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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Weematai casts Greater Healing on Zach Dallas.
Weematai: Tribal Medicine [1d12 = 11]
Stinky Pete drinks himself healthy
Ox punches Uriel in the face. He passes out.
Ox: Him looking at me funny.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: It's okay, he can't make it tonight, and that, good chap, was some fine GM cheese.
Ox: Okay, then we can still talk and be friends?
Ezekial Ikwiano: You better behave Ox, or I will replace your face with fine paste
Ezekial Ikwiano: Intimidation [1d6 = 5]
Stinky Pete: What kind of wine goes well with GM cheese?
Ox: Smarts [1d6 = 2]
Ox looks scared of Ezekial.
Nick (Stinky Pete): Not "whine". that's for sure
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): he better
Ox: Okay, me not punch anyone else, all other players make it tonight anyway.
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Jolly good!
GM: Notice checks.
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 11]
Ezekial notices a glowing set of runes against the back wall of the cavern. The runes are actually a petroglyph of what looks like a lightning bolt in some sort of weird luminescent paint.
Ezekial Ikwiano points out the strange rock carving to his companions.
Weematai: Smarts [1d8 = 7]
Weematai: Kn (Occult) [1d8 = 7]
Stinky Pete: Huh. Interesting
Weematai inspects them very carefully and then shrugs.
Stinky Pete: Smarts [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 9]
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Well, those are a tad peculiar I say, but to the matter at hand.
Nick (Stinky Pete): Showoff. Your dice will fail you eventually.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): it'll be on a soak roll or a vigor check to avoid dying.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): and I will roll snake eyes
GM: Ezekial gains no new information on that roll.
Ezekial Ikwiano: So how bout that thing you found Rod?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Was that what we came here lookin fer?
Nick (Stinky Pete): Hmmm someone who specializes in Occult Knowledge would be helpful right now
Ox: So, me can go now? I even help! I carry sleeping man back to Sunrise Hotel for you!
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano)" lol
Ezekial Ikwiano: No
Ezekial Ikwiano: You aint goin anywhere
Ezekial Ikwiano: not till we get some answers
Ezekial Ikwiano: like, what the hell was that thing we killed
Ox picks Uriel up and holds him in such a way that Ezekial will have to shoot through Uriel to hit him.
Ezekial Ikwiano: who the hell are you
Ezekial Ikwiano: and why did you have the scary evil thing that I don't understand
Ox: Me Ox, me work for best Big Boss in all of Shan Fan.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Who's that?
Ox: Thin Noodles Ma, he smartest and best of all Big Bosses.
Ezekial Ikwiano: So what were you doing here
Ezekial Ikwiano: and why the sudden change of heart about killin' us
Zach Dallas: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: and I never heard no appology
Ox: Me come here to get nasty omelette thing.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I could go for an omelette
Ox: Me only want omelette thing, but big rock monster attack people. Me hide, but then voice in my head kept yelling to kill pretty lady.
Ox waves to Weematai.
Stinky Pete: Perhaps you mean amulet?
Ox looks confused, clearly that is what he is saying.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): so he's indicating Weematai?
Zach Dallas: What happened to everyone else here?
Ox: Rock monster smashed them.
Ox: When Rock monster died, voice stopped yelling and me wanted to run away.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Well, you and pete got yo faces smashed in
Ezekial Ikwiano: an' I killed a rock monster
Ezekial Ikwiano: who told you about the omelette
Ox: Thin Noodles Ma.
Zach Dallas: Is he the one who told you to get it?
Ox: Yup
Ezekial Ikwiano: We gon' have to have a chat wit him then
Ezekial Ikwiano: Maybe he can tell me what the hell's goin on, cause I got no damn idea
Zach Dallas: May I see it?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Roderick has it I think
Stinky Pete: Care to lead us to him? We won't cause any problems. We promise
Ox: Me not have it.
Zach Dallas: Where is it?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I might cause one or two
Ox: that man have it.
Stinky Pete: Shut. Up. Zeke
Ox points to Captain Smythe.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Sure thing boss.
Zach Dallas: Sir, can I take a look at that?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): you're still paying my salary
Ox: No, me can't lead you to Ma.
Captain Smythe: Certainly.
[w] Zach Dallas: I'd like to Hunch it and figure out the last person who used it
[w] Zach Dallas: but I am going to distance myself from others in case it explodes
[w] Zach Dallas: but what sort of bastard GM would do that?
[w] Zach Dallas: before I take it, I'd like to Detect Manitou on it
Captain Smythe hands it over.
[w] Zach Dallas: deal for that
[w] Zach Dallas: I am confident that I can pass 1 pp
Zach Dallas picks up some spare cards the fell when he was launched. Oddly enough, they seem to shine a bit.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 6]
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Pair of Queens
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d10 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Whatchu doin zach?
Zach Dallas: Picking up my cards. I can't wind up with too many incomplete decks
[w] -> Zach Dallas: You caat Detect Manitous on the Amulet. You get the feeling it is so evil, that Manitou's are scared of it.
[w] Zach Dallas: you're not going to kill me for Hunching this, are you?
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Well, roll it and see what happens.
Zach Dallas Spellcasting [1d6 = 7]
[w] Zach Dallas: let me know if you would advise me to re-roll
Weematai: Throwing [1d6 = 9]
Weematai: Obsidian Knife damage [2d6+1 = 14]
Zach Dallas takes a close look at the amulet while he puts the cards away
Stinky Pete waits for the explosion
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: do we see anything happing that seems bad?
Ezekial Ikwiano Notice [1d6 = 11]
Zach Dallas picks up his cards while holding the Amulet of Rahashimir. The Amulet starts to glow bright green.
Captain Smythe: I SAY!
[w] Zach Dallas: does it stop if I stop?
[w] Zach Dallas: and can I refund my PP?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm gonna take a shot at the amulet, try to shoot it right out of his hands
[w] Zach Dallas: or it can be too late, that'd be fun too :P
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting (Marksman +2, Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [1d12-2 = 6]
GM: That hits.
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [2d6 = 9]
Ezekial fires at the Amulet and the bullet ricochects off it and strikes Zach Dallas in the chest.
Zach Dallas: DAMMIT
Zach Dallas: What was that for!
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): whoops
Ezekial Ikwiano: That omelette was glowing all scary like
Ezekial Ikwiano: Didnt' want you ta turn into a rock mosta or somethin
Which is made worse by the fact that Weematai's obsidian knife flies through the air and slices through Zach's hand.
GM: Spirit Check, Mr. Dallas.
Stinky Pete: Maybe a rock lobster?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm kinda surprised that you aint in more pain after bein' shot in the chest
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 3]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Zach Dallas: Well, that explains a bit
Zach's hand starts turning an ash color and flakes of skin begin falling away from it.
Zach Dallas: Would've preferred a stone, though
[w] Zach Dallas: can I use Change to heal it?
Weematai draws another Obsidian Knife.
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Nope.
Weematai: You want to let every Manitou where the Gatekey is?
Weematai: You are an idiot.
Zach Dallas: That was manual. They're not getting within 30 feet of this thing
Weematai: Stupid, stupid white men.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yup.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): would the GM advise that I whip out the Bowie Knife and skin off the defective parts or does it appear to have stopped?
Captain Smythe: Now now! Let's not get all hasty here.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I could shoot your hand off if you like
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I might request it. I'm getting an increasingly large stack of negative modifiers
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Just say the word
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I'll give it both barrels
Zach Dallas: Now, any recommendation on how to treat this treat?
Zach Dallas holds up his hand
Zach's hand seems to be functioning...normally...but the skin continues to flake off. Fortunately, the effect no longer seems painful and is not going "up" the arm any farther than the wrist.
Weematai: Ask the Christian God to fix it.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): recover from shaken?
GM: Sure
Weematai walks over and picks up her knife. Then picks up the Amulet.
Captain Smythe: Umm....
Captain Smythe: Not sure I want you to have that.
Weematai: I don't trust white men to have it either.
Ox: So...nice to have met you all. I will take sleeping man back to Sunrise Hotel before you all kill each other, okay?
Ox carefully backs towards the entrance.
Zach Dallas: First, tell me. What did your master want with this amulet?
Ox: Me not ask, him not say. Ox find he is only small pawn in game of life.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Does Ox talk like Zathros?
TADM: Not so much...but only because I did not think of it that way until you said something.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): "No one listen to Ox"
TADM: Precisely.
Captain Smythe: Well, if you are willing to come with us, I see no problem in letting you hold it. For the time being.
Weematai: Fine.
[w] Zach Dallas: Weematai was not the one who murdered the native we met before, correct?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Git then, but if you eva pick a fight wit me again I'll shoot a new mouth in yo forehead
[w] Zach Dallas: also, is my hand going to be stunted?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Intimidation [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 8]
[w] -> Zach Dallas: I do not think that was ever established, one way or another. Your hand will probably look that way for...oh...say...the rest of the campaign. Although you get no penalties except the Charisma hit. I recommend gloves.
Zach Dallas would facepalm, but he has a bullet in his chest that prevents the proper use of one arm while he doesn't want to let his other hand touch his face.
Ox: Right sir! Me avoid you people from now on.
[w] Zach Dallas: I'd recommend Change. 24 hour duration for small changes.
Ox retreats as quickly as possible while moving backwards so that he keeps his eyes on the group.
[w] -> Zach Dallas: That assumes that magic works on your hand.
[w] Zach Dallas: long as I can recast that once per day I ought to be fine, but it'll be amusing if I'm ever put out
Ezekial Ikwiano takes out a cigar and lights it.
[w] Zach Dallas: you bastard
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Hey, you never know when a hand that is immune to magic will be ...handy.... =)
[w] Zach Dallas: were there any other hucksterish activities around here that were going on?
[w] Zach Dallas: lol
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Not that you detected.
Captain Smythe: Well, let's get back to Shan Fan.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Lead on Rod.
Captain Smythe heads back to Shan Fan.
Zach Dallas: I'm still good. Fortunately it was my hand and chest that took damage, so my walking skills are uncompromised
The group arrives at the Sunrise House without further incident.
Weematai loops a piece of leather thread through the Amulet and slips it around her neck.
Stinky Pete checks for a tail
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d6+2 = 10]
: Stealth {+2 Stealth} [1d8+2 = 8]
[w] Zach Dallas: did I lose those three PP?
[w] Zach Dallas: also, what color is my hand now?
[w] -> Stinky Pete: There is someone following you, but that is the best you can tell.
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Looks like Ash. You did not use the 3 PP.
Captain Smythe leads you upstairs and gestures for everyone to wait in Dillender's suite.
Captain Smythe: I'm going to freshen up a bit chaps, just hang there for a couple minutes.
Captain Smythe enters a nearby room.
Stinky Pete: And this is when we all die. My guess: probably gas
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d8+2 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano draws Bo and Luke
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: You makin me nervous
Zach Dallas: Notice [1d4-2 = 1]
Zach Dallas: can I get medical treatment yet?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I thought y'all was friends with this guy?
Zach Dallas: This bullet is annoying
Dillenger sits in the room, ecstatic that you have all returned mostly alive, along with the Captain.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I ain't a doctor but I could try to shoot it out of ya
Weematai: Ask your Christian God or your Manitou friends.
Zach Dallas glares at Zeke
Zach Dallas: Would YOU trust a manitou to fix up your wounds?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas) to Weematai
Dillenger: Hmm...I'm sensing some hostility. And I don't think we've met
Dillenger looks at Weematai.
Weematai: My wounds, no. Your wounds...maybe.
Weematai: My name is Weematai.
Zach Dallas: Tsh
Ezekial Ikwiano: My name's Zeke, an I am so confused right now
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): is Uriel up long enough to cure me?
Dillenger: Nice to meet you Weematai, I'm Rutherford Ellington Dillenger.
Dillenger: And you Ezekial. Although you do look vaguely...familiar to me.
Ezekial Ikwiano: These boys took me out to lunch, and then we killed a rock monsta, well I did most of the killin'
Zach Dallas: Weematai was our guide on our trip north. We owe quite a bit to her
Dillenger: Glad to hear.
Dillenger: On both accounts.
Ezekial Ikwiano: and then there was some evil omelette and a freaky little chinese guy and now yous talkin' all fancy and shit
Ezekial Ikwiano: an I accidentally shot Zach
Weematai: I intentionally stabbed him.
Dillenger: I see.
Captain Smythe walks in.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I jus want someone to tell me whats goin on wit dis freaky magic stuff, and what are we sposed to do with this omelette if it's so evil
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Uriel wakes up and zaps you with a Healing spell. Your hand does not Heal. He zaps you with another one. Same effect. He looks perplexed and goes off to read the bible for insights.
Captain Smythe: Well now, to answer that question we need to destroy it.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Tried that
Ezekial Ikwiano: Bullets bounce
[w] Zach Dallas: I'm planning on Dealing for it in the morning. I'm fine with it for now
Dillenger: Well, we need to keep trying until we find something that works.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I could smash it with a rock
Zach Dallas: Weematai won't let me touch it
Zach Dallas: So I'm out
Captain Smythe: Waste of a perfectly good rock, I'm afraid.
Weematai: No, I won't let your Manitou friends touch it. And since you love them sooo much.
Weematai: Stupid white men.
Ezekial Ikwiano: No joke.
Zach Dallas: I make it a policy to keep them out of my head
Zach Dallas: I can use my own energy, if need be
Zach Dallas: can't shaman do that?
Zach Dallas glances at Weematai?
Weematai laughs. It is about the most sarcastic thing Zach Dallas has ever heard in his life.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Maybe we should take it to Mordor?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): To The Shadowlands!
Captain Smythe: Well, let's take a few minutes here to celebrate our victory, such as it is.
TADM: Let's give it to Fade!
Smythe carefully opens a very nice wooden case containing a dozen or so silver signet rings.
Zach Dallas: Oh, neat
Captain Smythe: The rules for joining our society are a bit rigorous in normal times, but these are, as the Chinese say, interesting times. You have more than proven yourselves, and whether you like it or not, your destiny and that of the Explorer’s Society are intertwined. This ring is a symbol of your membership in our little club. But there is an inner circle as well, and after our last adventure you deserve to know of it.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fo $5 a day I'll join whatever you want me ta join
Captain Smythe: The creature you saw tonight was most certainly unique, but there are others of its ilk in the world. I’ve seen them. From the blood-soaked trenches of the Crimea to the hills of China, by God, I’ve seen monsters. After the first few encounters I began to do research. I learned that horrors rise wherever there is fear and violence. I sought out and tracked down some of these fiends, and slew them. Eventually I attracted the attention of others of like spirit—my fellow members of the Explorer’s Society. I also discovered that the society is only the most recent face of our little fellowship. Men—and women, I might add—have been banding together to fight evil since as far back as King Solomon himself. Maybe even further. Our particular branch can trace its roots to ancient Rome and a brotherhood called the Twilight Legion. Were I to tell you what our long-dead brethren found in the Teutoberger Wald your hair would turn white. So now I bestow upon you an honor, a privilege, and most importantly, a responsibility. Right wrongs. Defend the oppressed. Save the innocent. And slay the beasts. Welcome to the Explorer’s Society. Here there be monsters. And those who hunt them!
Dillenger looks annoyed that Ezekial is in this for the money, there are bigger issues at stake!
Weematai sits down; she looks to be in mild shock.
Captain Smythe hands out a ring to everyone present. (One is also delivered to Uriel's room.)
Zach Dallas counts up to three as if he's considering things and nods
Captain Smythe: Now, Dillenger and I will deal with the Amulet. There are plenty of other monsters out there for you to fight.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 5]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: To see if Smythe is being above board with his offer
Weematai takes off amulet and puts it on the table. Then she slides it over to Captain Smythe.
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: Yep, 100% genuine honesty, the kind Ezekial has not heard in a real long time.
Ezekial Ikwiano: y'know, it just occured to me, there was picture of a lightin' bolt
Ezekial Ikwiano: Maybe that will destroy the omelette
Dillenger: Lightning bolt?
Ezekial Ikwiano: On the rock
Ezekial Ikwiano: In the cave
Ezekial Ikwiano: Someone back me up here
Zach Dallas: but Mr. Smythe put it in there...
Zach Dallas: However, I think it may be worth going to double check on that
Zach Dallas: Was there any particular reason you chose that cave?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Speaking of, why couldn't you chose one with no rock monters in it?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Do a lot caves have giant rock monsters?
Captain Smythe: No, it was nearby and I knew I was being tailed.
Captain Smythe: And most caves are lacking in the "giant rock monster" category.
Zach Dallas: I don't think we can hide that...thing
Captain Smythe: Although that one did not have a giant rock monster the first time I went in it.
Dillenger: Likely not, evil seems to find it, no matter what we do.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I say we go see to this horse noodle boss guy, if he knew it was in the cave he was prolly the one followin you when yous was hidin it
Zach Dallas: Damn. If Uriel still had The Cross we might be able to do something about this
For the record, it is 0200 on February 21, 1880.
Stinky Pete: I don't want it to say "Stinky Pete. He got clocked" on my tombstone :(
Captain Smythe: As Thin Noodles Ma weighs about 500 pounds, I doubt it was him specifically, but I believe that asking him might lend some insight into matters.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Wait, who IS Thin Noodles Ma?
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d12 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: I can ask reeeeeeeal nice
Zach Dallas: Who is this Thin Noodles Ma guy anyways?
Ezekial Ikwiano taps Bo and Luke.
Captain Smythe: Thin Noodles Ma is one of Big Ears' Tams cronies, he controls a portion of Shan Fan.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas: And he weighs 500 pounds?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: looking for a bar whenever we are done in here
Zach Dallas: How can you still be alive?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: just rolling it now before I forget
Ezekial Ikwiano: Cause he never met me
Captain Smythe: On a good day, when he exercises.
[w] Zach Dallas: in case it matters, I'm keeping my "Strong Hand" out of sight
Captain Smythe: He's alive because he's a cagey and intelligent man.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I know how we can get his attention
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: There is a bar across the street.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Where can I find a bar around here were folks speak english
Nick (Stinky Pete) In Zeke's voice: "No. One pound = 1 lb. So 500 pounds = 500 lbs. And lbs obviously stands for Lard Butt Scale.
Dillenger: Across the street.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: lol, I figured but I wanted to make sure
Zach Dallas: Think we should spread some here-say?
Captain Smythe: About what?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yo damn strait
Stinky Pete: Good luck. I'm not picking up the tab for the undertaker, though.
Ezekial Ikwiano: About how we killed a rock monster that Fatty gang boss boy couldn't handle
Ezekial Ikwiano: and how his little bitch was all afraid and shit
Ezekial Ikwiano: He'll find us
Zach Dallas: About what happened. If we can draw attention away from you guys, you should get more time to figure out how to deal with this
Nick (Stinky Pete): Don't you mean "hear-say?" You worry about the hyphen, but not the spelling. Nice
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I think we should spread some heresy too, now that Uriel is gone
TADM: I thought he meant "here" - as in Shan Fan and "say" as in "telling people."
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I'm a fan of Catharism myself
TADM: Arianism, that would get people riled.
Nick (Stinky Pete): Yay Heathenism!
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Not half as much as Aryanism
TADM: Iconoclasty would be good also.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Lets hit the bar then boys.
Zach Dallas: First, I need gloves
Dillenger: Before you get too excited...I'm going to point out that they are closed.
Ezekial Ikwiano: First thing in the mornin then
Zach Dallas: That is fine with me. Fatigue will set in if I stay up much longer anyways
Captain Smythe: I concur, we could all use a good night sleep.
Zach Dallas: Nah, we're probably good until evening
Zach Dallas: You want to wait until it's packed
Ezekial Ikwiano: Good thinkin' Zach
Zach Dallas: Do either of you know where I could get gloves? I don't want to have this sucker showing until it's healed up
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ha! as if that's going to happen
Dillenger: I'll go arrange a room for Miss Weematai.
Dillenger leaves.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: I assume that I have some sort of living arrangements since I have been in Shan Fan for several months
Stinky Pete: Well, let's hit the hay. Enough excitement for one day
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: Never really thought that part out
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: You are included in the rooms that have been set aside for the party in this hotel.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: k
Ezekial Ikwiano: Where's my room at then?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): do either NPC have a suggestion?
Captain Smythe: Right across the hall.
Captain Smythe: Ah, we can probably find you some silk gloves around here. I'll take a look in the morning for you.
Zach Dallas: Thank you
Ezekial Ikwiano goes into the room across the hall and falls asleep face down, fully clothed on the couch.
Stinky Pete heads to his room and catches some Zzz's. Which is especially hard to do w/o a net
Zach Dallas heads back to his room
The night passes uneventfully; unless Zach Dallas is up to shenanigans.
Nick (Stinky Pete): Uriel must have shot himself in his sleep! I mean, how else would you ignore the pain of a gunshot wound to the head to shoot yourself in the head 5 more times? With two different caliburs even!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): finished. The rest will be continued over PM later
Stinky Pete has been awarded a benny
TADM: Nick has just figured it out! Zach indeed now has a DEAD MAN'S HAND.
TADM: WOOHOO!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I hate all of you
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Hey, I tried to shoot it out of your hand
Nick (Stinky Pete): Is each one of his fingernails permanently embossed with a card from that hand?
TADM: That would be a great thing to find out with a Notice check.
Zach Dallas: Notice [1d4 = 5]
TADM: Okay...so back to the campaign.
The sun rises a few hours later.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano) I'll wake up around 10 then
Nick (Stinky Pete) I wake up when I always wake up: when the bars open for business!
Ezekial Ikwiano wakes up, lights a cigar, and pisses out of his window into the street.
Ezekial Ikwiano has been awarded a benny
Zach Dallas goes down for breakfast, happily ignorant about Ezekial's actions
Stinky Pete goes to...um...find a good spot to do...uh...surveillance at the saloon across the street. After my free food and alcohol from here, of course
Nick (Stinky Pete): Yeah, we'll go with surveillance
Ezekial Ikwiano has eggs and beer for breakfast, then hangs out by the bar until Zach is done with his errands.
Captain Smythe shows up around 1030 with a pair of nice leather gloves for Zach Dallas.
The bar opens around noon.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: gonna head to the bar and see how crowded it is
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 4]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: and get a beer while I'm there
Stinky Pete has had 3 shots already before you two arrive
[w] Stinky Pete: Make sure to keep track of my tab, in case I don't
At this time, the bar has perhaps six customers, not counting any party members.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: just gonna hang out there until it gets more crowded
For those drinking, beer is $0.25 per glass.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): is there any gambling going on?
GM: At this time of morning, no.
Nick (Stinky Pete): How much are shots?
A man wanders in with a few copies of the most recent Tombstone Epitaph.
Zach Dallas gets one
Shots would be $1.00 each.
GM: He hands a copy of the paper to Zach.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm drinking 2 beers an hour until the place gets crowded
Zach Dallas: Thanks
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): contents?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: so just let me know when we decide the crowd is big enough and I will subtract the appropriate ammount of money
GM: The place will be packed around 6PM tonight for those keeping a tab and paying for booze.
Zach Dallas notices two things of interst in this copy of the Tombstome Epitaph.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): anything amusing in the paper?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: So, let me know if I need to roll any saves or will incur any penalty for drinking 13 beers by 6PM
(1) Virgil Earp has become Deputy US Marshall for the Tombstone area. His brother, Wyatt, has also moved into town.
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: Nah, this is cheap watered down crap, two beers an hour barely gets you a buzz.
Ezekial Ikwiano builds a pyramid of empty beer glasses while he waits.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility [1d12 = 11]
[w] Stinky Pete: I leave to go back to our "host's" room, and ask where the Explorer Society looks for secret codes and missions in the Epitaph. Lacy mentioned it, but no one asked
(2) GOOD INTENTIONS! Bored Union soldiers in Sacramento pass the time drinking “ghost rot”—bloody massacres ensue! The Rockies Mining Organization offers a $1000 reward to anyone who unmasks the foul stuff’s makers!
[w] -> Stinky Pete: See item (2) in bold, above. :)
[w] Stinky Pete Goes back to drink then
By 6PM there is a pretty good crowd of English speaking folks in the bar.
Ezekial Ikwiano smashes his beer glass pyramid with Bo.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Listen up!
Zach Dallas: gambling up, then?
Ezekial Ikwiano Fighting: (3) Bo (Club) [1d12 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano (3) Bo (Club) damage [2d10 = 6]
Ezekial definitely gets everyone's attention.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Gather round landies a gents
GM: Gambling is available as an option.
Ezekial Ikwiano: we gots a story to tell
Zach Dallas sinks to the table
Ezekial Ikwiano: 'bout monsters and mob bosses and all kinds of crazy shit
Zach Dallas: Gambling [1d8 = 7]
Nick (Stinky Pete): About our mission: Of course their offering a reward. The evildoers are selling alcohol to minors
The crowd is paying attention. The barman says something like, "Yar gonna pay for those, afore you leave here."
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: how much for the glasses?
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: He'll be happy with $5.
Ezekial Ikwiano: So sit right there and be amazed, we aint gon' disapoint
The crowd is still paying attention to the strange black man.
Ezekial Ikwiano leans against the bar and gestures to Zach Dallas.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): You are out of your mind
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I am
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Zach hates you now
Zach Dallas cringes
They all turn to face Zach Dallas, wondering what he is going to say following that great introduction.
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d6 = 4]
Nick (Stinky Pete): brb afk
Zach Dallas stands up
Zach Dallas goes into the story leaving out the amulet in particular, instead going for saving a good, anonymous, friend from the Chinese mafia. Focusing on the Rock Golem, all of the dead martial artists when we got there, the death of said golem, and the terrified Ox after the ordeal was done.
Crowd: OOOH!!
Crowd: AAAAHHH!
Crowd: WOW!
Zach Dallas: At the part with the death of the Rock Golem, reveal his hand as the result of a horrible curse for being too close to the creature upon its death
The crowd gasps.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): which ought to work well against the ignorants and draw curiosity of the knowledgable
A light, tinkling laughter comes from the second floor balcony.
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d8+2 = 4]
Zach Dallas: Notice [1d4 = 3]
Cynthia Grey: Well cuddle bunny! You got yourself a boo-boo!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility [1d12 = 10]
GM: The crowd laughs.
Ezekial Ikwiano Shooting: (1) Bo [1d12 = 8]
Zach Dallas: Oh, dammit. You're supposed to be dead twice over
Ezekial Ikwiano when zach dallas tells about Zeke shooting the golem, Zeke tosses his cigar into the air and shoots it in half.
The crowd ducks at the sound of the gunshot, then starts clapping at the great exhibition of shooting.
Crowd: Wow.
Crowd: Ooohh!
Crowd: Aaaah!
Cynthia Grey blows a kiss to Ezekial.
Cynthia Grey: Nice shooting, tall, dark, and handsome.
Ezekial Ikwiano blows a kiss to Cynthia Grey.
Zach Dallas chokes
Ezekial Ikwiano winks.
Zach Dallas: I wouldn't do that if I were you. That one's been around the block a few times
Ezekial Ikwiano: Aint nothin wrong with a workin' girl.
Cynthia Grey: Oh, I'm workin' in all the right ways and in all the right places.
Crowd laughs.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: would there be any reason for me to know who she is?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm guessing not
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: That would be for her to know, and you to possibly find out.
Stinky Pete *whispers to Zach*: Around the block? More like around the neighborhood
Cynthia Grey: Why Zach, you have new friends, did you kill all the old ones?
Cynthia Grey: Come up on and we'll have dinner and catch up on old times.
Nick (Stinky Pete): hmmm... maybe shoulda went with "yeah, if it was a block full of cemetarys" or "yeah, the cell block"
GM: Several men look envious at that proposition.
Zach Dallas looks less than joyous at the invitation
Stinky Pete is too drunk to notice that I'm cracking bad jokes at a woman I've never met before
[w] Zach Dallas -> Stinky Pete: You might just want to go back. Just warning you, be cautious about shenanigans.
[w] Zach Dallas -> Ezekial Ikwiano: You might just want to go back. Just warning you, be cautious about shenanigans.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano -> Zach Dallas: you know this broad?
Zach Dallas: I'm curious about how your....business has been going since the last time we met
Cynthia Grey: That's a question I'll only answer up close and personal.
[w] Zach Dallas -> Ezekial Ikwiano: Unfortunately. She's a witch, be careful about how close she gets to you. She wound up inside my head for about a month. Literally.
Zach Dallas heads on up towards her table
Cynthia Grey: Oh, do invite your friend....the drunk miner with the interesting tale.
Cynthia Grey waves to Stinky Pete.
[w] Stinky Pete -> Zach Dallas: But I'm on surveillance. There needs to be a credible witness to explain how your blood and guts managed to hit the ceiling of three different rooms
Ezekial Ikwiano pays the barman for the broken glasses.
Cynthia Grey: And especially tall, dark, and handsome...yummy!
Ezekial Ikwiano overtly reloads Bo as he heads towards Cynthia's table.
[w] Zach Dallas -> Stinky Pete: You're free to come, but don't say I didn't warn you.
[w] Zach Dallas -> Ezekial Ikwiano: You're free to come, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Stinky Pete Sorry. I think I'm out. I'm nowhere near drunk enough to do it with a girl and two guys
Ezekial Ikwiano keeps his distance from Cynthia as he sits near the table.
Cynthia Grey: Awww...that's too bad. Waiter, the dish I asked prepared for him, please deliver it.
Stinky Pete stumbles out of the bar
Cynthia Grey frowns.
Stinky Pete checks for any onlookers
Stinky Pete Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d8+2 = 8]
[w] Zach Dallas Dealing for Huckster Shenanigans
There are hordes of onlookers.
[w] Zach Dallas -> Stinky Pete: Make sure nobody makes a move on the amulet tonight. This may be a distraction. Get Uriel's help
[w] Stinky Pete: I meant suspicious onlookers. Like someone who knows what's about to happen. Btw, where's Weematai?
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Pair of 2s.
[w] Stinky Pete -> Zach Dallas: Gotcha
Zach Dallas Spellcasting [1d10 = 5]
[w] -> Stinky Pete: No one strikes you as particularly suspicious. You have no idea where Weematai is.
[w] Zach Dallas: anything surprising? Also, if she delivers food I'm not touching it unless Hunch tells me it's safe
Zach Dallas shuffles a deck of cards
[w] Stinky Pete: Goes back to the room w/ our benefactor to discuss the recent article in the paper, and to keep an eye on the amulet
Ezekial Ikwiano: So Zach tells me yous a witch, hows that workin our for ya
[w] Stinky Pete: And to go look for Weematai as well
Cynthia Grey: Well, your "friend" has annoyed me. Would you deliver this specially created meal for me?
[w] Zach Dallas: out of curiosity, can I Hunch with that deck made entirely out of QS?
[w] -> Zach Dallas: You can try.
[w] -> Stinky Pete: Weematai is nowhere to be found.
[w] Stinky Pete: Also, If I start doing a Nate, please give fair warning
[w] Zach Dallas: that's going to be a test for another time
Cynthia Grey waves over a waiter.
The waiter brings over a box carrying two pounds of rotten, maggoty bacon mixed in with some strange greenish looking mold.
Zach Dallas Not the highest quality food I've ever seen
Cynthia Grey: Ah, but your "friend" who just staggered out of here would find it extra-delicious I am sure.
Ezekial Ikwiano: He's drunk, but he aint that drunk
Zach Dallas: I have a hard time believing THAT one
Cynthia Grey smiles.
Zach Dallas: Fresh bacon is only $.15 per pound
Cynthia Grey: Why would I lie?
Ezekial Ikwiano: All women lie
Cynthia Grey: That's a cynical thing to say.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Gods honest truth
Cynthia Grey: Well in that case, your momma was not really your momma and didn't love you.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): OHO! Witty move, Zeke
Cynthia Grey: Because...all....women....lie....
Ezekial Ikwiano: 'Cept for my moma
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 10]
Zach Dallas: If they don't, you do it enough to make up for it
Zach Dallas: Notice [1d6 = 5]
[w] Zach Dallas: she casting shenanigans?
[w] Zach Dallas: looking out for Puppet specifically
[w] Zach Dallas: or some other Suggestion ability
Cynthia Grey: Waiter, my friends and I would like the filet mignon, vegetables, and the Natour '71 please.
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Nothing as yet.
Ezekial Ikwiano: You anit gonna fool me witch yo crazy double talk
[w] Zach Dallas: any odd reaction from Zeke there?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Oho, it's a pun! Who's making the double talk now!
Cynthia Grey: My my...such outright hostility.
Zach Dallas: So, how's your plan going since your breakdown?
[w] Stinky Pete: How am I doing on my quest as Zach and Zeke expertly change the subject? Is full disbelief of something considered changing it?
[w] -> Stinky Pete Captain Smythe: is in a room talking with a woman Stinky has never seen before, in a language Stinky has never heard before.
Cynthia Grey: My plans, as always, are going quite well. How are yours? I see you have a new boo-boo. Been playing with a truly evil object lately?
Zach Dallas: Oh, quite unintentionally, I assure you. Nasty run-in a while back. Other than that, I'd think that my plans are progressing much more smoothly than what I had expected
Stinky Pete: Smarts [1d6 = 3]
Zach Dallas: Of course, I wouldn't have expected to find you here
Stinky Pete is using a benny
Stinky Pete: Smarts [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Cynthia Grey: So, Exekial, have you noticed Zach's rather feminine appearance? For instance, his tendency to lie.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Nom Benny
Stinky Pete Smarts: [1d8 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano scrutinizes Zach.
Zach Dallas glances at Zeke with a raised eyebrow
Cynthia Grey: Especially, his lack of calloused hands, his soft, dainty fingers. Clearly this is a man who never knew what it was like to be whipped, or someone who worked in a field.
[w] Stinky Pete: Yeah, I failed. I know. If it had been Mac, I would've rolled 20+ easily there
Zach Dallas: That's not a particularly common upbringing up here
Ezekial Ikwiano: His hand looks like a burn victim's bloody ass flap
Ezekial Ikwiano: I wouldn't call it "dainty"
Zach Dallas: Thank--- you---
Cynthia Grey: Well, the other one.
Ezekial Ikwiano: an' I shot him in the chest
The waiter brings over several plates of delicious food.
[w] Zach Dallas: Dealing for Huckster Detection
Cynthia Grey: I see, well, I guess you are a good judge of character then, Ezekial.
[w] Zach Dallas: then using Hunch on the plate of Food. I'm going to see if I can notice anything odd when I cast it
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Three queens.
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d6 = 3]
[w] Zach Dallas: not double ones
[w] Zach Dallas: success
[w] Zach Dallas: Hunch
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas flourishes his cards and he puts them away
GM Stinky, make a Spirit check
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 4]
Stinky Pete is using a benny
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 5]
[w] -> Zach Dallas: The food was freshly prepared in the kitchen, it is 100% shenanigan free.
GM: That passes.
Zach Dallas: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Cynthia Grey starts eating her food.
Ezekial Ikwiano doesn't trust this women and doesn't want to eat anything she ordered.
[w] Zach Dallas: anything Hucksterish going on around here?
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Nope
Zach Dallas glances around
Zach Dallas closely examines his food
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: are we near a window in this place?
[w] -> Stinky Pete: Smythe looks at you suspiciously, then asks you wait outside.
Zach Dallas: I have to second guess this after you had the kitchen staff bring out maggotty food
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: No.
Cynthia Grey: Suit yourself.
[w] Stinky Pete: Oh. Okay then
Cynthia Grey: That was a special dish, prepared for your "special friend."
Zach Dallas: Riiiiiiight
Zach Dallas: I'm sure it was
Zach Dallas: Bet you've got a similar one for the Preacher and Mechanic as well
Cynthia Grey: Well...to be more precise...his "special friend."
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): his being Pete?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: to see if I believe her
Cynthia Grey: But since you are not interested in conversation, and I have miles to go before I sleep, I bid you good night.
Cynthia Grey stands up.
Zach Dallas: Any particular reason you chose to come here?
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: Absolutely. As far as Ezekial can tell, every word this woman has spoken has been God's Gospel Truth.
Ezekial Ikwiano eats his food.
Cynthia Grey: The filet mignon is very good.
Cynthia Grey: And I have business in Sacramento.
Cynthia Grey: Good evening, Mr. Dallas.
Cynthia Grey leaves.
Zach Dallas: Do take care. I'd hate to see something happen to you.
GM: The food is delicious.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): when we're done
Zach Dallas: Let's go check on Pete
Ezekial Ikwiano: good idea
GM: You two can leave to check on Pete at any time.
Zach Dallas heads out for Pete
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lets do
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 7]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: checking to see how people react to us as we walk the streets
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: You guys are given a bit of deference and respect out in the street, not a noticeably huge amount, but enough that Zeke picks up on it.
Zach and Ezekial find Stinky Pete standing in the hallway outside Captain Smythe's room.
Zach Dallas: Oh dammit
Zach Dallas: What happened?
Zach Dallas: Notice [1d6 = 9]
Zach Dallas rushes over to take a look
GM: Pete does not appear any more dead than the last time you saw him.
Stinky Pete: Let's just say that you don't want to go in that room right now. He has a...guest.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Is he any stinkier?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 4]
TADM: Dude, don't come a knockin' when the Rhino's a rockin'
Zach Dallas stops pushing Pete out of the way
Zach Dallas: Who's in there?
GM: He seems no more stinky than normal.
Ezekial Ikwiano presses his ear up against the door.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 8]
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: hears nothing in the other room.
Ezekial Ikwiano: sounds quiet to me.
[w] Zach Dallas: OHO! Can I feel fine with my Strong Hand or is it a bit dull?
[w] -> Zach Dallas: The "Strong Hand" always tingles, like that feeling you get when a limb goes to sleep.
[w] Zach Dallas: by the way, I'm ambidextrous (which is a bit of a coincidence this late in the campaign). Even it's my right hand, odd it's my left.
[w] Zach Dallas: I'll go with my ordinary hand for now
Stinky Pete waits for a hole to appear in the door...and in Zeke's head
Zach Dallas: Pete, WHO WENT IN THERE
[w] Stinky Pete -> Zach Dallas: It's more than likely Isabella
[w] Stinky Pete -> Zach Dallas: But I'm not sure, since Pete's never met her
Captain Smythe opens the door.
Captain Smythe: Oh, hello gentlemen, didn't expect to see you all here.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas) ah, I was about to knock
Zach Dallas: We just got back. Met someone we didn't want to. Thought it might be best to check back real quick
Ezekial Ikwiano: We was lookin for pete
Captain Smythe: Tut tut, lurking at a gentleman's door, but I am flattered you are concerned for my safety and all.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I thought you was fuckin'
Zach Dallas chokes
Captain Smythe looks shocked at Ezekial's statement.
Captain Smythe: I say!
Captain Smythe stops, thinks about it for a second, chuckles.
Captain Smythe: Although, I must admit, I'm old, not dead.
Zach Dallas Spellcasting [1d10 = 4]
Zach Dallas: Pete said you were meeting with someone?
Captain Smythe: Hmm...no, I don't think so.
Captain Smythe: Well, chaps, how was the trip to the bar?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I think we was noticed
Captain Smythe: That was the plan, was it not?
Zach Dallas: Notice [1d6 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Word ought to get back to skinny noddles soon
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): is he lying?
Zach Dallas: Ah, we got to the end of the story. Pretty much everyone in there was glued to it
Stinky Pete: Huh. I must have been mistaken. My apologies, Captain
Zach Dallas: buuuut
Zach Dallas: Well, an old acquaintence of ours, Cynthia Grey, was there
Zach Dallas: I believe I mentioned her earlier
Captain Roderick Pennington-Smythe: Persuasion {+2 Charisma} [1d6+2 = 5]
Zach Dallas: She was the one who had that amulet when you were in Dodge
[w] -> Zach Dallas: He is indeed, lying.
Captain Smythe: Really? Miss Grey was here? That is rather troubling. Dillenger was telling me about her earlier.
Zach Dallas: Rather
Zach Dallas: I can only assume it has something to do with that amulet
Captain Smythe: Oh...and your pretty friend has gone missing as well. Not that I expect a Native to stay in a hotel.
Zach Dallas: Well, I'm still hungry. I didn't get to eat much back there
Ezekial Ikwiano: You shoulda eaten at the bar
Ezekial Ikwiano: free food
Captain Smythe: Well, as it is only about 8:00. I am sure you can repast at the Sunrise Hotel restaurant.
Zach Dallas: Sounds fun!
Captain Smythe: Carry on good chaps.
Zach Dallas: What, aren't you coming?
Zach Dallas holds out a hand of cards
Captain Smythe: No, I had a rather large meal not long ago, and would rather take a rest now.
Stinky Pete: I'm going to go see if I can determine where she has disappeared to.
[w] Zach Dallas: Hunching the door. I want to know who else was in there with him
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d10 = 5]
Stinky Pete: Tracking [1d6 = 3]
[w] -> Zach Dallas: No one who came in or left via the door you hunched.
[w] Zach Dallas: well, more by who was visible on the other side, really
[w] Zach Dallas: I was expecting the window
[w] -> Zach Dallas: The room is empty.
[w] Zach Dallas: I just wanted to get the gender when I said "I'm pretty sure he/she already took off through the window
[w] Zach Dallas: was it empty several minutes ago?
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Indeed.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano while they are eating... how much would it cost Zeke to pass out drunk in a pile of whores about 5 hours from now?
[w] Zach Dallas: wait, including Smythe?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 4]
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: Assume about $20.
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Well, Smythe and furniture are in there. There is nothing else of note.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: Zeke is gonna go do that, also, assume about
Ezekial Ikwiano [1d6 = 2]
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: rounds somehow get fired from his guns
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: while drunk
[w] Zach Dallas: which side of the hallway is the room?
[w] Zach Dallas: the left or right side?
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: all of this will be happening in his room at the hotel btw
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Smythe's room is on the right side of the hallway when you come up from the bottom floor.
[w] Zach Dallas: In that case, I was leaning with my right hand. Anything odd go wrong with Hunch from using the Strong Hand?
[w] -> Ezekial Ikwiano: That is...problematic. As they do not allow whores in this hotel. You need to go to the Eight Immortals for that. If you spend $20 for the room, whores are included in the price.
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: ok, that then
[w] -> Zach Dallas: You cannot Hunch with the "Strong Hand" - it fails to work, no PP are spent.
[w] Zach Dallas: I'm very glad that I have Ambidextrous now
TADM: Someday...Zach will thank Weematai. But not today.
[w] Zach Dallas: I can actually take advantage of this without using my "off hand"
[w] Ezekial Ikwiano: The accidental drunken gunfire is a result of Zeke showboating for the whores like what he did in the bar
Campaign saved.