!
Meltam Perandus is using a Hero Point
Volmalric: The Picts are NOT your people
Volmalric: The fact that they just attacked you demonstrates that
Slumbara ties Nasara Animal-Shaper up
Volmalric takes the opportunity to check his pack for clean bandages and some medicines for his wounds, as well as reviewing the proper procedure for removing splintered arrow heads from one's wounds
Slumbara: Survival 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 20]
Slumbara: [1d20 = 2]
Nasara Animal-Shaper willingly submits to letting Slumbara tie her up, in ways that end up looking a little more kinky than Meltam and Volmalric are comfortable with.
Skittles uploads video to youpr0n.com
Slumbara: Now, let us assist Volmalric
Meltam Perandus: Skittles put that smart phone down!
Slumbara: Healing 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 25]
Volmalric: Healing 3EXP/3FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 27]
Volmalric: [1d20 = 20]
Kazemi (Volmalric): THAT REROLL
Slumbara: Hmm, you look pretty bad
Volmalric: I can take care of myself
Slumbara: It doesn't look like it
Volmalric definitely didn't lose any of the arrow heads inside his own body
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Umm...I am trained as a herbalist and healer, and have studied the healing lore of Jhebbel Sag. I can help if you untie me.
Slumbara: You just tried to kill him, you must think me a fool
Nasara Animal-Shaper: But hey, if you want to get all septic and turn into a walking dead that answers to your demon summoning friend there, then by all means, leave me tied up.
Volmalric: I would like assistance please
Slumbara: Volmalric, do you trust the pict-woman?
Volmalric looks warily at Meltam, suspicious of plots
Volmalric: More than I do Meltam
Slumbara: What if she poisons you like you did Meltam?
Meltam Perandus: I'm out of tricks entirely Volmaric. Verily Mitra favors thee this day.
Slumbara: well, ok it is your decision
Volmalric: Meltam's sorcery did that
Slumbara: If she kills you, I will avenge you
Nasara Animal-Shaper: He can't have done that good a job if Meltam is still upright.
Slumbara unties Nasara
Slumbara: Help him and I will not kill you
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Sure thing.
Volmalric: Thank you, Slumbara
Meltam Perandus busy delete's Skittles' smartphone browsing history.
Skittles doesn't mind, he saved all the bookmarks in iHyboria.
Kazemi (Volmalric): And thank you, Meltam, for not summoning a third demon lord
Tack (Meltam Perandus): I've seen the light, I shall not be so callous with powers beyond the ken of mortals. I'd rather perish then tempt greater evils upon this world!
Slumbara uses his animal-whispering skills to talk to Skittles about his porn habits
Slumbara: Animal Handling 4EXP/4FOC Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 21]
Meltam Perandus: Animal Handling 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 18]
Meltam Perandus cannot win Skittles' attentions way from Slumbara.
Nasara Animal-Shaper settles Wolmalric down on a dry patch of land, gets out her healing kit, and gets to work removing arrows, cleaning wounds, and chanting over Volmalric.
Meltam Perandus: Lore 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 23]
Slumbara lights a fire and cooks up the crow he shot earlier
Slumbara: Survival 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 20]
Tack (Meltam Perandus): I was just trying to know something about those lovely chants! no more 20s really!
Volmalric: [1d12 = 11]
Time passes, Nasara keeps this up for four hours.
Slumbara eats his crow and takes a nap
After that, Volmalric lets out a sigh and passes out.
Meltam Perandus: Survival Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 16]
Nasara settles down and looks quite tired.
Nasara Animal-Shaper: He will be fine when he wakes in the morning.
Meltam Perandus: Oh, I hunted this ______ while you were busy. I'd hate to see someone go hungry after all that work.
Slumbara: I took a nap, so I can take first watch
Slumbara: Sleep tight Meltam, nothing bad will happen to you in the dark scary forest far from civilization
Meltalm locates some delicious looking and perfectly safe to consume marsh plants.
Slumbara: Observation 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 2 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 9]
Meltam Perandus: Ha, in this world, the dark scary thing IS civilization! I'm safe here among the innocent animals and forest creatures!
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Indeed, that is why I am out here.
Nasara Animal-Shaper settles her back against the wagon, looks up at the stars.
Skittles runs up and nuzzles Nasara, curls up next to her and makes adorable sleeping kitten purring noises.
Nasara Animal-Shaper pets Skittles.
Volmalric sleeps soundly, blissfully unawares
Meltam Perandus: Awareness - 8 Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 19]
Meltam Perandus Looks for bad things lurking.
Meltalm finds nothing bad.
Meltam Perandus: Observation 3EXP/3FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 28]
Meltalm still finds nothing bad, whether it is there or not.
The morning dawns, Nasara and Skittles are curled up and passed out. Volmalric feels great!
Volmalric: I feel like a weight's been lifted off my soul. What a fine morning it is!
Meltam Perandus: Ya know, Imma see if there's anything salvageable from that wagon wreck, maybe we can use it to chase those two goons better.
Meltam Perandus: Craft 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 23]
Slumbara: Oh good you are alive
Slumbara: We should get a move on, we lost a lot of time tending to Volmalric's arrow wounds
Slumbara: Survival 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 24]
Volmalric: Why are all of you glowing?
Slumbara: I have excellent skin
Meltalm is able to locate a decent amount of raw material that he could use to make a variety of things.
Meltam Perandus: A little Olive Oil from Zingara really does wonders for one's complexion...
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Am I free to go?
Slumbara finds the tracks he had scouted the previous day, ready to set out
Slumbara: Hmm, well Volmalric is alive
Slumbara: so I suppose so
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Then perhaps our paths will cross again.
Slumbara: I thought you were going to kill him
Nasara Animal-Shaper: Not this time.
Slumbara laughs
Slumbara: Yes, he is quite puny
Volmalric: It's appreciated. What did you do last night?
Nasara Animal-Shaper runs off into the marsh.
Skittles waves bye-bye.
Meltam Perandus: Don't worry skittles, well take care of you.
Slumbara: Yes small lion creature, we will feed you the flesh of many beasts so you grow big and strong
Meltam Perandus: To the open road! For Justice and Peace!
Slumbara: Let's get moving again, Meltam's friend have a big head start
Slumbara leads the way, folowing their tracks
Meltam Perandus: Ya know, was everyone in your Kushite company a friend?
Meltam Perandus: I don't think it's quite fair to call them friends.
The group continues on down the road without further incident until they come to a ferry crossing.
Meltam Perandus: Either that or Slumbara let most of his friends die, and that doesn't sound like Slumbara!
Slumbara: Ah, boats. Slumbara is good at boats
Slumbara: Slumbara calls everyone friend
It is a simple rope ferry, a pair of Bossonians come out of a nearby hut and gesture to you.
Slumbara: Except the people I kill
Meltam Perandus: Society 4EXP/4FOC Successes = 1 Complications = 1 [2d20 = 26]
Slumbara waves back
Meltam Perandus: Hail and well met, fellow Bossoinian frontiersmen!
Volmalric: I dare say you called some of those severed heads "friend" a few times, didn't you?
Slumbara: Yes
Slumbara: But only after they became friendly animal spirits
Gethen: Hello! Are you looking to cross the river?
Gethen: We can help you with that. I'm Gethen, this is my brother Sior. He'll get the ferry ready.
Sior walks over to the ferry.
Gethen: It will be 1 gold for you and all the animals.
Volmalric: Intelligence - 10 Successes = 1 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 19]
Meltam Perandus: That sounds like a fair and reasonable price.
Gethen: Thanks, we aim to be reasonable here.
Volmalric: Bah, nonsense
Volmalric: For a rickety boat like that? It's far too steep
From another path, a family with a wagon, two donkeys, and 4 kids trundles into view, it looks like they are heading for the ferry also.
Slumbara eyes the 2 ferrymen suspisciously
Slumbara eyes Meltam Perandus suspisciously
Slumbara nods meaningfuly
Slumbara: Aha! No need to kill anyone
Slumbara: Ok, let's cross the river
Gethen: What, this boat is in pristine condition! But you know what, I just remembered that is the round trip price. If you want to only go one-way across I'll charge you 5 silver.
Meltam Perandus: But, isn't the point of this to let the vulnerable family cross first, where us stout types can fend for ourselves?
Meltam Perandus: Surely we should let that family cross first
Gethen: What, there's plenty of space for all of you.
Meltam Perandus: Ah!
GM: He's right, the ferry looks like it will hold about 20 people or so.
Slumbara: This sounds good to Slumbara
Slumbara pays the ferrmen 5 silver
A tall, broad shouldered man carrying a broadaxe steps out of the treeline and walks to the ferry.
Gunderman: Ho there, is the ferry getting ready to cross?
Gethen: Why yes sir! Good to see you again.
Gunderman: Thanks, I'm heading after a bounty.
Gethen: Good luck sir, we know you'll butcher them mightily. Just like all the others.
Gunderman: No problem, do I owe you anything.
Gethen: Oh, not at all sir.
Slumbara: It had better not be 2 deserters who killed some people in Velitrium
Gunderman walks up next to Slumbara.
Slumbara: Because they are our bounty
Meltam Perandus: Shhhh, wait till after we cross...oh geesh
Gunderman: No, I'm looking for some murderers and a goat fornicating Aquilonian whelp.
Slumbara: Ah, ok then
Gunderman: Perhaps you have seen them in your travels, brave Kushite?
Slumbara: What did they look like?
Volmalric: Would they perhaps have been that murdered wagon a while back?
Slumbara: I have seen many murders, and many aquilonians
Gunderman: Nope, I passed that wagon on the path, that was not them, nor were any of the dead Picts lying around it.
Family pays for passage and boards the ferry.
Volmalric: Ah, a shame. It would have been a quick and easy bounty
Slumbara: Volmalric is aquilonian
Slumbara: I don't know if he fornicates with goats though
Slumbara: I have never asked
Sior makes obscene gestures behind family's back involving bending the wife over the wagon.
Volmalric: I can't say that I have
Gethen nods in agreement and motions for, "after the fighty types have wandered off."
Slumbara: Observation 1EXP/1FOC Successes = 0 Complications = 0 [2d20 = 26]
Gunderman: Hmm...Volmalric?
Gunderman: That sounds familiar.
Gunderman looks at Volmalric.
Slumbara doesn't notice Sior or Gethen
Gunderman: Actually, I think Volmalric might be my quarry.
Gunderman looks at Slumbara.
Gunderman gestures at Meltalm.
Gunderman: I don't suppose that guy is a vile sorceror who runs around summoning demons?
Volmalric: Seems rather unlikely, my family didn't raise goats. That would have been the Prethari's specialty
Slumbara: How did you know?
Gunderman: Hmm...this seems to be my lucky day. So my Kushite friend, would you be interested in splitting a bounty with me. Their heads are worth 10 gold each.
Meltam Perandus: Vile Sorcerers have dope threads and blingy accessories, and you see my humble clothes.
Feneril (Slumbara): Unless someone makes a damn fine persuasion roll, this is going to be a short campaign
Slumbara: That is more than pict heads are worth
Gunderman: No kidding.
Slumbara: Who would pay so much for their puny little heads?
Gunderman: Oh, by the way, you need to talk with a guy named Count Duro if you like Pict heads. He's a Zingaran noble, pays the best in the area.
Slumbara: Good tip, thanks
Volmalric writes the name down in his notebook for later
Gunderman: Best thing is, he only wants scalps, so you can bring them back in big quantities. He also is pretty drunk, so he can't really tell the difference between picts and non-picts.
Gunderman nudges Slumbara.
Volmalric: Seems a little unethical
Gunderman: Meh.
Slumbara ponders Gunderman's offer
Campaign saved.