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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
The group is looking for an Indian shaman named, "Born in a Bowl."
"Born in a Bowl" is one of the founders of the "Necessity Alliance," which is located somewhere near Lion's Roar. That is one of Kang's towns, which the group has had some previous experience with.
It is now 0800 on March 26, 1880.
Uriel Iscariot: So...Now that we aren't wanted, who objects to going to the train station to find a ride to Lion's Roar?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I like trains
Ezekial Ikwiano: I threw a man under one once, I was a handful when I was little
Ezekial Ikwiano chuckles
Uriel Iscariot: Im guessing that sort of training made you who you are these days?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): l
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): o
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): l
Unfortunately, there is no convenient railroad that goes from Perdition north to Lion's Roar. It would be overland, which would be highly dangerous. Last time you made that trek it took a week and you had Weematai with you.
Uriel Iscariot: Wait....how come none of our fine civilized railroad tycoons gone made a track from 'ere to Lions Roar!
Ezekial Ikwiano: They prolly too busy tryin' to kill each other and make new countries
Uriel Iscariot: How we'all supposed to be spreadin our culture and lifestyle if we ain't got no trains!
Uriel Iscariot: Sadly Ezekial, I think you may be right
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): could you put a mark at Lion's roar
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I can't seem to find it
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): nvm
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I see it now
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (up two clicks. left two clicks)
Ezekial Ikwiano: We need a boat then
Uriel Iscariot: Smarts [1d6 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Son....them tunnels may be none too safe either.
Uriel Iscariot: Where you feelin the luckier?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I say we get a ship to Lion's Roar
Ezekial Ikwiano: Aint no other way we're makin' the trip
Ezekial Ikwiano: and It'll give me some time to catch up on my drinkin'
Uriel Iscariot: Well I guess.
Uriel Iscariot: Or we could try to enlist the help of a certain captain, is he still around 'ere ya think?
Ezekial Ikwiano: You mean Fong?
Xiu Li: I prefer not to be on a boat with the pirate Hong - if that is who you mean.
Uriel Iscariot: Why not?
Uriel Iscariot: Just buy lots of concealing clothes o.
Xiu Li: He makes Zeke look...saintly.
Ezekial Ikwiano: And fuckin' sexy too
Ezekial Ikwiano flexes his muscles
Xiu Li: Yes, Zeke even looks mildly attractive compared to a greasy, lecherous, old Chinese pirate.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 20]
Xiu Li seems unimpressed. Several other women nearby swoon though.
Uriel Iscariot: Well.....you honestly think we have the time and the skills to go by land?
Ezekial Ikwiano: She prolly does
Uriel Iscariot: That landscape is the devils own backyard!
Ezekial Ikwiano: She prolly hunts wild game with her bare hands
Xiu Li: Umm...who are you referring to with these statement of "she?"
Xiu Li: I'll go find us a boat, if the rest of you are too busy debating Zeke's manliness.
Xiu Li walks off.
Ezekial Ikwiano follows Xiu Li
Ezekial Ikwiano: There aint no debatin' my manliness
Xiu Li: Of course not, your capacity for violence and whoring proves that you are definitely not attracted to altar boys under normal circumstances.
Xiu Li: Therefore, you are definitely manly.
Xiu Li finds someone who appears to be a boat captain.
Xiu Li starts speaking to him in Mandarin.
Ezekial Ikwiano nods and frowns as though he had a clue what they were talking about.
Xiu Li: This man will take us to Lion's Roar on his maze runner. I offered him a 5lb bar of gold. One of you are welcome to pay for it.
Xiu Li gestures to a plain looking Chinese man with a topknot, wearing what looks like a dress to Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I still have some gold
Uriel Iscariot: Smarts [1d6 = 8]
Uriel Iscariot: Just what you sayin there Xiu?
Ezekial Ikwiano hands Xiu Li a 5 pound bar of gold.
TADM: A 5lb bar of gold is currently selling for $400.
Xiu Li: Yes, preacher Iscariot?
Xiu Li looks confused by Uriel's question.
Uriel Iscariot: I just find your choice of words a little....distasteful
Uriel Iscariot: Are you saying priests are a bunch of unmanly fags?
Xiu Li: Only the ones which are fascinated with the posteriors of Altar boys.
Uriel Iscariot: Those definetly don't exist.
Uriel Iscariot: The devil is spreadin those rumors!
Xiu Li: You, on the other hand, and definitely quite heroic and manly in your own way.
Ezekial Ikwiano: How can you be so sure alter boys' asses don't exist
Uriel Iscariot: And, ye by proxy, are doing his work!
Ezekial Ikwiano: you spend a lot of time lookin' for em
Stinky Pete: He's a preacher. He hasn't spent any time in a church recently, so he's not in the loop
Xiu Li: Well, by your definition, aren't I doomed to Hell anyway by virtue of not praying to Jesus?
Xiu Li: So I need to get some "kudos" from this Satan of yours before I get there.
Uriel Iscariot: Well no, cause you haven't heard enough about yer savior yet to be damned by not worshiping him....which reminds me, have you let christ into your life?
Ezekial Ikwiano: They'd never let you go to hell, you and me locked in the same place for all eternity wouldn't be much of a punishment
Xiu Li smiles at Zeke.
Xiu Li: Thank you for clarifying that...oh wait...doesn't that fall into the phrase, "One woman's Hell may be another man's Heaven?"
Ezekial Ikwiano: Prolly
Xiu Li: Well, in any case, let's get on the boat.
GM: Shenanigans requests while on the boat?
Uriel Iscariot Attempts to convince Ezekial to sing christian songs rather than jolly pirate or slave songs.
Ezekial Ikwiano: [2d10 = 15]
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d12+3 = 9]
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d10+2 = 8]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): And good music was heard for the remainder of the trip...
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d6+2 = 25]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): !
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 4]
Nick (Short Round): on the phone, so vent is on mute
Uriel Iscariot: Smarts [1d6 = 2]
GM: Short Round sees nothing unusual on the trip.
Uriel Iscariot Uriel prays silently and keeps to himself.
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): I got a robe, you got a robe
GM: The ship arrives in Lion's Roar without incident. It looks much like it did last time.
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): All o' God's chillun got a robe
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): When I get to heab'n I'm goin' to put on my robe
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): I'm goin' to shout all ovah God's Heab'n
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): Heab'n, Heab'n
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): Ev'rybody talkin' 'bout heab'n ain't goin' dere
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): Heab'n, Heab'n
Ezekial Ikwiano (sings): I'm goin' to shout all ovah God's Heab'n
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Just for you Uriel
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): I appreciate it.
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 2]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (back to normal I see..)
Uriel Iscariot: What's that? are we there yet?
Uriel Iscariot: I can't see anything!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
The group has indeed, just docked at Lion's Roar.
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 1]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I don't hear no lions
Xiu Li: I will go check inside the city to see if anyone has information on the Necessity Alliance, I will meet you back here tomorrow morning.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I dun feel cheated
Xiu Li heads up the path to Lion's Roar.
Ezekial Ikwiano scratches his ass and frowns
It is now April 2, 1880.
Uriel Iscariot: If he is drunk, thats sinful!
Uriel Iscariot: (NARC TIME!)
Uriel Iscariot Succor
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): hey, we missed April Fools Day
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Second Tier Power -4) [1d12-1 = 4]
TADM: That was intentional.
Short Round: Smarts [1d6 = 11]
GM: So what would the group like to do to find the Necessity Alliance?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): what's the population like? All Chinese?
Ezekial Ikwiano: If this cat we lookin' for is a shaman, he gonna be outside the city
Uriel Iscariot: Zeke, your body is a temple to the LORD, now get up and let's get findin this savage so we can all go back to peaceful livin
Lion's Roar is one of Kang's major strongholds and the largest Ghost Rock processing station owned by the owner of the Iron Dragon railline. You would say 98% of the population is Chinese and does not even practice Engrish as a language.
Short Round: Nose for Rock [1d6 = 4]
GM: In fact, Zeke sticks out here less than Pete, Zach, or Uriel does.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 22]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): that's a first
Uriel Iscariot: (if I was a shaman, where would I be given the huge industrial blemish on the local environment?)
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): gotta lol at the usefulness that honey vial grants
Zach Dallas: Well, they're certainly not going to be inside the city
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Uriel is also satanic - 6, 6,6, then 2.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): are there any noticible landmarks outside of the city? Large outcroppings, etc?
Uriel is quite convinced this place is a den of vice and corruption and a blight upon the land. He also remembers that supposedly the guards throw troublemakers into a prison called the "Lion's Belly" where the prisoners get the option of being sold into slavery or being eaten by Maze Dragons. Uriel is relatively convinced that any decent, respectable shaman, is going to be located on a cliff or village upwind and away from the Ghost Rock processing facility.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): what are Maze Dragons?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): probly a stupid question, but I feel it's one that needs to be answered before I get eaten
Uriel Iscariot: Well Xiu Li is gonna meet us this evening....So we might not want to get lost in the outskirts or wilderness.
Maze Dragons are giant lizards that supposedly are semi-aquatic and look like Chinese dragons. They are commonplace in California since the Great Quake. At least, that is what Encyclopedia Uriel-ica tells you.
Uriel Iscariot: We should go into town and see whats up. We shouldn't come up short on information gathering, eh?
Xiu Li is actually meeting the group tomorrow morning - not this evening.
Short Round: Streetwise [1d6 = 3]
Short Round is using a benny
Short Round: Streetwise [1d6 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): how giant are we talking? Compared to that giant snake we fought
Short Round thinks that this place is perfectly safe for his friends...oh wait..his friends are not Chinese. They should probably be ready to pay heavy bribes to the guards to avoid being tossed in the Lion's Belly.
TADM: Imagine a Monitor Lizard with a body the size of a Ford Explorer.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROFL
Uriel Iscariot: What? Everyone knows Lion's don't eat pious Christians! We defintely won't end up in a Lion's belly!
Ezekial Ikwiano: You crazy
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'm now imaginging a Monitor Lizard with a Ford Explorer for a body
Ezekial Ikwiano: Scary crazy
Zach Dallas: However, I hear that tigers do eat Buddhists
Uriel Iscariot: If I'm crazy, then this book is crazy, but that can't be, so I'm not. =)
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Buddhists are the only food that cooks itself!
Zach Dallas: Anyways, I can't speak the native tongue here and I imagine any money I win in mahjong is going to be wasted when I get thrown into a pit. I say we explore outside the city
The group continues to attract attention by standing around on the docks. The ship captain that brought you here has headed back out to sea to avoid being killed due to, "guilt by association with PCs."
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): are the dragons pack animals or solitary?
Short Round: I think a few Romans would have pretty convincing testimony that lions do in fact eat Christians
TADM: Yes.
Stinky Pete: Stop copying my voice, Shorty
Short Round: Yes Indy
Uriel Iscariot: Guys, lets scram.
TADM: And Mike gets a Benny for having a great idea.
Zach Dallas has been awarded a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Is there a place that's a bit less in the open?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I imagine an obvious transformation in front of a dozen people will raise suspicion
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): delete first, please
GM: Yes, you could probably hide between some buildings in the docks - remaining unnoticed might be a bit difficult.
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 7]
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [Critical failure!] [1d4+2 = 3]
Short Round is using a benny
Zach Dallas: C'mon, let's go over here
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d4+2 = 9]
Uriel Iscariot follows
Zach Dallas leads the way over between dock buildings, where there are barely any people
Ezekial Ikwiano follows Zach
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): btw, I really suck at playing these sessions while I'm on the phone :-(
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): sorry guys
Short Round follows
Stinky Pete also follows
The group gets between some buildings in a kind of darkened spot. Short Round takes up a spot at the end of the row to keep a look out for anyone who might be watching. Short Round does not notice anyone who pays the group much mind once you get out of the way of the trolleys trying to unload from the ships.
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 8]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 2]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 8]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 10]
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 13]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): is Zach doing some Heresy?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Or wait, he is, but what type?
Zach Dallas pulls out a deck of cards and does several shuffling maneuvers. The cards glow a bright green and everyone in the group suddenly looks a lot more asian
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zach is doing some awesome, so shut your pious mouth!
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I am now the tallest Asian alive!
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): what about that one basketball player?
Zach Dallas: You'll probably stick out a bit still, but not nearly as much. Also, I can't make us speak Chinese, but I'm guessing Short Round can cover for us
Zach Dallas points at Zeke
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): He wasn't alive in 1880
Short Round: Knowledge (Mining) [1d4 = 2]
Nick (Short Round): oops
Short Round: Language: Engrish [1d4 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yeah zach, not many chinamen are as sexy as me
Ezekial Ikwiano: It will be hard to blend in
Zach Dallas coughs
Zach Dallas: Just, uh, don't talk too much
Uriel Iscariot: Zach: thou shall speak in tongues this day
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wait, you can do that to other people?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): what the hell
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2) [1d12+1 = 7]
Short Round: You have no trouble. Me keep safe
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): why haven't you done that in the past MILLION YEARS SINCE WE STARTED THIS
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): :3
Short Round: By the way, what does 'T P K' mean?
Zach Dallas: It's that thing I just started doing
GM: Okay, so now what?
Uriel Iscariot: But in return, thee should tell those assembled here today, how long shall we be people of the east?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): someone talk in vent
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I think my mic is fucked
Zach Dallas: Only about an hour, then I'd probably have to reapply it
Zach Dallas: I still suggest we move through the city and find a place to camp
Uriel Iscariot: Aight then, so we have 59:00 on the clock - all we have to do is find a roster of the prison, and we call it a day.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): this is the same city where Kwan was meeting with Kang, right?
It is now 1400 on April 2nd, 1880. Xiu Li will meet you at the docks tomorrow morning at 0800.
GM: No, that was Dragon's Breath.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol, I was fiddling with my mic and it literally fell off my headset
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): So I guess that's fucked for now
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): OK
TADM: I'd say so.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): but I can hear at any rate
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Mine cost 2.50
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): and I bought it three years ago lol
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): anyways, I'm off the phone now
TADM: And then the geisha strangled the sumo wrestler with her thighs.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): So I should be able to actually pay attention!
TADM: Oh wait...different campaign.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Uriel Iscariot: Well, i'mma stroll through this mess of a town.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I say we get outta town quick as we can
Stinky Pete: I'm with Zeke
Ezekial Ikwiano: We ain't gonna fina shaman in here
Uriel Iscariot: We need to make sure he already isn't captured.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Them folk live in the trees and shit in the bushes
TADM: The last time Zeke tried that, it did not end well.
Uriel Iscariot: Yes, but he also would probably have a high chance o being a 'political' prisoner of his own nature convictions
Zach Dallas: That's probably a decent idea
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): what's Short Round got for Streetwise?
Short Round: Streetwise [1d6 = 5]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): can we all speak Mandarin
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): hint
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2) [1d12+1 = 8]
Zach Dallas (Chinese:Derp): Hey, how's my accent?
Zach Dallas: Streetwise [1d4 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Ni hao. Ni shi Zhongouren ma?
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Short Round: That pretty bad. Li would kill you
Short Round: But will work, I guess
Short Round: Language: Engrish [1d4 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I wouldn't talk shit there buddy
Ezekial Ikwiano: your english aint exactly perfect
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 8]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Hola. Quiero buscar una lista de las personas que estan en el carcel
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (for wanted posters, then the brig)
Zach Dallas: Streetwise [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): my dice shape changed...
GM: Uriel sees neither wanted posters of anyone he recognizes, and there does not appear to be a jail - probably because the jail would be "Lion's Belly" - which is inside the plateau you are standing on.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 5]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: how long would it take us to get out of the city walking at a normal non-attention drawing pace?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): How far would Tachneene's domain extend?
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: From where you are standing right now, about ten minutes
TADM: Probably not past the Sierra Nevadas.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Whatever you gonna do, make it quick
Ezekial Ikwiano: We gotta leave at least 15 minutes to get outa town before we turn back into pumpkins and negroes
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 2]
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d4+2 = 8]
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d10+2 = 10]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I would help come up with a better plan, but I was barely paying attention for the last hour lol
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): All I know is that we are looking for the shaman and we are now Chinese
GM: The group is attracting less attention, but you should probably get a move on if this disguise only lasts for an hour.
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 5]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (try to find a newspaper)
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): nothing is taught well in american schools
GM: Warning: 95% of all Maze Rats are illiterate. Newspapers are used for toilet paper.
Zach Dallas: Let's get moving to the outskirts of the city before this disguise fades
Stinky Pete: I knew some people consider newspapers rags, but that's just ridiculous
Zach Dallas: Of course, we could get caught on purpose and then just fight out way out of there...
Zach Dallas chuckles at the thought
Nick (Stinky Pete): What section works best for TP? my guess: either help wanted or the business section
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Okay last ditch
Ezekial Ikwiano: You mean, we could get cought on purpose and I could fight our way out of there
A large and impressive Sampan comes into the docks. It is marked in familiar looking colors and as soon as it docks, a huge number of well-armed Maze Rats get off the boat. You suspect that Kang - or one of his inner circle - has just showed up.
TADM: Because I find it amusing.
Ezekial Ikwiano starts walking away from the docks
TADM: (whisper to Zach) Oh come now...would an evil malicious spirit possibly go tell their Dark Masters where you were?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): le gasp!
Uriel Iscariot: Abort Mission?
TADM: Zeke will escape the impending TPK.
Zach Dallas follows after Zeke
Uriel Iscariot makes for the nearest (not lions roar)
Stinky Pete: follows quietly, with Short Round in tow
The group, now looking Asian, is standing outside of Lion's Roar. The city is suddenly alive with a flurry of activity.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I got a plan
Ezekial Ikwiano: We go to a brothel
Uriel Iscariot: ...is that a plan or just what you want to do?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Ezekial Ikwiano: Sailors always go to whore houses as soon as they dock
Ezekial Ikwiano: We can spy on them all discreet like
Zach Dallas: Right. You. Discreet.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Well
Ezekial Ikwiano: it's a whorehouse
Ezekial Ikwiano: aint no place on earth I blend in better
Ezekial Ikwiano: You the one gonna stick out there, mister pants-on-all-the-time
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas: Streetwise [1d6 = 5]
Stinky Pete: Streetwise [1d6 = 19]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Stinky Pete is streetwiser than you
Nick (Short Round): Stop steal my splodys!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Ah, but what is HE streetwising with?
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 11]
GM: Pete finds the best Brothel/whorehouse in all of Lion's Roar, and he even learns the special passcode that gets you a 33% discount, a VIP pass, and you can even keep your weapons.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): What the hell is your brother doing?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): He sounds like a small whale having a seizure
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (Look for the local chemist or pharma type kiosk)
Nick (Short Round): Feels like we're doing a weird version of the FF7 'become a hooker' quest
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pete, my friend, you a good man to have around
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Better than the FF7 "date with your party member" quest
Short Round: Why you thank Pete? Me do all work
Short Round: Language: Engrish [1d6 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Whatever man, I'll buy you a whore to make it up to ya
GM: Uriel finds a street pharmacist.
Uriel Iscariot: Ello respectible pharmacist. I seem to have been cursed by a crazy shaman. Do you have anything for this sort of thing?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (IN CHINESE)
Street Pharmacist (Mandarin): Yes, I have good opium for that, cures all problems.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): You don't like his opium, my cocaine...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): You just dont' like late 19th century medicine.
Uriel Iscariot (mandarin): I break out in a terrible rash when I have that stuff, would there be any other way to deal with it?
TADM: Zeke wanders off to actually get things done - much like when the group was in Dragon's Breath.
Zach Dallas follows Zeke this time
Street Pharmacist: Chop off the rashy bits?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zach won't like where I'm going or what I'm doing
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): What'cha doing?
Uriel Iscariot (mandarin): that might be...painful. Thanks anyway.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 7]
Nick (Short Round): How is that different than usual?
TADM: It's okay, at some point Zach Dallas will lose his virginity.
Uriel Iscariot: (runs off after the gang)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {-2 Unskilled} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 0]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {-2 Unskilled} [1d4-2 = 0]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): k
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {-2 Unskilled} [1d6-2 = 2]
Short Round follows, but not sure why
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): fuck it, I'm never getting a success on that
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I BLEW UP THE ENTIRE ENEMY SHIP!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): AND SHE BLEW UP OUR ENTIRE SHIP!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Not my fault
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): The magic is your domain
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): The shootin and killin is mine
Zach Dallas: so, we hunting her down?
Ezekial Ikwiano gathers up his companions and his pants.
Stinky Pete: No thanks. We have enough people wanting to kill us without them knowing where we are
Ezekial Ikwiano: Lets start gettin' outa here boys
Ezekial Ikwiano: We gotta head northwest
Ezekial Ikwiano: we gonna need horses
Ezekial Ikwiano: and food
Zach Dallas: Agility [1d10 = 4]
Zach Dallas: Hm. So we're just going to leave?
Zach Dallas: Or do you have a destination in mind?
Ezekial Ikwiano: We gona go find the injuns
Ezekial Ikwiano: They about two days nortwest of here
Zach Dallas: How do you know that?
Xiu Li: A whore told him.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Whores have loose lips Zack
Ezekial Ikwiano: And they talk a lot too
Xiu Li: Actually, I believe yours was more of a moaner.
Zach Dallas: Hey, Xiu Li, glad to see you.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That just goes with the territory baby
Zach Dallas: That solves the larger of the problems that we had
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 5]
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano is still heading out of the city
Zach Dallas: Repair {-2 Untrained, -2 All Thumbs} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-4 = -2]
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d6+2 = 9]
Xiu Li follows after Zeke.
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 11]
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Persuasion on the DM: can I know now?
GM: Nope
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): damn
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): what was the repair roll about?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): it's my worst dice
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): besides, I know where the native americans are camped out now
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): largest penalty
GM: All right, so the group gets some horses and food and heads northwest?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): that is my plan
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zeke's plans usually end in lots of death though
TADM: (POLL) Following Zeke
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): typically, people who aren't nice enough to Zeke
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): btw, are any of you guys watching the Game of Thrones mini series on HBO?
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 23]
Zach Dallas: Streetwise [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Streetwise [1d4 = 6]
Stinky Pete: Streetwise [Critical failure!] [1d6 = 1]
Short Round is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {-2 Unskilled} [1d4-2 = 5]
Short Round: Streetwise [1d6 = 3]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): that was a streewise
Zach Dallas: I'm certain we're going in the right direction. The Jokers can't get close to there
Zach Dallas: Too many nature spirits
It is the morning of April 4, 1880 when the group finds themselves at the base of a narrow trail that leads single file up the side of a sheer cliff face.
Zeke seems pretty sure this is the right place.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'll first
Ezekial Ikwiano: If anyone kills me
Ezekial Ikwiano: Kill them back
Zach Dallas: Do it yourself
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano starts up the trail carefully
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 5]
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d4+2 = 9]
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d6+2 = 11]
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 9]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): you still lost to Pete
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I tied with Short Round
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): He's like, a novice isn't he?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): and has a +2 to his dice roll
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): rather than a -1
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Then again, it is Pete's fault I have a -1...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Pete would never shoot his sidekick in the eye
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 4]
Nick (Stinky Pete): That's what you tell all your lady friends, Zeke
Zeke makes it to the top without any incident. Then he comes to a barricade manned by a number of Native American warriors. More are hiding in full cover behind rocks, and sharpened spikes point at you from the front and sides of the trail. The other side is a sheer cliff face, so either having a friendly chat or leaving are your options. While you could probably open fire, you lack sufficient bennies to survive.
Nick (Stinky Pete): Then they just end up with "egg" on their face
Ezekial Ikwiano puts Bo and Luke back in their holsters.
Zach Dallas: Good afternoon!
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm lookin' fer Born in a Bowl
Ezekial Ikwiano: Y'all seen him around?
The Native Americans are watching you carefully, but have made no threatening moves.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Y'all wouldn't happen to speak english would ya?
There is a conversation among the Native Americans for about thirty seconds.
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 6]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 10]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 8]
Gate Guard: Born in Bowl not here, she was kidnapped by Rattlesnake Clan.
Zach Dallas: Oh, dammit
Zach Dallas: Why does this happen every time
Gate Guard: They attacked same night as Chinamen did.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Born in Bowl
Ezekial Ikwiano: Born in Bowl's a she?
Zach Dallas: It's like we're on a train and can only go in one direction
Ezekial Ikwiano: is she single?
Zach Dallas: You missed the pronoun when we were talking with O'Malley, didn't you
Ezekial Ikwiano: I missed a lot
Ezekial Ikwiano: I was drinkin'
Gate Guard: Born in Bowl is a she, and she not married if that what you asking, although me not sure why you are asking.
Zach Dallas: Well, you see, you'd be properly prepared if you cut down a bit on the alcohol
Zach Dallas: Where's the rattlesnake clan?
Ezekial Ikwiano: As long as I got you around to tell me who to shoot
Ezekial Ikwiano: I can drink as much as I want
Gate Guard: Not sure, you should talk with our warleader, Stalks the Night.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I swear, if your drunkeness gets me shot, I will not forgive. you will be a white man for the rest of your life
Gate Guard: I take you there.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): badass name
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): much better than "born in a bowl"
Gate Guard moves aside the barricade and gestures for you to enter.
Gate Guard: Leave horses here, me take you to longhouse.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I had a friend in middle school who was Duwamish, his legal honest-to-god name was Joe Swimming-Bear
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 4]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano gets of his horse and follows the guard.
Gate Guard escorts the group to a large longhouse in the back of a giant Native American encampment. Close to 1000 people live on this plateau, and the land seems very fertile. It almost seems like an idyllic part of paradise. The natives who see you shy away, typically hiding their children behind them.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 13]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (Name of this clan and their sacred animal, if any)
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): We aren't going to let Uriel touch their children
Pete seems to suddenly be very itchy.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): what about me?
Zach Dallas chuckles
Uriel notices that this place has the owl totem, which is a sign of ferocious hunters, great wisdom, but occasionally great darkness as well.
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d10+2 = 6]
Zach notices that his hand and eye burn. Painfully.
Uriel feels like he is walking on sacred ground.
Zach and Pete - not so much.
Zeke meanwhile smells some great peace-pipe tobacco and sees that the women here are really damn attractive.
Nick (Stinky Pete): maybe scared ground, or scarred ground, but not sacred
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pimpin' +2 [1d12+2 = 10]
Zach Dallas: Throwing {-2 One Eye} [1d6-2 = 1]
The Gate guard brings the group to a longhouse where a very large Indian chief resides. He stands about seven feet tall and looks like he weighs about 300 pounds, and has no concept of "body fat." He waves away several guards who move between you and him.
Ezekial Ikwiano looks at the chief
Ezekial Ikwiano: You work out much?
Zach Dallas tosses a pair of cards over to the side.
The cards burst into a green ghastly flame. A long piteous howl emits from them. Everyone nearby grabs their weapons and prepares to kill Zach Dallas as soon as their chief gives the signal.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm only sort of with him
Gate Guard takes cover so as to not be hit by the crossfire.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'll just go over here
Ezekial Ikwiano moves away from Zach
Zach Dallas holds his hands up
Stalks the Night: Yes, tall son of Africa, I call upon the spirits of Nature to keep me fit.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Good spirits
Uriel Iscariot: Its nice to see people who give a hoot about dark magics...
Stalks the Night: What brings such a strong warrior from a distant land to this place?
TADM: That pun reeked of AWESOME.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Well, I missed some parts
Ezekial Ikwiano: bause I was drinkin'
Ezekial Ikwiano: but we lookin' for born in a bowl
Stalks the Night: The demon drink does that to people.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Zach understands better
Stinky Pete: Around thses guys, we need to keep our heads on a swivel
Ezekial Ikwiano: I just do the shootin'
GM: Stalks the Night's voice echoes slightly as he speaks.
Stinky Pete hears "Owl be Home For Christmas" in his head
Stalks the Night: Born in a Bowl was taken from us a few nights ago, when the Chinamen attacked, some traitors in our midst captured her and took her to the lair of the Rattlesnake clan.
Stalks the Night: I cannot risk braves to retrieve her, as the Chinamen are certain to attack again.
Ezekial Ikwiano: you gotta map?
Stalks the Night: If you seek her, you can help us both by resucing her.
Ezekial Ikwiano: We good at jailbreakin'
Stalks the Night: Map?
Stalks the Night laughs.
Uriel Iscariot: Kill two birds with one stone?
Zach Dallas: I like that laugh
Stalks the Night: Why give you a map? I shall send my best warrior - Eyes Like Fire, and my daughter, Weematai, with you. They can take you there.
Stalks the Night: Much better than any white man map.
Zach Dallas: Oh, well that explains where Weematai went
Ezekial Ikwiano: Weemetai didn't tell us her dad was a talking bear
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Stalks the Night looks confused.
Uriel Iscariot: Surely, they will have a birds eye view of the place...
Nick (Stinky Pete): I don't give a hoot about who's in this party!
Stalks the Night: When would you have met Weematai? She has never left this village....although she is an adventurous girl. Perhaps she left without my permission.
Stinky Pete: And it'll take a while to get there, unless we travel as the bird flies
Ezekial Ikwiano: Well, we met a Weemetai
Stalks the Night rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Zach Dallas: Hm, really?
Ezekial Ikwiano: is it a common name?
Stalks the Night: I know of no others named it.
Zach Dallas: Maybe we're mispronouncing it
Zach Dallas: That'd be rather embarassing, though
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): pfff, paltry acting
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d6 = 11]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): much better
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I've decided to make my next character as unlike Zeke as possible
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): so Uriel?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): in whatever setting we play
Ezekial Ikwiano: lol
Uriel Iscariot: Well thanks a ton for your offer, Stalks the Night. We shall venture forth, and make things Owlright!
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 2/10
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Stalks the Night: We shall give you food and water. The home of the Rattlesnakes is a treacherous place, about a day northeast of here, it is accessible only by boat when the tides are right.
Zach Dallas: Thank you
Nick (Stinky Pete): If he's a bear, and they have an owl as a totem, do the keep owlbears as pets?
Zach Dallas: By the way, have you ever heard of the Explorer's Society?
Stalks the Night: Grim Wolf?
Zach Dallas: Her group, yes
Zach Dallas: I think her group. I'm pretty sure she founded them
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): the village doctor is obviously Dr. Who. I can't work that in....
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): you mean The Doctor?
Stalks the Night: Yes, Grim Wolf stalks the darkness. Sees Far Ahead said that Grim Wolf had seen many centuries of the world. We serve her bidding as she serves the Nature Spirits.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I like this new doctor
Nick (Stinky Pete): Does he do his medicine while The WHo perform?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I like Amy Pond too...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): And so would Zeke
Uriel Iscariot: Hrm...that makes sense....
Ezekial Ikwiano: When you're born, what do people call you?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Your names are like, things you do
Ezekial Ikwiano: how do they know what you gonna till before you dun it?
Stalks the Night looks at Zeke.
Stalks the Night: Born?
Zach Dallas: Laughing [1d6 = 4]
Stalks the Night: You presume much, dark warrior.
Stalks the Night: But children are given child's names until they earn their adult name through deeds.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Like a porn star
Stalks the Night: Now, as one of you is damned, one is dead, one is cursed, and one is blind - I take my leave of you. Return to the gates and Eyes Like Fire and Weematai shall join you.
Uriel Iscariot levels a gaze at stalks the night
Uriel Iscariot: Owl' be back.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Hm. Pete dead, Uriel blind, me cursed, Zeke damned?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 6/10
[w] Stinky Pete -> Zach Dallas: Damned, Dead, Cursed, and Blind? Hmm... I'd think us two would fit all 2 of those, each
Nick (Stinky Pete): quiet you
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Short Round...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): pregnant?
Nick (Stinky Pete): Pleased to meet you...Hoo hoo...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): You forget the other option
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): That Zach is dead, blind, cursed and damned
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I am not blind, I have exactly 1 eye left to go
The group gets back to the entrance.
Nick (Stinky Pete): We could fix that
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I am the only one in the party who didn't feel physical pain from going through the village
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'm guessing I'm damned, Uriel's blind, Pete's dead, Zeke's cursed. I've failed all my Spellcasting rolls, though, so I STILL can't say with what
An indian brave with eyes that glow like fire walks up, carrying a satchel full of food and water.
Zach Dallas: Sir, your eyes are on fire
Eyes Like Fire: Hello white men.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That is his name
Zach Dallas: I feel your pain, though
Zach Dallas taps his eye patch
Ezekial Ikwiano: and black man
Eyes Like Fire: And dark warrior.
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 2]
Zach Dallas: Laughing [1d6 = 4]
Eyes Like Fire looks at Zeke.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): failure at dead-paning that
Eyes Like Fire: Stalks the Night believes you have a strong heart, but are weak on concentration. I look forward to seeing you in battle against the foes we face.
Eyes Like Fire: I hope you do not kill yourself.
Stinky Pete: Death is always an option
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): He's pretty good on concentrating when it comes to Xiu Li...
Eyes Like Fire: Says the one who is already dead - I shall name you Itchy.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): LOL
Uriel Iscariot: It's okay. Just keep the firewater and females away, and...
Nick (Stinky Pete): I'm not dead. I'm living impaired
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): pun incoming...
Eyes Like Fire looks at Xiu Li.
Eyes Like Fire: And you glow like gold - where are you from?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): anytime Uriel ends a sentence with an elipse, I sense a pun
Nick (Stinky Pete): Can we call him E.L.F. for short, like a petname?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROFL
Xiu Li: Nowhere in particular.
Weematai runs up.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): same weematai?
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 2]
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d10+2 = 6]
Weematai: Sorry I am late, my father just told me I could leave the village.
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 2]
Weematai: I am so excited about this.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d6+2 = 6]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): same weematai?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I have that effect on a lot of women
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pimpin' +2 [1d12+2 = 5]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROFLROFLROFL
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): awwww
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): pimpin' aint easy
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d6-1 = 3]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I'll nom you
Nick (Stinky Pete): nom nom
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d6-1 = 2]
Well, as far as Zeke and Pete can tell, this is the same Weematai. At least, she looks EXACTLY like the one that you saw before.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): of course I do
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I nomed you already
Weematai: I am honored to meet you and help recover Born in the Bowl. That will be a great accomplishment.
Stinky Pete is using a benny
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d10+2 = 10]
Nick (Short Round): much better
Zach Dallas: Weematai, have you ever left this town before?
Weematai looks shocked.
Weematai: No - I would never leave this village without my father's permission.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Then you got a fine ass sister somewhere around here
Ezekial Ikwiano: we gotta get the two of you together
Ezekial Ikwiano adjusts his pants.
Weematai turns around to look at her ass.
Uriel Iscariot: Ezekial Ikwiano! You will show respect and contain your licentiousness for the next 48 hours!
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d12+3 = 5]
Weematai: I am not quite sure what you mean by that, so I will say thank you.
Zach Dallas turns to Eyes Like Fire
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 13]
Ezekial Ikwiano: The hell I will
Ezekial Ikwiano: You welcom
Xiu Li: Here, Weematai, just come over here by me and stay away from the dark man.
Ezekial Ikwiano tips his hat
Zach Dallas: Do you know of anyone who might have once met Weematai and be able to...disguise herself as Weematai?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Don't listen to her, she just don't like me cause I keep murderin' people
Weematai: Okay...oh, you are Chinese? I have never met a Chinese woman before, only killed Chinese men. I am sorry for that, but they attack first.
Xiu Li: It's okay, self-defense is excusable.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): mine was to ELF
Weematai looks at Zeke.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 7]
Weematai: You murder people? That is rather vile.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Not any more
Xiu Li: From murder it only gets worse.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Uriel got me turned around on that one
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (Dopplegangers, and or Time Travel - How do they work?)
Ezekial Ikwiano: I only kill people what try to me first
Ezekial Ikwiano: or if I think they gonna try to kill me
Weematai: Oh, well, that's good.
Eyes Like Fire: I am not sure why anyone would want to disguise themselves as Weematai....but I suppose it is possible.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I can think of a few reasons
Zach Dallas: Would any of them happen to be named Cynthia Grey?
Eyes Like Fire: I know not of who you speak.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Even old women wanna get their leg over sometimes
Zach Dallas sighs with relief
Nick (Short Round): sigh with re-elf?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 1/10
Zach Dallas: Are there any from the Chumash tribe? Ones with black daggers? Because we once met and traveled with a native girl who called herself Weematai.
Zach Dallas removes his right glove
Zach Dallas: She managed to get me with this
Weematai: EEK!
Eyes Like Fire looks at Zach Dallas.
Zach Dallas: My appologies
Zach Dallas blocks his hand with a hand of cards
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): from Weematai's perspective
Stinky Pete: Great job getting on her good side. Let's give Zach a hand!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Don't make me slap you
Eyes Like Fire: The Rattlesnake Clan is allied with the Chumash - and both would know Weematai's appearance.
Weematai: That is horrible - but how are you still alive?
Weematai looks curiously at Zach Dallas.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I have no idea
Weematai: Or perhaps you are dead, and not aware of it?
Ezekial Ikwiano: we've shot him a bunch of times too
Zach Dallas: Absolutely no clue. Probably has to do with a rather powerful Dead Man's curse that I got hit with a while back
Zach Dallas: Went away for the most part before I took this
Eyes Like Fire: Well, time is wasting, we can discuss this while we take a boat to the Rattlesnake Clan lair.
Zach Dallas: and magic just hasn't affected me like it used to
Zach Dallas shrugs
Ezekial Ikwiano: good plan
Ezekial Ikwiano follows ELF
Zach Dallas: Send a warning to your chief, though, that there is someone who can shapeshift about
Eyes Like Fire: Dark warrior, you can carry items unlike this pasty white men. You take half the provisions. I do not want to listen to them whining about their legs being tired while we walk to the boats.
Eyes Like Fire hands Zeke a satchel full of provisions.
Zach Dallas: Laughing [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d6 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: .....
Weematai: I am sure my father knows.
Uriel Iscariot: Boost Stat STR on self.
Weematai: But I will run back and tell him, then catch up with you.
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2) [1d12+1 = 12]
Weematai runs off as fast as her sexy, eighteen-year-old, well-toned, barefoot legs can carry her.
Uriel Iscariot: THERE IS NO MATCH FOR THE STRENGTH OF THE LORD
Xiu Li sighs.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Uriel Iscariot: Strength [1d10 = 9]
Xiu Li: Keeping Zeke off that one...
Xiu Li looks at Zeke.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (tries to do more lifting than Zeke)
Ezekial Ikwiano: What was that Li, I was distracted by something over there
Xiu Li: I might have to kick your gonads into your mouth to keep both from getting you in trouble.
Xiu Li walks off.
Short Round: Knowledge (Brewing) [1d4 = 7]
Short Round: Language: Engrish [1d4 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano (shouting after Xiu Li): You sexy when you violent
GM: Okay, and this seems like a good stopping point.
Campaign saved.