Chat log started at 2.2.2010 / 18:29:00

Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Today, February 2nd, is a significant day historically for this campaign. February 2nd is the day that Field Marshall Paulus and the German 6th Army surrendered to Soviet forces, effectively ending the Battle of Stalingrad.
[w] MacGyverovich -> Ivan: do you really want me to do my worst?
[w] Ivan -> MacGyverovich: yes please have fun. =3
MacGyverovich: nah, i'll wait for mike. he might deserve it more
After the mysterious BPO soldiers leave with Mac, a relative calm comes over the area.
Pavel: Is it even calm around me?
Oleg: Shut up Pavel.
Ivan: You two need to stop meesing around. We have no CO at the moment, and we should try act professional no?
Without clear direction and no obvious chain of command, the squad finds itself rather bored and unsure of what to do.
Nikolai: Am I awake?
GM: Yes
Nikolai: Then I march over to the Cellar, and drink enough to pass back out.
Dmitri: denied
Dmitri: you still haven't paid for your last drinks
Nikolai: I work it off with sex. Irina said that was a valid option.
Pavel: What?
Oleg: Whoa!
Dmitri: NO
Boris: Wait, can I get some of that?
Nick (MacGyverovich): TMI!!
Dmitri: I'll give you a hint: It's not with Irina
Ivan: BWA HA HA! (is happy to have such a squad)
Oleg: (looks suspiciously at Nikolai and scrawny looking dog rooting at garbage outside the Cellar)
Ivan: 0.o
Boris: Comrade Ivan, what shall we do? We have no leader.
Pavel: Don't worry, I'm in charge.
Oleg: Shut up Pavel.
Nikolai: (passes out)
Ivan: I say we make the one with the most wounds in charge. He is one who knows how to give all to comrade stalin!
Ivan: eyes around
Dmitri: not me
Ivan: By Vodka! thats me!
Nick (MacGyverovich): that would be me, moron
Oleg: Hey, that's cheating, we're redshirts and die after 1 wound.
Kazemi (Dmitri): lol
Boris: Me tool. Me salute new leader. All hail Ivan! (prostrates himself)
Pavel: For a second there, I thought he "prostated himself" that sounds painful.
Ivan: Ivan can be seen counting fingers and mumbling. He appears to be like a computer stuck on an infinite loop. That problem was too much!
Ivan: Aight then. Let's find someone who can help restore us to fighin form!
Nikolai: (mumbles in his sleep) Need Vodka.
[w] MacGyverovich: When do I come back into the picture?
[w] -> MacGyverovich: After five days of game time have passed.
Ivan: Dmitri, where is a good place for some bandages around here?
[w] -> MacGyverovich: Which hopefully will not take all night...
Pavel: They have bandages at the Cellar. I saw them.
Ivan: Aight then. Did anyone find some "currency" as of late =)?
Ivan: otherwise its "field trip" time.
Dmitri: There should be plenty of loot right now
Dmitri: Notice [Critical failure!] [1d4 = 1]
Ivan: LOOT! Wheres?
Dmitri is using a benny
Dmitri: Notice [1d4 = 7]
Ivan: Notice [1d4 = 6]
Kazemi (Dmitri): significantly better
Tack (Ivan): Ha! used a bennie already!
TADM: Mike needs those extra bennies to make up for suck-tastic rolling.
Kazemi (Dmitri): yeah, I only have 4 left. What am I going to do?
Dmitri: explores the battle area for lootable goods
Dmitri: Stealth [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): so I don't get shot
MacGyverovich: Notice [1d8 = 5]
Mac notices that he is in an operating room. All of the female nurses weigh at least 250 pounds and have more hair coming from their armpits than they do from their heads.
Kazemi (Dmitri): that explains where all of our rations are going
Ivan: Just remember, weapons are no good for anything comrades, nazi ones at least.
TADM: I recommend that Mac not make any more Notice checks for a while. The nurses get naked at night...
Tack (Ivan): lol
Kazemi (Dmitri): ugh
Pavel: Soviet Infantry: Notice [1d6 = 7]
With some great help from Pavel, Oleg, and Boris, along with some good scavenging rolls, over the course of the next couple days the group finds about $75 in salvage (each)
Kazemi (Dmitri): awesome!
TADM: So stick that on your character sheets.
Kazemi (Dmitri): I didn't even get to spend my loot the last time
Tack (Ivan): give it to the wound sponge
[w] -> Ivan: Make a Vigor check.
Nick (MacGyverovich): um, that's you idiot
Ivan: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): Ah am unwounded
Ivan: Who wants to waste all your heard earned treasure?!?!?
TADM: Sorry, I was marveling at the fact hat technically speaking...Ivan just died from his wounds.
Tack (Ivan): LOL WHAT? NOOOOO Benny!
Ivan is using a benny
Kazemi (Dmitri): lol
Ivan: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): WOO
Tack (Ivan): =0
Ivan is using a benny
Ivan: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): LOOK WHO'S SPENDING BENNIES NOW
Ivan: Yes on the border of life and death lol
Well, I guess we will call that a "tie" and let Ivan live.
Kazemi (Dmitri): lol
Ivan: XD
Kazemi (Dmitri): luckily, Ivan had already lost the organs that would have been damaged due to a childhood accident
Technically though, since Ivan is at a -3 penalty to Vigor checks, whenever he makes a Vigor check if he rolls <=3 he suffers another wound, which will kill him.
Tack (Ivan): LOL
Kazemi (Dmitri): LOL
Tack (Ivan): wouldnt it be -2 though?
My mistake, yes, -2, so a <=2 on the Vigor check will kill him. You can have your bennies back.
Kazemi (Dmitri): lol
Tack (Ivan): Bah Dimitri! You and your puny bennies!
Boris: This is a brutal game system. Can I be a redshirt in DND instead?
Kazemi (Dmitri): and my remarkable skill for not being hit
GM: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
GM: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 5]
Just then a sniper shot hits Boris, dropping him to the ground and leaving him stunned.
Boris: Wait, all I said was DND!
Kazemi (Dmitri): a good point
Kazemi (Dmitri): but you're alive and unwounded
Boris: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): where in DnD you would be dead
Nick (MacGyverovich): A piece of rubble falls from the ceiling and crushes him. Rock falls. Boris dies.
Pavel: Sniper! Get down, get behind cover!
Kazemi (Dmitri): Rock falls, Boris stunned
Dmitri: ducks
Oleg: I think we are safe as long as we don't refer to another game system.
The sniper leaves the area. The rest of the day passes uneventfully.
[w] MacGyverovich: three down, two to go
Kazemi (Dmitri): what is available for purchase at the Celler?
At this point, you hooligans have been left unsupervised for three days.
[w] MacGyverovich: or not...
Dmitri: I suppose we better go report in on the inactivity...
GM: Pretty much anything you want that is not a gun or ammunition.
Ivan: Hooligans! I mean comrades! to the Cellar, let us waste all of our hard work!
Dmitri: IN SHIFTS
Dmitri: Ivan, you get second shift
Kazemi (Dmitri): redshirts?
TADM: No Kazemi, you cannot buy redshirts at the Cellar.
Kazemi (Dmitri): they count as ammo, then?
TADM: Livestock.
Oleg: HEY NOW!
Nick (MacGyverovich): You don't have a mancannon...yet
Ivan: But I want to go now! Wait, I thought youse said I was in charge!?
Dmitri: Not anymore
Dmitri: Oleg, Pavel, Nikolai: you three can go take a break.
Ivan: What the hell comrade. What is the meaning of this?
[w] Dmitri: Oleg Make sure you and Pavel get Nikolai out of there before he does too much damage
Oleg, Pavel, and Nikolai cheerfully run over to the Cellar.
Dmitri: You're a REAL MAN aren't you, Ivan?
[w] -> Dmitri: (from Oleg) Sure thing quasi-boss.
Ivan: If by real you mean foolish and "about to die..." then yes.
Dmitri: Then you gotta be out here, ready to kill some Nazis
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: Greetings comrades, I have decided to stop by and check on you.
Ivan: Salutes
Nick (MacGyverovich): haha party's over
Dmitri: Good afternoon, Comrade Commissar
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: After all, your corporal is dead, so one of you must be in charge now. Who is that?
Kazemi (Dmitri): YES
Ivan: Greetings Commissar!
Ivan: DEAD!???!
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: [2d10 = 100]
GM: Wow, I just rolled a 100 on the random mission generator....
Kazemi (Dmitri): lol
Kazemi (Dmitri): does it go that high?
Tack (Ivan): Mission, KILL HITLER
TADM: It is a D100.
Tack (Ivan): 72 hour limit. GO!
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: So comrades, how are you doing without a leader? And again I ask, who is in charge now?
Dmitri: I suppose I was filling the place of leader
Dmitri: I was actually going to go see if I could find you or one of our other commanders in a few hours
Dmitri: three days is my limit for just waiting
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: I see. This did not occur to you for the past three days until I came to check on you?
Ivan: meh, let the silly shooty man have his fancy words with commissar.....
Ivan: ha ha! Shooty man walked himself into own corner! Bwhahah
Dmitri: I never doubted that my superiors had everything under control and according to plan
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: Captain Petrovich is very distraught at the absence of reports. He suggested you be shot for treason.
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: However, I explained that you were illiterate and therefore incapable of writing a report. So I came to get it in person.
Dmitri: Thank you, sir
Dmitri: My appologies, it won't happen again
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: I expect not Private.
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: So things are going well here?
Nick (MacGyverovich): Make sure he holds his hand, or he'll get lost
Dmitri: yes, it's been inactive and without signs of German patrols
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: Very well. Carry on then.
Commissar Vasily Ivanovich: (leaves)
Ivan: 0.o
Ivan: YOU ARE HEARTLESS BASTARD DIMITRI
Dmitri: why am I heartless?
Ivan: You told him nothing of your comrades struggles with hunger and with their wounds for Russia
Dmitri: That would be pushing it
Ivan: speak for yourself, this squad needs help!
Ivan: seems a little cranky. Being critical for a few days may do that
Dmitri: We have the loot necesary to get treated
Dmitri: I really don't have any need for most of my stuff anyways, so we can use my fund as a backup for the next healing
Ivan: But we need some of that for food! that's only 3 meals total. o.o
[w] -> Ivan: You could also make some survival checks...
Kazemi (Dmitri): Have we received any rations for the last couple days? I'm not sure if the entire army forgot about us or whether the pieces were just not communicating with each other.
[w] Ivan: but he stepped up, he needs to have some responsibilit for us now :3
The squad has received 1 partial ration pack a day. Just enough to avoid having to make Starvation checks.
Ivan: Bah, silly Dimitri. If CO won't provide for me, then this mighty country will!
Ivan: Survival [1d6 = 4]
Kazemi (Dmitri): lol
Tack (Ivan): Ah ha! A mighty 2! Take that, harsh environ!
Nick (MacGyverovich): so what are the three redshirts doing? do they need to be rescued from themselves?
Kazemi (Dmitri): I'm hoping they're going to return now
Ivan: Common Dimitri, let's goto the cellar. =|
Dmitri: Ivan, leave your money here and bring'm back
Dmitri: I'll give ya $5 and then you and Boris can head down there for a bit
Boris: Yay me!
Dmitri: I kinda just want to make sure you come back...
Ivan: ....5$? What the hell bro....er...comrade. How about this!?
Ivan: Taunt [Critical failure!] [1d6 = 1]
Tack (Ivan): 0.o
TADM: LOL
Dmitri: yeah, dropped to $4
TADM: LOL
Ivan: Ivan is scared of his own voice now. You suddenly have a mute, injured semi-sober soldier under your command
Kazemi (Dmitri): semi-sober? what have you had to drink?
Dmitri: Go on down and hurry back, we can't leave only 2 people here for long
Tack (Ivan): A real comrade is never sober
Kazemi (Dmitri): I'll quote you on that later
Ivan: Is huddled in the corner. Can't move. Too scared.
The night passes uneventfully. Unless someone does something to change that.
The next morning Commissar Anatoly Titov shows up with 2 Soviet soldiers carrying a DP1928 LMG.
Tack (Ivan): Thanks Dmitiri. No love for his comrade there. COULD get me some attention. Oh no...
Commissar Anatoly Titov: Greetings comrades.
Kazemi (Dmitri): WHAT IS THAT?!
Kazemi (Dmitri): Seriously, I don't know if that's a gun or a helicopter
Nick (MacGyverovich): oooh a light machine gun. fun!
Ivan: Good Morning Commissar!
Commissar Anatoly Titov: I would like to introduce you to Anton and Alexei. They are newly arrived to our fair city.
Commissar Anatoly Titov: They have brought with them an LMG to assist your squad. You will find it to be a valuable addition to your firepower.
Anton: Hi there
Alexei: Hail comrades
Nick (MacGyverovich): That's why the redshirts went to the Cellar! To breed more redshirts!!
Ivan: Ahoy Anton! Hail Alexi! Welcome!
Boris: Cool gun! Can I touch it?
Anton: No.
Dmitri: Valuable indeed. Greetings comrades.
Commissar Anatoly Titov: Now...you. (Points at Dmitri) Come with me. Leave your gun here.
Dmitri: Yes sir
Pavel: Oh sheet!
Oleg: Bye Dmitri, nice knowing you.
[w] Dmitri -> Ivan: Should I take my grenade with me?
Nikolai: (waves to Dmitri)
[w] Ivan -> Dmitri: yes
[w] Dmitri -> Ivan: It's not actually a gun
Anton: Where should we set up this gun?
Dmitri: Sets gun down, follows
Anton: Have you fought many Krauts?
Ivan: YES.
Ivan: Though fight is hardly the word i'd use for crushing those worms!
The Commissar takes Dmitri to an NKVD interrogation facility. Where he is questioned about his lack of status reports and a report of him going AWOL.
Kazemi (Dmitri): D'OH
Kazemi (Dmitri): here come the bennies...
TADM: Make a persuasion roll Dmitri.
Ivan: Where were you two stationed?
Ivan: =0?
Anton: I was serving in Moscow, but Comrade Stalin sent me here.
Alexei: I carry Anton gun. Shoot things. Make stuff go boom. Hail comrade.
Ivan: Ah, and you Alexei?
Ivan: What is your last name Alexei! You look like my brother!?
Alexei: Blainkovich, I think.
Ivan: That is an odd name! Bwha ha ha!
Dmitri: Smarts [1d6 = 4]
[w] Dmitri: Would you suggest bennying on that?
[w] -> Dmitri: Depends on whether you think you can roll an 8 or not...
Kazemi (Dmitri): uh oh
Dmitri is using a benny
Dmitri: Spirit [1d4 = 7]
Kazemi (Dmitri): wait a second, didn't the last one not explode?
Dmitri is using a benny
Dmitri: Smarts [1d4 = 3]
Dmitri is using a benny
Dmitri: Smarts [1d4 = 2]
[w] Dmitri: smarts and spirit are the same for me
[w] Dmitri: thanks
[w] -> Dmitri: That's fine, there is a -2 penalty to all the rolls anyway, which is why you need an 9.
MacGyverovich: Smarts [1d10 = 23]
Dmitri: WOAH
Nick (MacGyverovich): hahahahahahaHAHA
Tack (Ivan): CONGRATULATIONS! YOU OUTWITTED BIG BLUE
Tack (Ivan): YOU WIN A FREE I-POD
[w] -> Dmitri: 8 DAMMIT, I mean 8!
[w] Dmitri: well, if I need an 8 I'm gonna try another benny
Dmitri is using a benny
Dmitri: Smarts [1d4 = 9]
Kazemi (Dmitri): WHEW
[w] -> Dmitri: Okay, so you get a -1 penalty for the next two days of game time, instead of the next 3 weeks of game time.
[w] -> Dmitri: If none of your rolls had been above a 4, you would have been executed.
[w] Dmitri: oh, neat
[w] Dmitri: -1 to rolls?
[w] -> Dmitri: Yes, -1 to all rolls.
The fourth day since Mac's departure passes uneventfully for everyone except Dmitri.
Ivan: I best take you two to our hang out! You look like you are thirsty!
Ivan: Come now, lets go to the cellar! First drink is on me!
Nick (MacGyverovich): let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to lobby, and have ourselves some snacks
Tack (Ivan): lol?
On the morning of the fifth day since Mac's departure the sun creeps over the horizon. With it several Soviet guards arrive, carrying Dmitri. They drop him at the doorstep to the house the squad is living in. He is covered in bruises and welts.
Boris: He is in bad shape.
Anton: I call dibs on his boots.
Nick (MacGyverovich): At dawn on the fifth day, look to the east
[w] -> Ivan: Make another Vigor check.
Tack (Ivan): Oh geesh lol
Ivan: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Nick (MacGyverovich): Damnit, I really hate misquoting stuff, especially LotR lines
[w] -> Ivan: Don't worry, some day you might recover from your wounds.
Alexei: (Me pick up scrawny guy and dump him somemwhere warm.)
[w] Ivan: Oleg I couldnt have tanken the newbs to the cellar in those days? =|?
[w] -> Ivan: Sure, that's fine.
Pavel: I think we should go through his pockets and look for loose change.
Dmitri: thanks Alexei
Ivan: Hey man, what did you say to Commissar?
Nick (MacGyverovich): The only change Pavel's looking for is a roll of quarters, or in Dmitri's case, a roll of dimes
Ivan: Youse musta said somethun pretty rough to get hit like dat!
Alexei: Yousa speaka my speak! Hail comrade.
Tack (Ivan): <3
Ivan: 0.o
[w] Dmitri: what did I end up saying?
[w] -> Dmitri: It didn't really matter.
Dmitri: I can't even remember
Dmitri: Saved my life, though
[w] MacGyverovich: when's my big entrance? can i ride back in a tank?
Ivan: Ok, well, we need to get you some help, and these two are drying up. I propose we go to the cellar
[w] -> MacGyverovich: Yep
As Ivan says that, you hear the unmistakable grinding of tank treads nearby.
Alexei: Make go boom!
Pavel: Wait, it is a T-34! It is a Russian tank!
Ivan: How do you know?
Nikolai: We hash tanks! Nun-sense
Pavel: I looked out the window....
Ivan: Have you had some water lately?
Oleg: Hey, don't you go using common sense and logic on the Players!
Pavel: Sorry.
[w] Dmitri: is my -1 in addition to the fatigue
[w] -> Dmitri: No, it is because of the Fatigue
Ivan: Hrm. better not suprise them. Lets stay put. =)
The T-34 grinds to a halt in the street between the Cellar and the Blockhouse the squad calls home.
MacGyverovich: pops the hatch
MacGyverovich: Thanks for the lift, comrades!
Ivan: MAC! YOURE ALIVE
Tank Commander: No problem comrade. Good luck!
Ivan: 0.0!
MacGyverovich: Give em hell.
Nikolai: Thish calls for a shell-a-brat-ory drinks
MacGyverovich: jumps off, and walks back to his troops
Tank Commander: (tank drives off)
Anton: Hello sir, my name is Anton, I am a machinegunner assigned to your squad.
Alexei: Me Alexei. Hail comrade.
MacGyverovich: Hello Anton and Alexei.
Dmitri: Hey, Mac-Comrade
Ivan: HOW DID HE DO THAT?
[w] MacGyverovich: oh dude, I just totally realized that I should play my character like I can read their minds!!
[w] -> MacGyverovich: That would be kind of funny.
Pavel: But you were blown up. Commissar Ivanovich told us so.
MacGyverovich: Um, if I was blown up, how would you guys have seen me being pulled from the rubble?
Dmitri: In pieces
Pavel: You were pulled from the rubble? I must have missed that part.
MacGyverovich: touches hand to head
Oleg: Duh, read the chat-log idiot.
MacGyverovich: No, Nikolai, you can't have any more vodka right now!
Pavel: If you were female Oleg, I would totally date you.
MacGyverovich: Pavel, stop thinking about Oleg that way...or any of us, for that matter.
Nikolai: I know...it's all drunk up. (hic) Good to see you sir (points at a spot about 4 feet to Mac's left)
Nick (MacGyverovich): Pavel = Donut. or Caboose. Not sure right now
MacGyverovich: What happened to...oh haha nevermind. Guess those answers didn't work for you either, did they Dmitri?
Dmitri: I think they worked better for me. I've still got no wounds
Dmitri: They just wouldn't let me sleep
MacGyverovich: cracks fingers
Ivan: .....
MacGyverovich: I'm sure we can fix that
Dmitri: I'm not out of luck yet
Boris: Incoming!
Sure enough, you hear the distinctive whine of a mortar shell arcing through the air.
Oleg: Boris, how do you to that?
Dmitri: How does he do that?
Kazemi (Dmitri): Muppet Treasure Island, anyone?
Tack (Ivan): Muppets ROCK
Nick (MacGyverovich): Tim Curry totally makes that movie
Kazemi (Dmitri): Indeed
Ivan: This is the cool part. We go through the sewers, then we get to PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
Ivan: LETS GO!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Ich mache dich tot! Fur der Furher!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 14]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 2]
MacGyverovich: Looks for incoming numbers and types
MacGyverovich: Notice [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 10]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 13]
Dmitri: Notice [1d4 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 7]
[w] MacGyverovich: You wanted Mac to show off as much as I did, didn't you? lol
Tack (Ivan): Im not doing a notice check, ill fall on my ass
Shots ring out throughout the house. It looks like at least a squad of Nazi Infantry is attacking you. They are hiding in cover well but you get a glimpse of their uniforms. They are elite SS Stormtroopers!
Ivan: KRAUTS A PLENTY!
Boris: (gurgle, gasp, fall over in pool of blood)
Kazemi (Dmitri): how far away are they?
Ivan: BORIS!!!!!
MacGyverovich: walks over to Boris
Oleg: (ugh - takes cover, seems shaken but not injured)
MacGyverovich: Psionics [1d4 = 7]
Kazemi (Dmitri): Excuse me?
GM: Dmitri is shaken for two wounds. Does he want to spend a benny?
Nick (MacGyverovich): :D
Tack (Ivan): he purchesd the proper handbook before he session!
MacGyverovich: Behold my upgrade!!
Dmitri is using a benny
Dmitri: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): *sigh*
Dmitri: I'm pretty much out for this fight
Tack (Ivan): 2 wounds? Naw, youre just getting started!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Yes! I killed a PC! I get to be a Wild Card now!
Tack (Ivan): lol
Dmitri: I'm not dead...
MacGyverovich: You guys are seriously going to make me waste all my powers healing you today?
MacGyverovich: runs to Dmitri
Ivan: blinks
MacGyverovich: Psionics [1d6 = 4]
Dmitri: I swear to Stalin, if you kill me I'm going to haunt you
MacGyverovich: I just healed you, dumbass
[w] Ivan: GM can i sneak out of the house for a little antic?
MacGyverovich: You hear a loud clap, and a dark wave seems to make the bullet wound smaller, but not healed entirely
[w] -> Ivan: Sure
[w] MacGyverovich: oops guess we know who should type that stuff :(
[w] Ivan: GM ok. before captain Mac can do anything, i will run out of the house and to the north slightly away from the cellar, and scream in English
Ivan: Agility [1d6 = 7]
Ivan: Kn English [1d4 = 7]
Kazemi (Dmitri): Kn English?
Ivan: "HELP! ME! IM A PRISONER!!!!!"
MacGyverovich: Alexei, Androv, set up that machine gun NOW!
MacGyverovich: Everyone else, start shooting some Krauts!!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Was? Ich spreche kein Englisch! Aber ich mache dich tot!
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
MacGyverovich
MacGyverovich: [3d6 = 11]
The enemy is 30 away for purposes of range this round. They are all in cover.
Nick (MacGyverovich): Which means none of the machine gunners hit
Anton: (fires with the machine gun a lot, hits nothing)
Alexei: Me think you want Suppressive Fire. Hail comrade!
[w] MacGyverovich: After Mac goes, I'm going to look that up
Nick (MacGyverovich): Oh, I have to do it
Oleg: You know, I like the stupid guy.
MacGyverovich: Targets nearest Nazi
MacGyverovich: Psionics [1d4 = 10]
Tack (Ivan): Unleash the pew pew!
Nick (MacGyverovich): BOOM!!
MacGyverovich: [3d6 = 15]
Tack (Ivan): WTF DICES!
MacGyverovich: Bolt X [3d6 = 13]
A ray of black light shoots from Mac's hand and strikes a Nazi, picking him up from the ground and throws him backwards through the air. Smoke rises from his corpse.
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): ACH! Mein Gott im Himmel! Was ist das?
Tack (Ivan): Hes gone postal!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 2]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 6]
Pavel: Ouch! (dives for cover)
Dmitri
Dmitri: How many Nazis are left?
GM: You are guessing 8.
Kazemi (Dmitri): can I see the commander?
Dmitri: Notice [1d4 = 5]
GM: You see one that looks like a sergeant.
Dmitri: I'll take a shot at him
Dmitri: Shooting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Kazemi (Dmitri): D'OH
GM: That would be a miss. Boris and Nikolai?
Kazemi (Dmitri): Nikolai will take a shot at them
Dmitri: [1d6 = 5]
GM: He misses.
Kazemi (Dmitri): I'll have Boris go cover the entrance and warn us if someone's flanking us
Boris: Got it!
Ivan
Pavel: Spirit [1d6 = 2]
GM: Pavel fails to recover from Shaken. Ivan and Oleg can act normally.
Ivan: Shoot at them!
Ivan: Shooting [1d6 = 2]
Tack (Ivan): RAWR A ZERO
Ivan: Oleg!
Ivan: [1d6 = 4]
GM: He misses.
GM: Did everyone subtract their ammo?
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Ivan
Nick (MacGyverovich): yep lol
Pavel: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
GM: Pavel is still shaken. Ivan and Oleg can go.
Ivan: SHOOT!!!
Ivan: Shooting [1d6 = 8]
GM: That hits.
Ivan: Oleg!
Ivan: [1d6 = 4]
GM: He misses.
Ivan: Mosin-Nagant damage [2d8 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Ha ha ha!
GM: You get the feeling your shoot had no effect.
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 11]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 2]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
[w] MacGyverovich -> Dmitri: why is you not on AIM? i imagine you have questions
[w] MacGyverovich -> Ivan: i imagine you have questions
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 26]
[w] Ivan -> MacGyverovich: nope
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 38]
Boris: (explodes like overripe melon)
[w] Dmitri: Not a single one
MacGyverovich: Damnit, I just healed him, too
Anton: (is shot through the head, exit wound is the size of a large donut)
Nick (MacGyverovich): Can the machinegun be manned by one person?
Tack (Ivan): wheres your powers now? =0!
[w] Dmitri -> MacGyverovich: Not a single one. I'm taking the Umineko approach to dealing with ridiculous things
[w] MacGyverovich -> Dmitri: the wha?
MacGyverovich
MacGyverovich: Goes over to help man the machinegun
MacGyverovich: Alexei! Suppressive fire!!
Alexei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MacGyverovich: [1d6 = 6]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 9]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 2]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 2]
Alexei: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
The DP1928 Light Machine Gun rips through the ground and cover with ease, as you watch Alexei operate it, you get the feeling this guy has a LOT of experience with Suppressive Fire.
In fact, he Suppresses the area so well, two of the Germans never move again.
Dmitri
Tack (Ivan): DOUBLE SMITE
Kazemi (Dmitri): did Boris get killed from shots coming from the exit or by incoming fire?
Dmitri: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Kazemi (Dmitri): I NEED BENNIES
Kazemi (Dmitri): THEY MAKE ME WHO I AM
GM: You have no idea.
Dmitri: Ivan, check the exit real quick. I can't move very well right now
Dmitri: takes a shot at the German who looks most important
Dmitri: Shooting [1d12 = 8]
GM: That hits
Dmitri: Mosin-Nagant damage [2d8 = 9]
Tack (Ivan): (im gone in another building)
GM: He dives for cover, apparently stunned.
Kazemi (Dmitri): wait, you're gone?
Kazemi (Dmitri): when did that happen?
Tack (Ivan): bout 2 rounds ago
Nikolai: Don't forget that I get an action.
Dmitri: Nikolai can take a shot as well
GM: [1d6 = 5]
GM: He misses.
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Dmitri
Kazemi (Dmitri): My entire vent thing just stopped working for some reason...
Kazemi (Dmitri): anyways...
Dmitri: checking behind me
Tack (Ivan): wait did I totally lose out that round?
Dmitri: Nikolai, keep supressive fire on them
Dmitri: Just outdo the machine gun and you'll be good
GM: No, you went first last round.
Dmitri: Sneaks back toward the exit
Dmitri: Stealth [1d6 = 9]
GM: You are super sneaky.
Dmitri: Notice [1d6 = 4]
Kazemi (Dmitri): to check for intruders
Dmitri: [1d6 = 5]
Kazemi (Dmitri): NIKOLAI
GM: It appears that Boris was shot by one of the attacking Germans.
Kazemi (Dmitri): from out front?
GM: Yes
Kazemi (Dmitri): OK
Dmitri: I'll head back and end my turn
GM: [1d6 = 5]
GM: [1d6 = 3]
GM: Whoops...well Nikolai misses with either of those rolls.
Ivan
Soviet Infantry: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
GM: Pavel is still stunned. Ivan and Oleg can act.
Ivan: Oleg, shoots and sends foul curses at the germans
Ivan: [1d6 = 1]
Pavel: I evidently suck at rolling D6 tonight.
Tack (Ivan): His supersoaker misses =)
Oleg: OMFG! Put that back in your pants Ivan!
Pavel: TMI!
Ivan: I will run out and scream "I AM A DIPLOMAT HALP!" and try to close on their little shindig
Ivan: Agility [1d6 = 8]
Ivan: Kn English [1d4 = 2]
Ivan is using a benny
Ivan: Kn English [1d6 = 3]
Ivan is using a benny
Ivan: Kn English [1d6 = 3]
Ivan is using a benny
Ivan: Kn English [1d4 = 5]
Nikolai: I'sh not drunk enough to thinks male nudity ish good.
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Was haben Sie sprachen! Ich kann Sie nicht verstehen!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 6]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
[w] MacGyverovich -> Ivan: the funny part is, all you had to do to get the zerg beam...is die first :)
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 6]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 15]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 6]
[w] Ivan -> MacGyverovich: lol youre going to be the first one to get pwned by bloodmages =) enjoy:)
GM: The Nazis move closer, and are now within 22 of the house. Fortunately all that movement results in them missing a lot.
GM: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [Raise] [3d8 = 9]
Mac is hit and Shaken, but not wounded.
MacGyverovich
Mac and Alexei. (Mac needs to check Spirit Check to lose Shaken)
MacGyverovich: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
GM: Mac recovers, but can perform no action. (Unless you spend a benny)
MacGyverovich is using a benny
MacGyverovich: Tries to determine the sergeant
MacGyverovich: Notice [1d8 = 6]
MacGyverovich: Alexei! Keep it up!
MacGyverovich: [1d6 = 2]
Alexei: (he sprays wildly with the gun, but fails to lay down effective Suppressive Fire)
GM: Mac clearly finds the Sergeant with his Notice check.
MacGyverovich: Aims for the sergeant
MacGyverovich: Hey! Here's a present for your Fuheur!
MacGyverovich: Psionics [1d4 = 3]
MacGyverovich is using a benny
MacGyverovich: Psionics [1d4 = 2]
MacGyverovich is using a benny
MacGyverovich: Psionics [1d6 = 5]
MacGyverovich: Bolt XDMG [3d6 = 19]
The Sergeant is engulfed in black flames, screams and runs from the battlefield toward the river, shrieking as he is burned alive by.
Pavel: Wow, sucks to be him.
Oleg: Remind me not to get Mac angry...
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Ivan
Ivan: Notice [1d6 = 4]
GM: Soviet Infantry: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
Tack (Ivan): How far is Ivan from them now?
Pavel: I still suck at rolling a D6.
[w] MacGyverovich -> Ivan: I wish I hadn't healed Boris first. I could have shot three of those at once :)
GM: You are probably about 10 from the nearest Nazi, within charge range.
[w] Ivan -> MacGyverovich: I understand. Its ok. =)
Ivan: CHARGE!
Ivan: Agility [1d4 = 5]
Ivan: Fighting [1d6 = 23]
GM: OH
GM: MY
GM: GOD
Kazemi (Dmitri): HOLY SHI---
Ivan: Knife damage [Raise] [3d6 = 17]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): (gurgle scram die)
Tack (Ivan): (Someday, I will be Andrej)
Oleg: I miss.
MacGyverovich
Nick (MacGyverovich): Supp fire
MacGyverovich: [1d6 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 2]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 6]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 6]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 6]
One Nazi is stunned diving for cover, the rest are fine.
MacGyverovich: Takes out my gun and aims at nearest nazi
MacGyverovich: Shooting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
GM: You clearly have trouble using conventional weapons.
Dmitri
Dmitri: Takes a shot!
Kazemi (Dmitri): at the germans, of course
Dmitri: Shooting [1d12 = 3]
Nikolai: I wish to take a shot also.
Dmitri: Do better than meeeeee
Pavel: Vodka doesn't count.
[w] MacGyverovich: even though it'll be a while b4 mac levels, can you raise one skill twice, or just two skills once?
Nikolai: Damn
[w] -> MacGyverovich: Two skills once.
Nikolai: [1d6 = 2]
Nikolai: That would be FAILURE
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 22]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 2]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 6]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): [1d10 = 8]
[w] MacGyverovich: Damn. No d8 Psionics...for now. I just have to remember to take the extra Power Points b4 i reach the next rank
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): [1d10 = 7]
GM: Alexei and Ivan are both shot once.
GM: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 5]
GM: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 9]
GM: Both of them are Shaken, but neither are wounded.
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Ivan
Pavel: Soviet Infantry: Spirit [1d6 = 2]
Ivan: [1d6 = 2]
Pavel: Still suck...
Ivan: Spirit [1d10 = 7]
Pavel: Ivan recovers, but can perform no actions.
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 21]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 13]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 5]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 16]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): [1d10 = 6]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): [1d10 = 3]
Ivan is hit, but the bullet ricochets off a nearby rock and it is a glancing blow. (No ill effects)
Mac is shot for a result of Shaken and two wounds.
GM: Yeah, you guys really need to kill Nazi #2. This party is getting pwned by a Redshirt Nazi.
Dmitri
Dmitri: Nikolai, get that Nazi!
Dmitri: Shooting [1d12 = 20]
Tack (Ivan): Dmitri is supposed to be our precision killer.
Dmitri: Mosin-Nagant damage [Raise] [3d8 = 12]
Nikolai: [1d6 = 2]
Nikolai: That misses
MacGyverovich
Dmitri: that's because his head exploded before your bullet got there
Alexei: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
MacGyverovich: Spirit [1d6 = 10]
Mac and Alexei both recover. Mac can perform an action this turn.
MacGyverovich: Shooting [1d4 = 2]
Tack (Ivan): (mario death noise)
GM: That pigeon just exploded.
Round 6
Dealing cards...
MacGyverovich was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get:
GM: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
MacGyverovich
MacGyverovich: alexei shoots
MacGyverovich: [3d6 = 6]
MacGyverovich: [2d8 = 7]
Alexei: (opens fire with the LMG, one Nazi is shaken)
MacGyverovich: Shooting [Critical failure!] [1d4 = 1]
TADM: YES!
MacGyverovich: WTF!
Tack (Ivan): Another Whammy!
GM: This has made my day!
GM: Roll damage.
GM: Don't forget the +2 bonus.
MacGyverovich: Mosin-Nagant damage [2d8 = 12]
Mac slips with his gun and it discharges, right into his leg. He crumples to the ground, screaming in pain.
Dmitri: Klutz
Pavel: Someone take his gun away from him! He clearly lost all ability to use it.
[w] MacGyverovich: can i use my armor ability before it goes off?
Kazemi (Dmitri): Do it before he shoots us!
Oleg: Wow, as long as he is shooting at us, we are safe.
[w] -> MacGyverovich: Nope.
[w] MacGyverovich: nevermind. not enough points, anyway
Dmitri
Dmitri: Shooting one of the active Nazi
Nikolai: I shoot the Shaken one.
Dmitri: Shooting [1d12 = 11]
Nikolai: [1d6 = 2]
Nikolai: And miss.
GM: Dmitri hits with a Raise.
Dmitri: Mosin-Nagant damage [Raise] [3d8 = 13]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): (Gurgle argh sigh.)
Ivan
Pavel: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
Dmitri: Hey, Ivan, how many do you have?
Ivan: DIE YOU KRAUT PIGS! WHOS NEXT!
Dmitri: I've gotten two!
Pavel: Wow, I recover. I can do something next turn.
Ivan: Fighting [1d6 = 8]
Ivan: Knife damage [2d6 = 3]
GM: You poke a Nazi, inflicting a grievous papercut.
Oleg: Shoot a Nazi standing near Ivan.
Oleg: [1d6 = 7]
Oleg: I hit. Ivan totally owes me!
Oleg: I saved a PCs life!
Oleg: Mosin-Nagant damage [2d8+1 = 12]
Tack (Ivan): YAY!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): (gurgle, argh, gurgle, bleed, ooze, die)
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): [1d8 = 7]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 2]
Nikolai is shot. He apparently is so drunk he doesn't notice.
Kazemi (Dmitri): That's our Nikolai
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): (or I rolled min damage, one of the two)
Round 7
Dealing cards...
Ivan
Ivan: Shoot the closest nazi
Ivan: Shooting [1d6 = 3]
Tack (Ivan): Ok shoot for comic effect
Pavel: [1d6 = 5]
Oleg: [1d6 = 1]
Pavel: Soviet Infantry: Mosin-Nagant damage [2d8+1 = 8]
GM: Pavel hits one and stuns him.
MacGyverovich
MacGyverovich: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
GM: Because of the -2 penalty, that is actually a failure.
MacGyverovich: -2, or -1 b/c of Fatalism?
GM: You are at 3 wounds. -2 with Fatalism.
MacGyverovich: okay. n/m
MacGyverovich: [3d6 = 8]
GM: That is a whole lot of missing.
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Spirit [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Kar 98K Rifle damage [2d8 = 6]
GM: Dmitri is hit and shaken.
Dmitri
Dmitri: Spirit (Wound Penalty -1, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d4-2 = 3]
Nikolai: [1d6 = 3]
Nikolai: I miss.
Round 8
Dealing cards...
Dmitri
Dmitri: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
[w] MacGyverovich -> Dmitri: how'd you get it to include the penalties?
Ivan: I WILL REDEEM MY TAUNT!
Ivan: On the closest nazi
Nikolai: [1d6 = 2]
MacGyverovich
MacGyverovich: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
Nick (MacGyverovich): nope
[w] Dmitri -> MacGyverovich: click the mini button by your wounds
MacGyverovich: [3d6 = 15]
MacGyverovich: [1d6 = 2]
[w] Dmitri -> MacGyverovich: then click the star button at the top right
MacGyverovich: [2d8 = 13]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): [1d4 = 4]
[w] MacGyverovich -> Dmitri: huh. that's pretty nice
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): RPG-43 damage (Wound Penalty -3) [3d6-3 = 8]
Alexei: Hah! I got one comrade. I have killed...uh...1...2... uh...what comes after 2?
Pavel: I like the stupid guy.
Pavel: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Pavel: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Throwing [1d6 = 3]
Oleg: Grenade!
Oleg: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Stielhandgranate damage [3d6-2 = 1]
Wow. that is a dud grenade. It did 1 - YES "ONE" damage on 3d6.
Ivan
Ivan: Taunt [1d6 = 11]
Ivan: TASTE MY VODKA BREATH YA WEAKSAUCE KRAUT!
Ivan: =P
GM: Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Smarts [1d6 = 1]
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): Eek! I surrender!
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): (throws down his weapon)
Tack (Ivan): Lol what! No way!
Oleg: Well that was unexpected.
Pavel: Wow.
Nick (MacGyverovich): Um, do we actualy take prisoners?
Dmitri: NOBODY SUSPECTS THE RUSSIAN INQUISITION
Tack (Ivan): Yah. theres a pretty strict law here. =|
With the surrender of the last Nazi, an eerie quiet settles over the battlefield.
GM: Prisoners are supposed to be turned over to the Commissars.
MacGyverovich: How are the wounded redshirts doing?
Dmitri: Let's go
GM: They are very dead.
Dmitri: who's least wounded?
Ivan: Ill nab some of the dead nazis uniforms for stuff to handcuff the prisoner
[w] MacGyverovich: what do I roll to try to a) remove shaken, and b) try to heal people before the "golden hour" ends?
Nazi SS Infantry (exp): (appears very afraid of the ferocious Russian taunting, especially being taunted a second time)
[w] -> MacGyverovich: It is automatically removed at the end of combat. Since you are too low on Power Points for a heal check, you can try a normal Heal check on people.
[w] -> MacGyverovich: It is a -3 to try and heal either Ivan or Dmitri and a -4 for yourself.
Tack (Ivan): Is the survivor incapacitated?
No, he is not incapacitated.
Ivan: Agility [1d4 = 11]
You dextrously tie him up, he will probably have to be cut free of your cunning knot.
Ivan: Here! Dmitri! Search this man
[w] MacGyverovich -> Ivan: do you want healing?
Ivan: You are far more sneaky than I
[w] Ivan -> MacGyverovich: sure
Dmitri: Notice [1d4 = 11]
MacGyverovich: Investigation (Wound Penalty -3) [1d4-3 = 2]
MacGyverovich: healing Ivan. cross your fingers
MacGyverovich: Healing (Wound Penalty -3) [1d6-3 = 2]
With your quick inspection of the prisoner, you determine that he is better fed than you, wears size 9 shoes, belongs to the SS 6th Division, has two fillings, walks with a slight limp to his left, writes right handed, weighs approximately 172 pounds, smokes American cigarettes, and does not smell like Vodka at all.
[w] Ivan -> Dmitri: What are the fillings made of Dmitri?
His last meal was army rations, and it seems like he is having both regular bladder and bowel movements.
He has brown wavy hair, green eyes, and likes musicals.
Pavel: Wait wait wait...
Oleg: Hey, if the prisoner and Dmitri need a room, I'm going over to the Cellar.
Nikolai: I'm going over to the Cellar anyway.
Dmitri: Nikolai, come with me
Nick (MacGyverovich): okay, since i can't pick up a d4 and d6 at once off-screen, this is to satisfy my curiousity
Dmitri: We'll bring this guy down to the Comissars
Ivan: Wait wait wait
[w] Ivan -> Dmitri: do you share that knowledge with me?
MacGyverovich: Healing [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Dmitri: Yes?
[w] Dmitri: except for the musicals, yes
Ivan: Ok, I will punch the dude in the face and try to pry out his filled teeth with my knife. SAVAGE!
[w] Dmitri -> Ivan: except for the musicals, yes
Ivan: It is wartime, after all
Dmitri: OI!
Ivan: Strength [1d6 = 8]
Dmitri: Fighting (Wound Penalty -1, Fatigue Penalty -1) [1d6-2 = 1]
You scavenge the gold fillings from his teeth.
Ivan: Ok. Im done. =3
MacGyverovich: Which of you is going to get the Commissar?
Nikolai: Paper rock scissors!
Dmitri: Black hole, I win
Nick (MacGyverovich): Rock paper scissors lizard spock!
Dmitri: I can take Nikolai and we can bring this guy over to the Comissars
MacGyverovich: Good man
Nikolai: Okay
Ivan: Thanks!
Dmitri and Nikolai turn the prisoner over to Commissar Titov.
Ivan: IMMA FEAST TONIGHT!
This brings a close to the month of September. When the squad awakens the next morning, it is the first of October, and the air has a definite chill to it.
[w] MacGyverovich: rolling for nightmares. 1 or 2 is failure
MacGyverovich: [1d6 = 6]
[w] MacGyverovich: Yay sleep!
[w] -> MacGyverovich: Yep.
Tack (Ivan): Can i go spend my newfound wealth that eve?
MacGyverovich: No
TADM: Yes.
Tack (Ivan): Swoot!
Nick (MacGyverovich): ...I mean Yes, Prime Minister DM
Ivan: Yah ill subtract 25$ in salvage for a meal
Tack (Ivan): No really I just wanted to dump some of the cash. Nothing special
TADM: Okay, if there is anything any wants to do let me know, otherwise I will assign XP and we can call it a night.
TADM: Someday your squad might get actual medical care...
[w] Dmitri: what was the Comissar's reaction to the prisoner?
MacGyverovich: sounds good. wait, if I get my points back, I...oh crap, can't heal
Tack (Ivan): Im good
[w] -> Dmitri: They were surprised to see him, and congratulated you on your efforts.
Nick (MacGyverovich): I'm good too
MacGyverovich: Armor damage [2d4 = 6]
Pavel: Strength [1d8 = 6]
Pavel: Knife damage [2d8 = 3]
Campaign saved.