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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Randall Breckenridge: givem a full load!
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS [1d10 = 8]
Colwyn O'Reilly: that's what she said
Randall Breckenridge: talking with their mouth full is not polite
Tyran Drenski: Anti Personnel Roo [3d10 = 25]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): sorry cat....
Randall Breckenridge: Kanga's little boy, all grown up
TADM: Grr...stupid thing deleted all my tokens off the battlefield.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): so if you can't get the tokens to work is that like the bad guys forfiting the battle?
TADM: Exactly.
Colwyn O'Reilly: They ran!!! Damn yellow-bellied... erm... well... I suppose that's a little racist in this connotation, isn't it? Not that killing mass hordes of VC isn't.
John (Randall Breckenridge): Sorry folks, you can only kill middle aged white Protestants. Otherwise you are attcking a protected minority.
John (Randall Breckenridge): MAke sure they are the ones without the guns, though...
John (Randall Breckenridge): and I dont think you have killed any pets yet. That would REALLY be a problem
Mini-Samson: Well, as I see it, the enemy is going to get a bit inhospitable here shortly.
Doofus: They are going to offer us more fish paste?
Hogpile: I was thinking more of the guys who crawl out of the ground, all sleazy like...sort of like lawyers.
Randall Breckenridge: ah think they wont even make it inta th hospital
TADM: Oh hey...that is really darn cool. I just figured out the easy way to hop around on a huge map.
Hogpile: So Marine, you're saying these aren't ambulance chasing lawyers?
Randall Breckenridge: Nah, more like slimy leeches
The chanting and drumming continues in the distance. It sounds ominous but so far has not been much of a problem.
The incoming whine of mortar shells could be a bit more problematic for your health though.
Randall Breckenridge: TAKE COVER
Randall Breckenridge: Kin yall git a napalm strike on the chanters over that radio of yers?
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 10]
Tyran Drenski gets very low in the tank and pulls puck mule with him.
GM: [3d8 = 14]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): isn't doofus dead?
Dugan: is crouched behind this thingy .. as low as i can be and still be able to see and shoot
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): zombie??
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LOL cj's computer just died he pulled a nessie!!!!!!
John (Randall Breckenridge): which is?
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): not quite, It's a mac, so it didn't explode and require rebooting
TADM: Ah yes, Doofus is dead.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): packmulle*
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): then how is he talking?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): packmule....ahhh I can not type tonight....
Colwyn O'Reilly take cover in the trench
TADM: Err...he just gurgled his last breath to speak, and has now been marked officially dead.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): interesting last words....
Colwyn O'Reilly: he may have been delirious
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I would have gone for tell mom I love her...or something along those lines.
Colwyn O'Reilly: meh... i would have gone for "oh shit."
Tyran Drenski: maybe What the???
GM: A mortar round explodes near the tank, Rocky flies through the air making gleeful happy Jade Golem noises. Randall is shaken by the impact.
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 11]
GM: Another mortar round explodes on the far side of the trench, behind Dugan and the Lt.
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 10]
GM: Followed by a hideous overshot of the spot near Colwyn.
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 11]
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 11]
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 17]
Dhu (Dugan): quick! on three lets all lob grenades at them
GM: The VC clearly have no one with decent artillery skills shooting at the squad.
TADM: Randall can make a Spirit check to remove Shaken.
Randall Breckenridge: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
GM: Good enough.
Tyran Drenski has a sudden desire to put on a kilt and pull the back up to VC his very white butt....
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): They fire like the english....
Sergeant Almareth: Here they come again.
Colwyn O'Reilly has decided that kilts should be part of the uniform from now on
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): to show the VC*
Indeed, another veritable horde of NVA Soldiers, Gookzillas, and Giant Red Lizards are storming across the field to attack the group. Thanks to the mortar fire pinning the squad dwon, the NVA get pretty close.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): can I just give my benny to Tyran now?
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): or maybe I should save it for hogpile
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): concentrate all firepower on that super star destroyer!
Tyran Drenski: I almost died only once....hogpile is the pro not me
Colwyn O'Reilly fixes bayonet
Tyran Drenski is happy the tank's weapon is loaded
Randall Breckenridge: thats a passel o baduns
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): the bad guys are first again....figures
Tyran Drenski: and I see we have some mistery guests that are first
TADM: Umm..not really. The combat tracker is giving me fits right now.
Dhu (Dugan): can we spend a benny and reroll that deck?
TADM: So you are going to have to kill off the bad guys.
John (Randall Breckenridge): ghosts of the last lizards?
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): your computer may be at risk. The following virus has been detected: Windows.
Colwyn O'Reilly: hmmmmm interesting.... very interesting.
Tyran Drenski: Hey guys I will try to kill the next wave you guy kill this one...works?
TADM: AAAHHHHH GRRRR@@@!!!!@#@@##
[w] Tyran Drenski: nessie sends love to brad!!
Randall Breckenridge: Ah think them liards are eatin theys own folks theys so hungy
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Randall Breckenridge
Dugan was dealt a Eight of Hearts.
TADM: Okay, fixed now.
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Flechette CAS +2) [1d6+2 = 6]
TADM: And that deal looks much better for the good guys anyway.
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 21]
Randall Breckenridge: [1d6 = 5]
GM: Randall fires his CAS and a Lizard explodes into gooey bits.
Colwyn O'Reilly
Colwyn O'Reilly holds until end of turn
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Add +2 to all your actions for the next 5 rounds.
Gookzilla: RRARRRGGG!!!
Dugan
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: okay... why?
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: did I just get poked in the butt by the LT?
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: The world may never know. And it would not help Colwyn's Doubting Thomas to find out.
Dugan: i'm taking the multi action penalty and taking a two shots this round
[w] Tyran Drenski: sorry for always forgetting but the APR gun uses the med circle or what size?
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) +1, Huge Target +3, Multi-Action Penalty -2) [1d10+4 = 12]
Dugan: at #1
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: Drenski Medium circle
[w] Tyran Drenski: Thank you
TADM: EVERYONE MAKE SURE YOU ARE SUBTRACTING AMMUNITION.
GM: You hit with a raise.
Tyran Drenski: how much ammo does the tank have?
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [Raise] [3d8+2 = 16]
GM: 10 rounds of Anti-personnel and 9 more Armor Piercing rounds.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): good to know!!
Dugan: at #5
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) +1, Multi-Action Penalty -2, Huge Target +3) [1d10+4 = 8]
GM: That hits with a raise
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Rd Burst - Damage +2) [Raise] [3d8+2 = 9]
GM: But the bullets bounce off
Tyran Drenski
[w] Dugan: have to go afk for a min to kiss a goodnight
[w] -> Dugan: Have fun!
Tyran Drenski: one armor peircing round packmule!!
Packmule: Aye aye cap'n!
Tyran Drenski: Anti Personnel Roo [3d10 = 20]
Packmule whistles "Aim High Air Force" while loading.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): add 2 please
GM: The Tank main gun explodes a lizard.
Hogpile: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 5]
Hogpile: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 5]
Hogpile: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 4]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [2d8+1 = 8]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [2d8+1 = 11]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [2d8+1 = 9]
Hogpile fires the M60 a lot, hits a lot, does no damage to lizard.
Hogpile: Grr..
Withers: Shooting [1d8 = 4]
Withers: M16 (24/48/96) damage [2d6 = 8]
Packmule:Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Tyran Drenski: [1d6 = 2]
Mini-Samson: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Mini-Samson: M16 (24/48/96) damage [2d6 = 7]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [1] [1d10+2 = 9]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [2] [1d6+2 = 11]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [3] [1d10+2 = 6]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [4] [1d10+2 = 5]
[w] Dugan: back
Sergeant Almareth: M16 damage [2d8 = 4]
Sergeant Almareth: M16 damage [2d8 = 6]
Sergeant Almareth: M16 damage [2d8 = 9]
GM: Sarge, rather surprisingly, does not kill anything this round.
NVA Regular: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [13] [1d8 = 11]
NVA Regular: Shooting [14] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [15] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [16] [1d8 = 11]
NVA Regular: Shooting [17] [1d8 = 1]
NVA Regular: Shooting [18] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [19] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [20] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [21] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [22] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [23] [1d8 = 13]
NVA Regular: Shooting [24] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [25] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [26] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [27] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [28] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [29] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [30] [1d8 = 3]
GM: The veritable wall of lead from the NVA armed with AK-47s results in 3 hits.
GM: D10 [1d10 = 3]
GM: D10 [1d10 = 1]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): because we all have sweet cover bonuses
TADM: And they are firing on full-auto with a -2 penalty, plus firing while running for another -2 penalty...
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 21]
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 8]
GM: Dugan gets hit with a grazing shot and becomes shaken. Rocky gets hit in the chest, sails backwards through the air, and flops around on the ground.
TADM: Yes - the statue is shaken! It can happen!
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Gookzilla was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Colwyn O'Reilly requests the right to fire now
GM: You may fire at will.
Tyran Drenski wishes he got a beserk bonus.
Tyran Drenski: Can Tryan give rocky a bennie to recover?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Shooting: M1 Carbine (3 Round Burst +2, Huge Target +3, Medium Range -2, For Pony!! +1, For Pony!! +1) [1d6+5 = 8]
TADM: Wait until he rolls a Spirit check to recover, he is just Shaken.
Colwyn O'Reilly: M1 Carbine damage [Raise] [3d6-1 = 5]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): that is sadly 5...sorry
TADM: Umm...okay, that shot might actually HEAL the Lizard.
GM: D10 [1d10 = 1]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): damn! I used my holy healing bullets +2!
GM: Fortunately, the Gookzillas rushing at you are armed with machetes in each hand, so their snazzy Joker gives them an extra square of movement and that is it.
Fire Lizard: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 1]
Dhu (Dugan): unfortunately, they all seem to be heading towards my bunker
Tyran Drenski is in tears... this is all his fault...he has a god working for him and now....he is going to die.
Tyran Drenski turns red with rage
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [1] [1d10+2 = 8]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [2] [1d6+2 = 16]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [3] [1d10+2 = 9]
Sergeant Almareth: Shooting {+2 Expert} [4] [1d10+2 = 19]
GM: Well, Sarge is mad...
Dhu (Dugan): you want to borrow my icon?
GM: Clearly he is upset about not killing anything last round.
Sergeant Almareth: M16 damage [Raise] [3d8 = 16]
Sergeant Almareth: M16 damage [Raise] [3d8 = 49]
Tyran Drenski wishes the white light demon will come and eat the fish paste people
Sergeant Almareth: M16 damage [Raise] [3d8 = 12]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): that is funny maybe...lol
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): open mic?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): open mic?
Dhu (Dugan): is there a bonus for shooting at the gookzillas? are they huge too?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): okay everone say there name out load and that will tell us who's mic is open....
Randall Breckenridge: [1d6 = 4]
Randall Breckenridge: [1d6 = 2]
TADM: In case anyone is interested...Sarge hit Gookzilla #2 for 11 wounds.
Randall Breckenridge: [1d6 = 5]
Dugan
Sergeant Almareth unleashes the fury.
Dugan: Shaken (Sp) {+2 Combat Reflexes} [1d4+2 = 9]
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) +1) [1d10+3 = 7]
Dugan: #4 gookzilla
GM: That hits, no raise.
Dugan: thanks sarge
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) +1) [2d8+1 = 12]
GM: The Gookzilla is hit, but not killed.
Jade Golem: Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Dhu (Dugan): ooo.. now he's pissed
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: not that it's been relavant, but remember I have command
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): yes he is!!!!!
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Actually, it is relevant, the Jade Golem gets an action because of the +1 bonus you give him.
Jade Golem: Neepo!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): he the red hulk...lol
Randall Breckenridge
Randall: Shooting: Flechette CAS [1d10 = 9]
Randall: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 21]
GM: (That was Randall, who wipes out Gookzilla #3)
Mini-Samson: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Mini-Samson: M16 (24/48/96) damage [2d6 = 14]
Mini-Samson: I got the big one Dugan hit!
Mini-Samson: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 1]
Mini-Samson: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 10]
Mini-Samson: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 6]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [2d8+1 = 11]
Dugan: sweet! thanks mini S!
Hogpile: Gun overheating. :(
Withers: Shooting [1d8 = 3]
[w] Dugan -> Tyran Drenski: nice icon
Tyran Drenski: Yea all visible lizards are dead... now kill gookzilla
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: I just found it...I like it too. I have to over act rocky is his god
NVA Regular: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 11]
NVA Regular: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 11]
NVA Regular: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 22]
NVA Regular: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [13] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [14] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [15] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [16] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [17] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [18] [1d8 = 10]
NVA Regular: Shooting [19] [1d8 = 15]
NVA Regular: Shooting [20] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [21] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [22] [1d8 = 1]
NVA Regular: Shooting [23] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [24] [1d8 = 9]
NVA Regular: Shooting [25] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [26] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [27] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [28] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [29] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [30] [1d8 = 6]
GM: The veritable wall of lead comes at the defenders.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LOL...he is angry
GM: D12 [1d12 = 2]
GM: D12 [1d12 = 3]
GM: D12 [1d12 = 8]
GM: D12 [1d12 = 7]
GM: D12 [1d12 = 6]
GM: D12 [1d12 = 6]
GM: Well, they hit the tank twice for no damage.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): let the anger flow through you... yes yes! embrace the slightly less light side! Drink Guinness!
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 10]
Withers: Ouch! Medic!
Withers: NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 5]
GM: A bullet bounces off Randall's impressive Marine pectorals.
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 4]
GM: A bullet lands "near" Hogpile.
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 14]
Randall Breckenridge: dang skeeters
Tyran Drenski: I need Randall's workout video...
Randall Breckenridge: Semper Fi, little buddy
GM: And Colwyn is "shot in heart, and the VC are to blame"
Tyran Drenski: Pect's of steal...
GM: 'Cause they give Love, a bad name.
Colwyn O'Reilly: he's just wearing a steel plate under his poncho
Withers is using a benny
Withers: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 8]
Withers: I live!
Colwyn O'Reilly is using a benny
Tyran Drenski offers colwyn a benny if needed...
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
GM: That will get rid of 1, not both
Colwyn O'Reilly
Ranger Richard: ok
Colwyn O'Reilly: leaping over the tank [1d8 = 1]
TADM: EPIC FAIL!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Agility [1d6 = 16]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing (Medic) {--2 Medic} (Medic Edge -2) [1d8-2 = 4]
Colwyn slides on his back, kick stops to his feet, and spreads AWE AND WONDER amongst all those who see him.
Withers: Thanks Doc.
Tyran Drenski
Colwyn O'Reilly: med kit usage [1d4 = 4]
Packmule: "I've been workin' on the railroad..."
Tyran Drenski: Packmule load anti-personnel
Tyran Drenski: Tank Gun [3d10 = 19]
GM: The is an explosion of dirt and debris...resulting in several dead people.
Tyran Drenski screams stuff the marine blush
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Hey, don't forget your "+2 For Pony!"
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): so that the marine blushes*
Tyran Drenski beats chest like King Kong...
Ranger Richard: Shooting: M16 (Trademark) (Double Tap +1, Medium Range -2, Trademark Weapon +1, Trademark Weapon +2) [1d10+2 = 21]
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Ranger Richard: M16 (Trademark) damage [2d8 = 15]
Randall Breckenridge: ah aint heard some o them words since basic
Ranger Richard: at 21
Ranger Richard: yeah
Randall Breckenridge: least now I knows what they mean
Lt. Andrea Devine holds action.
Hogpile: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 7]
Hogpile: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 1]
Hogpile: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 4]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [2d8+1 = 8]
Withers: Shooting [1d8 = 2]
Mini-Samson: Shooting [1d8 = 3]
Tyran Drenski
Tyran Drenski: Packmule load anti-personnel
Packmule: Wheee!!
Tyran Drenski: Tank Gun [3d10 = 19]
Randall Breckenridge whispers to colwyn "ah bet she kin hold yer action any time"
Tyran Drenski: plus2
Ranger Richard: booommmmmm
Sergeant Almareth holds action.
Colwyn O'Reilly whispers to Breck "I bet Sarge doesn't hold anyone's action. Except maybe the LT's"
Randall Breckenridge: tee hee!
There is a rumble and shower of dirt as yet another horde of the shambling rotting corpses bursts from the ground.
Randall Breckenridge: lordy lordy
Tyran Drenski has his knife in his hand
Lt. Andrea Devine goes now.
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} +2 (Joker +2) [1] [1d10+4 = 9]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} +2 (Joker +2) [2] [1d6+4 = 13]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} +2 (Joker +2) [3] [1d10+4 = 15]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} +2 (Joker +2) [4] [1d10+4 = 11]
[w] Tyran Drenski: the jade golem is still protecting the tank right...
Colwyn O'Reilly: What idiot parked the Tank OVER THE TRENCH?
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blood Blade damage (Joker +2) [2d10+2 = 9]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blood Blade damage (Joker +2) [2d10+2 = 19]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blood Blade damage (Joker +2) [2d10+2 = 20]
Tyran Drenski: What is your problem (has a voice of a demon)
Lt. Andrea Devine swirls through the shambling corpses with a thin blade in each hand, cutting them down like a steak knife passing through warm butter.
Sergeant Almareth goes now.
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d12+2 = 9]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d12+2 = 5]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 12]
Sergeant Almareth chops one into gooey bits.
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Flechette CAS +2) [1d10+2 = 9]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Just one Sarge? you trying to make us look good?
Sergeant Almareth: I'm pacing myself.
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 12]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Yes Sarge. Very good Sarge.
GM: Randall's shot hits the shambling corpse and it explodes rather gruesomely, showering Randall with all sorts of icky bits.
Dugan
Dugan: shoots at #11
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1) [1d10+3 = 11]
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [Raise] [3d8+2 = 16]
Jade Golem: Jade Golem: Fighting [1d8 = 4]
Jade Golem pokes at one with spear.
Gookzilla: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 7]
Gookzilla: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 3]
Gookzilla: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 7]
Gookzilla: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 7]
Gookzilla: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 7]
Gookzilla: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 1]
Gookzilla: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 2]
Gookzilla: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 3]
Gookzilla: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 6]
Gookzilla: Shooting [13] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [14] [1d8 = 1]
Gookzilla: Shooting [15] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [16] [1d8 = 2]
GM: Gookzillas rush forward with AK-47s blazing, and manage to land ONE hit on the group.
GM: D12 [1d12 = 11]
GM: Gookzilla: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 21]
GM: But it is a good hit.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): who??
GM: That would be 3 wounds on Richard.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): what a bennie??
GM: The Surgeon General recommends the use of Bennies in this situation.
Colwyn O'Reilly: The Medic recommends use of Bennies since he can only slide under a tank so many times
John (Randall Breckenridge): good thing you came just in time!
John (Randall Breckenridge): you can have my bennie if you need it
TADM: The tank just needs to drive forward so that it runs over the Zombie in front.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): that is the plan!!
Ranger Richard: wow
Dhu (Dugan): at least there is a trench under the tank to make it easier on you
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): ROLL HIGH!!!
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
GM: That absorbs 1 wound. You can try another benny.
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d6 = 4]
John (Randall Breckenridge): take mine too
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Ranger Richard: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 9]
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Colwyn O'Reilly: so medic do you want to run at the tank then Tyran and throw you with his bererker strenght to Richard
TADM: And it inflates!
NVA "Archaeologist": Spellcasting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
NVA "Archaeologist" is using a benny
NVA "Archaeologist": Spellcasting [1d8 = 2]
NVA "Archaeologist": "Grenade" damage [3d6 = 11]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): NPCs don't get blast templates
Tyran Drenski is so angery now that his hair might light on fire.
GM: Everyone under the blast template has to make a Spirit check.
Jade Golem: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Withers: Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Randall Breckenridge: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit (For Pony!! +2) [1d8+2 = 6]
Sergeant Almareth: Spirit [1d12 = 7]
Sergeant Almareth: I hear a slight buzzing in my ears.
Jade Golem is using a benny
Jade Golem: Vigor [1d8 = 9]
[w] Tyran Drenski: why is the golem so far from the tank??
[w] Tyran Drenski: he was on the tank last gaming sesson
Jade Golem: OUCHIE!
Randall Breckenridge: wha happnd?
GM: Randall hears the distant sound of a dental drill, but suffers no other adverse effect. Colwyn is shaken as "something" explodes behind him.
Ranger Richard
Ranger Richard: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Ranger Richard: coming toward the medic is a good idea
Ranger Richard: ughh
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): le sigh
Ranger Richard: oops
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Trademark Weapon +2, Double Tap +1) [1d10+3 = 5]
GM: Assuming you are shooting at a shambling corpse, that hits.
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6 = 12]
Ranger Richard: at 10
NVA Regular: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 9]
NVA Regular: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 1]
NVA Regular: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 22]
NVA Regular: D12 [1d12 = 3]
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 18]
An NVA rather impressively shoots the tank with his AK-47, leaving several paint chips, a dent, and voiding the warranty on the rear view mirror.
Colwyn O'Reilly
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: can I do anything for the Jade Golem?
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Its a mechanical construct, unless you want to try the repair skill and have some spare molten jade lying aorund...
Colwyn O'Reilly moves to there and fires on Zombie #1
Colwyn O'Reilly: Shooting: M1 Carbine (For Pony!! +2, 3 Round Burst +2) [1d6+4 = 8]
GM: That hits.
Colwyn O'Reilly: M1 Carbine damage -1 (3 Round Burst +2, For Pony!! +2) [2d6+3 = 19]
Round 4
Dealing cards...
NVA "Archaeologist" was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Holy Crap. So this is the final combat of the campaign?
Ranger Richard: dang
Ranger Richard: grand finale!
NVA "Archaeologist": BWHAHAHAAH!! Again the "random" deck shuffling favors the Forces of Darkness! HAHAHAH!
NVA "Archaeologist": Spellcasting (Joker +2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 7]
NVA "Archaeologist": Intimidation (Joker +2) [1d6+2 = 5]
NVA "Archaeologist": Pistol damage (Joker +2) [2d6+2 = 9]
Randall Breckenridge: Vigor (Flechette CAS +2) [1d6+2 = 12]
NVA "Archaeologist": Le Sigh.
GM: Thanks to an awesome Vigor check and a toughness of 8, Randall is not killed by the "one-shot whammy beam"
GM: Go team!
Dugan
Dugan: shoot at zombie #9
NVA "Archaeologist" looks for targets with lower Vigor/Toughness.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): I've got a "one shot whammy beam" for Lt. Devine
Randall Breckenridge: well now mister boneyman, take that an yer forces of darkess bull
TADM: I think that's called a "money shot" Colwyn
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1) [1d6+3 = 23]
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [Raise] [3d8+2 = 14]
Tyran Drenski: ohhhh kaaablewwwiiieee
GM: Umm...boom?
Jade Golem: Spirit [1d8 = 7]
Cham Zombie: Fighting [1] [1d8 = 2]
Cham Zombie: Fighting [2] [1d8 = 4]
Cham Zombie: Fighting [3] [1d8 = 2]
Cham Zombies flails around and hits nothing.
Colwyn O'Reilly
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit (Combat Reflexes +2) [1d8+2 = 6]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Agility (For Pony!! +2) [1d6+2 = 6]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Shooting: M1 Carbine (3 Round Burst +2, For Pony!! +2) [1d8+4 = 8]
Tyran Drenski taunts the zombies with a chair from the tank
Colwyn O'Reilly: M1 Carbine damage -1 (3 Round Burst +2, For Pony!! +2) [2d6+3 = 14]
Sergeant Almareth: Marine, cover me, I'm going hunting.
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d12+2 = 6]
Randall Breckenridge: right on, sarge!
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 17]
Tyran Drenski
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Randall Breckenridge: anyone going to off that random zombie behind you?
Tyran Drenski: packmul load armor piercing round
Tyran Drenski: Tank Gun [3d10 = 13]
Tyran Drenski: [1d10 = 5]
Packmule: I'll be cuming on her mountains when I cum...oh I'll be...wait, I don't think I'm singing that right.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): WOW
[w] Randall Breckenridge -> Colwyn O'Reilly: I thought withers had it
Tyran Drenski: plus 2 markman
Dhu (Dugan): that's bad
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Randall Breckenridge: good point
NVA Regular: Agility [1d8 = 4]
Gookzilla: Agility [1d8 = 5]
Tyran Drenski: and plus 2 for damage because of thumper god
GM: There is a large, satisfying explosion that wipes out several bad guys.
Tyran Drenski rezooms taunting
Gookzilla: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 3]
Gookzilla: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 3]
Gookzilla: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 1]
Gookzilla: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 2]
Gookzilla: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 2]
Gookzilla: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 2]
Gookzilla: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 18]
Gookzilla: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 1]
Gookzilla: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 7]
Gookzilla: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 3]
Gookzilla: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 6]
Gookzilla: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 1]
Gookzilla: D12 [1d12 = 9]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Woo! Drenski's back to wiping out mass hordes of gooks!
Gookzilla: AK-47 damage [Raise] [3d8+1 = 16]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): reZOOMs? are you zooming over them?
Mini-Samson: MOMMY!
Mini-Samson gurgles and makes, "I'm going to die next round without awesome medical attention" noises.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): YES...I gald you got that....
Colwyn O'Reilly: No more dying! No more getting hit! Whatever happened to cover?
GM: The Gookzilla rolled an 18 on his shooting check?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Colwyn need a CLS provider??
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): NPCs aren't allowed raises
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Yes, apparently. Too bad that didn't exist yet.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Brad what did we do that you hate us so??
NVA Regular: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 1]
NVA Regular: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 1]
NVA Regular: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 11]
NVA Regular: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [13] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [14] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [15] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [16] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [17] [1d8 = 15]
NVA Regular: Shooting [18] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [19] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [20] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [21] [1d8 = 10]
NVA Regular: Shooting [22] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [23] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [24] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: D12 [1d12 = 11]
NVA Regular: D12 [1d12 = 6]
NVA Regular: D12 [1d12 = 6]
Tyran Drenski: Anyone want to take out 3 so i can keep up mass distruction...
GM: Well, the NVA shoot the tank a bunch more. Someone should tell them the tank is fairly immune to 7.62mm rounds.
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 11]
Dhu (Dugan): Randall is the best candidate
GM: And they shoot Lt. Devine's hair.
Lt. Andrea Devine: Wait...what?
Lt. Andrea Devine: THEY SHOT MY HAIR.
Colwyn O'Reilly: That can't be good
Dhu (Dugan): oh... they'll wish they didn't do that
Lt. Andrea Devine: THOSE BASTARDS.
Tyran Drenski: hey lt need a mean pic?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LT*
Dot Matrix: Pretty Good for Rambo.
Hogpile: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 3]
Hogpile: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 2]
Hogpile: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 1]
Withers: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Withers: M16 damage [2d8 = 9]
Withers: Pesky Zombie removed.
Randall Breckenridge: ill get 3
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [1d10+2 = 6]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blood Blade damage [2d10 = 16]
Tyran Drenski: thanks
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Flechette CAS +2) [Critical failure!] [1d10+2 = 3]
Randall Breckenridge: oops
Randall Breckenridge is using a benny
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Randall Breckenridge: wow
Tyran Drenski: plus 2 right
[w] Tyran Drenski: can I move forward and shot....if i don't do it to kill zombies just to move?
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 15]
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: Yes
GM: Randall blows up the last of the shambling corpses, sending nasty rotting brain bits all over the tank.
[w] Tyran Drenski: with hopes of a good roll I hope to move the tank just enought to open the trench.
Packmule: Hey, I think I have some rotten kidney in my eye.
Tyran Drenski: ewww
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: You have the driving skill, you don't even need to roll to have it move forward in a straight line.
Ranger Richard
[w] Tyran Drenski: sweet!! yes I I have the skill
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Double Tap +1, Trademark Weapon +2) [1d10+3 = 5]
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS [1d10 = 4]
GM: That hits.
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6 = 18]
GM: And kills the poor NVA soldier with extreme prejudice.
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Dugan was dealt a Joker! Go whenever you want and this round: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): YEA!!!!!DUGAN!!!!!!
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a King of Spades.
Dugan
Dugan: I'm going to go after the Lt.
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d12+2 = 8]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 7]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 10]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 2]
Sergeant Almareth is using a benny
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 12]
Sergeant Almareth: Bring it on, little beastie!
Fire Lizard: RRARRRRR!
Tyran Drenski
Tyran Drenski: anti personeel
Tyran Drenski: personnel
Jade Golem: WHEEE!!!
Packmule: YAY!
Tyran Drenski: Tank Gun [3d10 = 20]
Tyran Drenski: plus 2
Fire Lizard: Agility [1d6 = 8]
Gookzilla: Agility [1d8 = 5]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: how dead is mini samson?
Gookzilla: Agility [1d8 = 3]
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: You will need to roll 8 or higher for him to make it home with a purple heart, and 12+ for him to be still in this battle.
Lt. Andrea Devine: Shooting {+2 Expert} [1] [1d10+2 = 4]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Shooting {+2 Expert} [2] [1d6+2 = 3]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Shooting {+2 Expert} [3] [1d10+2 = 8]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Shooting {+2 Expert} [4] [1d10+2 = 5]
Lt. Andrea Devine: M3 Grease Gun damage [2d6 = 9]
[w] Tyran Drenski: I can't delete this pointers....ARRRR
John (Randall Breckenridge): back in a min
[w] Tyran Drenski: okay finally worked
Tyran Drenski: Hey serg there is less of a threat
[w] Dugan: i thought the lt was before the lizards
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d12+2 = 5]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 18]
[w] -> Dugan: She is, you can go right after them.
Tyran Drenski: So Serg Withers....we do the renforcements get here?
GM: The lizard runs forward to eat Sarge....and gets chopped in half.
Fire Lizard: Fire Breath damage [2d10 = 8]
GM: Sergeant Almareth: Agility [1d12+2 = 13]
[w] Tyran Drenski: I can to an air raid right?
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: Yes
John (Randall Breckenridge): back
[w] Tyran Drenski: how many squares do it get?
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: Large Burst from the tank.
Gookzilla: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 15]
Gookzilla: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 9]
Gookzilla: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 6]
Gookzilla: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 2]
Gookzilla: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 6]
Gookzilla: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 1]
Gookzilla: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 4]
Gookzilla: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 5]
Gookzilla: Shooting [10] [1d8 = 21]
Gookzilla: Shooting [11] [1d8 = 3]
Gookzilla: Shooting [12] [1d8 = 2]
[w] Tyran Drenski: what is the dice so I can get ready?
Gookzilla: D12 [1d12 = 1]
Gookzilla: D12 [1d12 = 12]
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: Same as the normal shot, just over a bigger area and they have a better chance to dodge.
Tyran Drenski: Wow the medic looks like death
Gookzilla: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 10]
Gookzilla: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 19]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): seemed more appropriate, given the circumstances
Tyran Drenski finally starts to calm down
Tyran Drenski hold rocky for a minute...lovingly
GM: The Gookzillas fire on full auto, Withers gets hit and knocked down (but is only shaken) while Dugan gets hit right in the head for 3 wounds. (This is where he spends the benny and it actually just bounces off his helmet.)
Withers: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Dugan is using a benny
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: spend the benny
Hogpile: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 5]
Hogpile: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 5]
Hogpile: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 1]
Dugan: Vigor (Joker +2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 12]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [2d8+1 = 31]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Great Job!!!
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): awesome Dhu!
GM: And with the total result of 12, yes indeed, the bullet bounces off Dugan's helmet and he takes no damage...he is not even shaken.
Dugan: haha ha! I scoff at your puny bullets!
Tyran Drenski: the medic and richard will need a vacation after this combat....
GM: Hogpile empties the belt into a Lizard and reduces it to ground lizard. Really impressively. It almost looks like he is practicing carving a cow at a butcher's shop...with an M60.
Ranger Richard: yes assuming we live :)
Colwyn O'Reilly
Colwyn O'Reilly: this might be a waste, but it's in character, so... let's see what this does
Colwyn O'Reilly stabs Mini-Samson with a syringe
Okay...Mini-Samson lurches upright and his wounds stop bleeding almost immediately.
Mini-Samson: Wow, thanks doc. You are a miracle worker.
Colwyn O'Reilly: uh... yeah...
Colwyn O'Reilly: shooting at Zilla 3
Colwyn O'Reilly: Shooting: M1 Carbine (3 Round Burst +2, For Pony!! +2, Medium Range -2, Multi-Action Penalty -2) [1d8 = 11]
GM: That hits with a raise.
Colwyn O'Reilly: M1 Carbine damage -1 (For Pony!! +2, 3 Round Burst +2) [Raise] [3d6+3 = 13]
GM: And Gookzilla #3 topples over.
Randall Breckenridge
Colwyn O'Reilly: Yeah!
Tyran Drenski: So he heals and kills
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Flechette CAS +2) [1d10+2 = 10]
GM: In the same round!
Randall Breckenridge: gookzilla
[w] Dugan: I'll go next
GM: That hits with a raise.
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 11]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): it's a healer! it's a killer! it's. . . SuperMedic!
GM: Which is just enough to kill the Gookzilla.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I have this horible feeling there is another round coming....
Dugan: I'm going to multi action the two remaining lizards
Dugan: #2 first, then #1
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): putting the "Combat" and "Medic" in Combat Medic
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): GO Dugan!!!
Dugan: Shooting (Joker +2, 3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1, Multi-Action Penalty -2, Huge Target +3, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d10+2 = 7]
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage [2d8 = 15]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Apparently they made us angry
Dugan: now #1
TADM: It was when they shot Rocky.
Dugan: Shooting (Joker +2, 3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1, Multi-Action Penalty -2, Huge Target +3, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d6+2 = 10]
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2, Joker +2) [Raise] [3d8+4 = 18]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Rocky is the mascot...it is wrong to hit the mascot!!
NVA "Archaeologist": Hmm...this is not going well.
Ranger Richard
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): wow !!! do dugan
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Trademark Weapon +2, Double Tap +1) [1d10+3 = 10]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I just saw we scared the archaeologist it just backed up...
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6 = 21]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Tyran Drenski: maybe you should kill that archaeologist
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Tyran Drenski: or sarge will
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Colwyn O'Reilly: that is the current plan
NVA Regular: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 1]
NVA Regular: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 4]
NVA Regular: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 6]
Dugan
Round 6
Dealing cards...
Jade Golem was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
NVA "Archaeologist" was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): well look who got the Joker!!
Jade Golem gestures wildly at himself, the tank barrel and the NVA "Archaeologist"
Ranger Richard: ummmm I shot thye map out!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Tyran... it wants you to shoot it at the VC... Will it survive that?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): okay, I know they are not scared of us...what is about to eat us that they are scared off?
Colwyn O'Reilly: I mean... it's a jade toy. Aren't they kinda fragile?
Colwyn O'Reilly: (an incredibly advanced jade toy)
NVA "Archaeologist": Spellcasting (Joker +2) [1d8+2 = 6]
Tyran Drenski: Packmule load Rocky
NVA "Archaeologist": Smarts (Joker +2) [1d8+2 = 11]
Packmule: Well, this has all the makings of YouTube comedy gold.
Tyran Drenski: and nothing else into that gun...please
Tyran Drenski: just do it...
Sergeant Almareth: Spirit [1d12 = 13]
Tyran Drenski: come back to me little guy...okay
NVA "Archaeologist": Why am I thwarted at every turn? Why I ask you?
Sergeant Almareth: Because, even with a Joker, your dice rolls suck.
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Tyran Drenski: It needs some kind of charge... otherwise the firing pin just hits the statue's ass
Colwyn O'Reilly ("at): VC" because you're fighting Americans!
NVA Regular: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 10]
NVA Regular: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [4] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: Shooting [5] [1d8 = 7]
NVA Regular: Shooting [6] [1d8 = 2]
NVA Regular: Shooting [7] [1d8 = 5]
NVA Regular: Shooting [8] [1d8 = 6]
NVA Regular: Shooting [9] [1d8 = 3]
NVA Regular: D12 [1d12 = 11]
Tyran Drenski: Tyran makes sure the gun will shoot rocky and not kill him
NVA Regular: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 18]
Tyran Drenski makes sure the gun will shoot rocky and not kill him
Hogpile: OUCH!
Hogpile: Medic!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Hog! I'm right here
Hogpile senses that purple heart #4 is en route.
Tyran Drenski
Tyran Drenski: Shoots Rocky at the archeaologist as instructed
[w] Tyran Drenski: do i need to rool?
GM: Roll Shooting.
Tyran Drenski: Tank Gun [3d10 = 16]
Tyran Drenski: plus 2
Tyran Drenski: Shooting (Marksman +2) [1d8+2 = 4]
Tyran Drenski: fail
GM: Fired Deviation [2d12 = 16]
Tyran Drenski: benny?
Tyran Drenski is using a benny
Jade Golem looks mildly annoyed at the anti-climatic nature of his location.
Tyran Drenski: Shooting (Marksman +2) [1d8+2 = 9]
Dhu (Dugan): you broke your toy?
GM: Much better.
Tyran Drenski: DO NO SAY THAT!!!!!!!
Jade Golem: Fighting (Joker +2, -1) [1d8+1 = 4]
Jade Golem is using a benny
Tyran Drenski
Jade Golem: Fighting (Joker +2) [1d8+2 = 9]
Jade Golem: Jade Spear damage [Raise] [3d4-2 = 10]
Tyran Drenski: KILL HIM ROCKY!!!
Tyran Drenski: Rocky, just image she is a syrup bottle
GM: With Tyran's expert marksmanship, the little Jade Golem flies out of the tank cannon, spear pointed straight forward...and passes through the Archaeologist's chest. It looks really painful.
Ranger Richard: "Rocky" Rocky Rocky
Packmule: That's got to hurt.
Ranger Richard: Thatl leave a mark!
Tyran Drenski: YEA!!!! Rocky!!!
Randall Breckenridge: woo wee
NVA "Archaeologist" is using a benny
NVA "Archaeologist": Vigor [1d6 = 4]
Ranger Richard: what is he the metal liquid terminator guy?
Tyran Drenski: yes
GM: There is an explosion of green light as Rocky hits him, he staggers wildly and tries to recover his bearing.
Colwyn O'Reilly
Tyran Drenski: DIE!!!
TADM: The T2000?
Colwyn O'Reilly checks on Hogpile
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing (Medic) {--2 Medic} [1d6 = 8]
Colwyn O'Reilly: med kit usage [1d4 = 4]
Tyran Drenski looks like he may cry he is worried for Rocky
Hogpile: Yay! Thanks doc! Another purple heart for me. Now I'm better off than that John Kerry guy.
Gookzilla: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 6]
Gookzilla: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 7]
Gookzilla: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 11]
Gookzilla: AK-47 damage [2d8+1 = 13]
Lt. Andrea Devine is using a benny
Lt. Andrea Devine: Vigor [1d6 = 9]
Lt. Andrea Devine dives for cover as a bullet passes through the spot where she was standing.
Lt. Andrea Devine: Shooting {+2 Expert} [1d10+2 = 16]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Hush Puppy damage [Raise] [3d6+2 = 18]
Lt. Andrea Devine then shoots the Gookzilla right between the eyes.
Dugan
Tyran Drenski: kill it dugan!
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1, Medium Range -2) [1d10+1 = 6]
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [2d8+2 = 9]
GM: Rather sadly, that shot actually missed.
Dugan: bummer
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): bummer
GM: You need an 8 to hit this guy at Medium range.
Dugan: even with the med range -2 modifier?
GM: Yes.
Dugan: double bummer
Ranger Richard
Ranger Richard: Shooting: M16 (Trademark) (Double Tap +1, Trademark Weapon +2, Medium Range -2) [1d10+1 = 10]
GM: That hits.
Ranger Richard: M16 (Trademark) damage [2d8 = 6]
GM: Err...wow, he has a Toughness of 6.
Ranger Richard: $#%#$%#%$]
GM: Which means he takes another wound, and he's out of bennies.
TADM: I need to find harder bad guys.
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Flechette CAS +2) [1d10+2 = 11]
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 17]
Tyran Drenski: STOP Touching things!!!
Tyran Drenski: Packmule NO! Bad Packmule NO COOKIE
Randall fires the CAS and the NVA "Archaeologist" crumples to the ground.
Tyran Drenski as soon as it is safe Tyran runs out to field to pick up Rocky and have Packmule load the gun.
With that, the NVA fall back from the battlefield. It becomes eerily quiet and a strange whitish fog rises from the ground and sits there for about four hours.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): creepy...
The fog is cold to the touch and is a bit weird to be "in." Eventually everyone decides to sit in or on the tank until it dissipates that evening.
Dugan: reloads his gun
Time passes, there is no sign that the NVA are returning. The day passes into night, and the next day comes without incident.
At times there are explosions far in the distance, and twice you see B-52s flying overhead, but nothing else happens.
The next day passes, and another. You do not see any signs of the NVA or anyone else.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): but we rest up!!
Lt. Andrea Devine: Well, this is turning out to be rather unexciting.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): which means we are dead!!!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): it's like say the "s" or "q" word on an ambulance...noo good
Colwyn O'Reilly: Congratulations. We have successfully defended a bunch of pot.
Colwyn O'Reilly: erm... pots
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): slow and quiet
Colwyn O'Reilly: although maybe the other option would have seemed more useful
After two more days, rations start to run low, but other than the distant thump of artillery it is eerily quiet the entire time.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Yep dead
Dhu (Dugan): My butts getting sore, cold and wet; sitting on this tank for days on end
Tyran Drenski sleeps most of the time
Then the radio blares to life, stunning everyone with the sudden burst of noise. A short while later, several helicopters come to pick the squad up. Sarge heads off without getting in the choppers with you, content to head back into the jungle. You are airlifted back to base where the Lt. leaves to make a report.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Bye Sarge. Thanks for all the fish!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): okay that was unexpected...
Tyran Drenski: Bye Serg...crepes next time huh....
Sergeant Almareth: See you all around, I'm sure we'll cross paths again.
Tyran Drenski: No doubt you always turn up
Everyone sits around in the barracks for about thirty minutes, then the Lt comes back with a smile on her face.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): leaving again??
Dugan: i thought sarge was in the jungle
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): we said bye before he went bye bye
Lt. Andrea Devine: Well done everyone, according to the intelligence reports, the NVA are convinced that two battalions of US special forces were dug in at the Plain of Jars. They pulled back before further reinforcements could arrive.
Lt. Andrea Devine: Evidently you are all a company of soldiers...
Lt. Andrea Devine laughs.
Tyran Drenski: how many does hogpile reprosent?
Colwyn O'Reilly: you know, that should be reflected in our paygrade, ma'am
Lt. Andrea Devine: Anyway, we have a new and highly challenging assignment.
Lt. Andrea Devine: To reflect your elite status, etc. etc.
Colwyn O'Reilly: well, hogpile is only half a company because he's nearly died so many times
Hogpile: Hey, I resemble that remark.
Dugan: and I'm bullet proof
Dugan: either that... or there's nothing in my head that could kill me
Tyran Drenski: lucky so is rocky
Lt. Andrea Devine: Anyway, your new assignment is that you all have been issued two weeks of R&R in Saigon.
Lt. Andrea Devine: And $1000 in pay vouchers.
Colwyn O'Reilly: yeah! VD for everyone!
Tyran Drenski: HHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lt. Andrea Devine: I expect you all to come back without VD...
Lt. Andrea Devine looks at Colwyn and laughs.
Tyran Drenski: check no hookers
Colwyn O'Reilly: you may just want to issue penicillin shots now, ma'am
Ranger Richard: whoo hoo any plans LT?
Colwyn O'Reilly: hogpile here has nearly gotten his blown off so many times he may have forgotten how to use it
Dugan: you asking her out Ranger?
Lt. Andrea Devine: Well, I happen to know a little place in the jungle where some intense debriefing will take place.
Lt. Andrea Devine: I'll bring some crepes back Drenski.
Tyran Drenski: so sleeping with serg then
Ranger Richard: Everybody needs a battle buddy to stick with and watch out for them.
Tyran Drenski: thanks for thinking about me
Lt. Andrea Devine heads back into her quarters.
Randall Breckenridge: night
Ranger Richard: night!
Campaign saved.