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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II. (c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Savage Worlds feature improvements v0.58
by Aki Heikkinen (Ikael)
Powers Extension features by Leo Gray (Velocinox)
TADM: All righty then...let's get this party started.
Masakari (Kuutai): Derp.
Kazuhiko: Should we bring Chiri with us?
Kazuhiko: I'm not sure if I trust this place to still be in tact after we kill Tume
Hida Sashimi: Agreed
Kuutai: So Il port us out. =)
Kazuhiko: Right, because that worked so well last time
Matsuda Kazuko runs back, picks up Chiri, comes back with Chiri slung over one shoulder.
Matsuda Kazuko: All set here.
Kuutai: It did actually. Think about it.
Kazuhiko: OK, let's get moving
The group heads past the crumbled remains of the guards and down another short corridor before coming to an expansive and impressively well-lit circular chamber. The walls and ceiling are tiled in a completely unknown metal that seems to pulse with its own light. A number of robed skeletal servants move items from one brazier to the next while Tume stands in the center of the room, holding Yukiko's inert form in place with one hand and with a black knife poised above her head. Several ghosts and heavily armored skeletons turn to face the group as Tume orders, "Do not let them interfere."
Kazuhiko glares at Kuutai
Matsuda Kazuko: All right, save the girl, save the world, etc. etc. Ready old friend?
Kuutai: Always ready!
Matsuda Kazuko gives Kuutai a, "Been here, done this," look.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Are these the same super-arrow shooting skelies as last time?
Sensei: Notice checks.
Hida Sashimi: Notice {+1 Def Interest} [1d6+1 = 6]
Kuutai: Notice [1d10 = 3]
Kazuhiko: Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [1d6+4 = 9]
None of the skeletons have bows, but they are all in traditional heavy armor and wielding black no-dachi that seem to absorb all light. Kuutai wants one...
There are 6 skeletons and 3 ghosts, along with Tume and 3 skeletal-priests.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): I think we should target the priests first
Matsuda Kazuko: So...plan...or are we charging in? I'd say we have a grand total of 6 seconds of game time before go time.
Matsuda Kazuko: (That was OOC, of course)
Masakari (Kuutai): I want to be a hero today...I want....To make this world a better place, and defeat evil where it stands!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): What sort of banners are there?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): any decorations other than the fire?
There are no banners and other than the stone braziers forming a circle around Yukiko, no decorations to speak of in this place. You do notice that the strange wall tiling is covered in what looks like petroglyphs.
Masakari (Kuutai): 'erez da plan boyz....Wait..Okay, so Imma try to grab the sacrifical dagger, and buff the hell out of Kazuko. I don't see a better first few actions...
[TOWER] Kazuhiko -> Smarts [1d6 = 7]
Four of the braziers are lit and the priests are walking slowly towards the fifth one while chanting something.
Masakari (Kuutai): Or....put those fires out...
Nick (Hida Sashimi): How many braziers? If we stop them, or destroy it, we might be good
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Super-nuke all the priests
Kazuhiko pulls out a pouch
Kazuhiko: Shall we trip all of the rune-traps?
Masakari (Kuutai): oooo. scarry.
Hida Sashimi: It's your funeral
Kazuhiko flings the marbles outward, spreading them across the room
Hida Sashimi: Survival [Critical failure!] [1d4 = 1]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): ignore that
The marbles strike the ground and roll across the floor...for about 2 centimeters each, then the pulsing from the various tiles turns into a solid beam of light that reduces the marbles to small little oil stains as it sweeps along the floor in an arc.
Matsuda Kazuko: Okay, that would be painful.
The priests reach the fifth brazier and begin chanting and tossing items into it.
Kuutai: The time for waiting is long past...let's end this.
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Not the beard!
Tume: Okay, who let the dwarf in?
Kuutai: Okay, Its only natural, you are very dangerous over short distances.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Q.Q
Kazuhiko: I don't have enough grappling hooks
Kuutai: Spellcasting: Bolt [1d6 = 5]
Kuutai: Let the fires of changed be quenched!
Kuutai (1 pt bolt at 3 independent fires, laced with some h20)
A trio of bolts flies from Kuutai and strikes three of the braziers. The fires in them sputter and diminsh, but are not extinguished.
TADM: This strikes me as....Initiative time.
Round 1
Dealing cards...
Blood Giya Yamabushi was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
TADM: Yay for the villains!
Masakari (Kuutai): lol
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): What's a "Blood Giya Yamabushi"?
Masakari (Kuutai): prolly the ug-ug melee skele in armor
Masakari (Kuutai): lol those intiatives are lol tastic
The Blood Skeletons with their heavy armor and black no-dachi's surge towards the group. They cover the distance impossibly quickly, you actually do not even see them move, it is almost like they just phase out of existence, then back in where they need to be to attack.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): XD
Blood Skeletons: Fighting (+2) [1] [1d8+2 = 4]
Blood Skeletons: Fighting (+2) [2] [1d8+2 = 4]
Blood Skeletons: Fighting (+2) [3] [1d8+2 = 7]
Blood Skeletons: Fighting (+2) [4] [1d8+2 = 4]
Blood Skeletons: Fighting (+2) [5] [1d8+2 = 16]
Blood Skeletons: Fighting (+2) [6] [1d8+2 = 7]
Sensei: D4 [1d4 = 1]
Sensei: D4 [1d4 = 3]
Sensei: They get one hit on Kazuko (with a raise) and one hit on Hida.
Blood Skeletons: Fists damage (+2) [1d10+1d4+2 = 8]
Sensei: Hida has felt worse when Akemi slapped him while being "playful."
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): did one of them miss me?
Blood Skeletons: Fists damage (+2) [1d10+1d4+1d6+2 = 8]
Masakari (Kuutai): but they spent all their luck on intiative!
Masakari (Kuutai): =)
Sensei: Yes
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Because if so, I have a present for them
Kazuhiko gives a backswing with his wakizashi
They clearly suck at damage, because they hit Kazuko and she sidesteps the blow.
Kazuhiko: Counterattack! {-2 Counterattack} [1d10-2 = 5]
Sensei: That would be a miss.
Sensei: The ghosts materialize around the group and begin an unearthly wail. If this were Europe you might think they are banshees.
Ghost: Spirit {+2 vs Shaken} [1] [1d6+2 = 9]
Ghost: Spirit {+2 vs Shaken} [2] [1d6+2 = 7]
Ghost: Spirit {+2 vs Shaken} [3] [1d6+2 = 6]
Ghost: D4 [1d4 = 3]
Ghost: D4 [1d4 = 1]
Ghost: D4 [1d4 = 1]
Sensei: I need a Spirit check from everyone, then 2 Vigor checks from Kuutai and one from Kazuhiko.
Matsuda Kazuko: Spirit {+2 Strong-Willed} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 4]
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 13]
Kazuhiko: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Hida Sashimi: Spirit [1d8 = 6]
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 16]
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} [1d6+1 = 5]
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} [1d6+1 = 5]
Sensei: All right, no one died this round.
Tume: Priests continue the ritual!
Kuutai: Is this what you pathetic fools call fear? You need instruction...let me show you!
Nick (Hida Sashimi): waits for the crit fail
Tume concentrates on the ghosts and they begin glowing with a reddish-black light.
Kuutai
Kuutai: This shall be a test of wills to remember!
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting: Telekinesis [1] [1d6 = 3]
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting: Telekinesis [2] [1d10 = 2]
Masakari (Kuutai): (didnt see a benny, going again)
Kuutai is using a benny
Sensei: Kuutai tries to do some sort of magic thing...and is pretty certain he hears giggling.
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting: Telekinesis [1] [1d6 = 2]
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting: Telekinesis [2] [1d10 = 9]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Tume giggles?
Kuutai is using a benny
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting: Telekinesis [1] [1d6 = 2]
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting: Telekinesis [2] [1d10 = 2]
Masakari (Kuutai): try in vain to telekinesis the dagger....
Sensei: No, all the kami of the world are giggling at Kuutai.
Tume: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [1d10+2 = 9]
Masakari (Kuutai): But I am an Onmyouji, the kami have nothing to do with my power! mahahahah
TADM: Which is probably why they are giggling when you are beseeching them to help you with Telekinesis.
Kuutai reaches out with his magical powers to try and wrest the dagger from Tume. The dagger shivers in the undead lord's hand for a second, then he tightens his grip.
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi aims for the nearest priest with steel sticks
Hida Sashimi: Throwing [1d10 = 7]
Sensei: The steel chopsticks hit a priest.
Kuutai: Spellcasting: Telekinesis: 1d6+1d10
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Wait wait, better yet...
Nick (Hida Sashimi): All 3 with steel sticks!
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d6-2 = 3]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d6-2 = 8]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 3]
Hida Sashimi is using a benny
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 6]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): 2 out of three aint bad
Sensei: All rigtht, that is two hits.
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [1d4+1d6 = 3]
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [1d4+1d6 = 6]
Sensei: There are now two skeletal priests walking around with steel chopsticks sticking in their rib cages. They are probably more vulnerable to lightning bolts now.
Kazuhiko
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): do the banshees appear to be incorporial?
Sensei: Yes, and also glowing red.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): how large are the guards?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): and can I knock them down inside the room with an Agility Trick?
Sensei: The guards are about 2 meters tall and you would guess would weigh about 320 pounds if they were humans and had all the extra gooey bits.
Sensei: Sure, you can try to knock one down with an Agility trick.
Kazuhiko: Agility Trick! {+2 Acrobat, +2 Shadow Arts} [1d10+4 = 12]
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Agility [1d8 = 4]
Blood Giya Yamabushi is knocked backwards into the room by Kazuhiko. Nothing exciting happens.
Kazuhiko: The exciting part happens when we de-limb them and use them as stepping stones
Matsuda Kazuko attacks 2 of the guards with her Naginata.
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [1] [1d10+2 = 4]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [2] [1d6+2 = 3]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [3] [1d10+2 = 7]
[TOWER] Kazuhiko -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [1d6+4 = 8]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 7]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 21]
Matsuda Kazuko chops one of the guards in half, it shatters into dust, leaving a large black no-dachi lying on the ground conspicuously close to Kuutai's feet.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Is she, or anyone else from the group, in the room now?
TADM: No.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Unless you stepped in there
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Kazuhiko
Kazuhiko: Spirit [Critical failure!] [1d6 = 1]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Spirit [1d6 = 2]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Spirit [Critical failure!] [1d6 = 1]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): IS A STANDARD SUCCESS ENOUGH FOR YOU
Everyone seems to notice Kazuhiko's missing hand lying on the ground by Yukiko at the same time. First, it flips upright and extends its middle finger at Kuutai. Then, it begins stroking and fondling her leg in a very disturbing and "you are about to go to jail for pedophilia" kind of way. Lastly, it begins crawling up her body in a "five-legged" spider kind of way, making sure to take advantage of every lecherous "foothold" it can find.
Matsuda Kazuko: Kazuhiko, when this fight is over, I'm going to kill you.
Kazuhiko: It's hard controling it from over here!
Kuutai
Kuutai: Spellcasting: Telekinesis [1] [1d10 = 8]
Kuutai: Spellcasting: Telekinesis [2] [1d6 = 1]
Kuutai on ME with a multi-action penalty
Kuutai Tries to jump the guards/traps by picking himself up
Kuutai levitates himself out into the room, the beam of light does not vaporize him.
Masakari (Kuutai): How close can I get to Tume this round?
Sensei: Half way there.
Hida Sashimi
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Uh oh. That doesn't sound good.
Hida Sashimi aims for the priests, this time with wood chopsticks while attempting to shoot them through the fire so they are lit before they hit
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 6]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 5]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 3]
Hida Sashimi is using a benny
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 7]
Sensei: Okay, all three priests have been hit with flaming chopsticks.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): extra dmg, or not yet?
Sensei: Roll an extra 1d6 for each
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [1d4+2d6 = 8]
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [1d4+1d6 = 7]
Hida Sashimi: [1d6 = 2]
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [1d4+2d6 = 21]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Flame on!
Two of the priests not only do not catch fire, they do not even notice that the wood chopsticks hit them. The third priest you manage to catch exactly in the right spot in his robe and he ignites like dry tinder struck by lightning and collapses into dust in a matter of seconds. The other two priests pause, look at the pile of ash and begin intoning a new prayer.
The ghosts fly out to surround Kuutai and all shriek and claw at him.
Okotta: Spirit {+2 vs Shaken} [1] [1d6+2 = 4]
Okotta: Spirit {+2 vs Shaken} [2] [1d6+2 = 10]
Okotta: Spirit {+2 vs Shaken} [3] [1d6+2 = 10]
Okotta: Fighting [1] [1d10 = 6]
Okotta: Fighting [2] [1d10 = 3]
Okotta: Fighting [3] [1d10 = 6]
Sensei: Three Spirit checks and two hits.
Kuutai: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Okotta: Katana damage [1d10+1d8+2 = 10]
Okotta: Katana damage [1d10+1d8+2 = 11]
Kuutai is using a benny
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Kuutai: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Sensei: Their claws tear through Kuutai, doing Shaken + 1 Wound and then another Shaken + 1 Wound to him.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): NOOOOOM
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} [1d6+1 = 4]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): nom
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} [1d6+1 = 6]
Kuutai manages to dodge and weave out of the ferocious attacks.
Matsuda Kazuko uses her Naginata to attack the guards nearest her.
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+1 Katana, +1 Widowmaker} [1d10+2 = 11]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [1d6+2d8 = 25]
Matsuda Kazuko is angry.
Matsuda Kazuko cuts a pair of them in half, leaving two more black no-dachi lying in the ground, just begging to be picked up...
Kazuhiko has only one hand and was already told that you cannot wield no-dachi in one hand
TADM: Then the party is lucky I guess...
Tume casts a spell while the priests continue to chant.
Tume: Spellcasting [1d10 = 4]
Corpse-zuki: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d4+2 = 3]
Corpse-zuki: Strength [1d6 = 2]
Corpse-zuki: Shooting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Corpse-zuki: Fighting [1d6 = 5]
Corpse-zuki: Tezemu Tanjuu damage [2d6 = 4]
Corpse-zuki steps out from the shadows and fires his handgun into Hida's back. Fortunately, he did not load it correctly, so the bullet merely bounces off Hida's layers of "fluffiness."
Corpse-zuki: Yes master, I will kill the fat one.
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Fighting [1] [1d8 = 7]
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Fighting [2] [1d8 = 7]
Blood Giya Yamabushi attack Kazuhiko and miss.
Kazuhiko: Pardon you
Kazuhiko: Counterattack! {-2 Counterattack} [1d10-2 = 23]
Sensei: That would be an impressive hit.
Kazuhiko: Kusari-gama damage [3d6 = 11]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Q.Q
TADM: I'll spot you the point to knock him out, you only need a 12.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Woo! TADM indeed!
Blood Giya Yamabushi shatters from Kazuhiko's return blow as he manages to decapitate the skeletal retainer.
Corpse-zuki
Round 3
Dealing cards...
The priests finish chanting and the destroyed one reforms. They shuffle over to the fifth brazier and restart the ritual.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): crap
Tume begins chanting with them.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): What are the braziers made of? Could they be destroyed or tipped over?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): crap
The braziers are made of stone, it looks like they are not anchored to the floor.
Matsuda Kazuko attacks the last heavy armored skeleton.
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [1d10+2 = 5]
Matsuda Kazuko is rather surprised that she missed.
The ghosts continue their relentless onslaught of Kuutai.
Okotta: Fighting [1] [1d10 = 4]
Okotta: Fighting [2] [1d10 = 5]
Okotta: Fighting [3] [1d10 = 6]
Okotta: Katana damage [1d10+1d8+2 = 7]
Masakari (Kuutai): No explosions...whew.
Sensei: Kuutai is hit once and Shaken, but no further damage...well...except that you need to make 3 Spirit checks again.
Kazuhiko
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 10]
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 2]
Kuutai: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Kuutai's ears begin to bleed and he feels a fever coming on...
Sensei: And he is -2 to all rolls until treated.
Kazuhiko: Hida, aren't you wearing a fire-proofing Obi?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Agility Trick+Attack on one of the guards
Kazuhiko: Agility Trick! {+2 Acrobat, +2 Shadow Arts} (-2) [1d10+2 = 5]
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Agility [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Kazuhiko: Fighting: Wakizashi (-2) [1d10-2 = 4]
Kazuhiko ends the turn
Sensei: Actually, that hits because he rolled even worse on his opposed Agility check.
Kazuhiko: Kusari-gama damage [2d6 = 9]
However, since Kazuhiko is not trying to mentally control his hand, it has taken this opportunity to crawl inside Yukiko's kimono and seems to be latched on to one of her breasts.
Kazuhiko: OK, now that's starting to piss me off
Kazuhiko hits the guard and it staggers backwards, rather shaken.
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [1d8+2 = 8]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): And with -2 to it's Parry
Kazuhiko: Open target over here
Blood Giya Yamabushi: Fighting [1d8 = 3]
They attack Kazuko, who deftly dodges their attacks.
Kuutai
Masakari (Kuutai): How close to Tume?
Sensei: You can move up next to him with normal movement this round.
Kuutai Walk up. attack with the Celestial Staff
TADM: I hope you hit.
Kuutai: Though scarred by hellforged chains, I cannot allow you to disrupt the balance....
Kuutai: Fighting (-2) [1d6-2 = 3]
Masakari (Kuutai): (Damn....)
Nick (Hida Sashimi): derp
Sensei: D6 [1d6 = 1]
TADM: Nick picked low and I rolled a 1, so I will let you guys decide...
TADM: (POLL) Kuutai hits Yukiko with the Celestial Staff
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Hmmm
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Can I get some background on what the Celestial staff does?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): nm, doesn't matter
Kazuhiko: KUUTAI!
Kuutai: I swear, in my dreams, I am a champion of law and order.....
Kuutai has been awarded a benny
The Celestial Staff was created in the Celestial Palace and is forged of an unknown white wood. It is proven to destroy to oni and undead creatures quite impressively.
TADM: It is most definitely an otherworldly creation...
Kuutai: Staff damage [1d4+1d6 = 9]
Kazuhiko: [2d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): by the kami....
Kuutai swings down on Tume and the Skeletal Lord dodges, but misjudges what would happen if he did. Kuutai brings the staff down on Yukiko's right arm, and there is a horrible crack noise as he appears to shatter her shoulder. There is a burst of white light and Kazuhiko's animated hand is burned to cinders. Yukiko pitches face first to the ground as Tume loses his grip on her.
Tume: NOOO!!!!!
Kazuhiko: NOOOOO!
Tume swings the dagger at Yukiko's head as she falls away from him, but misses badly.
Kazuhiko: DEACTIVATE THE TRAPS
Corpse-zuki
Corpse-zuki: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d4+2 = 3]
Corpse-zuki: Strength [1d6 = 2]
Corpse-zuki: Strength [1d6 = 3]
Corpse-zuki drops his pistol and runs forward into the room, throwing himself on Yukiko.
Hida Sashimi
Corpse-zuki is also not incinerated by the traps when he enters the room.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): wait, on Yukiko or under Yukiko?
TADM: I get the feeling this campaign may be determined by initiative next round.
TADM: On top of Yukiko.
Hida Sashimi aims for Tume's hand holding the dagger with steel
Hida Sashimi: Throwing (Called Shot - Limb -2) [1d6-2 = 5]
TADM: That is a hit.
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [1d4+1d6 = 8]
Tume's hand snaps backwards, while he manages to maintain the grip on the dagger, it is now in a position where it is much more threatening to Kuutai than Yukiko.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): keep it going!
Masakari (Kuutai): Hit it!
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Okotta was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Kuutai was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The ghosts swoop forward and attack Corpse-zuki.
Corpse-zuki ignores their sonic attack, as he is already dead.
Corpse-zuki: Fighting (+2) [1] [1d10+2 = 7]
Corpse-zuki: Fighting (+2) [2] [1d10+2 = 4]
Corpse-zuki: Fighting (+2) [3] [1d10+2 = 11]
Kazuhiko: Hm, if they nick Yukiko on accident, I think we'll get a treat
Okotta: Katana damage (+2) [1d10+1d8+4 = 12]
Okotta: Katana damage (+2) [1d10+1d6+1d8+4 = 22]
The ghosts tear Corpse-zuki limb from limb, scattering his pieces back towards the entrance. Then they turn their attention to Yukiko, hunger emanating from their cold, soulless, bodies.
Kuutai
Kuutai Attack. Tume. Celestial.
Kuutai: Fighting (Joker +2, -2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kuutai is using a benny
Kuutai: Fighting (Joker +2, -2) [1d6 = 10]
Sensei: That is a hit.
Kuutai: Staff damage (Joker +2) [1d4+1d6+2 = 5]
Kazuhiko: Hida, I need your obi
Masakari (Kuutai): (pity on the damage roll)
Tume: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [1d10+2 = 8]
Hida Sashimi: No. Only thing keeping me alive
Kazuhiko: Yeah, well your life won't matter if Yukiko dies
Tume drops to his knees from Kuutai's blow, the dagger goes spinning across the floor. His eyes burst into a flaming red glow and he looks at Kuutai with a gaze that reads, "You better hope the dice gods favor you a lot on my action."
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi aims for the knife
Hida Sashimi: Throwing (Called Shot - Small -4) [1d6-4 = 3]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): awww
Hida's chopsticks hit the knife and it skitters along the floor as the chopsticks seem to push it along.
Tume rises to his feet and looks at Kuutai.
Tume: INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
Tume grapples Kuutai's neck to use him as a hand weapon.
Kuutai: Whelp. I've seen things a thousand times more evil than thou.
Kuutai Oummppfff!
Sensei: Kuutai needs to roll Fighting
Tume: Fighting [1d12 = 8]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Every time you look in the mirror.
Kuutai: Fighting (Joker +2, -2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 8]
Tume grabs Kuutai by the neck but does not have a good enough grip to be able to fling him around.
Sensei: Vigor check from Kuutai at -2.
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} (-2) [1d6-1 = 12]
Kuutai feels his soul rip free from his body and he sees a whitish mist begins running down Tume's arm like a trickle of blood from his neck...then it diverts and dribbles on to the ground before flowing across the floor and over to the Widowmaker that is resting at Kazuko's hip.
Kazuhiko
Kazuhiko: Agility {+2 Acrobat} [1d6+2 = 10]
Kazuhiko applies some oil to his kusari-gama's weight
Kazuhiko: Agility Trick! {+2 Acrobat, +2 Shadow Arts} (-2) [1d10+2 = 6]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Tume: Agility [1d8 = 12]
Kazuhiko: Fighting: Kusari-gama {-2 Underhand, +1 Sig Moves} (+2) [1d10+1 = 18]
Kazuhiko rushes across the distance between himself and Tume, running off of the wall, ricocheting off of the brazier, and flinging himself at Tume. The weight of his kusari-gama hits the flames of the brazier, lighting on fire. He raises his sickle into the air and brings it down toward Tume
Kazuhiko: TUME!
Kazuhiko uses the crook of his arm to catch whip the chain and launch the meteor-weight into Tume
Sensei: Roll damage, and you hit with a raise
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Any bonus for fire?
Sensei: Roll 1d6
Kazuhiko: Kusari-gama damage [3d6 = 8]
Kazuhiko: [1d6 = 5]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Oh
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): +4
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): for the Drop
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): so, 17 total
Tume brings Kuutai around to block Kazuhiko's attack, but Kazuhiko was actually using the weight and not the sickle for the attack. The sickle gets buried into Kuutai's back, but the weight flings around Kuutai and smashes into Tume's outstretched arm. The impact of the weight and Kazuhiko's body into Kuutai causes Tume's arm to snap and Kuutai, Kazuhiko, and his arm to drop to the ground and skid to the edge of the brazier circle. Kuutai gurgles in pain as a kusari sickle tears a large gaping hole in one of his lungs.
Matsuda Kazuko: Kuutai!!!
Masakari (Kuutai): 0_0
Kazuhiko: Wah!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Sorry about that, old chap
Matsuda Kazuko activates Frenzy - it is time to clear this room.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): "I didn't mean to stab you in the back"
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [1] [1d10+2 = 10]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [2] [1d6+2 = 7]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [3] [1d10+2 = 10]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 9]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 8]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 10]
Matsuda Kazuko chops the remaining Skeletal guards to pieces.
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Tume was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Kazuhiko was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
TADM: JOKER MADNESS.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): WHAT IS THIS
Masakari (Kuutai): EPIC BATTLE OF LEGEND MODE ENGAGED
Tume: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} (+2) [1d10+4 = 7]
Tume is using a benny
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I like how the black are going to support the enemies and the red are supporting the allies
Tume walks over to Kazuhiko and Kuutai.
Tume: ENOUGH OF THIS!
Kazuhiko: It looks like I returned your favor
Tume is using a benny
Kazuhiko points to his stump
Tume: Fighting [1d12 = 13]
Tume: Martial Arts damage (+6) [2d6+1d8+6 = 35]
Kazuhiko smiles
Tume punches through Kazuhiko's chest to try and kill Kuutai.
Kazuhiko: It's funny, because there's nothing you can do to me that would be worse than what I already have coming
Sensei: That would be Shaken + 8 wounds to Kazuhiko...and anything excess goes to Kuutai.
Kazuhiko: And even that pales in comparison to what you've forced yourself to live through
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): So, I've got no bennies
Masakari (Kuutai): NOM
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Nor do any of use have nom-bennies
Tume: Oh, I quite agree, even faking being married to Ikuko was significantly horrible.
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 8]
Sensei: Shaken + 6 wounds to Kazuhiko. So...3 Vigor checks at -3 on Kazuhiko.
Kazuhiko: Vigor (-3) [1d6-3 = 8]
Kazuhiko: Vigor (-3) [1d6-3 = 0]
Kazuhiko: Vigor (-3) [1d6-3 = -1]
Sensei: Spirit roll at -3 for Kazuhiko.
Sensei: Vigor roll at -5 to Kuutai
TADM: WAIT.
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} (-5) [1d6-4 = 3]
Sensei: Kazuhiko has a Joker.
Sensei: Spirit roll at -1 for Kazuhiko.
Kazuhiko: Spirit (-1) [1d6-1 = 4]
Kazuhiko: You know, this is the second-worst death I've had to suffer
Kazuhiko (shaken)
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I'm impaled on his good arm, right?
Sensei: Yes, but you are also Shaken and have to make a Vigor check at the start of every round to not immediately die...
Kazuhiko: Spirit (-1) [1d6-1 = 4]
Kazuhiko: Vigor (-1) [1d6-1 = 7]
Sensei: Okay, Kazuhiko can act this round...
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): am I still holding my Kusari-gama?
Kuutai's body starts twitching.
TADM: No.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Does Tume have anything fancy on him that looks like he would mind if it broke?
TADM: Not that you can see.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): lies
Kazuhiko pulls out his Aiguchi and stabs Tume in the face
Kazuhiko: Fighting: Kusari-gama {-2 Underhand, +1 Sig Moves} (-1) [1d10-2 = 7]
Sensei: You stab Tume in the face.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): with a raise? Does he get a parry in this situation?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): He can't exactly do anything...
TADM: No, you do not get a raise.
Kazuhiko: Aiguchi damage [1d6+1 = 4]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): +2 for Joker!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): +4 Headshot!
Tume is mildly annoyed that there is now an Aiguchi stuck in an eye socket.
The ghosts surround Yukiko and begin howling and clawing at her.
Okotta: Fighting [1] [1d10 = 11]
Okotta: Fighting [2] [1d10 = 9]
Okotta: Fighting [3] [1d10 = 7]
Kazuhiko: Excuse me, sir, I appear to have lost my dagger. Have you seen it?
Tume: Nope, there is some sharp metallic thing stuck in my face though, it is obscuring my vision.
Okotta: Katana damage [1d10+1d6+1d8+2 = 14]
Okotta: Katana damage [1d10+1d8+2 = 4]
Okotta: Katana damage [1d10+1d8+2 = 11]
Kazuhiko: Ah, unfortunately I'm a bit out of weapons. Do you mind if I retreived that?
Yukiko: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
Yukiko: Spirit [1d10 = 8]
Yukiko: Spirit [1d10 = 16]
Yukiko: Spirit [1d10 = 2]
Yukiko is using a benny
Yukiko: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Yukiko screams in pain, then pushes herself up with her non-shattered arm.
The ghosts recoil in fear...
Matsuda Kazuko runs out into the room, stepping lightly from pile of debris to pile of debris and attacks Tume with the Naginata.
Meanwhile...the priests that everyone has been ignoring finish igniting the sixth brazier and the room shudders like some monstrous beast just awoke.
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [1d10+2 = 7]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 5]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Wait, that red in between the boxes has me confused
Matsuda Kazuko knocks Tume away from Kazuhiko and Kuutai.
Kazuhiko: Agility {+2 Acrobat} [1d10+2 = 11]
Kazuhiko: Eh, I was going to take the aiguchi, but I guess I'll entrust you with it.
Hida Sashimi
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I'm like, "Naginata of Curing?"
Nick (Hida Sashimi): any suggestions?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Yeah, don't get in arms reach of Tume
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Also, don't do called shots to the eye unless you can do tons of damage. He doesn't mind it
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Although it does obscure his vision.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Attach a dumpling to a chopstick before you throw one into his eye
Matsuda Kazuko: Yeah, because of the Aiguchi in the eye I totally blindsided him...
Nick (Hida Sashimi): I meant good suggestions
TADM: WWHD?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): WWMD
Hida Sashimi: Agility [1d4 = 3]
Hida Sashimi is using a benny
Hida Sashimi: Agility [1d4 = 2]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): well, okay then.
[TOWER] Hida Sashimi -> Smarts [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
[TOWER] Hida Sashimi -> Agility [1d6 = 5]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): ignore those. just wanted to see if i faired any better
Hida takes a few steps back, then runs forward and leaps through the air. Unfortunately, he completely mis-times his jump and runs about three feet into the room and then does sort of a "duck jump" about another two and a half feet forward. The beam of searing light slices through the air and hits Hida....but....other than the smell of roasting meat, nothing seems to happen. Hida stumbles forward a few more feet trying to catch his balance as the beam of searing light continues to slowly roast his back (up to a toasty 110 degrees F right now) and staggers into a brazier. Both it and the large man tip over as he grabs the thing in an attempt to steady himself and succeeds in knocking it over. It is about the most graceless thing Kazuhiko has ever seen.
Tume: NOOOO!!!!!!
Kazuhiko: I give it a 3/10
Tume: You idiot, have you any idea what you have just done?
Hida Sashimi: Bowled over the opposition?
The skeletal priests turn to Hida and he swears they are nodding in approval of his actions.
Kuutai (shaken)
Kazuhiko: Maybe you should've attached them to the floor?
[TOWER] Kuutai -> Spellcasting [1d10 = 9]
The Celestial Staff flies upright and smashes into Tume's chest. He flies backwards and gets pinned against the wall as arcs of white lightning stream from the staff and lacerate him.
Tume: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Tume: You...have...
Tume's head explodes.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Are the priests doing this?
The priests vanish into clouds of smoke. In the center of the room, a large black orb of energy appears. A creature steps through it...
TADM: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK KIDS!
Masakari (Kuutai): But there was no blood and souls? Darkness cannot be summoned without the blood and souls! Nooo!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): What about Tume's soul?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): and your blood?
Sensei: All right! 5 XP for everyone! Kazuhiko and Hida Sashimi are LEGENDARY!
Masakari (Kuutai): How can we do anything totally slivered?
Masakari (Kuutai): lol

Chat log started at 30.9.2012 / 19:05:11

Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II. (c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Savage Worlds feature improvements v0.58
by Aki Heikkinen (Ikael)
Powers Extension features by Leo Gray (Velocinox)
Inigo Montoya: Let me explain...no...there is too much, let me sum up.
Inigo Montoya: Tume is evidently dead, but only after his ritual to sacrifice Yukiko went awry and summoned some sort of thing through a portal to Anoyou.
Inigo Montoya: Yukiko is alive, but her right shoulder was shattered when SOMEONE smashed it with the Celestial Staff.
Inigo Montoya: Kuutai is alive, more or less, since he has a large sucking chest wound and extreme hand twitching going on. (As in, a -5 penalty)
Inigo Montoya: Kazuhiko is alive, more or less, since he has a large sucking abdomen wound that kind of matches the puncture type of Kuutai's large sucking chest wound.
Inigo Montoya: Kazuko and Sashimi are mostly unharmed at this point.
Inigo Montoya: There are Corpse-zuki chunks scattered all over the floor.
Inigo Montoya: And Daichi has just staggered down the steps, with a splitting headache and a vague sense that he is probably dead.
Inigo Montoya: Ah yes, I forgot...Daichi notices that Sashimi is actually on fire, but he has not have noticed yet.
Daichi (Naganese): Hida, my god, you are on fire!
Daichi (Naganese): Are you ok?
Inigo Montoya: And on that note, I am leaving this setting, because I should not be here.
Inigo Montoya vanishes back into the Thieves' Forest.
Daichi removes his glove to show that he has five fingers on each hang
Matsuda Kazuko: He seems like a nice man.
Yukiko coughs up blood.
Kazuhiko: Yukiko!
Yukiko looks pitifully at her right arm as it hangs by her side completely useless.
Kazuhiko staggers over to her
Yukiko: You don't look very good...
Matsuda Kazuko spots Daichi.
Kazuhiko: Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} (Wound Penalty -3) [1d6+1 = 4]
Kazuhiko: I've had worse
Matsuda Kazuko: Daichi, you are alive, thank the kami.
Matsuda Kazuko sniffs.
Matsuda Kazuko: And why does it smell like burning pork in here?
Daichi (Naganese): I refuse to die until I have avenged Ikuko's death
Matsuda Kazuko looks over at Tume's corpse and wonders if that is where the smell is coming from.
Daichi (Naganese): Well, not her first death obviously, but the second, more permanent one
Kazuhiko: Does anybody know what went wrong with Tume's ritual?
Daichi (Naganese): I didn't hack him into tiny pieves
Daichi (Naganese): I plan to rectify that
Hida Sashimi: I think I may have had a hand in that
Yukiko points with her left hand at the glowing black sphere in the middle of the room.
Yukiko: I think it summoned something he was hoping to spirit bind.
Kazuhiko: Ah
Kazuhiko: I don't have that edge
Yukiko looks down at her kimono, which is hanging open where a certain lecherous undead hand had been molesting her earlier.
Yukiko: ...hmm...I think I am happier not knowing why the front of my clothes have been torn open...
Matsuda Kazuko: Most definitely.
Matsuda Kazuko looks crossly at Kazuhiko.
Hida Sashimi: Notice {+1 Def Interest} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+1 = 6]
Yukiko: Well, at least I was not mercilessly sacrified to the dark oni-lords of Anoyou.
Kazuhiko: No, but I have to appologize profusely about this entire situation. We should have waited on the surface and never brought you down here.
Kazuhiko has been awarded a benny
Daichi (Naganese): There is no use dwelling on the past, what is done is done
Kazuhiko: So, what is that?
Kazuhiko points at the black orb
Daichi (Naganese): I cannot be good
Daichi draws his Katana
Yukiko: A summoning sphere...it is safe to assume something very nasty is about to come through it.
Daichi moves between the group and the sphere.
Yukiko: I would assume one of the dark oni-lords, since Tume's ritual called for spirit binding one of them to himself in order to ascend.
Masakari (Kuutai): (lol im basically dead lol)c
TADM: Come on, lots of awesome has happened with people who start the night at Shaken and a -5 penalty to all rolls.
Kazuhiko: Yukiko, I know this might be a bit much for you, but is there anything you can do to heal Kuutai?
Yukiko: I...I can...but...
Kazuhiko: But?
Matsuda Kazuko: Yukiko, this is not your fight alone.
Yukiko: I know.
Masakari (Kuutai): and not stirred. =)
Yukiko: There is a kami shrine near here, just outside the Tomb. We should go there and the kami will assist us. Whatever comes through the portal is coming for me, every protection we can muster will be good.
Matsuda Kazuko: The entrance will be open...and...
Matsuda Kazuko looks over at the stairwell behind Daichi.
Feneril (Daichi): but there might be land sharks out there
TADM: Not on this island.
TADM: But that is ALWAYS a threat.
Masakari (Kuutai): undead, ninja land sharks?
Chiri: She knows what they are not telling you.
Chiri: This room is sealed, and it takes a life to leave it.
Chiri: And Yukiko cannot ask another to leave it and die for her.
Feneril (Daichi): if Kuutai dies of his wounds, would the door open?
Feneril (Daichi): because that might still happen
Kazuhiko glances at his missing hand and gaping chest wound
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Did Kazuki's death count?
TADM: No, because he was already dead.
Kazuhiko: Do I still count?
Kazuhiko: I mean, I can't exactly use my kusari-gama with only one hand, and I've got nearly as large a hole as Kuutai does
Kazuhiko: albeit not hitting as many critical organs
Kuutai gurgles and makes 8-bit noises....'^@#^%#%@#'
Nick (Hida Sashimi): afk brb
Kazuhiko: And I've been on borrowed time for the last several weeks anyways
Matsuda Kazuko: Any life counts.
Kazuhiko: Except Kazuki's
Matsuda Kazuko: Well, any living creature counts.
Daichi (Naganese): What about whatever creature comes through that portal
Daichi (Naganese): could we use it?
Matsuda Kazuko: Sure.
Kazuhiko: That's all well and good of a demonic bug comes through, but if it's an Oni Lord, that could be mighty difficult
Kuutai: Spellcasting: Healing [1d10 = 8]
Feneril (Daichi): We'll just use the "every video game of all time" strategy of standing in front of the door and then dodging out of the way when it charges us
Kuutai's body begins healing at a miraculous rate.
Kuutai: Spellcasting: Healing [1d10 = 9]
Feneril (Daichi): afk a sec, getting more wines
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Wait, you have Healing?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): wtf why didn't you use that previously?
Kuutai stands up, his clothes looking worse for wear but otherwise unharmed.
Kuutai: G'day mates. Fancy meeting you gent'z here, bout that time eh chaps?
Kazuhiko looks down at himself
Kazuhiko: I feel left out
Matsuda Kazuko: Spellcasting [1d6 = 5]
Matsuda Kazuko looks at Kuutai.
Kuutai: 'evening madame!
Matsuda Kazuko: You are looking rather dapper.
Chiri: She thinks you are all foolish idiots.
Hida Sashimi: So, anyway, what's the plan?
Kazuhiko: Well, Yukiko, let's move farther from the orb while we're talking.
Yukiko staggers back in the direction of the stairs.
Kazuhiko helps her up and keeps her on her feet
Kazuhiko: Hey, what if we put some of the Elixer on the portal there?
A pair of large, metallic looking right hands reach through the portal and grab the edge like it is a door frame.
Chiri: Too late.
Daichi (Naganese): Good idea, but too late
Kazuhiko: Damn
A pair of large, metallic looking left hands reach through the portal and grab the edge like it is a door frame.
Kuutai: End Game Bosses are immune to cheeze. The first group of adventurers prolly cheezed it and got him patched....
Daichi readies his Katana and leaps inbetween the party and the portan
Matsuda Kazuko: Hmmm...I know those hands.
Kazuhiko draws his wakizashi and goes into Defensive Stance
Kuutai: Notice [1d10 = 13]
[TOWER] Kazuhiko -> Kn(Lore & Legends) {+1 Defining Interest} [1d4+1 = 6]
[TOWER] Kazuhiko -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} (Wound Penalty -3) [1d6+1 = 11]
Kazuhiko: Notice [13]
[TOWER] Daichi -> Notice [1d6 = 7]
An eight foot tall, four-armed human steps through the portal. He is wearing antique looking samurai armor and his skin is obsidian black. His eyes glow with a hellish green light and his hairless head bobs left to right as he surveys the room. With a flick of one hand, eight glowing white katana appear around him and begin dancing in an elaborate kata.
Daichi charges the being from the portal and attacks.
Daichi (Naganese): WAAAAAGHAGGHAH!
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) [1] [1d12 = 1]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) [2] [1d6 = 3]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) [3] [1d12 = 3]
Daichi is using a benny
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12+2 = 4]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6+2 = 13]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12+2 = 8]
Combattracker shared to players
Sensei: So the 13 actually hits his Parry of 13.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Hey, we should be friends!
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 12]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I have 13 parry as well!
Oni Emperor staggers backwards from Daichi's blow.
Masakari (Kuutai): EHP is the best in 90% of MMOs
Round 1
Dealing cards...
Matsuda Kazuko throws Kuutai the Widowmaker and then charges the Oni Emperor.
Kuutai: Go Kazuko!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I choose you!
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [1] [1d10+2 = 4]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [2] [1d6+2 = 6]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Naginata} [3] [1d10+2 = 15]
Matsuda Kazuko: "Firm-Hands" damage [2d8 = 7]
Matsuda Kazuko stabs the Oni Emperor in the chest. He grabs her Naginata with a hand and breaks it, then backhands her across the room with the broken end of it.
Hida Sashimi
Kuutai: Honorless curr!
Hida Sashimi: Let's see what this does
Hida Sashimi aims two wooden chopsticks for his eyes
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} (Called Shot - Head -4) [1d10-6 = 3]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} (Called Shot - Head -4) [1d6-6 = -1]
Feneril (Daichi): afk a sec, getting a bit more wine
A chopstick stabs the Oni Emperor in the eye. He does not seem to notice. A long prehensile tongue whips out of his mouth, grabs the chopstick, pulls it out of his eye, snaps it in half, and pulls it back in his mouth.
Kuutai
Kuutai Branishes the Celestial Staff, and charges the beast!
Kuutai: Fighting [1d6 = 8]
Sensei: Make a strength check
Kuutai: Strength [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 14]
Sensei: D10 [2d10 = 15]
Kuutai: FOR THE EMPEROR!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Don't you mean "WAAAAAAGH!"?
Masakari (Kuutai): No, today, we serve mankind.
Oni Emperor grabs the Celestial Staff and attempts to rip it out of Kuutai's grasp....except that Kuutai does not let go and is now being waved around like a rag on the end of a clothesline.
Oni Emperor: I can handle the pain if you can.
Oni Emperor smirks as smoke begins coming from his hand and the Celestial Staff.
Kuutai: SIGMAR SAVE US!
Oni Emperor: [2d10 = 15]
Oni Emperor gestures with a free hand and his eight glowing white katana fly at Kazuko.
Chiri: Agility {+2 Shadow Arts, +2 Acrobat} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+4 = 15]
Kazuhiko: Kazuko, heads up!
Chiri springs from the entrance and flings out a number of black tendrils to ensnare the flying katana. They sweep around and through her black tendrils, which weave back and forth until all of the katana are twisted around her.
Oni Emperor: Enough.
Oni Emperor gestures with a hand and the katana all turn towards Chiri and impale her.
Chiri: HAHAHAHA!
Chiri looks at Kazuko.
Chiri: She has repaid you.
Matsuda Kazuko: Oh shit.
Yukiko: DUCK!
Oni Emperor: Wait...
Kazuhiko ducks and covers for Yukiko
There is an explosion of light and everyone is flung to the ground.
When the spots vanish from your eyes, you find yourself in a small green glade, and there is a small stone pedestal with bubbling water near you. A number of greenish-blue flying sprites swirl around you.
Matsuda Kazuko rises to her feet.
Kuutai: Notice [1d6 = 13]
Kuutai: Smarts [1d10 = 4]
Hida Sashimi: Notice {+1 Def Interest} [1d6+1 = 5]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): bubbling?
Matsuda Kazuko: Rest now, Princess Yuki of Tahata Gaki.
Kazuhiko bows in respect
Kazuhiko OK, that makes this much more normal
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): OK, that makes this much more normal
Yukiko: We don't have much time.
Yukiko: He will be here shortly.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): did those swords come in after him?
Yukiko makes a wide expansive gesture and begins chanting.
TADM: He summoned the glowing white katana.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Oh, well, nevermind then.
Daichi drinks his potion of protection from cold, because, why the hell not at this point
Kazuhiko: Kazuko, where are we?
Matsuda Kazuko: While she is chanting, we need to protect her.
[TOWER] Kazuhiko -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [1d6+4 = 9]
Matsuda Kazuko: A place...between...
Kazuhiko: Oh, I can do that
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): is my hand back?
TADM: Yes.
Kazuhiko: Hey, my hand's back!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I'm not a criple! Yay!
Matsuda Kazuko: Our souls are condensed into a single few seconds, we are on the edge between life and death.
Kazuhiko sheathes his wakizashi and draws his kusari-gama.
Kazuhiko Defensive Stance
Matsuda Kazuko: Princess Yuki was somehow able to bring us here and give us enough time to prepare, we have perhaps 5 seconds before He comes after us.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): how long does each Full Defense roll last?
TADM: From your action to your next action
Kuutai: strange, that this edge be so peaceful and idyllic. I always envisionsed it as much more tense...
Kazuhiko: You'll get your wish in 3...2...1
Daichi grips his Katana and scans the horizon for the Oni Emperor...
Daichi: Notice [1d6 = 4]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I'm feeling really bad right now
Oni Emperor appears.
Daichi attacks
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): When I do my Full Defense, I still get a bonus +2 for Block and Acrobat on top of it, correct?
TADM: Yes.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12+2 = 16]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6+2 = 3]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12+2 = 6]
Oni Emperor: I never would have thought that little bitch would be so powerful.
Kazuhiko: Full Defense {+2 Superior Defense, +1 Acrobat, +1 Signature Weapon, +1 Block} [1d6+5 = 16]
Sensei: Daichi hits once.
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 8]
Oni Emperor parries away Daichi's attack.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Full Defense for Yukiko!
Round 1
Dealing cards...
Yukiko: Down through the elements, across the Void and through the passages of time...
Oni Emperor: Oh bullshit are you imprisoning me, Otsu!
Yukiko: Spellcasting +2 [1d6+2 = 12]
Kuutai: Back into the warp with you, demon!
Kuutai
Kuutai Holds
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi Activates Phantom iPod. Everyone hears "Let's Do the Time Warp Again"
Oni Emperor uses his Android tablet to hack Hida's iPod and turn it into a iPoo'd.
Oni Emperor gives himself +1 benny.
Masakari (Kuutai): I was watching 'First Contact' with some friends a few weeks back. someone said the most silly thing 'Don't worry about the Plot holes, they fall through the Time Holes'
Hida Sashimi aims steel chopsticks at his feet, attempting to pin them to the ground
Feneril (Daichi): that is the actual system name of my iPad
Masakari (Kuutai): (in response to the time warp thing)
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} (Called Shot - Limb -2) [1d10-4 = 2]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} (Called Shot - Limb -2) [1d10-4 = 1]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): damn
Kazuhiko
Sensei: I assume you roll the Full Defense from up above?
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Yes
Matsuda Kazuko charges the Oni Emperor and then dives between his legs and does a swivel kick to his groin.
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Martial Arts} [1d10+2 = 18]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fists damage [2d8+2 = 9]
Oni Emperor grunts.
Oni Emperor: I don't have anything there that a woman like you can hurt.
Matsuda Kazuko: Well, it is soooo tiny...
Feneril (Daichi): oh snap!
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 6]
Matsuda Kazuko: Strength [1d8 = 6]
Oni Emperor grapples Kazuko and then throws her at Yukiko.
Kazuhiko: Oh dear, I think Kazuko brought back some bad memories
Oni Emperor: [2d10 = 12]
Oni Emperor: D10 [1d10 = 4]
Kazuhiko: AHHHH
Kuutai: Agility [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Kuutai is using a benny
Kuutai: Agility [1d6 = 3]
Kuutai is using a benny
Kuutai: Agility [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Kazuhiko: NOM
Kuutai: Agility [1d4 = 3]
Kuutai: Spellcasting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): What did you just do to me?
Kuutai is using a benny
Kuutai: Spellcasting [1d10 = 3]
Kuutai attempts to do...something...and clearly Fantasy Grounds hates his guts.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): *Natural 1* * 3* *Natural 1* *3* *3* *Natural 1 & 3*
Nick (Hida Sashimi): nom
Kuutai: Spellcasting [1d10 = 9]
Kuutai reaches out with his hands and somehow manages to catch Kazuko in the air just as she is about to smash THROUGH Kazuhiko. She is now spinning in the air about three inches from Kazuhiko's face, the multiple aiguchi in her belt giving him a VERY close shave.
Daichi
Daichi lunges for the Oni Emperor's knees with his Katana.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12 = 9]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6 = 3]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12 = 8]
Daichi hits the Oni Emperor's knees a couple times, but not hard enough for him to feel it.
Daichi ends the turn
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Hida Sashimi was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Matsuda Kazuko was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Matsuda Kazuko goes on hold since someone is levitating her in front of Kazuhiko.
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi: Enough of this toying around
Hida Sashimi takes out two sticks from the case, and aims for his chest around where vital organs should be
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 0]
Hida Sashimi is using a benny
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 4]
Hida Sashimi: Shuriken Storm {-2 Multi-Shot} [1d10-2 = 10]
Sensei: That would be one hit.
Kazuhiko: Much obliged, Kuutai
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage (Joker +2) [1d4+1d6+2 = 9]
Sensei: Actually, two hits, roll damage again
Sensei: He has a defense of 6 vs. Ranged attacks
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage (Joker +2) [1d4+1d6+2 = 10]
Hida Sashimi ends the turn
Oni Emperor staggers backwards from the sharp pointy objects sticking in his chest.
Daichi
Daichi lunges after the Emperor and attacks his right leg.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12 = 3]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6 = 5]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12 = 8]
Kuutai
Kuutai Sets Kazuko down
Kuutai Action 1 - Pew Pew
Kuutai 6pt bolt, fire (kill it with fire)
Kuutai: Spellcasting (Multiaction Penalty -2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 0]
Feneril (Daichi): Nom
Kuutai: Spellcasting [1d10 = 4]
Kuutai: Spellcasting (Multiaction Penalty -2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 15]
Kuutai: Spellcasting (Multiaction Penalty -2) [1d10-2 = 4]
Kuutai: Bolt(Enhanced) damage [4d6 = 14]
Oni Emperor catches the bolt with a hand and crushes it.
Oni Emperor: Pathetic.
Kazuhiko
Kazuhiko: Full Defense {+2 Superior Defense, +1 Acrobat, +1 Signature Weapon, +1 Block} [1d6+5 = 9]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Full Defense {+2 Superior Defense, +1 Acrobat, +1 Signature Weapon, +1 Block} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+5 = 9]
Matsuda Kazuko lands on the ground and charges the Oni Emperor.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): that's +2, Superior Defense gives me +4
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Martial Arts} [1d6+2 = 7]
Matsuda Kazuko is using a benny
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Martial Arts} [1d10+2 = 10]
Masakari (Kuutai): thats what i was looking for...bimodal. Yes....its either 1-3 and critically fails, or some absurd number
Matsuda Kazuko: Fighting {+2 Martial Arts} [1d10+2 = 20]
Matsuda Kazuko: Fists damage [2d8+2 = 23]
Matsuda Kazuko does a flying tackes and knocks the Oni Emperor to the ground.
Yukiko: Spellcasting +2 [1d12+2 = 8]
Yukiko: Across the elements and through the crossing of time have we fought the darkness, souls entwined and souls destroyed...
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Kuutai (shaken)
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
Kuutai: (that be a 2)
Masakari (Kuutai): (I derp and quake with fear)
Masakari (Kuutai): pass
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 6]
Oni Emperor is using a benny
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 9]
Matsuda Kazuko: Strength [1d8 = 5]
Oni Emperor grabs Kazuko and hoists her up in the air. He yanks on one of her arms and pulls it out of its socket, then bludgeons her with it until she stops moving.
Kuutai: 0_0
Matsuda Kazuko: I vote that is patently unfair.
Matsuda Kazuko: Also, I pass out.
Daichi
Kuutai: KAZUKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daichi continues to hack away at the emperor's leg in futility.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12 = 7]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6 = 5]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12 = 1]
Sensei: That is actually two hits, since he is lying on the ground with a passed out Kazuko lying on top of him.
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 16]
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 16]
Masakari (Kuutai): Well!
Daichi (Naganese): WAAGAHAHAHHHHAA!
Masakari (Kuutai): dat Daichi' iz' on'a da boyz!
Daichi hacks at the Oni Emperor's leg and manages to sever it at the knee.
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi takes one of the other sticks from the case as I walk up to him and stab him in the head
Hida Sashimi: Fighting (Called Shot - Head -4) [1d8-4 = 9]
Sensei: That is most definitely a hit
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage (+4) [1d4+1d6+4 = 12]
Hida impales a chopstick into the Oni Emperor's head and he howls in pain as a thick blackish blood begins pouring down his face.
Yukiko: Spellcasting +2 [1d12+2 = 7]
Yukiko: Across seasons and time, through the ages of the world, past knowledge of joy and love...
Kazuhiko
Kazuhiko: Full Defense {+4 Superior Defense, +1 Acrobat, +1 Signature Weapon, +1 Block} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+7 = 12]
Kazuhiko ends the turn
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cooking, are not often found in Washington DC
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Name that movie quote!
Masakari (Kuutai): No idea
Hida Sashimi: same as last turn
Nick (Hida Sashimi): not from case, though. may need it
Hida Sashimi: Fighting (Called Shot - Head -4) [1d8-4 = 14]
Kuutai: Wtf
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage (+4) [1d4+2d6+4 = 11]
Masakari (Kuutai): Nick, what have you done, you took all the numbers from my dice and pasted them on yours!
Nick (Hida Sashimi): That is my punishment for nomming you
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Btw, the movie was "Clue"
Hida smashes the chopstick into the Oni Emperor's forehead again, causing a bigger fountain of blood to pour out of his head.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): A pretty good movie
Kazuhiko
Kazuhiko: Full Defense {+4 Superior Defense, +1 Acrobat, +1 Signature Weapon, +1 Block} (Multiaction Penalty -2) [1d6+5 = 10]
Kuutai (shaken)
Kuutai: Spirit (-1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 1]
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Matsuda Kazuko: Since I'm dead, can I nom Kuutai?
Kuutai is a scurred fella....
Sensei: Yes
Matsuda Kazuko: Okay, Nom.
Kuutai: Spirit (-1) [Critical failure!] [1d6-1 = 0]
Oni Emperor: Hey, this is bullshit.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I called that
Daichi
Masakari (Kuutai): Altough, that is classy to have Kazuko's nom benny
Daichi attacks the Oni Emperor's other leg.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12 = 5]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6 = 4]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (Called Shot - Limb -2, +2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12 = 8]
Sensei: That is two hits.
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 7]
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 14]
Oni Emperor: ENOUGH MORTALS!
Oni Emperor is using a benny
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 16]
Oni Emperor throws Kazuko's body to one side, knocks Hida to the ground, throws Daichi in the opposite direction with another hand, and rises to his feet completely unharmed.
Oni Emperor: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
Masakari (Kuutai): Hes a GOD....
Oni Emperor flicks his wrist and four Widowmakers appear.
Masakari (Kuutai): You cant kill him. You can only stall him.
Yukiko: Spellcasting +2 [1d12+2 = 13]
Masakari (Kuutai): And he speaks in all caps, like death. making him a superbadass.
Kazuhiko: Woah, that is not a fair move
Yukiko: And now we find outselves standing on the precipice between life and death, holding the world on the sword's edge, balancing kharma and fate for all Konoyou, knowing that if our lives are needed they will be given without regret....
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Yukiko: Spellcasting +2 [1d12+2 = 12]
Yukiko is using a benny
Yukiko: And so do we come to the end and call forth all the kami that sanity be restored and the oni be banished! Let the Celestial Realms shine upon Konoyou and may man learn to walk with honour again!
Yukiko begins glowing and convulsing.
Daichi
Masakari (Kuutai): (FUCK YEAH, BRITISH SPELLINGS!)
Daichi charges the Oni Emperor and attacks with his Katana.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [1] [1d12+2 = 12]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2] [1d6+2 = 4]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Improved Frenzy) (+2 (Berserk) +2) [3] [1d12+2 = 10]
Hida Sashimi: Wait, should we hit him with the sealing potion here? Might work, given our location
Sensei: That would be one hit.
Daichi: Katana (Improved Frenzy) damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 18]
Oni Emperor is using a benny
Daichi (Naganese): DAICHI SMASH
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 9]
Oni Emperor uses his last benny on a Soak Roll to ignore Daichi's attack.
Oni Emperor: It's okay, I plan on using the 4 Sensei has...
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): lies
Oni Emperor: Also, I'm going to Improved Counterattack Daichi with a Widowmaker, since I am in "super-mode" now.
Sensei: Fine...roll.
Sensei: [2d12 = 12]
Sensei: That's a hit with a raise.
Sensei: [2d12 = 13]
Sensei: D6 [1d6 = 5]
Masakari (Kuutai): Contemplates if its possible to be a black, hellish soul-drinking sword and not have 'brothers' as this one appears to have....
Sensei: That is Shaken + 2 Wounds + Spirit -2 + Vigor -2 from Daichi. (Or a Soak Roll ignoring 2 Wounds will save you all that..)
Daichi is using a benny
Daichi: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME} [1d6+1 = 11]
Hida Sashimi
Sensei: Daichi dodges his near death experience.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): hold
Masakari (Kuutai): Wait.....if the black svard has friends.....
Kuutai
Kuutai: SIGMAR, PRESERVE US!
Kuutai: Fighting (Multiaction Penalty -2, -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-3 = 1]
Masakari (Kuutai): Ok...Fails that....Try magic with next action....
Kuutai: Spellcasting (Multiaction Penalty -2, -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-3 = 2]
Masakari (Kuutai): (going for 6pt bolt thing again fire)
Kuutai: Spellcasting (-3) [1d10-3 = 0]
Kuutai: Spellcasting (-3) [1d10-3 = 5]
Oni Emperor swipes at Daichi and Kuutai, then does a bull rush at Yukiko to attack her with a pair of Widowmakers.
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 13]
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 9]
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 14]
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 19]
Sensei: So that is a hit on Daichi for Shaken + 2 Wounds + Spirit -2 + Vigor -2 (or Soak)
Daichi is using a benny
Daichi: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME} [1d8+1 = 3]
Kazuhiko: Pardon me, but if you could please refrain from any untowards actions targetting my patron, I would appreciate it.
Sensei: And a hit on Kuutai for the same thing.
Sensei: [2d12 = 11]
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 11]
Kuutai: Spirit (-3) [1d6-3 = 1]
Kuutai: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME!} (-3) [1d6-2 = 7]
Daichi: Spirit (-2) [1d6-2 = 3]
Daichi: Vigor {+1 BATH TIME} (-2) [1d8-1 = 5]
Kuutai feels his soul torn from his body and his body falls lifeless to the ground.
Daichi can tell he is now on borrowed time, as his vision gets dim and his hands develop age spots and palsy.
Oni Emperor barrels into Kazuhiko, hitting twice.
TADM: (Well, assuming Kazuhiko is throwing himself in the way of danger)
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 13]
Oni Emperor: [2d12 = 8]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): yes
Sensei: Kazuhiko is Shaken + 2 Wounds + Spirit -2 + Vigor -2 once. Second hit is same thing but only one Wound.
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 2]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Kazuhiko is using a benny
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): I gain a benny for taking a wound after all of that...
Sensei: Which is good, start rolling Spirit and Vigor...
Kazuhiko: Spirit (-2) [1d6-2 = 6]
Kazuhiko: Vigor (-2) [1d6-2 = 8]
Kazuhiko: Oh. This isn't as bad as last time.
Kazuhiko (shaken)
Masakari (Kuutai): I want an edge that, upon benny, you can add the two rolls together.....to prevent benny chain hilarity....
Kazuhiko: Spirit (-1) [1d6-1 = 3]
Masakari (Kuutai): Also hello to cat in the background.
Kazuhiko: Full Defense {+4 Superior Defense, +1 Acrobat, +1 Signature Weapon, +1 Block} (-1) [1d10+6 = 10]
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): LVKNOWEBODUBCA
Kazuhiko turns to Yukiko and pulls out the potion to give to her
Kazuhiko: Agility {+2 Acrobat} (-1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+1 = 3]
Masakari (Kuutai): NOM BENNY
Kazuhiko: Agility {+2 Acrobat} [1d6+2 = 7]
Kazuhiko spins around and pours the Celestial Elixir down Yukiko's throat as she begins hovering off the ground. The Oni Emperor howls in rage and tries to stab through Kazuhiko to hit Yukiko, using all four Widowmakers.
Sensei: [5d12 = 38]
Sensei: [7d12 = 51]
Sensei: D12 [1d12 = 10]
Kazuhiko jumps to the side after the swords impale him to prevent any of them from stabbing Yukiko
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Catching the tips with my kusari-gama's chain, in case they decide to try and rip out of my rib cage.
That would be 3 hits for Shaken + something like 10 Wounds on the first one, 3 on the second one, and 4 on the third one...for a total of 17 wounds...so...Vigor check at -17.
Kazuhiko: Vigor (-17) [1d6-17 = -13]
Kazuhiko dies bravely.
Yukiko: AND NOW IT ENDS AND THE ONI LORDS ARE TRAPPED WITHIN A POCKET OF TIME! BEGONE FROM KONOYOU FOREVER!
Oni Emperor: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yukiko erupts into a brilliant shower of silvery sparks.
Kazuhiko: Spirit [1d6 = 7]
Kazuhiko: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Kazuhiko: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Kuutai finds himself in the throne room of the Kurokage in Karasu Rokku. He hears the Witch-King's laughter.
Kazuhiko: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 4]
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 9]
Kazuhiko: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Kazuhiko: Vigor [1d6 = 11]
Witch-King: Welcome home, and thank you for bringing my blade home.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): makes hypothetical Widowmaker saves
Kuutai bows deeply.
Kuutai: It gives me no small amount of satisfaction to be at your service.
Kuutai Checks for Kazuko....If I got teleported.....then?
Kazuko is nowhere to be seen.
Feneril (Daichi): masuyo
Daichi appears in the court Gyoshen Masuyo. She runs over to him as he drops to the ground.
Masuyo: Rest old friend, you have served the Gyoshen well. Ikuko is at peace.
Daichi (Naganese): Masuyo?
Daichi (Naganese): Is that you?
Daichi (Naganese): What happened?
Masuyo: Yes, and you have served us well.
Masuyo: You avenged Ikuko and her father, and saved the world. And no more should be asked of you.
Daichi cries
Shino leaps back from her desk as a kusari-gama appears in front of her. She tentaively takes a couple steps forward, then smiles.
Shino: So, he was successful.
Hattori: Indeed he was your Ladyship, despite everything along the way.
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): >.>
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): plot twist...
Shino: Well, the world will never know of the darkness he slew from the shadows.
Hattori: They never do.
Hida finds himself in a small cottage. There is the smell of exquisite food being cooked and he hears a baby cry.
Akemi: Oh! You made it home!
Masakari (Kuutai): Bawwwww! He got the Best Ending(TM).
Akemi: Look Otsu, daddy is home!
Hida Sashimi: Yes, despite all odds, I have
Otsu: Goo goo! Gaa gaa!
Hida Sashimi embraces his family, happy for what he fought for, and sad for what was lost
TEH END!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): Woo!
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Except for Kuutai dying. That goes into the happy category
Kuutai is sick to his stomach after seeing the cute family scene of Hida's ending, and implores the Witch King to restore his empire to its former glory...by conquering everything mehaahahahahh
Witch-King: Well sure, but that is the NEXT Iron Dynasty campaign. Care to be an Antagonist with me?
Kuutai: YES! PLZ!
Kazemi (Kazuhiko): That'll be amusing
Witch-King: Sweet, you need an assistant, let's go resurrect Kazuko, she was secretly working for me the entire time to subvert people on mainland Konoyou.
Feneril (Daichi): Ikuko would make a good antagonist ally, she is obsessed with power.
Kuutai: Is suddenly bawwwww
Kuutai Is suddenly happy she's not gone
TADM: All righty then...time for me to go...