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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
The Lt. heads off for vacation.
Withers: Have fun in Saigon everyone, my family is in Okinawa, so I am going to visit them there.
Withers leaves for an airplane to Okinawa.
Hogpile: Woohoo! Saigon! Yay! Cold beer and hot women!
Packmule: Sign me up for that!
Mini-Samson: YAY!
Tyran Drenski: BEER!!!
Tyran Drenski: FOOD!!!
Dugan: I remember this one time my pa said see ya in sayonara... is that near okinawa?
Tyran Drenski: I am not so much up for VD though.
Colwyn O'Reilly recommends "double bagging it"
Ranger Richard: I think thats the capital of the whole Okinanwa Islands Duganwa
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: I love your pic...it is so in charater
Ranger Richard: wow how did my wa get moved to behind Dugan's name
[w] Dugan -> Tyran Drenski: sometimes you just gotta go with the flow
Dhu (Dugan): hey! watch it where you put your wa!
Ranger Richard: okay Ben
An Army Captain shows up and hands each of you $1000 in Military Scrip Currency, which converts to about 6500 South Vietnamese Dong.
Ranger Richard: He said Dong
Dugan: you said Dong
Tyran Drenski: If dong is money out here....
This is probably more money than some of your characters have ever seen.
TADM: Yes, "Dong" is the name of the South Vietnamese currency.
Tyran Drenski: what is dung?
Ranger Richard: must mean we will go out in style!
Tyran Drenski: Do you know how many books I can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyran Drenski: and women
Tyran Drenski: ofcourse women...ya
Ranger Richard: maybe some more jade statues
He then leaves before the glassy-eyed expression on Dugan's face offsets the smoke coming from his ears as he tries to count it.
Tyran Drenski: You think Rocky's got a brother?
Ranger Richard: I bet a whole family
Mini-Samson: I don't suppose they have casinos in Saigon?
Hogpile: They have EVERYTHING in Saigon.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Huh... monopoly money... look, it even says "Milton Bradley"
Tyran Drenski: Wow, Roc you might have a family!!
Hogpile looks happier than anyone has seen him before.
Dugan: is this the "liberation" d?ng ? or the original d?ng?
Colwyn O'Reilly: You know Hog, if I charge 1000 Dong for each time I've saved your life...
Ranger Richard: Now Mini-Sampson, as an investor let me l\tell you about giving me some of your money so I can invest for your retirment
Mini-Samson looks skeptically at Richard.
Hogpile: The Lt. said we had to go to Saigon for relaxation, the next flight leaves in 20 minutes. Be there or clean latrines!
Hogpile runs out the door.
Tyran Drenski: I want a case of those "syringes"!
Ranger Richard: runs past Hogpile to plane
GM: Good luck on that...those syringes are WAY more expensive than all the party's current assets combined.
Dugan: ambles over to the plane
Ranger Richard: aww comeon Mini S my Granpda owns this cool company going places called Enron.
Packmule: Wow, that company sounds completely reputable, I will buy stock in it!
Tyran Drenski runs packs (including Rocky) and loads on the plane
Dugan: Better yet, Mini S, you could go halvsies with me on some Ocean Front property in Arizona.
Dugan: From the front porch you can see the sea.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): darn...
Mini-Samson eyes twitch. You'd swear you've seen that expression before on someone named "Samson"
Colwyn O'Reilly: Isn't packmule dead?
Colwyn O'Reilly pokes packmule "are you dead?"
Tyran Drenski: Or packmule pay me to be your bodyguard
Colwyn O'Reilly heads toward the waiting plane
Packmule: Umm...I'm not dead yet!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Apparently, you're not packmule. good job not dying
Tyran Drenski: Do you feel happy?
So here's the important tidbit before you get on the plane to Saigon: All weapons and gear are confiscated (Drenski can keep Rocky) this is not a combat mission. So you have just your fatigues, boots, hat (not helmet), and wallet full of cash.
Tyran Drenski: It is a little scary the medic does not remember who he saves.
Dugan: what about a knife? do I have my knife?
Hogpile stores wallet in waist belt that goes underneath shirt. Sticks spare (empty) wallet in back pants pocket.
Dugan: Takes his box of crayons in case he gets bored
GM: Nope, no knife, nothing. There is no reason to carry a knife in Saigon.
Dhu (Dugan): that's a laugh
GM: A box of crayons is perfectly acceptable.
TADM: No kidding.
Dugan: also packs his bobby pin
TADM: Now that is a great plan.
Dugan has been awarded a benny
Colwyn O'Reilly brings along the 3 packs of cigarettes and 10 condoms he acquired somewhere
Colwyn O'Reilly: No Dugan, you may not "borrow" any condoms. I do not want them back when you are done with them
Ranger Richard: I feel so naked
The trip to Saigon is very uneventful. The plane lands. Hogpile "appropriates" a jeep.
Ranger Richard: good job Hogpile
Hogpile: Drenski, you drive. I'll take shotgun. Everyone else pile in the back.
Tyran Drenski packs money and ID only into his front pocket and loads the his completely empty wallet in the back pocket.
Mini-Samson: Hey I'll catch you all later, I'm going to stop at the base PX and pick up some letters, write home to the folks, etc.
Mini-Samson: I'll catch you tomorrow.
Mini-Samson heads off.
Tyran Drenski: AWESOME Hog lets go!!
Colwyn O'Reilly doesn't even bother with a wallet and crams all his cash into a special "medic" pocket in his BDUs.
Colwyn O'Reilly: including his ID.
Dugan: stashes his dongs in the dong sack that he carries for just such an occasion
GM: Driving check to navigate Saigon, which is filled with several thousand scooters, bicycles, and rickshaws.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): So my guess is the medic pocket is like a bra purse?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): watch me kill everyone....
Tyran Drenski: Driving [1d6 = 7]
Dugan: nice driving Ty
Tyran Drenski: Plays "Low Rider"
GM: Drenski was obviously a New York Cab driver before being drafted.
[w] Dugan: afk for a min
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Yes!
Hogpile: Okay, so turn left here, then right at the next street.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): yes, it's like a bra purse. Only for manly medic men.
Hogpile: We get across that bridge and that takes us to this awesome resort-like hotel. Gambling, hot women, great food, good beer, it is like mini-Heaven!
Packmule: And you know this why?
Tyran Drenski: Sounds good! (does as instructed)
Tyran Drenski: Yeah good question...
Hogpile: About a year ago, the squad came here. That was back when Sarge was with us, Withers was an E-3, and...man I miss some of those guys.
[w] Dugan: back
Hogpile: You know, Bookworm, Kenner, Alberts, Smith.
Hogpile: They were good troopers. It is up to us to keep the tradition alive and spend all our money today, that we might die tomorrow!
Packmule: Umm...what about this investment thing?
Hogpile: When I am back home, then I'll worry about investments.
Dugan: don't worry... there's plenty of that property in Arizona
Colwyn O'Reilly: And realistically, none of this money is useful back in the world
Hogpile directs Drenski to a six story building called, "Eight Immortals Inn" that looks like someone found some pictures of Las Vegas and decided to try and combine several parts of the Strip into a single location. As a result, it is a garish and ludicrous collection of architecture, neon signs, and art deco that makes anyone with a sense of decency or design to cringe.
Colwyn O'Reilly cringes
Dugan: is oblivious
Tyran Drenski looks well scared a VD is going to run out to the car and bite him.
GM: As Drenski comes to a stop, several people claiming to be valets show up and ask for the keys to the jeep.
Hogpile: They...uh...don't have valet service. Learned that the hard way last time.
Tyran Drenski: I can park myself thanks
Hogpile directs Drenski to a nearby parking garage.
Tyran Drenski: Well should we check it out, then ah look at our options?
Tyran Drenski parks safey
Hogpile: Oh, in addition to keeping the keys, I would recommend..."fixing" the jeep so it can't be hotwired.
Packmule: Did you learn that the second time?
Hogpile tries to look innocent.
Hogpile: Maybe...
Tyran Drenski lifts the hood and removes the starter.
GM: Repair check
[w] Dugan: afk for the last time
Tyran Drenski: Repair [1d6 = 8]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Thank god for high rolls!!
GM: You successfully sabotage the jeep so only you can start it.
Hogpile: All right! Here we go kids!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Okay, now Drenski can't die
Tyran Drenski: Anything else???
Hogpile: Woohoo!
Hogpile runs across the street and into the "Eight Immortals Inn"
Packmule: I'm not sure we're the kids here.
Tyran Drenski laughs hard and out loud
Ranger Richard: how is it you change character pics?
Colwyn O'Reilly suddenly realizes that he weighs 82 pounds less and can actually walk
Tyran Drenski: hey Colwyn did you bring "rods"?
Colwyn O'Reilly: negative
Tyran Drenski: so the STD he gets will be a mystery until we get home...check...
Dugan: heads in after Hogpile ... gotta check this place out!
Upon entering the Eight Immortals Inn, you are assailed on all sides by the craziest collection of sights and sounds you have seen in quite some time....and that is saying a lot.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Guts [1d6 = 5]
There is a monstrous buffet filled with American and Vietnamese food to the right, a gambling hall to the left, and straight ahead is a huge dance floor. From where you are standing it looks like the farther back into the "dance" area you go, the less clothing the women are wearing. There are rows of private booths in the back.
Dhu (Dugan): are you old enough to know about places like this?
TADM: It's okay, I am covering Kitty's eyes so she can't read. I'm going on the theory that Richard's children are not old enough to read.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Shane is offended
TADM: Sorry Shane.
GM: Notice checks
Dugan: Notice [1d6 = 5]
GM: Since Richard is having technical difficulties, we'll assume he fails.
'RangerRichard' disconnected
'RangerRichard' connected
Colwyn O'Reilly: Notice [1d8 = 6]
Tyran Drenski: Notice (Good) [1d8 = 5]
GM: You all notice that Hogpile is at the slot machines, a beer in one hand and a casino "employee" on the other.
Colwyn O'Reilly heads towards the food
Ranger Richard: Notice [1d8 = 7]
Packmule: BEER!
Packmule heads for the bar.
Tyran Drenski heads the food...and beer
Ranger Richard: mm real food
GM: The bar being near the food.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I have two modes...me and angry
GM: The "all-you-can-eat" buffet is a mere 200 Dong.
Ranger Richard: crown and cokes I got the 1st round!
TADM: (Which is like $3 US.)
Male Casino Employee: Are you also interested in our guest rooms and all-inclusive resort package? Special military discounts!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Sorry, you don't have big enough... coconuts... to sell me anything
Male Casino Employee: I see.
Male Casino Employee waves over really attractive female Casino Employee.
Packmule: You know, they are all really pretty, but I think the Lt. looks better. Or maybe there is just something about a woman in uniform.
Colwyn O'Reilly: I think that is supposed to be a uniform
Packmule: Good point, although were I come from, we usually call that, "underwear."
Colwyn O'Reilly: Where I come from we call that "Sunday Best"
Packmule: I don't think we are looking at the same women.
Packmule: Hello brave American fighting soldiers! You are interested in all-inclusive resort package?
ACK!
Female Casino Employee: Hello brave American fighting soldiers! You are interested in all-inclusive resort package?
Colwyn O'Reilly: I don't think you understand the women where I come from
TADM: Yeah, that was quite the screwup there....poor Packmule will be gender challenged the rest of the campaign.
Ranger Richard: wow what is in pckage?
Tyran Drenski steps away from pack mule...thinks of a different tank loader is in order
Tyran Drenski: Don't ask Don't tell....
Female Casino Employee: It includes three trips to buffet, 500 Dong in casino chips, bedroom, and one VIP pass to the dance and meeting area per day. All for only 1500 Dong per day.
Female Casino Employee: Services beyond the VIP pass are extra.
Female Casino Employee pauses for a second.
Female Casino Employee: Tax and tips included.
Colwyn O'Reilly: how many days does it cover?
Colwyn O'Reilly: just one?
Dugan: so i give you 1500 and you give me 500 in spending money?
Colwyn O'Reilly: yeah, I wondered about that as well
Colwyn O'Reilly: sounds like she's marrying you
Dugan: where can you spend the money? you got a gift shop?
Tyran Drenski: Three trips in one day? or three days of food?
Colwyn O'Reilly: you give her $1500 and get back $500
Female Casino Employee: It is 1500 per day, but we have discount, stay for three days and fourth day is free.
Female Casino Employee smiles prettily.
Dhu (Dugan): how long is our leave?
Female Casino Employee: You give $1500 Dong, you get three trips to buffet (normally $600 Dong), $500 Dong in chips, plus bedroom and VIP pass. If paid for seperately without military discount it would cost 2500 Dong. Good deal.
Ranger Richard: we only have 1000 Dong
Dhu (Dugan): i thought we had 6500 dong
Colwyn O'Reilly: so basically, we'd be paying 900 Dong for a bedroom and a VIP pass per day?
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): we do, 6500
Ranger Richard: ohh thats right!
GM: Leave is 1 week, so you have 6.5 days left.
Colwyn O'Reilly: hang on...
Colwyn O'Reilly walks over to Hogpile and runs this plan by him
Tyran Drenski: six days is 9000 dong
Ranger Richard: how long is leave?
Female Casino Employee: No, three days pay plus fourth free. So 6000 Dong gets you five days.
Dugan: plus, you'll have gotten back 2000 in chips, so you can get another 1.73 days more if you haven't lost it all on the 'employees'
Hogpile: Nah, tell them we want to "hardened fighting men special" and they change it to pay 1500 per day for two days and third one is 750. We lose the free day but it works out better for leave.
Tyran Drenski: hmmmmm....(whispers) so all of our money will be used here....
Colwyn O'Reilly heads back and proposes hogpile's idea
Colwyn O'Reilly: Yes, essentially Drenski, all of our money would be spent here
Colwyn O'Reilly: of course, that still leaves us stranded one day
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Don't tell her how much we have...she is a thief!!
The "Employee" sitting on Hogpile's lap seems impressed about his knowledge and offers him "good boom boom for hard man!"
Colwyn O'Reilly: hmmm... we'll think about it
Colwyn O'Reilly: let me "try" some of the buffet and "services"
Female Casino Employee: Okay, take time and enjoy. Any employee in red vest can help you out with inclusive plan.
Female Casino Employee leaves to chat with other guests.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Yeah, I'm thinking there's other stuff to do in Saigon than the dirty girl scouts that work here
There are several completely drunk GIs hanging around, as well as South Vietnamese businessmen and a few American businessmen. The place is definitely not losing money.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): ?
Packmule: Sure thing.
Dugan: wanders towards the back room, following the music
Packmule: Although I am sure that we will be able to find Hogpile whenever we need him.
Packmule: I'll be over there...
Packmule heads off to gamble in the casino.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Well, I'm hungry, going to try the buffet.
Ranger Richard: we can always check it out for a day tehn move on?
The buffet is delicious, not the greatest food you have ever had, but much better than anything else you have had since your trip to Okinawa for training.
Colwyn O'Reilly: yeah, we could do that Richard
Colwyn O'Reilly: I could go for some more of this food later and that dance hall might be interesting
Dugan is swarmed by a multitude of dressed, then progressively more scantily clad women who shower him with kisses and requests to dance. They also suggest massages, acupuncture, and other things that come out sounding a bit more provocative than Dugan might be accustomed to hearing.
Dugan: looks around because, as a hardened soldier, he always needs an extra exit strategy out of the room
There are some exit doors along the walls, nothing in the back. This building was definitely not constructed according to 1965 era US fire-codes.
Dugan: wanders over to the side door along the east wall
Tyran Drenski: I am for checking it out for a day
Colwyn O'Reilly: I'm with you Drenski. Can't hurt too bad and a little gambling might be fun
Ranger Richard: sounds good lets do it, food
Tyran Drenski enjoys the food
Dugan: asks the nearest dancer where this leads
Colwyn O'Reilly waves over a red vested woman to make arrangements
Tyran Drenski pays for the day...1500 dogns
Female Red-Vested Employee: Thank you, please come over to registration desk and we will get you set up.
Tyran Drenski follows here
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): her*
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): She is so good looking she has affected my typing...
Colwyn O'Reilly follows
Female Red-Vested Employee handles transaction, gives you VIP pass, 500 dong worth of chips, bedroom key, three passes to the buffet, etc.
Dugan: opens the side door and walks through it
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I like how Richards picture changes by the minute now....lol
Ranger Richard: :)
Ranger Richard: goes through door and signs up
Tyran Drenski: Who is going to take dugan babysitting for the hour...I will get the next..
Tyran Drenski: I think we have lost him already
Dugan walks outside a side door and into a nice sculptured garden that is surrounded by a high brick wall. There is a gate that leads into an alley off to one side. Numerous people on scooters pass by it.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): oh boy
The Gate looks like it is open from this side, but locks automatically from the outside when closed.
Tyran Drenski since he is full and used his first pass he follows dugan
Colwyn O'Reilly: we can always get back in the front door, right?
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): right?
Female Red-Vested Employee takes care of transactions for everyone and bids you good day, then goes over to speak with a new group of GIs that just showed up.
GM: There is no reason that you would not be able to walk around the alley to the front of the building and walk back in.
Dugan: did the door lock?
Colwyn O'Reilly sighs... and follows Drenski
Dugan: is anyone else in the garden?
Tyran Drenski: Dugan find anything worth while?
Tyran Drenski: Notice (Good) [1d8 = 4]
GM: There is no one else currently in the garden, and the door back inside the bulding from the garden is not locked.
Dugan: Notice [1d6 = 5]
Ranger Richard: umm are we walking away from what we just spent all our money on?
Dugan: I haven't spent any money yet
Tyran Drenski: No, chasing after dugan before he gets robbed...
Colwyn O'Reilly: possibly Richard, I wasn't planning on leaving any further than the garden
Colwyn O'Reilly: I have gambling to go do
Colwyn O'Reilly: In fact, Richard, let's go join Hogpile. I need some more beer anyway
[w] Dugan -> Tyran Drenski: what happens if i go steal a scooter and go racing off into Saigon?
Ranger Richard: must be from ability to change characters!
Ranger Richard: pics anyways
TADM: I think it has more to do with the fact that his bennies did not reset properly at the end of the last session.
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: death most likey but I wonder what we "should" fine in the city...we found rocky on one of our excusion...
Dugan: puts on his ugly face and heads back into the whore house
GM: Okay, everyone who wants to go gambling make a gambling skill check.
Dugan: i mean dance parlor
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I suck in the bennies too:(
Colwyn O'Reilly: Gambling [1d6 = 3]
Ranger Richard: ughh I dont have gambling so is it a d4?
Dugan: Gambling {--2 unskilled} [1d6-2 = 6]
Ranger Richard: [1d4 = 2]
Tyran Drenski heads to the shops and looks for "interesting buys (rocky's family, ear paste, etc.)"
Dugan: calls over the red vested lady and makes arrangements to match his buddies
Colwyn manages to end up being about 50 Dong ahead. Dugan ends up being about 200 Dong ahead. Richard is down about 75.
Drenski wanders off to go shopping.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Gambling [1d6 = 4]
GM: Streetwise and Notice checks.
Tyran Drenski looks for translation books and information books..
In the second hour of gambling, Colwyn is up 100 Dong.
Tyran Drenski: Notice (Good) [1d6 = 5]
GM: The Streetwise and Notice checks are for Drenski only.
Dugan: Common Knowledge {--2 Clueless} [1d4-2 = 1]
Dugan: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Tyran Drenski: [1d4 = 5]
Dhu (Dugan): lol .. sorry
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): :(
Dugan is good with cards, but clueless and oblivious to everything else.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): wow...scary Richard...
Ranger Richard: in honor of halloween
Drenski's search of the nearby area does not turn up anything that looks interesting to buy. But he is offered all manner of things, from shoe shines to Vietnamese curry to sexual acts. Plus the Saigon special, "Laundry Water Soup."
TADM: Which is actually delicious if you ever get the real stuff.
Colwyn O'Reilly: well, at least it would be clean, I suppose
Ranger Richard: vietnamese curry sounds good!
Tyran Drenski: Ah, no thanks I am full.
Ranger Richard: gross!
Prostitute approaches Drenski.
Prostitute: Me love you long time! Good boom boom!
Colwyn O'Reilly: resist whores [1d6+2 = 5]
Tyran Drenski nearly runs... but instead just says"NO" and heads back to his buddies
Tyran Drenski: No, no, no...
TADM: No matter what happens, never, never, EVER, buy from a place called, "Xorguck's Triple Checked Xtra-Clean Starships."
Tyran Drenski does not want a VC
Ranger Richard: is it male whore, then maybe minus to plus 2
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): lol....
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Gambles....
Tyran Drenski: [1d4 = 1]
The days passes, the women seem to be getting more attractive, the gambling is going well, and the food and beer are delicious.
Tyran Drenski: suck.....
GM: Well, except for Drenski, who loses about 150 Dong in the first hour.
Ranger Richard: [1d4 = 2]
GM: Richard loses about 100 Dong...clearly the slot machines are besting you.
Tyran Drenski abandons gambling and finds a nice relaxing place and momorizes vietnamese.
Hogpile heads upstairs with a couple "employees" and a pile of casino chips that makes everyone else envious.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Gambling [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Packmule heads off for the dance floor to see what a VIP pass gets him.
GM: Colwyn is up another 50 or so Dong.
Dugan: Gambling {--2 unskilled} [1d4-2 = 1]
GM: Dugan breaks even.
Ranger Richard: Hey I wanna look for a nice knife here in saigon if its legal
Colwyn O'Reilly: Gambling [1d4 = 3]
Dugan: Gambling {--2 unskilled} [1d4-2 = 0]
GM: Colwyn is up another 50 or so Dong.
GM: Dugan loses about 50 Dong.
Colwyn O'Reilly decides to go see what packmule is doing... this VIP pass sounds amusing
Dhu (Dugan): heads over to the buffet to grab a meal
GM: Technically, knives are legal in Saigon and you can go shopping for them, there are no stores in the Eight Immortals Inn, so you will need to head out into the Saigon night life.
Dhu (Dugan): red not green
Packmule hands over a VIP pass and gets escorted into a private booth in the back.
Ranger Richard: I can wait till daytime hours
GM: Colwyn's VIP pass evidently nets him a couple lap dances from some really attractive "employees" who are wearing little more than a g-string and high-heel shoes.
Dancer: Good boom boom, you like?
Ranger Richard: I heard this place is teh equivelent of Trinidad, Colorado?
TADM: I can neither confirm nor deny Richard's statement at this time.
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor check
Ranger Richard: dont ask
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d8 = 14]
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Nicely done.
Colwyn O'Reilly is very vigorous in his pursuits
Ranger Richard: Vigor (Cover (Medium) -2) [1d6-2 = 14]
Ranger Richard: we have been in the busha long time
GM: The dancers have some very nice smelling perfume that is a very....curious and exciting smelling to Colwyn.
Dugan: Gambling {--2 unskilled} [Critical failure!] [1d4-2 = -1]
TADM: YAY! I like Critical Failures!
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Saigon may or may not be the sex change capitol of South Vietnam
GM: Dugan manages to lose all of his casino chips and winnings for the day.
Dancer: You want go upstairs, have good boom boom? Me love you long time!
Dugan: you win some you lose some
Dugan: heads to the dance floor
Tyran Drenski plans on shopping in the day hours tomorrow. Heads back to gamble some more. Trys the blackjack tables.
Packmule: Woohoo! I'm all over that.
Tyran Drenski: [1d4 = 3]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): (-2)
Tyran Drenski follows dugan....sad....
GM: The Blackjack tables are not very nice to Drenski.
Ranger Richard: [1d4 = 2]
Ranger Richard: ughh
GM: Everyone on the dance floor make a Vigor check.
GM: Richard ends up being close to broke after that streak of gambling.
Tyran Drenski: Vigor [1d8-2 = 12]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): not (-2) ooppss
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Dugan: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Well, the exotic and nice smelling perfume seems to have no effect on the squad. Although the dance floor is clearing out as various "couples" head upstairs.
Colwyn O'Reilly heads back out to the casino
Tyran Drenski heads to the VIP to get his money worth before he loses the rest of his money...
Tyran Drenski: Vigor [1d6 = 19]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LOL nice VIP room vigor....
Ranger Richard: holy moly!
TADM: Okay, these are ludicrous Vigor checks. Next time you guys get into combat and need to roll a Soak Roll for combat, you realize that you are all going to critical fail, right?
Colwyn O'Reilly: apparently Drenski is not attracted to females. he only likes small jade statues
Dugan: picks another random door and walks through it
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): NO!!! just occupied...with thought....
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I am scare of the next combat rolling....
Well, present Vigor checks being the norm, the night passes uneventfully for the group, unless someone actually wants to sleep with a "dancer."
GM: Dugan heads out through a random door and enters the same garden, just from a different direction.
GM: Notice check from Dugan.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Gambling [1d4 = 5]
Dugan: Notice [1d6 = 5]
GM: Colwyn continues to clean house, at this point he has won enough money to pay for another day.
GM: Dugan notices a couple passed out GIs lying in the garden.
Tyran Drenski enjoyed the dance but went to a poker table...might as well blow his last 200....(following rolls to help in poker...)
Tyran Drenski: Knowledge (Demolitions) [1d8 = 3]
Dugan: walks over to the GI's to see if they need help
Tyran Drenski: Stealth [1d6 = 3]
Tyran Drenski: Survival [1d6 = 4]
Tyran Drenski: [1d4 = 3]
GM: The GIs appear to be sleeping blissfully. Healing check.
Colwyn O'Reilly ears perk up at the sound of a healing check being rolled
Dugan: Healing {--2 unskilled} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 1]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): healing check dugan or get the medic..
GM: Dugan thinks these guys are dead...or maybe he just killed one. He is not quite sure.
[w] Tyran Drenski: so all my "spending" money gone
Dancer: Hey, what you doing out here? You want boom boom in garden?
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: All of today's "spending" money is gone.
Dugan: goes to find Colwyn and bring him here
[w] Tyran Drenski: I was checking....thank you.
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: As in, the chips you received from the pass.
Dancer blocks Dugan from walking back inside.
Tyran Drenski looks for dugan for something to do
Dancer: No, me ask question, what you doing out here? You come out for boom boom?
Dugan: Me ask you question, you have boom boom with my pals over there? points at GIs
Tyran Drenski checks VIP, Dance floor, Gambling...
Dancer #2: There problem here?
Tyran Drenski Checks the food line...then heads to the doors
Dancer: Me no have boom boom with them, they just sleeping.
Dancer #2 stands behind Dugan.
Dugan: I just want my friend to check them out
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): did he leave to come find me yet?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): he is trying..
Dugan: side steps the two 'dancers'
GM: The food line is pretty short right now.
Dugan: keeping them both in front of me
GM: They follow you, looking highly annoyed.
Tyran Drenski: Dugan what are you doing...wait I can leave
Dugan: heads in to find Colwyn
GM: As soon as you walk back inside, the dancers head into the crowd and you lose sight of them.
GM: Dugan finds Colwyn and the rest of the group.
Tyran Drenski see dugan and when the ladies leaves he follows him.
Colwyn O'Reilly: what's going on Dugan?
Dugan: Colwyn, can you come out to the garden area and check on a few GI's out there .. they don't look so good to me
Tyran Drenski: DAMN!!! Colwyn you a shark?
Tyran Drenski: too much drinking?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Okay Dugan, show me where
Dugan: leads group out to the garden area
Colwyn finds five GIs lying out in the garden. They look to be asleep.
Dhu (Dugan): there were only 2 here before
Dugan: there were only 2 here before
Ranger Richard: how much have u drank tonight?
Dugan: not enough
TADM: Yes, there were only two here before. Now there are five.
Colwyn O'Reilly: They look asleep... too much liquor maybe?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing {+2 Healer} [1d8+2 = 8]
Tyran Drenski: What you think doc?
Colwyn's assessment is that, based on the needle tracks on these guys arms, they are in a pretty nasty drug induced stupor.
Tyran Drenski looks for ID
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: At least, that is what you say out loud, you are also quite convinced these guys are about 2 pints low on blood.
Dugan: nice place Hogpile found for us
Colwyn O'Reilly: Anyone remember seeing anyone doing stuff with needles?
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: who is here with us?
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: At this moment, it is the player characters only
GM: Notice checks.
Dugan: some dancers were pretty pissed to find me out here before... somone keep an eye on that door
Vampire Harlot: Stealth [1d6 = 8]
Dugan: Notice [1d6 = 10]
Ranger Richard: Notice [1d6 = 3]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Notice [1d8 = 7]
Tyran Drenski: Notice (Good) [1d8 = 14]
Dugan and Drenski notice that there are several dancers lurking in the bushes nearby. They realize you have spotted them and stand up.
Tyran Drenski: Hey um guys we have watchers
Dancer: What you doing out here? You should be inside, go inside and get good boom boom.
Dhu (Dugan): are they clothed? cause that could be prickly and uncomfortable, otherwise
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LOL
Tyran Drenski: We are helping a friend what did they take?
GM: They are not wearing much more than G-strings, and being in the scratchy, nasty bushes does not seem to bother them.
Colwyn O'Reilly: why are these GIs out here?
Dancer: Drugs, some type, don't know what.
Dancer #2: Maybe they come out here to do drugs and pass out.
Dancer #3 says something in Vietnamese.
Dancer #4 responds in Vietnamese.
Dugan: show me what you have in your pockets
Colwyn O'Reilly looks at Tyran
Dancer #5 just looks annoyed.
Colwyn O'Reilly: I don't think they have pockets Dugan
Colwyn O'Reilly: unless you plan on performing a full body cavity search
GM: Tyran can make a Smarts check on Vietnamese.
Dugan: only natural ones colwyn.. and you are right.. don't want to know what's in there
Dancer: We don't have pockets, now you get back inside and get boom boom.
Tyran Drenski: Smarts [1d8 = 7]
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: The two dancers speaking in Vietnamese just said something you could not follow, but you did pick out the words, "strong, delicious, hungry."
Dugan: is in awe of Tyran's intelligence
Tyran Drenski: So what is strong delicious and hungry (says in vietnamese the best he can)
Dancer #3 looks angry.
Dancer #4 licks lips and looks at Drenski.
Dancer #5 looks annoyed.
Colwyn O'Reilly: wait a minute
Dancer #2: Please go back inside, this area not nice, too many scooters and pollution, not smell good.
Tyran Drenski: They are talking about Strong, deliciuos, and hungry things bet these two got layed before they passed out.
Colwyn O'Reilly moves toward the bushes
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: looking for "drug paraphenilia"
Colwyn O'Reilly: Notice [1d8 = 6]
Tyran Drenski looks around for what they are so anxiuos about
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: You spot no drug gear at all.
Tyran Drenski: Notice (Good) [1d8 = 5]
Dugan: Notice [1d6 = 7]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): how many dancers are out here?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): good rolls tonight...so next combat increase your toughness..
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): looks like 5...
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): really combat............?
Ranger Richard: umm why are you all hiding in bushes?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I know we are not dancing......
Dhu (Dugan): are the dead gi's any help?
TADM: Not in any way you want.
Ranger Richard: Im a lover not a fighter lets go back inside
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): we are surround....do you think they have barbed tongues?
Dancer: Just out for breather, and wanted to watch your silly Americans do more drugs.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): yeah for fighting skill.....
Colwyn O'Reilly: anyone else get that "pre-rape" feeling?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LMAO!!!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: usually "doing drugs" doesn't involve getting drained of blood last time I checked
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Colwyn O'Reilly: you did bring healing packs right???
TADM: Yeah, when they break out their tentacles and this turns into bad Japanese Anime, that is when the vigor rolls fail.
Dancer #5: Enough sisters, it is time to feast.
Tyran Drenski: Um guys I have rocky
Tyran Drenski: feast....?
Tyran Drenski: Mental note to KILL hogpile......
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Tyran Drenski: no
The beautiful woman standing before you seems to shimmer and distort while her voice sounds rasping and unpleasant.
Ranger Richard: umm how do u know what pre-rape feels-been in jail before?
Their once beautiful faces are hideously disfigured and sprout horns and ridges, their skin becoming yellow and scaly.
Dugan: what do the ugly ones do?
Colwyn O'Reilly: we may want some sharp pointy sticks boys
Dancer: ME SO HORNY!
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): and there it is
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Tyran Drenski was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Tyran Drenski
Ranger Richard: hahahhahahaha
Tyran Drenski pulls out rocky
Ranger Richard: thats the worse line I have heard all night!
Tyran Drenski: Itiramam
Tyran Drenski: moshi Moshi
Jade Golem: EEEYYYAAAHH!!!
Tyran Drenski: that is attack...for us in english
Jade Golem: Fighting [1d8 = 6]
Tyran Drenski: Neepo Wa Chu!
Jade Golem: Jade Spear damage [2d4-2 = 3]
Jade Golem stabs #3 in the foot, causing her to wince in pain but not doing anything else.
Tyran Drenski: (There is a threat...)
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): DAMN!!!!!!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Sorry I tried....
TADM: He rolled lousy for damage.
Colwyn O'Reilly: so guys... anyone up for a gangbang?
Tyran Drenski: Fighting (Joker +2, Gang up +1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+3 = 22]
TADM: OKAAYYY.
Tyran Drenski: Strength (Joker +2) [1d6+2 = 9]
Dugan: brown chicken brown cow
Tyran runs up and punches one of the scary looking creatures in the face, knocking it out cold.
GM: Guts checks from everyone.
Tyran Drenski: WE ARE ON VACATION!!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Guts [1d6 = 5]
Ranger Richard: Guts [1d6 = 11]
Dugan: Guts [1d6 = 11]
Tyran Drenski: Guts (Joker +2) [1d6+2 = 6]
Colwyn O'Reilly is using a benny
Colwyn O'Reilly: Guts [1d6 = 5]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Guts [1d6 = 8]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): YEA!!
TADM: Nice timing on the Nomination Benny.
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Vampire Harlot: Bite damage [1d8+1 = 14]
Dancer #2 runs up and claws Richard for two wounds.
GM: Richard also needs to make a Vigor check.
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Tyran Drenski wishes he had his tank....
GM: Colwyn is missed.
Vampire Harlot: Intimidation [1d6 = 11]
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [1d8 = 11]
Tyran Drenski makes a note to buy a BIG knife!
And they clearly don't like Dugan.
Ranger Richard: owwww
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Ranger Richard: no chance for benny to reduce wounds
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d8 = 10]
Ranger Richard: whew!
But clearly Richard has hurt himself worse while shaving.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): GOOD JOB!!
GM: Dugan needs to make a Spirit check.
Vampire Harlot: Bite damage [Raise] [2d8+1 = 23]
Dugan: Spirit [1d6 = 10]
TADM: Holy crap...
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Great, we survive all that combat only to be killed by a bunch of ugly whores
GM: The first one runs up and screams at Dugan, making him Shaken. The second one runs up and decapitates Dugan. Literally. BIG SOAK ROLL needed.
Dugan: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Dugan is using a benny
Dugan: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Dugan is using a benny
Dugan: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Dugan: Vigor [1d8 = 3]
Dugan: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Dugan is using a benny
Dugan: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Dugan is using a benny
Dugan: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Dugan: Vigor [1d6 = 8]
Dugan: Vigor [1d6 = 4]
Ranger Richard: ugh can we ship Dugan any bennies
Dugan: Shaken (Sp) {+2 Combat Reflexes} [1d6+2 = 5]
Tyran Drenski rally's to keep dugan breathing
Colwyn O'Reilly: med kit usage [1d4 = 2]
GM: Dugan drops to the ground and is bleeding profusely from the neck. Chances of survival to the next round of combat are nil unless there is a healer present who can roll above an eight.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): without medical supplies
GM: Dugan is also unconscious and out of combat.
Dugan
Dugan: Vigor [1d6 = 2]
GM: Yep, survival chance is nil without immediate medical attention.
Colwyn O'Reilly
Tyran Drenski: okay who is up to "smack a bitch"......
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing {+2 Healer} +2 (Medic -2, No Supplies -2) [1d6-2 = 9]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): YEA!!!
TADM: WOOHOOO!
Colwyn O'Reilly uses his shirt sleeve, tearing it into strips to make a tourniquet for Dugan's neck
Ranger Richard
Dugan: gurgle gurgle
Ranger Richard: flying sidekick to head of 2
TADM: Oh yeah, that will leave a nasty scar.
Tyran Drenski: kill one!
Ranger Richard: Fighting [1d8 = 4]
Ranger Richard: does that hit?
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Ranger Richard: do you have marksman??
GM: That misses.
Ranger Richard: no
Colwyn O'Reilly: You're not dying here you silly bastard!
[w] Tyran Drenski: DARN!!!!!!
Ranger Richard: oh boy
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Tyran Drenski
[w] Dugan: afk bio
Tyran Drenski: Fighting [1d6 = 5]
Tyran Drenski: Strength [1d6 = 9]
Colwyn O'Reilly: "Thumper"
Tyran Drenski: "GOD"
Drenski is clearly raging or something, because he knocks out another one.
Tyran Drenski: Hello, I am dancer killer
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): now the pic matches
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): I didn't realize "bezerker" was an edge in SW
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Vampire Harlot: Bite damage [1d8+1 = 7]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): it should be...
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I should get a pass...
GM: Richard gets "nibbled" and is shaken.
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [1d8 = 7]
Vampire Harlot: Bite damage [1d8+1 = 2]
Ranger Richard: ow
GM: Colwyn gets "nibbled" on his boot, for no damage.
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Tyran Drenski: Okay three verus five...
Vampire Harlot: Bite damage [1d8+1 = 3]
GM: Drenski is punched, but not hard enough to hurt.
Colwyn O'Reilly
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: I came to help you
Tyran Drenski: Do not touch me...ewww
[w] Dugan: back
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): awww no wack a mole??
[w] Dugan -> Tyran Drenski: sorry had to step away for a sec .. thanks for the assist
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: could I push one of these bitches out of that side door? or into the dance hall?
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: I got you some revenge I killed another one
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: You can try, it would be an opposed strength check and they have a D8+1 strength
In the distance, you hear the blaring of MP sirens.
Tyran Drenski: yeah....busted and I was just getting warmed up
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: But they are not wildcards.
Colwyn O'Reilly jumps over Dugan and shoulders the one labelled "5"
GM: Agility check
Colwyn O'Reilly or punches, or kicks, or whatever is easiest
Vampire Harlot: Agility [1d8 = 2]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Agility [1d6 = 5]
GM: She is clearly surprised by your attack.
GM: Roll fighting.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Fighting [1d6 = 8]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): yes!!
GM: You hit with a raise.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Strength [1d6 = 10]
Dhu (Dugan): good job!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): yea!
Colwyn O'Reilly: [1d6 = 19]
Tyran Drenski: poor richard is all alone over there...
Colwyn leaps over Dugan and lands a kick on her face that tears her head clean off.
Colwyn O'Reilly: ANGRY MEDIC!!!!
Dugan: gurgle gurgle
Blood fountains from her head as her body staggers around a bit before realizing it is headless.
Ranger Richard
Ranger Richard: killer claw to eyes of 2
Tyran Drenski: wow I can honestly say I have seen dugan stay quiet now
Ranger Richard: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Ranger Richard: Strength [1d6 = 3]
Dugan: gurgle gurgle Gurgle GURGLE gurgle gurgle gurgle
GM: You punch her, she calls it a "sissy slap."
Jade Golem: Fighting [1d8 = 5]
Jade Golem: Jade Spear damage [2d4-2 = 0]
GM: Yes! Rocky hits her for ZERO damage.
Dugan
GM: Vigor check Dugan.
Dugan: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Dancer: EEP!!!
Vampire Harlot: Fighting [1d8 = 9]
Dugan: gurgle GURGLE!!!!
Tyran Drenski: Rocky I told you not to drink the water.....no your going to have the runs
Dancer #2: Take this damnable statue! Your kind should be purged from the world!
Vampire Harlot: Bite damage [Raise] [2d8+1 = 10]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Oh lord... now Drenski is going to be *really* angry
Tyran Drenski: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade Golem is using a benny
Jade Golem: Vigor [1d8 = 7]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): now I just need my rolls to support that...
Jade Golem deftly avoids her killer blow.
Colwyn O'Reilly
Colwyn O'Reilly attempts to running tackle #1
Colwyn O'Reilly: preferably into some heavy, solid object, like a bench
Colwyn O'Reilly: or tree
GM: Fighting roll
Colwyn O'Reilly: Fighting [1d6 = 4]
GM: You smash into her back and knock her prone and forward into a conveniently placed bench.
GM: Roll strength
Colwyn O'Reilly: Strength [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Dugan
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): nuts
GM: Vigor check
Dugan: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Jade Golem: Fighting [1d6 = 5]
Jade Golem: Jade Spear damage [2d4-2 = 3]
GM: Clearly the creature is Jade Spear resistant.
Ranger Richard
Ranger Richard: Fighting [1d6 = 19]
GM: OOKKKAAAYYY.
Ranger Richard: that gets her in teh ole eye!
Ranger Richard: Strength [1d6 = 11]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): GO FOR THE EYES BOO
Ranger Richard: take that Biathh
Tyran Drenski: Should we interagate the last one?
GM: Richard punches that one in the face and she drops like a sack of rocks from the top of the Empire State Building.
Tyran Drenski
Tyran Drenski: Fighting [1d6 = 5]
GM: That hits
Tyran Drenski: Strength [1d6 = 10]
GM: And knocks that one unconscious.
Tyran Drenski: NEVER TOUCH ROCKY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
TADM: Yes, for the record Drenski took out THREE.
Dugan: gurgle
Tyran Drenski: angry russian...
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): but the one the medic took out was the most spectacular
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing {+2 Healer} [1d8+2 = 22]
Colwyn O'Reilly: I told you... NO DYING!!!!
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): erm... -2 for no supplies
Tyran Drenski: Good job Rocky!!
Tyran Drenski gives him a high five
Dugan: drinks are on me!
Dugan: Doc, can I get you a lap dance or find some good boom boom for ye
Tyran Drenski: Everyone buy a knife and DO NOT sleep with the women....and who's with me to kill hogpile?
Colwyn manages to patch Dugan together over the course of ten minutes, but not without permanent injury.
GM: [2d6 = 7]
Dhu (Dugan): what did I get?
GM: D6 [1d6 = 4]
Dhu (Dugan): it's like a candy store
GM: This is AWESOME.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): should we be scared?
Ranger Richard: lest go find him!
Dhu (Dugan): Brain Damage?
Ranger Richard: lets
Colwyn O'Reilly: I think we should probably find Hogpile and Dugan
Dugan suffers BRAIN DAMAGE and gets an additional -2 to all Smarts checks and Smarts based skills.
Dugan: fantastic!
Colwyn O'Reilly *facepalm*
GM: Yes, he rolls D4-4 for Common Knowledge.
Tyran Drenski follows richard to kill hogpile
GM: He may have trouble putting his underwear on right in the mornings also. Forks and Spoons are complex concepts, etc.
Tyran Drenski happy the medic does not have med kits
Dugan: Common Knowledge {--2 Brain Damage,--2 Clueless} [1d4-4 = 1]
Dugan: Smarts {--2 Brain Damage} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 12]
[w] -> Dugan: Oh, and not that you were planning on this, but you cannot increase your Smarts die again.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): LOL and he still rolls that well!
Ranger Richard: hey you think we can get our money back as dissatisfied customers!
The place is swarmed by Military Police, who arrest everyone. Well, they give Dugan some medical attention first.
Tyran Drenski: if the lady doesn't eat us yea we should try
Dugan: Wow! what happened here?
Ranger Richard: as long as they are not in g string and women
The whole squad is thrown in jail while the management of the Eight Immortals Inn blames the crazy GIs and their drug use on wrecking the place and beating up their dancers.
Tyran Drenski had thrown rocky into to still mode and pack him up
Colwyn O'Reilly asks why the "drug using GIs" were drained of blood
If the squad protests, when the Military Police go out into the garden, the "drugged" GIs are still there, but the "dancers" are missing. There are some blood stains though.
Dugan: wonders where he is
The "drugged" GIs are taken to a hospital for treatment.
GM: Dugan is with everyone else, of course, he might still wonder where he is....
Dugan: oooo pretty
And we will pick up here, next week.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Everyone now gets +1 to shaken rolls!
Colwyn O'Reilly: at least, if they're near me
Dugan: Stealth D4; Fighting D8 & Stealth D6
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