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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
The group is escorted out of Tam's estate. In your possession is a chest with 100lbs of Ghost Rock and 100lbs of gold. Problem #1 is how you are going to transport them.
Zach Dallas: Hmmm
Zach Dallas: 100lbs
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): How much are each of those worth?
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d12 = 6]
The group also has a pressing appointment with Lacey O'Malley.
GM: The ghost rock has a street value of about $10,000.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): and the gold?
GM: The gold has a street value of about $8,000.
Zach Dallas: Well, this will certainly be an awkward trip if we were to try to carry even a fraction of this with us
Zach Dallas: Not to mention we would literally be mugged and robbed
Ezekial Ikwiano: Surely there are easier targets for a mugging than the two of us
Ezekial Ikwiano: I kill people
Ezekial Ikwiano: A lot
TADM: Unless it is 2011, in which case the gold has a street value of $2,371,952.
Xiu Li: We could give it to the poor and orphans and alleviate ourselves of the problem.
Zach Dallas: A good plan, Xiu Li, but then we wouldn't have gold OR ghost rock.
Ezekial Ikwiano: We could give some of it away
Ezekial Ikwiano: and keep what we can carry
GM: It is now 0500, on March 16, 1880. You are supposed to meet Lacey on March 25 in Perdition.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I don't trust that rock anyways
Xiu Li looks shocked that Zeke is agreeing with her.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That stuff is dangerous, give it to the damn orphans I say
Zach Dallas laughs
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): How large are the gold bars/coins/etc.
Zach Dallas: Wow, that's pretty cruel
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): it's one solid chunk
GM: The gold is in 5lb bars. The ghost rock is in 2lb blocks.
GM: There are no coins/dust/etc, it is all solid.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 5lb bars are tiny too, easy to conceal
Zach Dallas: Well, Ghost Rock is pretty useful sometimes.
Ezekial Ikwiano stuffs two gold bars into his pockets.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm happy, you figure out what to do with the rest
Xiu Li: I say we leave it with Smythe and tell him to donate it to appropriate causes.
Xiu Li: Then we get on the Sturgeon and take the fast boat to Perdition so you can meet your friend, since Smythe believes it is very urgent.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fine, but I aint touchin' the ghost rock
Xiu Li shrugs.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): where was smythe anyways?
GM: You left Smythe at the Explorer's Vault
Zach Dallas: We should definitely check to see if the ghost rock explodes when entering, though
Zach Dallas: Otherwise we're doomed
Zach Dallas: We may also do well to pay for the services of our boat's crew. Or is that already taken care of?
GM: Nominally the use of the Sturgeon is free because you helped Tam out and that is how he paid you.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I don't want the ghost rock on the boat
Ezekial Ikwiano: I don't trust it
GM: It is a Ghost Rock powered ironclad...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Don't tell Zeke
Ezekial Ikwiano: Boats can explode, or has you forgotten
Zach Dallas: Oh, that I know
TADM: I was going on the assumption Zeke had not realized that yet.
Zach Dallas: And I know how you feel, with the mad paranoia of that stuff
Zach Dallas: Trust me on that one
Zach Dallas: But still, it's not bad if you keep it under control
Zach Dallas: As long as you don't light a cigar right next to the stash we'll be fine
Zach Dallas: I think we should split the money up a bit, some to keep here with the Society and some to bring with us on the boat
Zach Dallas: That way if we lose one, we don't lose it all
Zach Dallas: Coppering your bet, so to speak
GM: So does everyone head over to the Explorer's Vault?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): sure
GM: The group arrives at the vault without incident. Any potential thieves are dissuaded by Zeke's steely glare.
Captain Smythe lets everyone back in the vault.
Captain Smythe: Good to see you again chaps!
Zach Dallas: Ghost rock won't explode if we bring it in, will it?
Zach Dallas: Got a hundred pounds of the stuff
Captain Smythe: Not that I know of...never has before
Ezekial Ikwiano: There's a first time for everything
Captain Smythe: Blimey, a hundred pounds did you say?
Zach Dallas: We got an equal amount of gold too. Apparently our services were rather appreciated
Captain Smythe looks skeptical.
Captain Smythe: Got it from who?
Zach Dallas: Riiiight
Zach Dallas: Tam and Kang
Ezekial Ikwiano: And Mrs. Grey
Captain Smythe: Err...
Zach Dallas: That's the second thing: is there someplace else you could stash this for us
Captain Smythe: I don't think it is in the best interest of anyone to bring it in here.
Captain Smythe ponders for a moment.
Zach Dallas: I'm not sure how secure this place is, but I'm also not sure how tampered this stuff is
Captain Smythe: The Isle of Ghost Tears? No one goes there, the place is haunted. You could just drop it off when you are taking the boat south to see Lacey.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That don't sound so safe to me.
Ezekial Ikwiano: We shoulda asked for all gold
Ezekial Ikwiano: Ghost rock is more trouble than it's worth
Captain Smythe: I quite agree, Ezekial.
Zach Dallas: Then we can stash some of it on the Isle on the way down
Captain Smythe: Ghost rock on a haunted isle sounds perfectly fine with me...what could go wrong?
Ezekial Ikwiano: If you get eaten by a monster don't come cryin to me to save you
Zach Dallas shrugs
Zach Dallas: I don't have much use for Ghost Rock. I can't figure the stuff out
Zach Dallas: Came well after Hoyle
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): pete would probably want it, no?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Alright then, lets get a move on
GM: Pete doesn't have much use for ghost rock, except to sell it. Nick's old character would probably explode with glee if she had 100lbs of Ghost Rock.
Ezekial Ikwiano: We gotta load up the ship, watch you get eaten by haunted monsters, then go meet this guy with a lady name
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Maybe we should send it to her?
Captain Smythe: Yes, good luck chaps, tell Lacey, "Stiff upper lip, chap" for me!
TADM: That would be funny.
Zach Dallas: Hey, since we don't need any of this, I know a certain Dr. Macvellian who could make great use of this stuff. Plus, it would certainly leave her quite a bit in our debt. Does the Society have their own Ghost Rock Mechanic yet?
Captain Smythe: Yes we do, a couple of them, and a nice black gentleman by the name of Elijah Bailey.
Captain Smythe: They are all at Fort 51.
TADM: Whoa...crazy tie-in to the beginning of the campaign.
Zach Dallas: Huh. She's working under Bailey right now. What a coincidence
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'm disappointed that I didn't see it coming
TADM: Yes, MacVellian recently invented her, "Amazing Kneepads of Super Suction!"
Captain Smythe: Well, I could arrange to have the ghost rock shipped there, if that is what you would like. Iron Dragon and Union Blue have an agreement to handle freight transfers.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Maybe in exchange for that Rock, Union Blue would take that damn price off our heads
Captain Smythe: I believe that was arranged by Kang's recent marriage to Joshua Chamberlain's daughter.
Captain Smythe looks at Zeke.
Captain Smythe: I am sure that would be doable also.
Zach Dallas: OK, that should work. That should be plenty to earn some commission later on.
Zach Dallas: Actually, do you think we could get some Bulletproof Vests?
Ezekial Ikwiano: You need a bullet-proof mask
Captain Smythe: I could ask the folks at Fort 51 for some extra gear for you.
Captain Smythe: I do not have any here.
GM: Okay, so you hand over the Ghost Rock to Smythe and you want him to pay off your Union Blue bounty and send the rest to Fort 51 in exchange for bulletproof vests?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Sounds good to me
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): fun
Captain Smythe pushes everyone out of the vault, takes the Ghost Rock over to the Union Blue office, and vanishes from the adventure for the time-being.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Off to the ship then
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): What'd we do with the gold?
Zach Dallas: Well, I guess we can take this for a while
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I took 10 pounds for myself and left the rest for you and Xiu Li to decide what to do with
Zach Dallas: Xiu Li, I figure around $1,600 worth of this belongs to you, at least
Zach Dallas: Feel free to do with it as you will
GM: The group makes it to the boat with the gold. Captain Fong is delighted to see you and makes ready to cast off as soon as you say, "Go."
Xiu Li: Thank you.
Xiu Li takes the gold.
Xiu Li: I'll be back in one hour.
Xiu Li leaves.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Should we wait for her?
Zach Dallas: Hm
Zach Dallas: Would you rather spend 5 days traveling on a boat with her or without her?
Ezekial Ikwiano: We wait
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm gonna grab a beer
Xiu Li returns 58 minutes later, without any gold.
Xiu Li: Ready to go.
Zach Dallas: What'd you donate it to?
Zach Dallas smiles
Ezekial Ikwiano: To the ship
Xiu Li: Something that I felt was appropriate.
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Martial arts school for whores?
Zach Dallas: Or perhaps to Yojimbo?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): maybe they're the same thing?
Ezekial Ikwiano: You like them hard-fightin' whores
Xiu Li: Possibly one or both.
The Sturgeon gets underway and steams out of Shan Fan bay. If you want to stop at the Isle of Ghost Tears, someone should mention that pretty quickly to Captain Fong.
Zach Dallas: Hey, did you still want to take care of Mr. Carr's remains?
Zach Dallas: We're passing by here, anyways
Xiu Li: It can wait, I suspect we may be back here again some day.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fong, about this ghost tears island
Ezekial Ikwiano: I had a thought
Captain Fong: Yes?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smythe said it was a safe place to stash treasure
Ezekial Ikwiano: you ever heard of someone doin' that?
Captain Fong: I imagine so, the place is haunted and filled with unhappy spirits...only one crazy old hermit lives there. He supposedly keeps the ghosts trapped on the island.
Captain Fong: I doubt anyone would want to bury treasure there...although it would be a good place, perhaps others have done it.
Zach Dallas: Oho! This sounds like a fun miniquest while Pete and Uriel sleep!
Captain Fong shrugs.
Captain Fong: Do you want to stop here?
Zach Dallas: Yes please!
Captain Fong directs the Sturgeon to stop at the Isle.
GM: Xiu Li, Zeke, and Zach get into the launch and can row it to shore.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d6 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano rows, rows, rows his boat, gently to the shore.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Merily, merily, merily, merily, life is such a chore.
GM: The boat makes it to shore.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I was sure you would rhyme that with "whore"
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): "My wife is a such a whore" then
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 11]
Xiu Li prays and leaves Dr. Carr's remains behind on the island, since everyone stopped here.
Ezekial Ikwiano: looking for signs of the hermit, and for a good spot to stash our gold
As soon as you come ashore, the raucous cawing of a large crow fills your ears. Perched in a stunted tree overlooking the beach, the black bird continues its avian tirade at your intrusion.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2) [1d6+4 = 8]
Suddenly a voice with a strong Chinese accent hollers, "Don't listen to that bird - he crazy!"
Zach Dallas: Notice {--1 One Eye} [1d6-1 = 7]
Zeke's bullet passes right through the crow. It looks pissed and flies off.
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting): Hey there crazy island guy.
Disturbed by the shot, the old man stops his approach and begins making strange gestures in the air with his walking stick. He smiles in a friendly way and gives Zeke a "crazy island guy" look.
Zach Dallas: [1d12 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting): You wouldn't happen to have seen a tallish-short guy round here, in the last ever. He had lightish-dark, longish-short hair and he was carrying treasure
Just as Zeke shouts this and the bird flaps overheard, Zach starts to do something magical....and sucks the bird into his chest. An unearthly scream rips from the bird as it is absorbed into Zach's body. Zach coughs a few times and feathers fly out of his mouth.
Zach Dallas: Wha---wait
Ezekial Ikwiano: The fuck did you just do?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Am I gonna have to shoot you?
Ezekial Ikwiano: again?
Xiu Li: If you don't mind, I'm getting back on the boat.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Good idea
Ezekial Ikwiano follows Xiu Li
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting): Nice meeting you old man, good luck with this whole crazy hermit thing. Hope that works out for you
Zach Dallas: Coward
Zach Dallas coughs up a feather
Ezekial Ikwiano: A bird just flew into your chest
Zach Dallas: Yeah, and I think it's still in there
Zach Dallas coughs
Xiu Li: So...Zeke...in the event that Zach needs killing, can you do the honors?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'll get it out
Ezekial Ikwiano draws Bo and his dagger
Zach Dallas: To hell with that, if I'm going it's with an explosion
Ezekial Ikwiano: I got an idea
Zach Dallas coughs several times
Zach Dallas: Let's try the Cinese guy first
Zach Dallas: Good afternoon, sir!
Ezekial Ikwiano performs the heimlich maneuver on Zach
The crow erupts from Zach's mouth and flops around on the ground. Now it looks wet, gooey, and pissed off.
Zach Dallas: Sorry about that
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Luke [1d12 = 22]
Zach Dallas: It was not the intended effect
Zach Dallas: WOAH
The bullet passes through the bird again. It looks at Zeke, flaps a few times, and takes off.
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting): Bad bird!
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting): stay outa people's chests
Zach Dallas: That was my bad
Ezekial Ikwiano: Hey old man, is that your bird?
Genjia: No, he crazy bird! You pay him no mind!
Zach Dallas: Yessir, if you say so
Genjia: He strange creature...water sticks to him, nothing else does!
Genjia: Me Genjia, who you crazy folk?
Zach Dallas: My name's Zach Dallas. A pleasure to meet you
Genjia gives Zach a crazy eye look.
Genjia looks at Xiu Li.
Genjia looks at Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: My name is Ezekial Ikwiano
Genjia: You one lucky man...she very pretty.
Ezekial Ikwiano: She mostly just kicks me
Genjia taps Zeke with his walking stick.
Genjia: I think she a groaner.
Genjia laughs.
Xiu Li: Okay, now I am really going back to the boat. Have fun guys.
Xiu Li leaves before Genjia gets any creepier.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Anways, we mostly just lookin' for a safe place to leave this chest for a while
Ezekial Ikwiano: Can't trust banks in this economhy
Genjia: No safe places here! Ghosts all around.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Ghosts aint gonna steal from us
Genjia's head bobs back and forth and he laughs.
Genjia: Good point....ghosts no need money and no one come here.
Zach Dallas: What types of ghosts are these? They're not Manitou
[w] Zach Dallas: do they look like human ghosts or nature spirits?
Zach Dallas: Er, not wholely so, at least
Zach Dallas: That bird was at least partially tainted
Ezekial Ikwiano: It was un-shootable
Ezekial Ikwiano: That's all I need to know
Zach Dallas: Lots of stuff are unshootable
Zach Dallas: God, ninjas, Reckoners
Zach Dallas: etc
Zach Dallas: Notice {--1 One Eye} [1d6-1 = 9]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Dune, if you believe David Lynch
Genjia: That bird can be big problem...
Zach Dallas: What is it?
Genjia: Him make lots of noise...keeps me awake at night
Genjia laughs.
Zach Dallas: How long has it been here?
Genjia: Long time, longer than me.
Genjia stares out at Shan Fan.
Zach Dallas: Miss your home?
Genjia: You want to bury treasure, you do so...do so quick...ghosts may come find you.
Genjia laughs and spins the walking stick in his hand.
Genjia: Home...this is my home.
Genjia: Open land, cold...feels nice....no one bothers me
Zach Dallas: Is this where all ghosts go?
Genjia: Think so
[w] Zach Dallas -> Ezekial Ikwiano: You want to hide the gold while I distract the old man?
Genjia: They are ruled by Meng...she evil ghost...if she gets off island get terror for all people.
Genjia cackles.
Zach Dallas: Have you, perhaps, heard of the Evans sisters?
Genjia scratches head.
Genjia: Huh?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano -> Zach Dallas: sure
Zach Dallas: It was the only run-in I had with a ghost, a couple months back
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 2]
Zach Dallas gives a quick recap for him
Zach Dallas: Notice {--1 One Eye} [1d6-1 = 4]
Genjia: That fascinating.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 5]
Genjia drools.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {--2 Unskilled} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 2]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: the second roll was a stealth, as I try to stealthily move the gold over there
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: and hide it as best I can in the grove of trees.
Ezekial Ikwiano walks back over to Genjia and Zach
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Brad: "Oh, no, nonono. I get to RESPOND to that before you walk back over there"
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lovely
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TADM: And we'll assume that Zeke's fiber content is low...and he probably does not want to be anally-violated by undead pine-needles.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo [1d6 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): o.O
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 3]
GM: You hit, roll damage.
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [2d6 = 12]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [2d6 = 9]
Zach Dallas: Hey, do you hear something, Genjia?
GM: Both targets explode.
Genjia: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Zach Dallas jumps
Genjia runs down the beach in terror.
Zach Dallas draws his guns
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting): Stay back, I'm takin a crap over here!
Xiu Li runs back from the boat towards Zach.
Xiu Li: What's going on.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm trying to take a shit in peace
Zach Dallas: I...I don't konw
Zach Dallas: I guess Zeke required the use of his guns for that?
Genjia runs down the coast away from everyone else.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility (Acrobat +2) [1d12+2 = 7]
Zach Dallas (shouting): Zeke! What happened?! Are you alright?
GM: Zeke dodges.
GM: Amazingly with his pants around his ankles.
Xiu Li: I suspect he is in more than his usual amount of trouble.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2) [1d6+2 = 10]
Zach Dallas: You stay here, I'll go take a look
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 5]
Zach Dallas heads over to Zeke
Zach Dallas: Notice {--1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 1]
GM: A seven foot tall, gangly white-haired ghost is floating towards Zeke, while a huge mound of pine needles (in vaguely human form) chases after him, throwing a hail of small needles at Zeke.
GM: The needles hit Zeke but bounce off his clothes or miss him entirely.
Zach Dallas: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TADM: WWZD?
Zach Dallas: What on earth is this?
Ezekial Ikwiano lights a match and tosses it at the pine-needle monster
Zach Dallas fires a shot at the ghost
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lights a match
GM: The match hits the pine needle monster and sputters out.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Zach, kill it with fire, it's made of the stuff you use to start fires
GM: Zach's bullet passes through the ghost.
GM: The ghost moves towards Zach while the pine needles continue to chase Zeke.
Zach Dallas: Don't kid me, dead man
Zach Dallas: I've taken on worse things than you in my sleep
Zach Dallas: Took on a whole train of you once
Zach Dallas pulls out a Queen of Spades
Ezekial Ikwiano fires at the pine needle monster again
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Shotguns +2) [1d12+4 = 10]
Zach Dallas: Or at least the horde of Jokers that were leftover afterwards
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Shotguns +2) [1d12+4 = 23]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 5]
The pine needle monster ignites (between the match and the shot) and burns into nothingness in a matter of seconds.
Zach throws a Queen of Spades at the ghost, the card erupts into a ball of flame and the ghost howls in rage and rushes towards Zach while glowing with a brilliant white flame.
Zach Dallas: Oho!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): speed?
TADM: 10
Ezekial Ikwiano runs for the boat.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): distance between us?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): while pulling his pants up.
GM: About 12, if you run away from it you would reach the water before it reaches you
Zach Dallas heads towards the water
Zach Dallas: [1d6 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: [1d6 = 1]
The both of you reach the water just as the burning ghost dissipates into nothingness.
Ezekial Ikwiano: [1d20 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Right, the gold is safe, off we go then
Xiu Li: This island...it feels sad...there is something wrong here.
Xiu Li: With the ghosts...
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'll say, a man can't even shit in the woods without gettin' attacked by monsters
Xiu Li: They are trapped here.
Zach Dallas: Do you think they're trapped? As if they wish to be freed to the afterlife?
Xiu Li shakes herself.
Xiu Li: Huh...what was that?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I got two things to say that Xiu Li
Xiu Li: Say to what?
Zach Dallas: You were mentioning how sad the ghosts were, as if they were trapped here and not able to pass on to the afterlife
Xiu Li: Err...
Zach Dallas: I'm actually quite inclined to agree
Xiu Li looks at Zach and wonders if he has been drinking.
Ezekial Ikwiano: First of all, ghosts ain't likely to be stealing our shit
Zach Dallas: bad phrasing
Ezekial Ikwiano: Second, why did you bring yo father's body here if he's gonna be trapped as a ghost forever
Xiu Li: It is where he asked to be buried, I don't know why he wanted it.
Zach Dallas: Hm
Zach Dallas: Interesting
Xiu Li: Tam has forbidden people to be buried here, but many people do bury their dead here.
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d12 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I hate to say it, but an island infested with ghosts seems like a stupid place to leave dead bodies.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I agree with Tam for once
Xiu Li nods.
Xiu Li: I have fulfilled my father's wishes.
Xiu Li: Thank you for seeing me through to this.
Ezekial Ikwiano: The gold will be safe till we need it, let's get the hell out of here
GM: The rowboat returns to the Sturgeon.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Captain Fong
Captain Fong: Yes tall, imposing black man.
Xiu Li: Hey, has anyone seen Uriel?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Let's get out here before more pine needle shit-monsters try to crawl up my ass
Xiu Li: I think he was on the boat with us, but he did not come back.
Xiu Li: I wonder if he is going to spend the next two weeks sanctifying the island?
Captain Fong: Getting out of here sir! And why you had pine needle monsters in your ass is beyond me!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Me too, I don't understand any of that ghost stuff
Captain Fong (mutters): But I imagine most people say, "It burns when I pee" and don't invent stories about ass-seeking monsters.
The Sturgeon makes it to the City of Lost Angels without further incident. Evidently no other ships out there want to mess with a heavily armed ironclad.
GM: And we will stop here for the night.
It is now 1200 on March 23, 1880.
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d6 = 14]
Campaign saved.