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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Derp
GM: Howdy
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Mornin Marshall.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Looks like this is the last time ye'll be managing this 'ere posse.
GM: Aye, that it does, and it's been one awesome ride.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): =)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Hey preacher man, check out my tits!
Uriel Iscariot: wait what?
Ezekial Ikwiano shakes his brests at Uriel.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zeke is now a black woman with huge breats.
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 8]
Doc Holliday: Now, Wyatt, that is something you don't see every day.
Wyatt Earp: I have to admit, I'm rather thankful for that.
Ezekial Ikwiano: You a doctor, you prolly see that shit all the time
Ezekial Ikwiano: they don't call it playin' doctor for nothing
Doc Holliday: I prefer to see them white, round, and not attached to someone who is normally male.
Doc Holliday: But then, I've been told I'm picky.
Zach Dallas laughs
Uriel Iscariot: How in the nine hells did this happen?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Zach did it
Ezekial Ikwiano: er
Ezekial Ikwiano: a ghost did it
Ezekial Ikwiano: but zach talked her into it
Ti-Peng Hsien looks at Zach suspiciously.
Ezekial Ikwiano: and there was land sharks
Ti-Peng Hsien: I told you he was in league with the devil!
Zach Dallas: I did nothing of the sort
Ti-Peng Hsien: He must be purged!
Yojimbo: Well yes, Zach Dallas is a bit...odd.
Doc Holliday: Aren't we all?
Ezekial Ikwiano: You try to purge me and I will kick your ass all the way back to China
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Yojimbo: Do not shoot Ti-Peng, it will only make him mad.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Makes zach mad to get shot too
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 7]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Wtf sort of sex gaki did this?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Even when we do it accidentally
GM: Uriel suspects it is some sort of curse brought about by a ludicrously powerful Chinese Crying Ghost. The ultra vengeful kind.
Uriel Iscariot: Well now, we all gettin down to some INQUISITION?
Uriel Iscariot: I wants to BURN myself some of these HERETICS that gone done brought some apocalypse down on us!
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): DOOOOOOOOM
Uriel Iscariot: We should all get the Good Dr. to do some scoutin, then do some routin!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Just tell me where to shoot
Ezekial Ikwiano lights two cigars and tosses one into the air.
Yojimbo: When I passed by Lost Angels earlier, it was fortified and they were letting no one into or out of the city.
Uriel Iscariot: Seems rational.
Uriel Iscariot: But they cannot hide from the FURY of the RIGHTEOUS!
Uriel Iscariot is really fired up
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 9]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 18]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 9]
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [Critical failure!] [1d12 = 1]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pimpin' +2 [1d6+2 = 6]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 11]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): yikes
Ti-Peng Hsien: How can you be righteous in the presence of such a vile abomination?
Ti-Peng Hsien points at Zach.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d6+2 = 5]
Crow cackles.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I drink a lot
Uriel Iscariot: I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword!
Ti-Peng Hsien: Damn straight! Purge all the heretics!
Ezekial Ikwiano: I like purgin'
Ezekial Ikwiano: Let's win one for the baby jesus
Uriel Iscariot: I'm very proud of you Ezekial!
Yojimbo: Good to know that the forces of blind hatred are on our side. Next you will tell me you brought some Marketing Execs. Not sure if that means we are the good guys or the bad guys.
Ti-Peng Hsien looks at Uriel.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I get that a lot Yojimbo
Ti-Peng Hsien: Okay, after we kill the Christian Heretics in town, then Preacher Uriel, I say we fight a duel to the death using nothing but our Holy Scriptures.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I once beat a man into a pulp with a bible
Zach Dallas: Are you talking about when you strapped the bible to your gun?
Ezekial Ikwiano: yup
Doc Holliday: I say, I do like this black man-woman.
Zach Dallas: I'm not sure that counts
Ezekial Ikwiano: Sure it does
Ezekial Ikwiano: Allow me to demonstrate
Ezekial Ikwiano: Uriel give me a bible
Wyatt Earp: He does have a bit of charm to him, in the uncivilized brigand who probably beds more whores than you do kind of way.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Zach, give me your face
Doc Holliday looks offended.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I bed more whores than just about anyone
Uriel Iscariot Hands over a Bible (That's CAPITAL B, son!)
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): LOL
Doc Holliday: I shall have to consult my black book, perhaps when he is a man again we can have a competition.
Wyatt Earp sighs.
Yojimbo sighs.
Crow cackles.
Crow falls off Zeke's shoulder and rolls around on the ground.
Yojimbo: So, uh, not to disrupt this pleasant conversation whilst the world is consumed by darkness...but...do we have a plan?
Doc Holliday: Knock on the door of the cathedral and shoot anyone who answers it?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Crow, you got 7 shot glasses?
Wyatt Earp: I think we need a better plan than that.
Ezekial Ikwiano: er, 8
Crow reaches into left wing and pulls out 8 shot glasses.
Uriel Iscariot: I say we fly in, like ANGELS of DEATH, come to SMITE the Enemies of MANKIND!
Ezekial Ikwiano pours 8 shots of whiskey.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Drink up folks, might be we die today
Ezekial Ikwiano: and I ain't one to die sober
Ezekial Ikwiano drinks his shot.
Ti-Peng Hsien: I don't drink.
Yojimbo: Me either.
Doc Holliday: 's okay, I'll take theirs.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Good man
Ezekial Ikwiano: Uriel, down the hatch
Ezekial Ikwiano hands a shot glass to uriel.
Uriel Iscariot: Cheers!
Wyatt Earp: Doc, you only get one of the extras.
Wyatt Earp drinks 2 shots.
Doc Holliday drinks 2 shots.
Crow drinks a shot.
Zach Dallas drinks it
Ezekial Ikwiano throws his shot glass and the empty bottle into the air.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2) [1d12+4 = 13]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): pew pew?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2) [1d12+4 = 14]
Ezekial Ikwiano shoots the glass and the bottle out of the air.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Lets do some killin'
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d12 = 11]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): are there any backdoors to the City of Lost Angels?
GM: Not that you know of.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Lets fly in bro.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Also, I'm assuming the Cathedral is where this is going down. Is that correct?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): or are there alternative locations that would make sense?
GM: From the cliff overlooking the City, it looks like they have barricaded it more impressively than Fort Knox.
Zach Dallas: If only we had some form of large, drilling machine that could tunnel us under the gates...
Ezekial Ikwiano: Maybe crow can find us a way in
TADM: Wouldn't that be useful right now?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): WHos for FLYING in?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): How many people did Ti-Peng bring?
Ti-Peng Hsien: Me, myself, and I.
Doc Holliday: What we could use, is an army.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: I agree chaps, an army would be useful.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): !
Captain Smythe: Sorry I'm late, takes a bit longer for an old man to walk.
Uriel Iscariot: Quite all right!
Doc Holliday: Well, if it ain't the stuck up Brit.
Wyatt Earp: Now now, is that any way to say hello.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Better than him punchin you
Ezekial Ikwiano: Also, you missed the whiskey drinkin'
Captain Smythe: Doc, your filthy whorin' ways have nothing on that black man-woman over there.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Thank you
Ezekial Ikwiano (to Doc Holiday): I dun told you so
Doc Holliday: Yes, we'll sort that out later.
Doc Holliday shrugs.
Captain Smythe: Is this all of us? Do we have a plan of action?
Uriel Iscariot: Yes and no.
Uriel Iscariot =|
Ezekial Ikwiano: I was thinkin we go in and kill everyone who gets in our way
Captain Smythe: Okay, I'm thinking we build a large wooden badger.
Uriel Iscariot: I reckon we'd run otta bullets.
Doc Holliday: Wooden badger? Only a Brit would think of that.
Yojimbo: Yes, why not a wooden wolverine?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): And then, sir lancelot, sir galahad and I jump out...
Uriel Iscariot: HRM
Uriel Iscariot: We still have that Face-Changing Gel?
Zach Dallas: Hm, that we do
Captain Smythe is here with, he, himself, and he.
Ezekial Ikwiano: anyone have any explosives?
Uriel Iscariot: Right, heres what we do. Two of us dress up like and face change into some of Grimm's trusted Dudes.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): the city is walled, correct?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: how many guards would we have to get past to get into the city?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 3]
Uriel Iscariot: The rest of us can be 'prisoners' being escorted until we get to the cathedral.
GM: Yes, the city is walled.
GM: Zeke counts more than 10.
GM: Then he runs out of fingers.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): are the docks walled?
Doc Holliday: I'm thinking that would work as well as the old "sick prisoner" routine. Just saying.
Zach Dallas: I am explosive free, but we've got a ton of ghost rock in the blimp
GM: No, the docks are not walled.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): When is the invasion supposed to start?
Ezekial Ikwiano: If only we had some corpses to make a raft...
Doc Holliday: Something about all those manitou swirling around the outside of the city. I'm think they play havoc with disguises.
Zach Dallas: or a whale
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 7]
Uriel Iscariot: Yeahp. Well hell, the only other plan would be to use the flying contraption.
Wyatt Earp: So, we need a way to distract an army of living people and demons?
Zach Dallas: Well, we can enter with the docks
Zach Dallas: that at least doesn't have a wall
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): time?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): also, doomsday clock?
GM: It is now 7AM. The doomsday clock has 6 hours left on it.
Ezekial Ikwiano looks down the South Channel
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 3]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): well, no night cover for us
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): is it dark still?
GM: It is very cloudy and overcast. No one has seen the sun in the past 36 hours.
Crow stabs Zeke in the foot with his beak.
Ezekial Ikwiano: You got an idea crow?
Ezekial Ikwiano: cause I'm just about out
GM: Vigor and Spirit checks for Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I could always try seducing the guards
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Yo go, guuuuuuurl!
Zeke shudders and his skin tears off his body. It looks really painful. Then it regrows into Zeke's normal male form.
Zach Dallas: ew
Doc Holliday: Now that's disturbing.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): talk about snake-envy...
Wyatt Earp: I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Aaaahahghgheaw, that did not feel good
Ezekial Ikwiano lights a cigar.
Captain Smythe: I just threw up a lot in my mouth.
Ezekial Ikwiano: so much for seducing the guards.
Meng Chiang-Nu appears near Zeke.
Meng Chiang-Nu: You are a revolting pig. I can only hope you die better than you lived.
Meng Chiang-Nu floats a short distance from Zeke.
Zach Dallas: Amen
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Where is Dr. Strangelove?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I only hope I die like my daddy
Ezekial Ikwiano: surrounded by the dead bodies of my enemies
Doc Holliday: Wow, and the she-male even keeps sexy ghosts trapped in his body. I admit defeat.
Meng Chiang-Nu sighs.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Meng, you'd love doc too
Yojimbo bows to Meng
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Yojimbo: I am honored to see you again, great lady.
Ti-Peng Hsien prostrates himself before Meng.
Ti-Peng Hsien: We are not worthy.
Meng Chiang-Nu looks at the group.
Zach Dallas removes his hat
Uriel Iscariot is cautious around demons.....
Wyatt Earp: Well, lady, it is nice to meet you.
Ezekial Ikwiano checks down his pants to make his parts are all still there.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'm not telling him
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): The enemies will be too stunned to react properly
GM: It seems they are half the size Zeke remembers them being.
Ezekial Ikwiano: LETS DO SOME KILLIN', IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE
Crow nods.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): FOR ADUN
Crow flies over to Meng and lands on her shoulder.
Meng Chiang-Nu shimmers.
Meng Chiang-Nu vanishes.
Crow vanishes when Meng does.
Doc Holliday: Hmm...
Zach Dallas: Hm. Distraction time?
Wyatt Earp: So, plan C?
Doc Holliday: Which is?
Wyatt Earp: Get another drink?
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Critical failure!] [1d4-1 = 0]
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 8]
GM: The invasion is scheduled for tomorrow.
Zach Dallas: that is shitty timing
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): we should definitely have sped that up a day
Ezekial Ikwiano: Front door it is then
TADM: I was rather shocked no one bothered to ask the entire time you were in Shan Fan.
Zach Dallas: So we can 1) Go in the front door, 2) go in the waterway, 3) go over the front door
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): How much firepower do they have along the wall?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: They got sharks
Ezekial Ikwiano: The water aint safe
GM: Zeke counts more than 10 cannons and steam gatlings. Then he runs out of fingers.
Zach Dallas: But the land's got sharks as well...
Ezekial Ikwiano: On the other hand
Ezekial Ikwiano: Good point
Ezekial Ikwiano: Uriel, why don't you take over a shark and we can ride it to the docks
Ezekial Ikwiano: like you done did with the whale
Uriel Iscariot: Okay, How bout I try and punt us over the walls right into spook central with a little god-given talent?
Uriel Iscariot winks.
Ezekial Ikwiano: or that
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): how many people are guarding each gate?
Ezekial Ikwiano: just get me in there
GM: Roughly 50.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wow
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): scratch that plan. I can't pass that many Deals...
Yojimbo: Hmm...
Yojimbo: Uriel, I don't suppose you happen to have some Holy Water, do you?
Zach Dallas: Anyone know of any underground tunnels in the area?
Zach Dallas: He makes it by the bucket
GM: The crowd goes silent at Zach's question.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d6+2 = 7]
Uriel Iscariot: I will sprinkle clean water on you, and you will be clean; I will cleanse you from all your impurities and from all your idols.
Yojimbo looks at Uriel.
Zach Dallas: Hey, I mentioned digging our own earlier, but derp derp we forgot to bring the digging machine
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2) [1d12+1 = 9]
Uriel Iscariot: Create Water
Yojimbo: That's not what I want it for, I'm quite happy with my Buddhist faith.
Zach Dallas: Agility [1d10 = 12]
Uriel Iscariot: Aww....
Zach Dallas deftly side-steps the torrent
Yojimbo: But I was thinking you could pour it on the spot over there where Meng and Crow were.
Yojimbo: Let's just say I have an idea.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility [1d12 = 7]
Uriel Iscariot: As thou wishes....
Ezekial Ikwiano scoops some of the rushing water with his hat and dumps it onto the spot.
Doc Holliday: Wyatt, you reckon we should take cover?
Wyatt Earp: Probably too late for that, doc.
Zach Dallas jumps back
GM: The ground bulges and the water steams from the ground. A circular tuft of grass grows to three inches in height in a matter of seconds.
Doc Holliday: Wyatt! He's invented MiracleGro!
Zach Dallas: Huh, where's the fire?
Wyatt Earp: Next he'll come up with Rogaine.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I think it's called lysenko's biology
Uriel Iscariot: What manner of reaction is this?
Ezekial Ikwiano goes to the spot and stomps on that spot
GM: Agility check and Vigor check for Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility (Acrobat +2) [1d12+2 = 9]
GM: Zeke gets punted through the air about fifteen feet up and twenty feet over. He manages to land gracefully on his feet with nary a scratch.
Doc Holliday: Spry little bugger.
Captain Smythe: Indeed.
Ezekial Ikwiano dusts himself off.
Ezekial Ikwiano lights a new cigar.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Not sure I like that spot on the ground.
GM: The grass grows and curls, those of a literary bent are reminded of Jack and the Beanstalk. Well, until it gets to about six feet in height.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 7]
GM: Then it curls around itself and twists and sprouts arms and legs and takes on a female form.
Wyatt Earp: Hmm...
Uriel Iscariot: What....did that demon do to the ground?
Ezekial Ikwiano (to Doc): Dibs
Zach Dallas: What the...
Doc Holliday: All yours...
GM: There is a pulse of white light from the grassy female body.
GM: It then coalesces into a much more human and familiar form.
Doc Holliday: I retract my earlier statement, I'm fighting you for this one.
Ezekial Ikwiano: No take-backs
Isabella DeMerini: Hello boys.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Isabella?
Uriel Iscariot: !
Zach Dallas: Huh, were you Meng the entire time?
Doc Holliday (To Zeke): I don't think so. This one is all mine.
Zach Dallas: Or did she and crow just open the way or what?
Isabella DeMerini: Actually, the Crow, but I needed Meng also. And Cynthia Grey had to die.
Isabella DeMerini: Which Xiu Li was kind enough to arrange.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Crow's always being good to me
Wyatt Earp: Well now, you are a sight for sore eyes.
Doc Holliday: And other sore parts.
Yojimbo sighs.
Zach Dallas: Really, now?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I just got my parts back
Isabella DeMerini: So, you need an army?
Yojimbo: Sure.
Ezekial Ikwiano: If I don't get killed painfully I'll show you later tonight
Uriel Iscariot: Sure.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pimpin' +2 [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 12]
Isabella DeMerini: You know, given that I was the crow and just spent a couple weeks watching your every move...no thanks.
Zach Dallas laughs
Ezekial Ikwiano: Right, killin' time then
Isabella DeMerini nods to Zeke.
Isabella DeMerini: On that, we both agree.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I don't know where they've been either
Ezekial Ikwiano: Lost 'em for a month
Ezekial Ikwiano: So, you was sayin' about an army?
Isabella DeMerini: So, I can get you to the Circle before the Cathedral, but I can go no further.
Isabella DeMerini: At that point, it shall be those of you here who shall fight the Reverend.
Zach Dallas: That'll be fine
Zach Dallas: Hey, if Grimme gets forced to leave the cathedral, can you fight him then?
Isabella DeMerini smiles.
Isabella DeMerini: Absolutely.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): WHO COULD IT BE NOW?!
Isabella DeMerini: Now, to get you there.
Isabella DeMerini turns to face the city.
Ezekial Ikwiano draws Bo and Luke.
Isabella DeMerini: Down through the Ages of the World have the Forces of Light fought.
There is a peal of thunder.
Ezekial Ikwiano: the peal is the healthiest part.
Isabella DeMerini: They are bound to an Oath. An Oath to BE when called.
Lightning forks across the skies.
Isabella DeMerini: I summon them forth to do my bidding. For I am the Anchor and I bring them to the World.
There is another clap of thunder. Most of the glass windows in the City of Lost Angels shatter.
Isabella DeMerini: I call you all now, all those who have come before and fought the darkness.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 16]
Thousands of lightning bolts strike the ground around the party.
Zach Dallas: Yikes
Wispy green clouds rise from the ground as spectral shapes coalesce into human forms. Roman Legionnaires appear. Egyptian charioteers. Han Dynasty Solders. Samurai. Union and Confederates. British Red Coats. Apaches and Mohicans.
Isabella DeMerini looks over the assembled throng.
Isabella DeMerini: We need to get these men to the Gates of Hell.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): That throng, throng, throng, throng throng...
The army surges forward.
Ezekial Ikwiano charges with the army.
The guards at the City Gates fire a few shots. Then realize that is a bad idea and run in terror.
Ezekial Ikwiano charges through the gates and straight up 11th Avenue towards the Cathedral.
The manitou circling the city sweep down to attack. The ghosts and manitou begin fighting, although it is pretty obvious that the Manitou are not winning this fight.
Ti-Peng Hsien: Wheee!! Die Christian Hatemongers!
Ti-Peng Hsien: Die foul abominations called "Angels" by the Christian Hatemongers!
Uriel Iscariot: PURGE THE HERETICS!
Ezekial Ikwiano: DIE HONKEYS!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): oh, wait
Yojimbo only attacks Manitou, and squishes them.
Wyatt Earp jogs along after.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): I WISH i was that cool. Then again, I prolly wouldn't be able to use magic.....
Doc Holliday jogs along while shuffling cards.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d6+2 = 12]
Uriel Iscariot: Take up your positions; stand firm and see the deliverance the LORD will give you
Captain Smythe limps along.
Isabella DeMerini leads the army up to the circle and sweeps around it. The City of Lost Angels is awash in blood.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: When you appear for battle, you will burn them up as in a blazing furnace. The LORD will swallow them up in his wrath, and his fire will consume them.
GM: The common folk run out of the city, assuming the Cathedral is not a safe place to be.
Zach Dallas: Hey, they're not 100% faith-blind
Uriel Iscariot: See how they flee! Faith in false prophets always ends in this manner!
Ezekial Ikwiano charges up to the doors of the cathedral.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Knock, knock. I gotta special delivery/
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 6]
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 10]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Any sign of Wild Cards?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Or a way in?
Uriel Iscariot: Gentlemen. The Gates of Hell are before ye.
GM: Wow, there are a lot of them.
The group runs up to the small stone wall at the entrance to the Cathedral. As soon as Zeke crosses the threshold, the door bursts open and out storms Reverend Grimme. He howls something unholy and demons appear from the ground. Then several other people appear, some you have seen, and some are new. They are all packing heat and ready to kill you.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Froggy Demon is back!
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): =)
TADM: Indeed.
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Ace of Hearts and the Two of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Ace of Hearts.
Yojimbo was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I would like circles around the "white haired mother", "the fallen native warrior", and Michael Coulter please
TADM: Done.
Zach Dallas: Target the ones with circles first, please. This is recommended by the Surgeon General.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ...
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): We do have potions of quickness from Bailey. Few of thems now would probably save at least one PC or NPC
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [Critical failure!] [1d12 = 1]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 5]
GM: Zeke fires wildly and misses.
Zach Dallas: AW COME ON ZEKE WHAT WAS THAT
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm having a hard time today!
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1] [1d10 = 9]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 5]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [3] [1d10 = 4]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 8]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 5]
Wyatt Earp fires at Father Ambrose and hits him in his good arm.
Summoned Demon: Fighting [1d10 = 8]
Summoned Demon swings at Yojimbo and misses.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Godspeed!
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Second Tier Power -4) [1d12-1 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2) [1d6+1 = 6]
Summoned Demon #2: Fighting [1d10 = 7]
Summoned Demon #2 swings at Yojimbo and misses.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe fires with his Winchester '73 at Andrea Baird and shoots off her left earring.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Rather sad, that.
Doc Holliday: Shooting [1] [1d12 = 10]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 1]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [3] [1d12 = 4]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [4] [1d12 = 9]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [5] [1d12 = 8]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [6] [1d12 = 4]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [7] [1d12 = 11]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [8] [1d12 = 8]
Doc Holliday opens up a can of whup-ass.
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 6]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 8]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 5]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 7]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 10]
Doc Holliday: Hey Gabriel? Remember me, guess what, this time I get to shoot first!
Doc Holliday hoses Gabriel Fannon down with twelve shots and hits with seven of them.
Fannon is using a benny
GM: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
GM: He's dead, Reverend.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Daym......
Doc Holliday just became target #1 for this rounds hostility.
Zach Dallas: Wow, you have a grudge against that guy?
Ti-Peng Hsien flings a blade at Darcy Wardlow in an attempt to decapitate him.
Ti-Peng Hsien: Throwing [1d8 = 15]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Musta decided he couldnt hit the demons...they have croaking devices.
Ti-Peng Hsien: Guillotine damage [2d12 = 3]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Agility [1d10 = 8]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Agility [1d8 = 7]
GM: Hmm...
Darcy Wardlow is using a benny
GM: Agility [1d8 = 6]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): hey, your barrier is protecting Holliday. For the most part, at least
Darcy's head flies off, the blade flies back to Ti-Peng's hand.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Oh Pah-lease. Any of these wildcards could go through that thing without trying...
Michael Coulter launches a bolt of dark energy at Doc Holliday and hits him in the chest.
Doc Holliday: Medic!
Doc Holliday: Oh wait...
GM: Whoops.
GM: I meant Wyatt Earp.
Wyatt Earp: Well, damn.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Sorry, Wyatt
Wyatt Earp is using a benny
Wyatt Earp: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Wyatt Earp shrugs it off.
Elder: Spirit {+2 Strong-Willed, +2 Combat Reflexes} [1d6+4 = 7]
GM: Andrea Baired looks at Uriel and denounces him as a false prophet and the heretical follower of a pathetic God.
GM: D12 [1d12 = 6]
GM: Spirit Check. (Don't fail)
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit [1d12 = 9]
GM: Okay, Uriel does not lose his Spellcasting abilities. :)
Caroline DeCarlo flies to there and gives Zeke a sultry, suggestive look.
Caroline flashes tits.
Caroline: You want these, don't you?
Caroline: Seduction D12 [1d12 = 5]
GM: Spirit Check
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 3]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): BENNY
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): (not a nom, btw)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 14]
Ezekial Ikwiano: [1d20 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: [1d20 = 3]
Zeke resists the urge to drop his weapons and his pants.
In the absence of beauty working, the beast attacks.
Daniel Rotten-Belly: [2d12 = 11]
Daniel Rotten-Belly: Melee damage [2d8 = 23]
GM: That would be 23 damage to Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Nommie!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 7]
GM: Lilly Spratt moves up and engages in some ferocious Taunting of Uriel.
Lilly Spratt: Taunt D12 [1d12 = 18]
GM: Really Ferocious Taunting.
Uriel Iscariot: Smarts [1d6 = 4]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): I'd better run, else she will taunt me a second time!
George Washington Woolbright moves to there and casts a group buff on himself and the demons.
Woolbright: D10 [1d10 = 2]
Or not.
Vertiline: You shouldn't have come, old man.
Vertiline: Or, in the words of D&D - "Sneak attack bitch!"
Vertiline: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Vertiline: Melee damage [Raise] [3d8 = 4]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: I say little girl...did you just try to scratch me with that weapon?
Vertiline: Hmm...
Vertiline: Can we try this again?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): It'll have to wait until next round
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: YOU COWERING MAGGOTS! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! IT IS THE TIME OF MY KIND!
GM: Spirits checks for everyone who is a good guy.
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit [1d12 = 5]
Yojimbo: Spirit {+2} [1d10+2 = 19]
Zach Dallas: "Spirit" [1d12 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 10]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: NO SUFFER MY WROTH!
GM: Vigor checks for everyone who is a good guy.
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d8 = 3]
Zach Dallas: "Vigor" [1d6 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 6]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d8 = 2]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wow
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wow
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I mean
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d8 = 2]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROFLROFLROFLRROFLFOIFHWNO
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): HOW THE FUKC
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Vigor [Critical failure!] [1d6 = 1]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe is using a benny
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Vigor [1d6 = 7]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Vigor [1d8 = 2]
Ti-Peng Hsien is using a benny
Ti-Peng Hsien: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 7]
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas drinks a Potion of Quickness
Summoned Demon: Ribbit!
Zach Dallas drinks a Potion of Boost Trait: Spellcasting
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Blast, hardcasting, large range, extra damage
Zach Dallas: "Spellcasting" +1 [1d12+1 = 11]
Zach Dallas: Blast 6 damage [3d6 = 10]
Caroline's clothes are blown off by Zach's attack. Zeke feels that he can now die a truly happy man.
Zach Dallas facepalms
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Ten of Clubs and the King of Clubs.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the King of Clubs.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme holds action.
Doc Holliday reloads and opens fire.
Doc Holliday: Shooting [1] [1d12 = 9]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 5]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [3] [1d12 = 2]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [4] [1d12 = 8]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [5] [1d12 = 3]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [6] [1d12 = 8]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [7] [1d12 = 11]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 10]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 36]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 5]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 6]
Daniel Rotten-Belly is using a benny
Daniel Rotten-Belly: Vigor [1d12 = 15]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): if only I still had DMH. I could Boost my fighting and get into real combat here
Campaign saved.
Doc Holliday perforates the Hell out of Daniel Rotten-Belly. The hulking Native American warrior topples over after doing a pathetic "swiss cheese" impression.
Doc Holliday (To Zeke): Hey, you must be a lover, not a fighter.
Ezekial Ikwiano (shaken)
Zach Dallas: You just did that because he was blocking your view of Caroline, didn't you?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 4]
Doc Holliday: Hell yeah.
Ezekial Ikwiano drinks the potion of Quickness
Doc Holliday: Man's gotta die happy.
Ezekial Ikwiano steps forward and fires at Andrea and Michael.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): double whammy
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Shotguns +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d12+2 = 18]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): BIG MONEY
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Shotguns +2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+6 = 10]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): HEADSHOT
GM: You hit Andrea and miss Michael.
Ezekial Ikwiano: (2) Bo damage [5d6+4 = 25]
Zach Dallas: She is no longer white-haired
Andrea's head explodes like an overripe canteloupe hit by grapeshot.
Uriel Iscariot (shaken)
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6+1 = 15]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROFL
Uriel Iscariot: The words of the reckless pierce like swords, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Battle Damage! -1, Novice Power -1) [1d12+1 = 5]
Michael Coulter: Spellcasting D12 [1d12 = 11]
Michael Coulter: Spectral Assassin Damage [4d6 = 16]
Michael Coulter summons forth a spectral assassin, who lunges forward and skewers Uriel for 16 damage, then vanishes.
Ambrose: Shooting [1d8 = 6]
Ambrose: Colt Peacemaker damage [2d6 = 6]
Then Father Ambrose shoots him, but the bullet deflects off Uriel's whiskey flask.
Vertiline stabs the old guy.
Vertiline: Fighting [1d8 = 3]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe parries deftly.
Lilly Spratt runs up to there and Taunts Ti-Peng.
Lilly Spratt: Taunt D12 [1d12 = 8]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Smarts [1d6 = 9]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Very well, I shall kill you next.
Zach Dallas: I can't tell if that worked or not...
Woolbright: Intimidation {+2 Strong-Willed, +2 Reputation} [1d6+4 = 11]
Yojimbo: Spirit [1d10+2 = 14]
George Washington Woolbright moves forward and tries to Intimidate Yojimbo.
Yojimbo laughs.
Mordecai: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Mordecai Noss shoots at Wyatt Earp. The bullet hits the ground near Zach Dallas.
Zach Dallas: Woah, there
Zach Dallas: That's getting dangerously close to me
Ezekial Ikwiano: Zach has a nack for getting shot accidentally
Caroline flies over and attempts to grapple Zeke's head with her thighs.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol?
Caroline: Seducation D12 [1d12 = 10]
Caroline: Fighting [1d8 = 18]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): uh oh
Caroline: Melee damage [2d8 = 10]
Zeke needs to make a Smarts check to not think that having a hot naked chick sitting on his shoulders twisting his head is a good thing. Then he needs to make a Strength check to not get suffocated between her thighs.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 9]
TADM: Or he might just die really happy.
Caroline is now firmly latched onto Zeke's shoulders and head and is squeezing his head to mush with her thighs.
Ti-Peng Hsien: Fighting [1d12 = 10]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Sword damage [2d12 = 19]
Ti-Peng Hsien moves over next to Lilly, draws his sword, cuts off her head, then sheathes his sword all in one fluid motion.
Summoned Demon #2: Fighting [1d10 = 9]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [1] [1d12+2 = 9]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [2] [1d6+2 = 6]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [3] [1d12+2 = 12]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [4] [1d12+2 = 20]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [Raise] [3d12+2 = 16]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [Raise] [3d12+2 = 21]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [2d12+2 = 21]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): You could say he just deflowered the opposing team.
Uriel Iscariot has been awarded a benny
Yojimbo grapples and tears the leg off the nearest demon, then caves the head in of the other demon with the bloody appendage.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): DOUBLE TAP
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: casting Lower Trait:Fighting on Grindle and then moving towards Zeke
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): 3 round disco break!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Boost Trait: Strength on Zeke, Blast, Dealing for both
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Spirit [1d10 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): nm, just boosting
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): +2 to your strength
Zach Dallas: that's it for me
Smythe: Fighting [1d10 = 4]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe draws his sword cane and slashes at Vertiline.
TADM: It's the battle of the inept!
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1] [1d10 = 4]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 5]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [3] [1d10 = 1]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [4] [1d10 = 9]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [5] [1d10 = 5]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [6] [1d10 = 5]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [7] [1d10 = 8]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 16]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 20]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 6]
Wyatt Earp shoots at Michael Coulter and Mordecai Noss.
GM: He unfortunately kills the useless one.
Wyatt Earp: Hey, he could have rolled above a 3, eventually.
Zach Dallas: OK, clearly we need to focus fire on Coutler. He's shrugged off a dozen attacks from us so far
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: You have long been a thorn in my side. Die.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 5]
Yojimbo: You must hit me first.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Persuasion +2 {+8 Charisma, +2 Snakeoil Salesman} [1d12+12 = 16]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Then I order you to die!
Yojimbo: Spirit [1d12 = 20]
Yojimbo laughs.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: I summon all the powers of Hell to drain your life.
Yojimbo: Vigor [1d12 = 22]
Yojimbo yawns.
Yojimbo: Are you done yet?
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Asshole.
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Four of Hearts and the Four of Clubs.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Four of Hearts.
Yojimbo was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Wyatt Earp was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [1] [1d12+2 = 4]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [2] [1d6+2 = 4]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [3] [1d12+2 = 3]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [4] [1d12+2 = 10]
Yojimbo swings a lot at Grimme, and misses a lot.
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage (+2) [2d12+4 = 14]
Yojimbo but also hits once.
Grimme: Spirit [1d12 = 3]
Yojimbo knocks the Reverend head over heels backwards and he smashes into the wall of the Cathedral.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): HA! How's that for non-lethal damage!
Wyatt Earp reloads his pistols while taking cover.
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1d10 = 18]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 17]
Wyatt Earp shoots a hole in Ernie Miller's head.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Heal on self.
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Uh Oh... -3, Novice Power -2, -5) [1d12-7 = 8]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): oh joy!
TADM: GOD IS WITH HIM!
Uriel Iscariot: Praise the LORD!
Uriel Iscariot: Boost Pew Pew
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2, Battle Damage! -1) [1d12 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: On Wyatt.
Ti-Peng Hsien: Fighting [1d12 = 9]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Sword damage [2d12 = 4]
Woolbright: Chink, wot you think you doin?
Zach Dallas: Hey, Smythe, how's it going back there?!
Zach Dallas
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Capital good sir!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): For Puppet, what is the opposed roll?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): assuming they get one
TADM: Spirit
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): drink potion: Boost Trait: Spirit, then Puppet on Caroline
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Spirit's up to 1d12+1!
Zach Dallas: Go keep Coulter company
[w] Zach Dallas: er, Deal to pay for it
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Two pair, unless you use the Joker.
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): le-sigh, I'll take the Joker...
GM: D20 [1d20 = 20]
TADM: Oh. My. God.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Uh oh
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I hope you didn't perma-null my magic...
GM: Okay, opposed Spirit Checks.
Caroline: Spirit {+2 Strong-Willed, +2 Combat Reflexes} [1d10+4 = 7]
Zach Dallas: "Spirit" +1 [1d12+1 = 6]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: "Spirit" +1 [Critical failure!] [1d12+1 = 2]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: "Spirit" +1 [1d12+1 = 28]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): ULTIMATE REVERSAL!
Zach Dallas: How's that for Boolean Statistics?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): BEST BENNY OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
Zach runs right at Michael, throwing aside his weapons and professing his love for him.
Zach Dallas: Hm, I suspect I had a reversal of ability?
Zach Dallas (Caroline): Please don't shoot me
Zach Dallas (Caroline): gets off Zeke
Zach Dallas (Caroline): Now I know how Zeke felt
Ezekial Ikwiano: You're in a worse boat, you have to watch your body be killed
Caroline Dallas: I hope this isn't going to lead to complications in the future
Caroline (while in Zach's body): Oh! Michael! I have fantasized about you for a long time! I want you!
Zach Dallas tears off his clothes and rushes at Michael.
Caroline Dallas: Wow, this is going to require severe psychological treatment
Woolbright: Fighting [1d8 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I think we should all take a moment of silence to appreciate this moment
Woolbright: Melee damage [2d8 = 6]
Caroline Dallas: Fuck off
Ezekial Ikwiano cries a single tear.
Uriel Iscariot's eyes ignite with fury
Caroline Dallas: Hey, I have two eyes again!
Woolbright: Chink! You don't have the balls to hit me!
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d6+2 = 4]
Woolbright breaks out a Bible a beats the shit out of Ti-Peng.
Uriel Iscariot: And if a man lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall certainly be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Vertiline: Fighting [1d4 = 11]
Caroline Dallas: Fortunately my body has shed its clothes, so I can just get those
Vertiline: Melee damage [2d8 = 6]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): "Zach is two naked people right now"
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): I didn't know this was one of "those" roleplaying sessions. =)
TADM: This totally turned all "touchy-feely transgendered."
TADM: Mike, "I just lost all of my hindrances!"
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Woo!
TADM: Spoken like a true Power Gamer.
Vertiline swings to the ground and knocks Smythe's feet out from under him, then pile drives on him with her knives.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe gurgles.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Spirit [1d6 = 10]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Actually, it works out well for Zach, he gets to live, Ti-Peng thinks he dies, Allan Winston gets my bounty, I have a second eye, I can possibly sneak up on Grey when she returns, etc
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Fighting [1d10 = 6]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Colt Thunderer damage [Raise] [3d6 = 17]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): brb
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe pulls out a knife and stabs her in the face.
Vertiline gurgles and makes, "I'm dying" noises.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Steady Arm, old chap!
Ambrose: Shooting [1d8 = 12]
Ambrose: Colt Peacemaker damage [2d6 = 8]
Father Ambrose shoots Wyatt Earp and causes him to duck.
Coulter: Spellcasting D12 [1d12 = 8]
Coulter: Bolt Damage [4d6 = 29]
Michael Coulter unleashes a black bolt on the onrushing Zach Dallas body. It gets flayed apart and reduced to ash in a matter of seconds.
Uriel Iscariot: Whew...thought they was gonna kiss or something un-holy.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): back
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): I really hope this is permanent
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Spirit [1d12 = 10]
Caroline Dallas: I really hope this is permanent
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: DOOM COME TO YOU ALL!
GM: Spirit checks for all good guys (and girls)
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d12-1 = 10]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 13]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: DIE ALL YOU HEATHENS! THE TIME OF THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!
GM: Vigor checks for everyone.
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [1d8-1 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 19]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [1d6+2 = 4]
Caroline Dallas: Actually, we've only got a slight chance of light Apocalypse today
Campaign saved.
Caroline Dallas: Now over to Zeke with the sports
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): my portrait looks like a reporter now
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: D4 [1d4 = 4]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Intimidation {+8 Reputation} [1d12+8 = 11]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme points a finger at Ti-Peng.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Serve me and live forever!
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Spirit [1d12 = 11]
Caroline Dallas: HE'S A CATHOLIC!
Ti-Peng Hsien: Hmm...well, tempting, and you did just kill Zach Dallas, which gives me a favorable opinion of you. I'll think about it and get back to you next round.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme sighs.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Uriel Iscariot: Hey, I resent that. This man is no Catholic....he actually so far as backed claims of the end times!
Ezekial Ikwiano drinks a potion of Armor while charging the Coulter.
Ezekial Ikwiano frenzying with both actions.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Bo (Club) [1d12 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Luke (Club) [1d12 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Bo (Club) [1d12 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Luke (Club) [1d12 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Bo (Club) [1d12 = 19]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Luke (Club) [1d12 = 2]
GM: One hit with a raise.
Ezekial Ikwiano: (3) Bo (Club) damage [4d4 = 11]
GM: Michael staggers backwards slightly, looking mostly annoyed.
Doc Holliday: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 9]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [1] [1d12 = 9]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 3]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [3] [1d12 = 6]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [4] [1d12 = 2]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [5] [1d12 = 9]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [6] [1d12 = 3]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [7] [1d12 = 5]
Doc Holliday: Shooting [8] [1d12 = 8]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 5]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 9]
Doc Holliday: Peacemaker damage [2d6+1 = 7]
Doc Holliday fills Horace Mosley with lead.
Horace Mosley: Is that the best you can do?
Doc Holliday: Hmm...might be time for plan B.
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Six of Clubs and the Four of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Six of Clubs.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): We have killed Horace the heretic - long live the imperium!
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Does my new body have the Attractive Edge?
TADM: Yes.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): this is the best fail I've ever had
Doc Holliday hurls a deck of cards at Horace.
Doc Holliday: Spellcasting [1d12 = 10]
Doc Holliday: [5d6 = 40]
GM: The deck explodes for 40 damage.
Horace Mosley explodes in a bright ball of flame.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Enough of this.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Did he even do anything?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): things are looking grim for the reverend.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Die all ye heretics!
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: And burn in the fires of Hell!
GM: Vigor and Spirit.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 7]
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d12-1 = 9]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit (+2) [1d8+2 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d8 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [1d6+2 = 5]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): whew, thank you +2
Doc Holliday is using a benny
Doc Holliday: Vigor [1d6 = 2]
Doc Holliday is using a benny
Doc Holliday: Vigor [Critical failure!] [1d6 = 1]
Doc Holliday is using a benny
Doc Holliday: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
GM: Oh shit.
Doc Holliday falls over dead.
Caroline Dallas: NOOO DOC HOLLIDAY NOOOO
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): He was my favorite character in the campaign!
Wyatt Earp: Well, that makes me angry.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Now we'll never get to whore together...
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d6 = 16]
Wyatt Earp: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano cries a single tear.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): MANLY TEARS
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Spirit [1d10 = 3]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
TADM: Wow, board clearing time.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe is using a benny
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe is using a benny
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe passes out and starts smoldering.
Caroline Dallas: Smoldering is bad
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: D4 [1d4 = 3]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 9]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Hickory Stick damage [1d10 = 2]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme throws his Hickory Stick at Uriel like a boomerang. It hits the Priest, then flies back to Grimme's hand.
GM: Spirit Check.
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d12-1 = 8]
TADM: Okay, you do not suffer insta-death.
Ti-Peng Hsien: Spirit [1d12 = 11]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Fighting [1d12 = 7]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Sword damage [2d12 = 9]
Uriel Iscariot: No carrot, just the stick. That's religion for ya!
Ti-Peng Hsien stabs the black man and makes him Shaken.
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [1] [1d12+2 = 7]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [2] [1d6+2 = 5]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [3] [1d12+2 = 11]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [4] [1d12+2 = 8]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [2d12+2 = 20]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [2d12+2 = 5]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [2d12+2 = 23]
Yojimbo rushes up and gives Grimme a good flying kick. Then bounces off the side of the cathedral and lands elbow first on Grimme's chest, then beats him severely about the head and shoulders with his knees.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: God Speed!
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 10]
Uriel Iscariot: Doc! TALK TO ME!
GM: Doc Holliday is not responsive. He looks rather greyish and quite dead.
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1, Novice Power -2) [1d12-3 = 1]
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} [1d12+3 = 13]
GM: Doc Holliday is still not responsive, but he looks less greyish and not quite dead.
Ezekial Ikwiano (shaken)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: frenzy on Coulter agaiu
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2) [1d6+2 = 18]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Bo (Club) (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2) [1d12+2 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Luke (Club) (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2) [1d12+2 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (3) Bo (Club) damage [4d4 = 8]
Michael Coulter punches Zeke.
Michael Coulter: Fighting [1d8 = 10]
Michael Coulter: Melee damage [Raise] [3d8 = 23]
Uriel Iscariot has been awarded a benny
Michael Coulter hits Zeke and knocks him back 5", and does 23 damage.
Wyatt Earp: Agility [1d10 = 7]
Caroline Dallas: Hi Zeke
Wyatt Earp dodges the flying Zeke.
Caroline Dallas: Bye Zeke
Ambrose shoots Caroline.
Ambrose: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Ambrose: Colt Peacemaker damage [2d6 = 9]
Woolbright: Fighting [1d6 = 5]
Woolbright: Melee damage [2d8 = 8]
Woolbright misses Ti-Peng.
Caroline Dallas (shaken)
Caroline Dallas: Spirit [1d6 = 9]
Caroline Dallas grabs her coat and hat
Caroline Dallas: Yoink
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): can I deal for deflection?
TADM: Do you have a deck of cards?
Caroline Dallas: I've got cards all over my coat
TADM: Okay.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Deal Me
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): sweet
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): modifying my parry and stuff
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): done
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d10 = 6]
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Two of Clubs and the Four of Clubs.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Four of Clubs.
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1] [1d10 = 8]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 5]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [3] [1d10 = 7]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [4] [1d10 = 7]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [5] [1d10 = 6]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 7]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 10]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 4]
Wyatt Earp shoots Ambrose and makes him stunned.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Zach just told you the naked truth.
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 9]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [2d12+2 = 6]
Yojimbo: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 12]
Yojimbo: Martial Arts damage [Raise] [3d12+2 = 25]
Michael Coulter: Spirit {+2 Strong-Willed, +2 Combat Reflexes} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+4 = 18]
Yojimbo rushes up to Michael Coulter and kicks him in the back of the head. Michael flies through the air, past Zeke and Wyatt, and skids to the ground near the edge of the courtyard.
Caroline Dallas
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): is he on his feet?
GM: No, he is lying rather flat on the ground.
Caroline Dallas straightens her hat
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): deal for Blast
TADM: Straight.
Caroline Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 17]
Caroline Dallas: Blast 2 damage [2d6 = 9]
Ambrose explodes.
Caroline Dallas looks rather surprised. She thought he was a bit tougher than that
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Spirit [1d12 = 3]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme activates both Crazy AoEs.
GM: Spirit and Vigor checks.
Caroline Dallas: Spirit (+2) [1d8+2 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1) [1d12-1 = 7]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [1d6+2 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 2]
GM: Spirit [1d10 = 6]
GM: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [1d8-1 = 3]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): This is the second round in a row when I only rolled 3's for my spirit and vigor
Yojimbo: Spirit {+2 Combat Reflexes} [1d10+2 = 11]
Yojimbo: Vigor [1d12 = 11]
Yojimbo: Spirit [1d12 = 2]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Vigor [1d8 = 3]
Ti-Peng Hsien is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Ti-Peng Hsien: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Ti-Peng Hsien is using a benny
Ti-Peng Hsien: Vigor [1d6 = 9]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 10]
Ti-Peng Hsien: D4 [1d4 = 3]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: D4 [1d4 = 4]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Persuasion +2 {+8 Charisma, +2 Snakeoil Salesman} [1d12+12 = 19]
Ti-Peng Hsien: Spirit [1d12 = 9]
Grimme reaches out his hand towards Ti-Peng and freezes him in place, then begins squishing him.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2, Battle Damage! -1) [1d12 = 8]
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2, Battle Damage! -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Doc is unconscious but no longer dying.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): nom
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2, Battle Damage! -1) [1d6 = 4]
Michael Coulter: Spirit {+2 Strong-Willed, +2 Combat Reflexes} [1d10+4 = 10]
Michael Coulter stands up and casts Death Blast on the nice clump of 3 heroes.
Michael Coulter: Spellcasting D12 [1d12 = 3]
Michael Coulter: Blast Damage [3d6 = 9]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): is he using cards to cast?
Michael Coulter must be running out of juice. Zeke ignores the attack, Uriel is Shaken, and Caroline screams like a little Zach.
TADM: No.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Caroline?
TADM: The enemy Huckster died a long time ago.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): I'm way far away
TADM: Whoops, that was supposed to hit Wyatt. Evidently he is a Stealth NPC.
Wyatt Earp is Shaken after bravely taking one for the little girl.
Woolbright: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 9]
Woolbright: Melee damage [2d8 = 32]
Woolbright beats Ti-Peng about the head and shoulders until the Chinese Monk drops like a rag doll.
Woolbright picks up Ti-Peng's sword.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano drinks a potion of quickness while reloading Bo and Luke.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Black Man vs Negro, who will win?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Bo + Luke on Washington.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Shotguns +2) [1d12+6 = 12]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Shotguns +2) [1d12+6 = 14]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (2) Bo damage [5d6 = 39]
Caroline Dallas: Wow, that was more brutal than what happened with my body
Round 6
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Four of Diamonds and the Six of Diamonds.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Six of Diamonds.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Im looking at the huckster to take down coulter. Of course, Id also be looking at the huckster for other reasons...
Caroline Dallas: I wasn't aware I had such prominent eyes on my chest, Uriel
Michael Coulter launches a Bolt at Uriel.
Ezekial Ikwiano: You do
Michael Coulter: Spellcasting D12 [1d12 = 9]
Michael Coulter: Bolt Damage [3d6 = 16]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I did up until a while ago too
GM: Vigor check at -3 for Uriel.
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Uh Oh... -3) [1d8-3 = 9]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): YAY!
Uriel Iscariot: I fear no darkness!
TADM: Evidently Uriel does not.
GM: The bolts of black magic stab and burn at Uriel, but Faith overcomes.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Bless Wyatt's Gun
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Uh Oh... -3, Novice Power -2) [1d12-2 = 8]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): lol
Uriel Iscariot: Second, try to heal self
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Novice Power -2, Uh Oh... -3) [1d12-2 = 4]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): done
Yojimbo: AB: Healing [1d10 = 8]
Yojimbo: Stand tall, Priest.
Yojimbo remembered that he can cast Healing.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Die Black Man!
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Intimidation {+8 Reputation} [1d12+8 = 13]
GM: Spirit check.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 6]
GM: Zeke is Shaken and not dead.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Behold the power of Faith!
GM: Spirit and Vigor checks from all the good guys again.
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit [1d12 = 10]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit (+2) [1d8+2 = 8]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d8 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
GM: Spirit {+2 Combat Reflexes} [1d6+2 = 17]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [1d6+2 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 9]
Yojimbo: Vigor [1d12 = 9]
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [Critical failure!] [1d10 = 1]
Wyatt Earp: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Wyatt Earp is using a benny
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d10 = 3]
Caroline Dallas
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Deal for Boost Shooting on Zeke
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): wait
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Delay
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Waiting for Wyatt to go
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): holding on both actions.
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1] [1d10 = 3]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 4]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [3] [1d10 = 7]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [4] [1d10 = 1]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [5] [1d10 = 5]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [6] [1d10 = 2]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 9]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 12]
Wyatt Earp fans the hammer on his Buntline and blows Coulter full of holes.
TADM: And there was much rejoicing.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): does Coulter mind?
Wyatt Earp: And stay down.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Deal for Boost Shooting on Zeke
TADM: Two Pairs, As and 8s.
TADM: In Spades and Clubs.
TADM: With a Queen of Spades backing it up.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): spades and clubs?
TADM: Which is really appropriate for this game.
Caroline Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 9]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): +2 to your shooting, sir
Caroline Dallas: Crush him and end this
Ezekial Ikwiano begins walking slowly towards Grimme.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): is Ti-Peng struggling to stay alive, or is he undeniably dead?
Ezekial Ikwiano: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Ezekial Ikwiano fires Luke at Grimme and drops it on the ground.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): but you have quickness on, so it's actually normal speed
TADM: The latter.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting +2: (2) Luke [1d12+2 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: those who would attempt to poison and DESTROY my brothers!
Ezekial Ikwiano spins the cylinder on Bo, readying the ninth chamber and draws his Holy Blessed Buntline.
Ezekial Ikwiano: And you will KNOW my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee
Ezekial Ikwiano fires both guns at Grimme.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting +2: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2) [1d12+6 = 14]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting +2: Colt Holy Buntline (Marksman +2) [1d12+4 = 13]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [4d6 = 13]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Colt Holy Buntline damage [3d6+1 = 6]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): wow, really?
Campaign saved.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme screams in pain as he flies back into the wall of the cathedral. Blood splatters against the walls. Way more blood than a normal mortal should lose that quickly.
Round 7
Dealing cards...
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Nine of Diamonds and the Eight of Diamonds.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Nine of Diamonds.
The deck has been shuffled.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Spirit (+2) [1d12+2 = 9]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: I will suffer you to live no longer!
GM: Spirit and Vigor checks.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Exhaustion! -1) [1d12-1 = 3]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Exhaustion! -1) [1d8-1 = 2]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit (+2) [1d8+2 = 9]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [1d6+2 = 5]
Grimme: Fighting +2 (+2) [1d12+4 = 11]
Grimme: Hickory Stick damage (+2) [Raise] [2d10+2 = 23]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme lays the beat down on Zeke for 23 damage.
GM: And Zeke needs to make a Spirit check.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Its OK bro. You said the line. Its ok.
Zeke falls over.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Zeke! Oh noes!
Yojimbo runs over and throws the Blessed Buntline to Zach and also casts Healing on Zeke.
Yojimbo: AB: Healing [1d10 = 9]
Zeke is still mostly dead.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Taunt on Grimm
Uriel Iscariot: Taunt (Battle Damage! -1, Exhaustion! -1, Exhaustion! -1) [1d6-3 = 0]
Ezekial Ikwiano
Caroline Dallas
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): <cricket noises>
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): <tumble weed>
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Boost Shooting on myself
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Deal
GM: Flush
Caroline Dallas: "Shooting" +1 [1d12+1 = 30]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): HEAD SHOT
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caroline Dallas: Blessed Buntline damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 8]
GM: Well, +4 for the Headshot.
GM: Gives you a total of 12.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Woo!
GM: Which is enough for Shaken + 1 Wound.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): KILL STEAL!
Grimme is using a benny
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Vigor [1d12 = 10]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1d10 = 24]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1d6 = 9]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 12]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 8]
Wyatt Earp fires twice and hits Grimme once.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme is using a benny
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Vigor [1d12 = 5]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme ignores the shot.
Wyatt Earp: Well, at least he's out of Bennies now.
Round 8
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Four of Clubs and the Seven of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Seven of Spades.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme lays the smack down on Yojimbo.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 7]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 7]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Fighting +2 [1d12+2 = 12]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Hickory Stick damage [1d10 = 5]
Caroline Dallas: Hey, leave the cool old guy alone!
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Spirit [1d12 = 18]
Yojimbo: Spirit {+2 Combat Reflexes} [1d10+2 = 8]
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme flings Yojimbo in the opposite direction.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme breaks out his AOE attacks.
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1, Exhaustion! -1, Exhaustion! -1) [1d12-3 = 8]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1, Exhaustion! -1, Exhaustion! -1) [1d8-3 = 11]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit (+2) [1d8+2 = 8]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [1d6+2 = 7]
Caroline Dallas: Uriel gets pretty terrifying when he gets those negative modifiers going, doesn't he
Yojimbo: AB: Healing [1d10 = 12]
Yojimbo runs up and casts Healing on Uriel.
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot godspeed self
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Second Tier Power -4) [1d12-1 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d6 = 16]
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1d6 = 7]
Wyatt Earp shoots at Grimme and misses.
Caroline Dallas
Caroline Dallas: Die already!
Caroline Dallas: "Shooting" +1 [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+1 = 5]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): done
Round 9
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Nine of Diamonds and the Nine of Hearts.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Nine of Hearts.
Caroline Dallas
Caroline Dallas: OK, new game
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Boost Shooting: Wyatt
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Deal
TADM: Two Pair unless you want to use the Joker.
Caroline Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 7]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): would any of the potions have survived in my coat after being dropped to the ground?
TADM: Negative, and your coat needs to be dry cleaned.
Caroline Dallas: Curses
Yojimbo: AB: Quickness [1d6 = 5]
Yojimbo: AB: Quickness [1d6 = 5]
Caroline Dallas: Hey, Wyatt, want a better gun?
Yojimbo runs up and casts Quickness on Uriel and Zach.
Caroline Dallas: Uriel, will this gun be more potent than the ones you blessed?
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} (Exhaustion! -1) [1d6+1 = 5]
GM: In Uriel's theological opinion, the Buntline made out of white metal will be more potent.
Caroline Dallas: Wyatt, catch!
Caroline Dallas: Throwing [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): FSS
Wyatt Earp: Right, I'll go over and get.
Wyatt Earp: ...out of the water.
Caroline Dallas: Sorry
Caroline Dallas: Not used to this body
Ezekial Ikwiano
Uriel Iscariot: (mummbles soemthing about womenfolk and motor skills)
Wyatt Earp retrieves the gun and loads it with dry bullets.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: I could say the same of you! Why won't you die?
GM: AOE Attack
Yojimbo: Spirit {+2 Combat Reflexes} [1d10+2 = 5]
Yojimbo: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Exhaustion! -1) [1d12-1 = 8]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit (+2) [1d8+2 = 6]
Wyatt Earp: Spirit [1d10 = 5]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor (+2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 15]
Wyatt Earp: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 9]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Exhaustion! -1) [Critical failure!] [1d8-1 = 0]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): SNAKE EYES
Uriel falls over.
Caroline Dallas: Uh oh
Game over man, game over.
Round 10
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Two of Clubs and the Red Joker.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Caroline Dallas: Uh, Uriel, are you there? Are you OK?
GM: Zeke, make a Spirit check at -4.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit (-4) [1d8-4 = 0]
Yojimbo: AB: Quickness [1d6 = 5]
Yojimbo casts Quickess on Wyatt.
Caroline Dallas
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): So, uh, how does Uriel look?
GM: Dead.
GM: Unrecoverable dead.
GM: More dead than Zeke's version of dead.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Round 1: Boost Spirit: Wyatt
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): I REGRET NOTHING. I died the way I lived, by the dice.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Round 2: Boost Shooting Wyatt
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): deal for both
GM: A pair of Straights.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): wait, vigor Wyatt, the one that kills him. Need less of a chance for that
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Well, +2 to both die types
Caroline Dallas: Toss me one of your blessed guns when you get the chance
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): done
Wyatt Earp tosses Caroline the Holy Blessed Buntline of Doom.
TADM: Just to add to the irony.
Wyatt Earp: Throwing [1d8 = 6]
GM: It smacks her in the head.
Caroline Dallas: Throwing [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 8]
Caroline Dallas catches it with her head
Wyatt Earp: Shooting [1d10 = 16]
Wyatt Earp: Buntline damage [Raise] [3d6+1 = 9]
Wyatt Earp shoots the Reverend and causes him to be Shaken.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme: Spirit [Critical failure!] [1d12 = 1]
Round 11
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Six of Clubs and the Two of Diamonds.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Six of Clubs.
Caroline Dallas
Wyatt Earp: Finish this you silly woman!
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Round 1) Deal: Boost Shooting
Yojimbo: I second that!
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Round 2) Shoot him
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Two shots
Caroline Dallas: "Shooting" +1 [1d12+1 = 11]
Caroline Dallas: "Shooting" +1 [1d12+1 = 11]
GM: Two hits!
GM: No raises.
Caroline Dallas: Blessed Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 16]
Caroline Dallas: Blessed Buntline damage [2d6+1 = 21]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): You killed my entertainment!
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme drops to the ground as Caroline Dallas shoots him twice in the chest.
Reverend Ezekiah Grimme howls in rage and pitches forward onto to Zeke's corpse.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): uh oh
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): can I get Zeke's body out from under him before he sucks it into Hell with him?
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Now hes gonna turn into a bloodthirster and its up to 3 people to down it.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Bloodthirsters aren't human
Thousands of manitou swarm the courtyard and merge into Grimme's body, which begins glowing with a sickly greenish radiance.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): For Zeke's tombstone:
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): "He died doing what he loved, killing white people."
There is a distant rumble. Everyone looks towards the docks and sees a 200' wall of water coming straight at the City of Lost Angels.
Caroline Dallas: Uh oh
Wyatt Earp: That looks a might unhealthy.
Yojimbo: I concur.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Yeah, this fight was sort of a wash.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): how safe does the orange circle look?
GM: No safer than anywhere else.
The wave comes ashore and smashes into the cathedral, flattening it and washing everyone within the City out to sea.
GM: Caroline loses consciousness.
GM: Time passes.
GM: Spirit and Vigor checks for everyone.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): She is washed ashore in a strange, oriental land full of samurai and giant machines...
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Caroline Dallas: Spirit [1d6 = 13]
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit (Battle Damage! -1, Battle Damage! -1, Battle Damage! -1, Exhaustion! -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-4 = -2]
Caroline Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Caroline wakes up, and finds Zeke and Uriel's corpses near her.
Caroline Dallas: Ew
There is no one else nearby. Except for a herd of cattle.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Clothes?
GM: Caroline is wearing Zach Dallas' jacket, but nothing else.
Caroline Dallas: Dammit, my hat
One of the cows comes over and licks Uriel's corpse.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Do I have my books, cards, daggers, or guns?
Caroline Dallas: Stop that cow
GM: Nope.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Q.Q
Caroline Dallas gets up and shoos the cow away
Born in a Bowl: You have changed, Zach Dallas.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Mooooooooove away!
Born in a Bowl laughs.
Caroline Dallas: WAHH
Caroline Dallas: Crimany, don't do that
Born in a Bowl shrugs.
Born in a Bowl: You and your comrades have done a great thing.
Born in a Bowl points at the brilliant blue skies overhead.
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): glances upward
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): can I sense any Manitou?
Born in a Bowl: The Hunting Grounds are sealed again. The world is returning to normal.
TADM: Negative.
Caroline Dallas: Huh, well, I suppose that's good enough
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Do I still have PP?
Born in a Bowl: In time, Ghost Rock shall vanish from the world, and mankind will be free to destroy itself in its own way, as opposed to getting outside help.
TADM: Yes.
Born in a Bowl: Let me take you back to Necessity Alliance, and get you some actual clothes.
Caroline Dallas: Thanks
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): good time to sell those Ghost Rock Securities then
Born in a Bowl walks to the northeast.
Caroline Dallas: I don't suppose there's anything you could do for these two, is there?
Born in a Bowl: Let nature reclaim them and nourish the land.
Born in a Bowl: Or bury them and feed the worms, whatever you so desire.
Caroline Dallas: I think Uriel at least would've wanted to get a proper burial
Born in a Bowl: Then we should come back with shovels.
Caroline Dallas: Sounds good
Born in a Bowl: Unless you are hiding one inside your coat.
Caroline Dallas: Nope, just cards and knives
Caroline Dallas: Can't fit a shovel anyways, this thing needs to be refitted
Born in a Bowl shrugs.
Born in a Bowl: You'll get used to it.
Caroline Dallas rolls her eyes
THE END
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): VICTORY!
Kazemi (Caroline Dallas): Much better than the last two campaigns