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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II. (c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
All right, let's get this party started.
Hida Sashimi
Kuutai
Kuutai fights defensively as the skeletons rush at him.
Kazuki
Kazemi (Kazuki): Are there windows near me?
Sensei: Sure.
Kazemi (Kazuki): Facing Taberu
Sensei: Sure.
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [1d6+4 = 8]
Kazuki: Issiko, the skeletons don't seem to attack anyone near you. Is that your doing?
Kazuki looks out the window
Issiko: The servants leave me alone.
Feneril (Ikuko): I don't think the skeletons are our primary concern at this moment...
Kazuki: OK. You mentioned that he keeps his chopsticks on him all the time, right?
Issiko: No, I said he likes his chopsticks. You all were asking me what he favorite possession was.
Kazuki: Oh. Do you know where he keeps them?
Issiko looks at Kazuki like he is an idiot.
Kazuki shrugs
Issiko: Sister, why do you always attract such total morons?
Ikuko: Says the woman who married an Oni lord
Kazuki: Was he an Oni Lord when you married him?
Kazuki: Or did that change happen afterwards?
Issiko: An Oni Lord is not a total moron.
Ikuko: I think an Oni lord is marginally worse
Issiko: How do I know when he turned into an Oni Lord?
Issiko: It's not like father put that on the questionnaire.
Issiko mocking voice.
Issiko: "Dear sir, if you are an oni lord, check here."
Kazuki looks at Issiko
Kazuki: You know him best of anyone here. What do you think he would have used to hold himself into this world. It would be something he treasures
Taberu: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 7]
Taberu: Strength [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Taberu grabs Hida.
Sensei: Hida needs to make a Strength or Agility check.
Hida Sashimi: Strength [1d6 = 2]
Taberu hoists Hida into the air and holds him up. Then his jaw distends impossibly wide and this looks like one of those situations where a killer whale is about to eat a sea lion...whole.
Issiko runs into the kitchen, pulling Ikuko behind her.
Daichi
Nick (Hida Sashimi): can I still move my arms to stab him?
Daichi attacks Taberu's arm that is holding Hida.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Called Shot - Limb -2, Wound Penalty -1) [1d8-3 = -1]
Daichi hits Taberu's arm and his sword slides off.
Ikuko
Ikuko: Issiko, where are you leading me? We need to help the others. Take me to your bed-chamber, we might be able to find something of Taiki's there.
Ikuko: Persuasion {+4 Very Attractive, +2 Most High, +2 Fine Attire, -2 Blind, +2 Charismatic, +1 Cultured} [1d12+9 = 18]
Issiko: That's where we are going.
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Kazuki
Kuutai
Kuutai backs up to there as the Skeletons chase after him.
Issiko runs into the study and closes the door behind her.
Issiko: He will figure out that I am helping you, so the skeletons will attack me soon.
Ikuko
Ikuko: What is in here that might be his object of focus? I wish Akemi were here to be my eyes... DAMN THIS BLINDNESS
Ikuko: Notice {-6 Blind, -2 Unskilled} [1d6-8 = -3]
Ikuko stubles and feels her way around the room in frustration.
Taberu: Strength [1d6 = 10]
Taberu: Fists damage [2d8 = 8]
Sensei: Strength check from Hida.
Hida Sashimi: Strength [1d6 = 4]
Taberu pulls Hida into his mouth, the BIG man is knee deep and it feels like his feet and ankles have been shoved into some incredibly strong acid.
Daichi
Daichi attacks wildly
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Wound Penalty -1, +2) [1d8+1 = 4]
Daichi stabs his katana into the folds of fat and pulls it back out. Given the absence of blood, he is not quite sure what he just stabbed, but evidently Taberu didn't notice.
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi tries to break free again
Hida Sashimi: Strength [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Taberu: Strength [1d8 = 6]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): try being the key word, i guess
Taberu holds tight onto Hida and flexes his neck muscles, absorbing another 2" or so.
Taberu: NOM NOM NOM!!!
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi: Agility [1d4 = 5]
Taberu: Strength [1d8 = 18]
Daichi: Hida, release your bowels!
Daichi: That will free you!
Taberu pulls with his arms and flexes his jaw muscles, pulling Hida in until the BIG man is up to the armpits.
Kuutai (shaken)
Taberu: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 1]
Hida Sashimi: I don't think he'd really give a crap if I did
Daichi: I have smelled the camp latrine after you have passed, I would not want to eat it...
Kuutai spins back from the Skeletons and sidesteps behind Daichi.
Kuutai: Daichi, you get the skeletons!
Kuutai swings at Taberu with the Celestial Staff.
Kuutai: Fighting [1d6 = 9]
Kuutai: Bo damage [2d4 = 9]
Kuutai smacks Taberu with a resounding THWACK.
Taberu shudders and projectile vomits Hida while the skin that Kuutai struck blackens.
Sensei: Agility and Vigor checks from Hida.
Hida Sashimi: Agility [1d4 = 5]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Watch this awesome roll! (aka calling crit fail)
Hida Sashimi: Vigor {+1 Mark} [1d12+1 = 6]
Hida flies backwards and smashes into the side of the house. He slides down the wall but somehow manages to keep his bearings well enough that he lands on his feet. He notices that his clothes from the waist down have been dissolved, and there are ugly red blotches all over his exposed skin.
Issiko is glad she is indoors and cannot see this.
Kazuki
Kazuki runs into the room and finds that the door Issiko went into is closed and locked.
Kazuki: Hm. This is unfortunate.
Kazemi (Kazuki): Composition of the door and walls?
The walls are stone. The door is made of cherry wood.
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Lockpicking {+2 Thief} [1d6+2 = 6]
Kazuki pickes the lock.
Daichi
Kazemi (Kazuki): Can I open the door as well?
Sensei: Not this round.
Daichi moves to defend Hida and attacks the skeletons
Daichi: #4 to be specific
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (Wound Penalty -1) [1d8-1 = 5]
Sensei: That is a hit. (Skeletons have a parry of 5)
Daichi: Katana damage [2d8+2 = 9]
Sensei: Daichi hits the skeleton and it appears to be stunned.
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Skeleton: Fists damage [2d10 = 10]
Skeleton hits Kuutai and stuns him. Kuutai is not looking spectacularly healthy right now.
Skeleton: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 2]
Skeleton swings at Kazuki and forces him to duck away from the door.
Skeleton: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [1d8+2 = 5]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 12]
Skeleton: Fists damage [3d10 = 12]
Skeleton stabs Daichi and makes him Shaken.
Taberu: Fighting {+1 Katana, +1 Widowmaker} [1d6+2 = 7]
Taberu: Strength [1d6 = 8]
Taberu: Agility [1d4 = 14]
Taberu grabs Kuutai and hoists him up in the air.
Kuutai rolls an amazing 3 raises on his d4 Agility...
Feneril (Daichi): and does a triple-lutz somersalt handstand...
Kuutai squirms free of Taberu's grasp, does a one-legged somersault off Taberu's head, and slides the Celestial Staff into Taberu's mouth so it looks like he has a giant white toothpick. This seems to make Taberu a bit "uncomfortable."
Ikuko
Ikuko: Issiko, why are you still alive and vibrant in this house of horrors?
Ikuko: Why are you the one thing that Taberu hasn't destroyed with his avarice and gluttony?
Ikuko: What are you to him?
Ikuko: Does he really truly love you? Is that why you're still alive, when everything else is in ruins? Are you his link to this world?
[TOWER] Ikuko -> Persuasion {+4 Very Attractive, +2 Most High, +2 Fine Attire, -2 Blind, +2 Charismatic, +1 Cultured} [1d12+9 = 25]
Issiko: Yes sister. He loves me. He loves me because I feed him. He loves me because we will rule this world together. And now sister, I have to do what he has requested of me to seal our love.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): It's a tarp!
Kazuki: Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [1d6+4 = 11]
Issiko pulls out her Arashi-ko and fires it point blank at Ikuko's face.
Kazuki: Ikuko, open the door!
Issiko: Shooting [1d10 = 17]
Issiko: Arashi-ko damage [4d6+4 = 33]
Daichi: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 11]
Ikuko is using a benny
Ikuko: Vigor (Wound Penalty -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 1]
Ikuko is using a benny
Ikuko: Vigor [1d4 = 2]
Sensei: So that would be...33 damage to Ikuko. Which is Shaken + 7 wounds.
Kazemi (Kazuki): Nom?
Sensei: Okay, so...Vigor roll at -7.
Ikuko: Vigor (-7) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-7 = -5]
Kazemi (Kazuki): I see consistancy in your rolls
Feneril (Ikuko): Consistency is a virtue
The hail of pellets strikes Ikuko in the face and she crumples over like a rag doll. Blood is streaming everywhere.
Kazuki: NOOOOOOOO
Kazuki hears a very loud gunshot and then the sound of something about Ikuko's weight hitting the floor.
Somehow...Daichi senses that something very, very, bad just happened to Ikuko. Much worse than not getting a pony on her sixth birthday.
Round 6
Dealing cards...
Ikuko was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Ikuko (shaken)
Daichi: DAICHI SMASH!!!
Daichi attacks #4
Issiko reloads her Arashi-ko and preps it to take Kazuki's head off when he opens the door.
Daichi: Spirit [1d6 = 14]
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (+2 (Berserk) +2, Wound Penalty -1) [1d8+1 = 12]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Daichi: Katana damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 15]
Skeleton: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 4]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 11]
Skeleton: Fists damage [2d10 = 19]
Skeleton moves up and stabs Hida through the chest.
Hida Sashimi is using a benny
Hida Sashimi: Vigor {+1 Mark} [1d6+1 = 11]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 6]
Hida Sashimi: None for me thanks. Had enough to eat today
Hida somehow dodges to one side, completely avoiding what looked like a very painful blow.
Feneril (Daichi): He absorbed it in his molds of fat
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Skeleton: Fists damage [2d10 = 6]
Skeleton punches Kazuki in the back of the head while he prepares to open the door.
Daichi
Daichi destroys the one that was threatening Hida.
Kuutai (shaken)
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
Kuutai recovers and grabs the Celestial Staff and swings it around in Taberu's mouth. Thick black smoke pours out of the Oni Lord's mouth and he howls in pain and flails around wildly.
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi: Vigor {+1 Mark} [1d12+1 = 14]
Hida Sashimi: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Taberu: Smarts {+2 Strong-Willed} [1d10+2 = 11]
Taberu: Strength [1d6 = 3]
Taberu grabs the staff and tries to pull it out of his mouth...and somehow ends up shoving it farther into his mouth.
Kazuki (shaken)
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Round 7
Dealing cards...
Ikuko (shaken)
Taberu: Strength [1d8 = 3]
Taberu is using a benny
Taberu: Strength [1d8 = 7]
Taberu succeeds in pulling out the Celestial Staff and throws it at the house. It clatters noisily to the ground.
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 2]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d6 = 8]
Skeleton: Fists damage [2d10 = 5]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): does it look burned/damaged?
Skeleton: Fists damage [2d10 = 5]
Hida Sashimi: Notice [1d6 = 5]
TADM: The Staff or Taberu?
Nick (Hida Sashimi): staff
TADM: The Staff looks slimy but undamaged.
Skeleton punches Daichi for no effect.
Skeleton punches Kazuki and makes him Shaken.
TADM: Whoops...cancel that hit on Kazuki, I was looking at the wrong Parry.
Issiko flings the door open and fires her Arashi-ko at Kazuki's head.
Issiko: Shooting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+11 = 24]
Ikuko: Fighting {-6 Blind, -2 Unskilled}: Tessen [1d4-8 = -5]
Issiko: [4d6 = 15]
Feneril (Ikuko): NOM NOM NOM
Kazuki: Vigor {+1 Survived Death} [1d6+1 = 6]
Sensei: Kazuki gets hit in the head for Shaken + 3 Wounds.
Sensei: Okay, he avoids part of the blast.
Kuutai
The Skeleton behind Kazuki absorbs part of the shot and becomes Shaken.
Skeleton: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
Skeleton: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Skeleton: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Kuutai rolls and dodges away from Taberu and the Skeletons and runs over to the Celestial Staff and picks it up.
Daichi
Daichi takes a multi-action penalty to take an engraged swing at Skellie #5 as he runs by.
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (+2 (Berserk) +2, Wound Penalty -1, -2) [1d8-1 = 11]
Daichi: Katana damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [3d8+4 = 23]
Skeleton #5 shatters into thousands of little pieces.
Daichi: DAICHI SMASH!
Kazuki (shaken)
Kazuki: Spirit (Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d6-3 = 1]
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi: Fighting [1d6 = 5]
Sensei: That hits
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [2d6 = 12]
Hida runs up and stabs the Skeleton right in an eye socket, the thing drops to the ground, completely inanimate.
Round 8
Dealing cards...
Ikuko (shaken)
Ikuko: Spirit (Wound Penalty -7) [1d10-7 = 1]
Hida Sashimi
Hida Sashimi: Fighting [1d6 = 17]
Sensei: That's a hit with a raise...
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [3d6 = 10]
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Much less impressive
Taberu turns to grab Hida and attempt to devour him again. Hida lunges forward and drives his Chopsticks into Taberu's mouth. The Oni Lord's head snaps back and he howls in pain.
Taberu: Spirit {+2 Strong-Willed} [1d6+2 = 7]
Taberu recovers from Hida's attack but performs no other action.
Issiko slams the door shut while Kazuki is Shaken and locks it.
Kazuki (shaken)
Kazuki: Spirit (Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1) [Critical failure!] [1d6-3 = -2]
Kuutai
Kuutai: Fighting [1d4 = 2]
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 2]
Kuutai smashes the Skeleton with the Celestial Staff as he runs by, it disintegrates into a pile of dust.
Skeleton: Spirit {+2 vs. Shaken} [1d8+2 = 9]
Skeleton: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Skeleton recovers from being shot by Issiko and tries to stab Kazuki again. Somehow Kazuki dodges to one side and avoids the blow; however, the Skeleton manages to jam his sword into the door lock quite impressively.
Daichi
Kazuki :(
Round 9
Dealing cards...
Ikuko (shaken)
Ikuko: Spirit (Wound Penalty -7) [1d10-7 = 0]
Daichi
Daichi attacks Skellie #3
Daichi: DAICHI SMASH!
Daichi: Fighting: Katana (+2 (Berserk) +2, Wound Penalty -1) [1d6+1 = 5]
Sensei: That hits
Nick (Hida Sashimi): brb afk
Daichi: Katana damage (+2 (Berserk) +2) [2d8+4 = 12]
Daichi crushes the skull of the skeleton, and stares at Kazuki with rage-filled eyes.
Daichi: DAICHI SMASH!
Kazuki (shaken)
Kazuki: Issiko's in there with a loaded gun
Kazuki: Spirit (Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d6-3 = 2]
Kuutai
Kuutai swings at Taberu.
Kuutai: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kuutai hits Taberu on a spot that is already blackened.
Hida Sashimi
Issiko runs into the bed room while reloading her Arashi-ko again.
Taberu: Fighting [1d10+2 = 9]
Taberu: Hands damage [2d8 = 6]
Taberu punches Kuutai and knocks him backwards.
Nick (Hida Sashimi): back
Hida Sashimi: Fighting [1d6 = 2]
Round 10
Dealing cards...
Issiko was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Ikuko (shaken)
Ikuko: Spirit [1d10 = 4]
Issiko runs out into the courtyard and shoots Kuutai with her Arashi-ko.
Issiko: Shooting [1d10+2 = 1]
Sensei: Wow...umm...
Issiko is using a benny
Issiko: Shooting [1d6+2 = 4]
Sensei: Okay, at first her Arashi-ko seems to jam, but she gives it a swift shake and pulls the trigger again. This time is fires, but the blast goes over Kuutai's head.
Kazemi (Kazuki): curses
Taberu: Fighting [1d6+2 = 6]
Taberu: Hands damage [2d8 = 15]
Taberu punches Hida for Shaken + 1 wound.
Kuutai (shaken)
Kuutai: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Kuutai: Fighting [1d4 = 11]
Kuutai runs over and smashes Issiko in the head with the Celestial Staff.
Kuutai: Bo damage [2d4 = 18]
Kuutai: SMASH!!!
Issiko 's head is not designed to withstand 18 damage.
Issiko drops her weapon and staggers backwards as blood streams from her face.
Hida Sashimi (shaken)
Hida Sashimi: Spirit (Wound Penalty -1) [1d6-1 = 16]
Hida Sashimi: Fighting [1d6 = 9]
Sensei: That hits.
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage (Wound Penalty -1) [2d6-1 = 13]
Issiko is using a benny
Issiko: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Issiko is using a benny
Issiko: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Issiko swings to one side and narrowly avoids the fatal blow that would have come from Hida's chopsticks.
Daichi
Kazuki (shaken)
Kazuki: Spirit (Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d6-3 = 6]
Round 11
Dealing cards...
Kazuki was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Kazuki
Ikuko: Spirit (Wound Penalty -7) [1d10-7 = 12]
Sensei: Ikuko is not Shaken! (But still dead.)
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Repair (Joker +2, Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d6-1 = 7]
Kazuki pulls out the wakizashi stuck in the lock and manages to remove most of the internal mechanism at the same time. The door opens.
Kazuki drops down to one knee to inspect Ikuko
Ikuko: drip, drip, drip
Ikuko: ooze
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} (Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1, Joker +2) [1d6+3 = 6]
Her face is barely recognizable from the amount of damage from taking a 10-gauge shotgun blast to the head at point blank range.
Kazuki breaks out the Smelling Salts
Ikuko: Persuasion (as disguise) {+4 Very Attractive, +1 Defining Interest (Disguise), -6 Blindness, +1 Cultured, +2 Fine Attire, +2 Most High, +2 Charismatic} (Wound Penalty -7) [1d12-1 = 3]
Kazuki: Spirit (-1) [1d6-1 = 9]
[TOWER] Kazuki -> UT Healing {-2 Untrained} (-1) [1d6-3 = 0]
Kazuki shoves some healing herbs where he thinks Ikuko's mouth would be...and manages to break off her jaw.
Kazemi (Kazuki): is not his fault
Kazuki Q.Q
Ikuko
Kazuki puts it back and walks away VERY CAREFULLY
Issiko: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
Issiko looks at Kuutai and Hida.
Issiko: Enough!
Issiko: I did what I was supposed to do, what was asked of me. Now House Gyoshen will be free of this taint!
Issiko pulls out her Aiguchi and plunges it into her stomach.
Taberu: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hida Sashimi
Nick (Hida Sashimi): We did such a poor job that you decided to steal our kill with seppuku?
Technically she is not dead, just on her knees and grinding a knife in her gut. So what is Hida going to do?
Hida Sashimi: Let me end your pain
Hida Sashimi: Fighting (Called Shot - Head -4, Wound Penalty -1) [1d6-5 = 0]
TADM: Rather sadly...that hits given all modifiers you didn't put in.
Hida Sashimi: Chopsticks, iron damage [2d6 = 8]
Hida plunges his chopsticks into her neck. Issiko drops over and stops moving.
Taberu: NOOOOO!!!!!
Feneril (Ikuko): DONT TAKE MY BUCKET
Taberu bull rushes over to Issiko and knocks Kuutai and Hida to one side. He picks up Issiko's inert form and cradles it against his bulbous form.
Kuutai
Kuutai: Hmm....he should be disappearing or something.
Hida Sashimi: I guess he was saving his sweetest treat for dessert
Kuutai goes on Hold.
Daichi
Daichi: DAICHI....GETTING....WINDED....
TADM: Daichi getting good workout.
Taberu shimmers and vanishes into a cloud of mist, taking Issiko's corpse with him.
Taberu: I will remember this...and remember you.
Taberu looks at Kuutai and Hida.
Taberu: I shall have my revenge at the killing of my wife.
Hida Sashimi: She killed herself. I just made it less painful. You should be grateful
Hida Sashimi: Persuasion {+1 Etiquette} (Wound Penalty -1) [1d6 = 9]
Kuutai: Right, so that went better than expected.
Kuutai passes out.
Daichi: DAICHI SMASH
Daichi sees Kazuki covered in Ikuko's blood, standing over her corpse.
The estate grows quiet. In the distance, bird calls disrupt the silence as whatever effect Taberu was having on the landscape dissipates.
Kazuki: Stealth {+2 Thief} [1d6+2 = 13]
Sensei: So, combat is over until Daichi starts something. What are people doing?
Daichi: Notice (+2) [1d6+2 = 4]
Daichi drops to his knees.
Hida Sashimi goes out to look for Akemi again
Hida Sashimi: Notice [1d6 = 5]
Daichi makes a horrible sound, like a family of banshees being sucked through a jet engine.
Daichi drapes his cloak over Ikuko's body.
A thick fog rolls into the estate, within seconds none of you are able to see anything. Then there is a gong sound and you are all in Tume's Tomb.
Tume looks at Ikuko's corpse.
Tume: My my....I didn't expect her back this quickly.
Ikuko: Well you hardly kept your part of the bargain!
Hida Sashimi: Wait what? I'm confused
Ikuko: What happened to the power I was promised?
Tume: Such a mouthy and undead wife.
Ikuko: You must never have been married if you expected anything short of moutyness
Tume: Oh, I believe I kept my part of the bargain, you have freed House Gyoshen of the oni-taint and avenged your father. Was there some part of your petty vengeance that I missed?
Ikuko: You did nothing. You did nothing, and you deserver nothing
Tume: I did nothing?
Ikuko: Issiko killed me! It was supposed to be the other way around!
Tume laughs. It echoes oddly around the halls.
Tume: Issiko is dead, that is what you wanted, correct?
Ikuko: I wanted to tear her heart out and eat it for destroying our family!
Tume: Tsk. Tsk. You can't have everything you want.
Ikuko: Well then, neither can you.
Ikuko: I will be the most boring wife you can imagine
Tume: Nonsense, your foolish antics keep me highly amused.
Ikuko: And don't expect me to be bringing you those Kikai either!
Tume: Oh, don't worry about that. I have acquired the Kikai I wanted from a different source. Void Walker Magistrate Shino Desu is quite pleased to have bargained with me for such a small trade.
Ikuko: hmph
Tume: So in the end, I get everything I wanted.
Tume: And you...you will continue to dance my tune and move to my strings.
Tume laughs.
Hida Sashimi: Smarts (Wound Penalty -1) [1d6-1 = 6]
Ikuko: Well I hope you like the grevously wonded look, because I can feel that I am missing a jaw, and most of the rest of my face
Ikuko crosses her arms and turns her back to Tume in defiance
Daichi is still so shocked he cannot move.
Tume: I dare say, you are mildly more attractive to me in this fashion.
Hida Sashimi: Ewww..
Kazuki: Ew
Feneril (Ikuko): to Hida Sashimi and Kazuki
Ikuko: Don't you dare judge me!
Tume: I will judge WHOEVER I want, WHENEVER I want, especially when I own her soul.
Ikuko: Oh shut up, I wasn't talking to you
Ikuko: Men, always so sensitive
Tume laughs.
Tume: See, you amuse me greatly.
Ikuko: Well fine then
Matsuda Kazuko walks down the stairs and into the Tomb.
Kazuki: So, what did Shino ask for anyways?
Tume: Oh, a few items of small import, a Clay Bowl, the Shell of a Red Kappa, a Handful of Seien Hair, three feathers from a Silver Tengu, the hair of a Celestial...hmm....I forget the rest.
Ikuko: But I get to redecorate the Tomb!
Ikuko: Persuasion {+4 Very Attractive, +2 Most High, +2 Fine Attire, -2 Blind, +2 Charismatic, +1 Cultured} [1d6+9 = 31]
Tume: Oh certainly, redecorate the Tomb however you see fit. I believe pastels will be wonderful.
Hida Sashimi: Ohh crap. That is so not good
Kazuki: Dammit. What did she want with those?
Matsuda Kazuko: Probably the opposite of what you want with them.
Feneril (Ikuko): afk a sec, more wine
Matsuda Kazuko walks over to Tume.
Matsuda Kazuko: Put Ikuko's head back together and send them back.
Tume looks at Kazuko.
Tume: I rule the Isle of Tenki, you are here as my guest, to deal with a specific problem.
Matsuda Kazuko: Then I shall ask the Oni Lord Soulcatcher to reconsider her part of the bargain you made with her.
Tume growls.
Ikuko: Don't be rude to our guests dear.
Matsuda Kazuko: Send them back, they have work to do, and not much time to do it in.
Ikuko: You're making us look like savages in this family!
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Kn(Lore & Legends) {+1 Defining Interest} [1d4+1 = 4]
Ikuko: And when are you going to fix the cabinets in the kitchen?
Ikuko: And clean yourself up for God's sake, I didn't marry you live in squallor!
Tume laughs at Ikuko.
Tume: Very well Kazuko, I shall return them, if only because they amuse me.
Ikuko: Persuasion as Nagging +9 [1d12+9 = 18]
Matsuda Kazuko: Very well, then my task here is done, I shall return to keeping my part of our bargain.
Matsuda Kazuko vanishes.
Tume waves his hand idly.
Tume: Servants, make sure to clean the place and replace the kitchen cabinets in my wife's absence.
The gong rings again and everyone blinks and finds themselves standing back in the empty estate where they just fought Taberu.
Akemi: Hida! What happened to your pants?
Hida Sashimi: Something didn't agree with me during dinner
Nick (Hida Sashimi): :)
Daichi: From where I Was standing, you were dinner
Daichi: Notice [1d6 = 13]
Ikuko reappears a couple seconds later. Her face is repaired, but there is something...odd about her.
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [Critical failure!] [1d6+4 = 5]
Hida Sashimi: I didn't say whose dinner, did i
Daichi looks at his armor and clothing with a strange expression on his face.
Daichi: My lady! You're alive!
Nick (Hida Sashimi): Odd beside the fact that she was dead?
Ikuko: I think not loyal Daichi. But I am back on my feet nonetheless
Ikuko smiles.
Daichi seems confused about whether or not he should commit seppuku
Kazuki: So, is your resurrection the same as Issiko's was?
Ikuko: Hardly
Ikuko: I knew what I was getting into
Ikuko: You won't see me crying to my sisters to "put an end to my misery"
Akemi: Umm...your ladyship, I think one of your fingers just fell off. But you aren't bleeding.
Akemi: Should I...uh....stitch that back on for you?
Ikuko: That's alright Akemi
Yama chuckles.
Ikuko: Just hang onto it for now, we will put it back on later
Yama: This group, very funny is.
Kazuki: So, which ingredients do we need?
Kazuki: It seems Tume gave Shino everything at once, so we need to get everything as soon as we can.
Hida Sashimi: the feathers for one
Kazuki: And the Seien Hair as well.
Akemi: Your ladyship, I think you should put a glove on, it looks like several of the fingers on your right hand are about to come off.
Yama prods Kuutai with his foot.
Ikuko: That is probably a good idea Akemi
Ikuko puts on a pair of silke gloves.
Kuutai: Unn....need more sleep...
Ikuko: Smarts [1d8 = 2]
Kazuki: Are you going to hold out?
Kazuki: You've been like this for less than 10 minutes and you're loosing your hands
Kazuki: Which weren't even damaged by your death
Akemi: So...um...now what?
Yama shrugs.
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Notice {+2 Trapsense, +2 Alertness} [1d6+4 = 9]
Ikuko: Streetwise {+2 Most High, -1 Deathly Pallor, +4 Very Attractive, +2 Fine Attire, -2 Blind, +2 Charismatic, +1 Cultured} [1d6+8 = 19]
Ikuko: Persuasion {+4 Very Attractive, -1 Deathly Pallor, +2 Most High, +2 Fine Attire, -2 Blind, +2 Charismatic, +1 Cultured} [1d12+8 = 15]
[TOWER] Kazuki -> Smarts {-2 Pool Effect} (Wound Penalty -2, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d6-5 = -1]
Ikuko pulls Akemi aside.
Ikuko starts to giggle.
Yama: Getting late, you want to rest here, or move out of cannibal estate filled with trapped souls of devoured humans?
Yama shrugs.
Kazuki: I think we should leave the estate
Ikuko: There are beds inside
Hida Sashimi: Leaving sounds goos
Ikuko: real beds
Ikuko: I think we should stay
Yama: Me no care, ghosts don't bother me.
Kazuki: I'll sleep outside the estate, thank you very much
Kazuki: But first, do you know first aid, Yama?
Akemi: Yes, I'm thinking outside the estate is a good plan, maybe we should go back to our camp?
Ikuko: I call the big bed then!
Ikuko: Aw.
Ikuko: You guys are no fun
Hida Sashimi: Let's go back to camp, honey. I need to change
Akemi: More like put something on...
Hida Sashimi: That too
Kazuki: Yeah, let's head out
Yama looks at Kazuki.
Yama: Hmm...I know few things.
Yama: You need sleep, good food, probably some bandages.
Kazuki: Sounds good
Yama: I recommend you not drink alcohol and thin blood.
Daichi: Drinking is good for a man, makes him stronger
Kazuki: "And" or "Or"?
Yama offers Kazuki a wooden sprig.
Yama: Chew this, it make you feel little better.
Yama heads back to the camp.
Akemi follows Yama.
Kazuki takes it
Akemi: Hida, I was thinking that it was time to get you some new clothes anyway.
Akemi: I think you would look much better in a dark green.
Hida Sashimi: Oh? You think so?
Ikuko: We can buy him something on our shopping trip!
Akemi: Great idea Ikuko!
Akemi looks at Hida.
Akemi: I was so nervous when we were separated. The forest grew very dark and scary. Yama told me we had to run and we did...but I was very tired and at one point I stopped to rest. I think I passed out at that point, because when I woke up it was several hours later and I was in a cave.
Akemi: No idea how I ended up there, but Yama found me and we came to the estate.
Hida Sashimi: I'm glad you're alright
Akemi: I'm glad you are okay also, even if you are walking around naked from the waist down.
Hida Sashimi: You use to like me that way lol
Ikuko: Don't worry, I'm the only other woman here and I can't see
Ikuko: It's nothing you haven't seen before
Hida Sashimi: Let's get back to camp before it gets too dark
The group arrives in camp without further incident.
Campaign saved.