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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Randall Breckenridge: Howdy Tyran. Blown up anything spectacular lately?
Tyran Drenski: Not lately but I love too! Kill a whole bunch of stuff and fixed rocky after he was blow up...
Tyran Drenski: How are you?
Randall Breckenridge: Glad to hear Rocky is better. The little feller grows on ya after a while, once you get to talkin walkin statues
Randall Breckenridge: Hope we dont see no mor gian monkey demon monsters...
Colwyn O'Reilly: It really is an amazing piece of clockwork. I wonder how they got all the tiny gears inside the jade?
Dugan: you gonna call him Splotchy now?
Colwyn O'Reilly: no, squishy
Colwyn O'Reilly: Hey, I have a red bandana, we could make him a shirt!
Dugan: Pinky and Splotchy? Pinky and Squishy? Pinky and Calorie?
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): he could be soldier #17 in the credits!
Randall Breckenridge: I mean, spiders the size of cars is bad nuff, but even bigger ones, then these horned mega monkeys. I had this bad dream of a 100 foot tall giant green witch sending 50 foot flyin monkeys at us. And Dhu was the scarecrow...
Dugan: Well, technically, he has good natural camoflage right now for a color paper war, but if you want to turn him into an unknown redshirt...
Randall Breckenridge: An the LT was wearin red slippers sayin there's no place like Melbourne...
Tyran Drenski: Yes a gorilla the size of pluto...
Tyran Drenski: Dugan took out his testicles
Colwyn O'Reilly: Breck... was she wearing a little plaid dress and pigtails?
Colwyn O'Reilly: I would prefer it if Dugan refrained from taking out his testicles. Please.
Randall Breckenridge: hey there, wherd you get pigs in blankets in Nam?
Tyran Drenski: THE GORILLA"S BALL IDIOT!
Randall Breckenridge: She had this blue and white pinafore, whatever that is...
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): balls*
GM: Alrighty...
Dugan: I was just sayin how they reminded me of
Dugan: huh?
Dugan: oh .. sorry
Colwyn O'Reilly: Wow.
Colwyn O'Reilly facepalms
Randall Breckenridge: rofl
John (Randall Breckenridge): my kids are wondering whats so funny.
Dhu (Dugan): just don't start drawing pictures... please
Randall Breckenridge: Cambodian fries for the whole division...
Ranger Richard: Good luck trying to explain that one to the kids :)
Randall Breckenridge: lemon pepper fries, fries gumbo, cocnut fries, etc.etc.
Randall Breckenridge: hmmm, brain eatin monsters aint seemin quite so bad as fore, anyhow
The squad rushes inside the squat stone temple. There is a huge bonfire evidently fueled by hundreds of corpses. Arrayed in an odd pattern around the bonfire are 13 Vietnamese men wearing grey robes and another man on a small raised platform behind the bonfire. As your eyes adjust to the flickering lights, he yells out something in Vietnamese and a large black shadow forms above the bonfire. Within a second it swirls into a large, man-shapped reddish creature, definitely something coughed up from the bowels of Hell.
Lt. Andrea Devine: Oh crap.
Sergeant Almareth: Hmmm.....
Ranger Richard: not another shadow
Jade Golem: Ni!
Colwyn O'Reilly: I don't believe in Hell, therefore I do not believe such a create can exist.
Ranger Richard: Is taht any way to treat guests?
Hogpile: Did the Jade Golem just say "Ni!" to the bad guy?
Randall Breckenridge: Shoot fire, an save the matches!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: will save vs. creature [1d20+10 = 30]
GM: Strangely enough....Colwyn does not see the creature, but he does see several sinister looking Vietnamese guys.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): sweet!
Jade Golem: Ni!
Tyran Drenski: He is not happy
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): how far away from us is the bonfire?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): are we warm now?
Sergeant Almareth: Lt. you and I get the big bad guy. Everyone else take out the cronies that are summoning him into the world.
Sergeant Almareth: Oh, and Colwyn, just shoot the bad guys you see.
Colwyn O'Reilly: yes sgt.
Tyran Drenski: Hooah SGT!
Ranger Richard: whew thsi place is ssssttttttiiiiiiiinnnnnnkyyyyyyy
GM: Guts checks for everyone except Colwyn...
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: did you actually take that as a will save?
Dugan: Guts [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 11]
Randall Breckenridge: Guts [1d6 = 5]
Tyran Drenski: Guts [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Ranger Richard: Guts [1d6 = 5]
[w] -> Colwyn O'Reilly: No, but you have Doubting Thomas, which actually is very relevant for this battle.
Colwyn O'Reilly: hey, you're pretty fearless with that half of your head missing
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: okay. That's what I thought
Dugan: it helps to not have a clue what's going on in the world
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Wong was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Kim was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Joker! Go whenever you want and this round: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Wong casts Armor on himself.
Dugan was dealt a Ace of Diamonds.
Kim casts Deflection on himself.
Dugan: medic!
Lt. Andrea Devine draws both of her pokey bits and runs forward.
GM: Evidently rushing at the bonfire in Colwyn's opinion...
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: I can't heal you anymore until I have ten minutes to spend doing it. I was hoping for that when we ran in here, but we ran right into this
Ancient One rushes forward to there.
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: I'll stand back and shoot then
The large Hellish monster runs forward, swiping at the Lt. with a claw. According to Colwyn, there is now some hazy shadowy thing blocking his view of the fire.
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: probably a good idea. I'm fairly certain I won't be able to save everyone from this mess
Ancient One: Fighting [1d6+2 = 19]
Ancient One: Daboia Idol: Bite damage [1d12+7 = 18]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: true.. I'm probly dead meat either way
Lt. Andrea Devine is using a benny
Lt. Andrea Devine: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: well, not if I can help it. I have an edge that prevents me from not helping squadmates.
The Lt. goes sailing through the air and smashes into the stone wall of the temple with a thud. She somehow manages to bounce off and stay on her feet.
GM: Colwyn is wondering where she got the invisible wires from...
Dugan
Dugan: shoots at Ho
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1) [1d10+3 = 7]
GM: That hits
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [2d8+2 = 11]
Dugan: moves
Ho is using a benny
Dugan: goes prone
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: shoot that Ho!
Ho: Vigor [1d8 = 22]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Ho No! He's using a benny!
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: Oh no he dinnit!
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d6+2 = 7]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 9]
Hogpile: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: there's something Wong about this whole affair
Hogpile: Spirit [1d8 = 23]
Hogpile: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
Hogpile lays down suppressing fire and suppresses Bo.
Bo: Spirit [1d8 = 3]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: just take in on the Chih, hopefully we'll Nguyen but probably be un-Sung Ho-roes since we'll be Po dead ones
Sung casts Deflection on himself.
Ranger Richard
Ranger Richard: head shot with cas at ancient one
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (CAS +2, Huge Target +4, Double Tap +1, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d6+3 = 8]
GM: That hits
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6 = 8]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Sung is annoyed by this apparently
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: if you can't shoot him, Cho - Kim!
Ranger Richard: with +1 dbl tap dmg
GM: Richard's bullets appear to harmlessly bounce off the demon.
GM: Or, according to Colwyn, they just stop moving.
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: that was Riet Bo-de
Ranger Richard: doohhh
Da Nang casts Deflection on himself.
Chih casts Deflection on himself.
Colwyn O'Reilly
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): there's a guy named after our base!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Throwing: M26 Grenade [1d6 = 4]
GM: Right on target
Colwyn O'Reilly: M26 Grenade damage [3d6 = 15]
Kim is using a benny
Bo is using a benny
Bo: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Bo is using a benny
Bo: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Bo: Well suck.
Kim: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
GM: That well-placed grenade almost kills Bo and definitely makes Kim's day more painful.
Colwyn O'Reilly: wait until I get into pistol range.
Tam casts Deflection on himself.
Tyran Drenski
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly: don't forget my command bonuses for people. I have a feeling they may help tonight
Tyran Drenski: Shooting: M79 G. Launch (Marksman +2) [1d6+2 = 9]
Tyran Drenski: M79 G. Launch damage (Thumper God +2) [3d6+2 = 19]
GM: Right on target.
Wong is using a benny
Wong: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Wong is using a benny
Wong: Vigor [1d8 = 2]
Wong explodes.
Bo is using a benny
Dugan: Po Wong
Bo: Vigor [1d8 = 3]
Bo is using a benny
Bo: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Dugan: he got a Bo Bo
Ho is using a benny
Ho: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: he was a Ho Bo in a previously life, and now that he got a Bo Bo, he was last seeing going Bo Ho Ho
GM: Drenski bloops a grenade over and blows up Wong, and the blast seriously messes with Po and Riet.
Nguyen casts Deflection oh himself.
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge fires at Bo
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (3 rd burst +2, Flechette CAS +2) [Critical failure!] [1d10+4 = 5]
Randall Breckenridge: u hoh
Randall Breckenridge: benny?
Randall Breckenridge is using a benny
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS [1d6 = 10]
GM: Hit with a raise.
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage [Raise] [4d6 = 16]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: obviously he isn't the VC's Cho-Sung Wong
GM: Randall's shot causes Bo to explode into a gooey mess.
Po casts Deflection on himself.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Kill Stealer!
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan:
Vu Linh Pham launches a grenade at the group.
John (Randall Breckenridge): if you were using your pistol I wouldnt have to finish them for you!!
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: Po-Kim? I barely know him!
Vu Linh Pham: Spellcasting [1d8 = 6]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): valid point
Vu Linh Pham: "Grenade" damage [3d6 = 13]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Nguyen or Lose, Riet or Wong, we'll give it our best shot
Hogpile gets blown backwards by the explosion and is knocked unconscious - BUT it is not a LIFE-THREATENING INJURY!
GM: I know...everyone is shocked.
GM is using a benny
Hunter: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): what now?
Ho casts Deflection on himself.
Cho casts Deflection on himself.
Riet casts Deflection on himself.
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Ranger Richard
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Jack of Spades.
Ranger Richard: same as last
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Called Shot (Head) -4, Double Tap +1, CAS +2, Huge Target +4) [1d10+3 = 10]
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6+1 = 9]
GM: That hits with a raise, so add an extra D6
GM: D6 [1d6 = 4]
GM: Richards bullets hit the Demon in the head, it appears to have no effect.
Dugan
Dugan: takes a shot a Sung
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1) [1d10+3 = 9]
GM: You hit
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [2d8+2 = 8]
[w] Tyran Drenski -> Dugan: why is you circle over me....I feel like you are aiming at me...lololo
Dugan: moves over and gets prone again
Sung: Spirit [1d8 = 6]
[w] Dugan -> Tyran Drenski: I don't make circles ... i have shooty thing... point, pull trigger, goes in a straight line
Tam throws a grenade at Colwyn.
Tam: Spellcasting [1d8 = 5]
Tam: "Grenade" damage [3d6 = 23]
Colwyn O'Reilly dodges
Tyran Drenski: hmmm wonder who's circle is over me...you are quiet right...
Colwyn O'Reilly catches it and throws it back
[w] Dugan -> Tyran Drenski: think you meant quite
GM: It blows up quite impressively, hitting Colwyn for 3 wounds.
Randall Breckenridge: uh
Colwyn O'Reilly is using a benny
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Colwyn O'Reilly facepalms
[w] Tyran Drenski: lolol...i am showing my blond root today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyran Drenski facepalm...
Dhu (Dugan): facepalms
Colwyn O'Reilly is using a benny
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d6 = 4]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
GM: Dugan tosses out his Nom benny....
Ranger Richard: same with richard for colwyn
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Vigor [1d8 = 14]
Ranger Richard: yeah
GM: Colwyn completely dodges the grenade.
Da Nang throws a grenade at the Lt.
Da Nang: Spellcasting [1d6 = 14]
Da Nang: "Grenade" damage [3d6 = 18]
Lt. Andrea Devine is using a benny
Lt. Andrea Devine: Vigor [1d8 = 14]
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge fires at sung
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (3 rd burst +2, Flechette CAS +2) [1d10+4 = 12]
GM: Hit with a raise
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage (3 rd burst +2) [Raise] [4d6+2 = 11]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [1] [1d10+2 = 11]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [2] [1d6+2 = 9]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [3] [1d10+2 = 9]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blade damage [2d10 = 10]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blade damage [2d10 = 13]
Lt. Andrea Devine rushes up and stabs the demon twice. It howls in rage and momentarily turns its attention from Sarge.
GM: Colwyn still has no idea what they are doing playing with the funny shadow.
Nguyen: Spellcasting [1d8 = 5]
Nguyen: Pistol damage [2d6 = 5]
Nguyen fires a pistol and Rocky, which has no effect.
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1] [1d12+2 = 12]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [2] [1d6+2 = 7]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [3] [1d12+2 = 4]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 5]
Tyran Drenski
Hogpile: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d8 = 1]
Hogpile continues to be passed out.
Tyran Drenski: Spirit (Combat Reflexes +3) [1d6+3 = 5]
Tyran Drenski faceplams
Ho stabs the Lt.
Ho: Spellcasting [1d8 = 11]
Tyran Drenski: Shooting: M79 G. Launch (Marksman +2) [1d8+2 = 13]
Ho: Punching damage [1d6 = 1]
Tyran Drenski: M79 G. Launch damage (Thumper God +2) [3d6+2 = 26]
GM: Evidently he is using a feather in this combat.
Tyran Drenski: DIE!!!!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): ohhhhh....suck...
Tyran Drenski is using a benny
Ranger Richard: yes
Ranger Richard: u can have one of mine if needed
Tam is using a benny
Tam: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Tam is using a benny
Tam: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Chih is using a benny
Chih: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Yea...use those bennies
Chih is using a benny
Chih: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Dugan: is one of these old guys in charge of this shindig?
Cho is using a benny
Cho: Vigor [1d6 = 7]
Ranger Richard: Nice hit Tyran!
Cho is using a benny
Cho: Vigor [1d8 = 4]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): benny well used...
Colwyn O'Reilly: Bayonet damage [2d4 = 4]
Hunter: Fighting [1d10 = 5]
Hunter: Claws damage [2d8 = 5]
Ancient One: Fighting [1d12+2 = 13]
Ancient One: Bite damage [1d12+7 = 10]
Colwyn O'Reilly
GM: The Lt. and Sarge and thrown backwards by the demon, but they land on their feet and look unharmed.
Dugan: does colwyn see the ape grunts?
Colwyn O'Reilly: @Kim: Bite me.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Shooting: Hush Puppy 1 (Double Tap +1) [1d8+1 = 8]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Hush Puppy 1 damage [2d6+2 = 15]
GM: Colwyn sees 5 large white apes run out of the fire, and it looks like they are on fire....
Kim is using a benny
Kim: Vigor [1d8 = 14]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): good job
Dugan: I've heard of grape apes, but this is ridiculous!
Kim eats Colwyn's bullet out of the air.
Kim: Yummy lead!
Po: Spellcasting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Vu Linh Pham: Spellcasting [1d8 = 12]
Vu Linh Pham: "Grenade" damage [3d6 = 15]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Randall Breckenridge: ya'll probably shouldn't bunch up like that
Vu Linh Pham launches a Grenade into the biggest group he can find.
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: ya'll probably shouldn't bunch up like that
Tyran Drenski: I got four how are the rest of ya'll doing??
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): through the fire?
GM: Biggest hostile group...smart ass.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): through the demon? That I don't know exists
Sergeant Almareth: Agility [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 4]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: I was trying to chase after that darn medic who could patch this hole in my #@$$
[w] Tyran Drenski: I have improved dodge...
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: looks like I'll be patching more than that
[w] Randall Breckenridge -> Colwyn O'Reilly: Ah hate it when everyone clusters around me...
Dugan: i've shot at two
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Randall Breckenridge: it's that magnetic personality.
GM: That results in 1 wound to Richard and shaken results for everyone else.
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Ranger Richard: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Ranger Richard: ugh
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d8 = 7]
GM: Much better
[w] Tyran Drenski: can hunter be injured by me?
Ranger Richard: oh yes
Riet: Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Kim shoots at Colwyn with his pistol.
Kim: Spellcasting [1d8 = 5]
Kim: Pistol damage [2d6 = 3]
Ranger Richard: so no wound for Richard
GM: The bullet harmlessly bounces off Colwyn's helmet.
GM: Yes, Richard ignored that hit, the other one was still there.
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Ape Demon was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Jade Golem was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Colwyn O'Reilly: HA! VC bizatch! High quality American craftsmanship there buddy!
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Nine of Diamonds.
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Three of Clubs.
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Five of Spades.
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Four of Clubs.
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Ten of Hearts.
Ape Demon: Fighting (Joker +2) [1] [1d8+2 = 5]
Ape Demon: Fighting (Joker +2) [2] [1d8+2 = 5]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): and the big scary guy gets a Joker. Mmmm-Hmmmh
Jade Golem: Shooting (Joker +2) [1d6+2 = 13]
Jade Golem: Jade Spear damage (Joker +2) [Raise] [3d4+2 = 10]
Jade Golem throws his spear at the giant Demon.
Ancient One howls in rage as the green shiny thing stabs him.
Jade Golem would crap himself if the option presented itself.
Dhu (Dugan): does he crap crayola now?
Colwyn O'Reilly
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Ranger Richard: do you need healing?
Dhu (Dugan): I can't remember if I gave you the brown crayon or not
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Almareth has it
Dhu (Dugan): i thought he had the chewed up purple one
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing (Medic) {--2 Medic} [1d8 = 3]
Colwyn O'Reilly: med kit usage [1d4 = 1]
Sung: Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Hunter: Fighting [1d10 = 3]
Ho: Spellcasting [1d8 = 5]
Ho: Punching damage [1d6 = 8]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [1d10+2 = 8]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blade damage [2d10 = 11]
Ho is using a benny
Ho: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Nguyen: Spellcasting [1d8 = 5]
Nguyen: Pistol damage [2d6 = 10]
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Dugan
Randall Breckenridge: ok done
Dugan: Shaken (Sp) {+2 Combat Reflexes} +2 (colwyn's aura +1) [1d4+3 = 6]
Dugan is using a benny
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Ranger Richard: sorry
Dugan: points at vu linh pham, and draws his finger across his throat indicating that he is now dead meat
Dugan: Intimidation [1d6 = 4]
Vu Linh Pham nods in agreement that Dugan is about to die.
Vu Linh Pham: Smarts [1d8 = 5]
Vu Linh Pham does not appear to be intimidated.
Vu Linh Pham: Spellcasting [1d8 = 3]
Vu Linh Pham: Pistol damage [2d6 = 15]
Vu Linh Pham shoots Dugan with a pistol.
GM: Dugan is Shaken and takes a wound.
Dugan is using a benny
Dugan: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Duuuuuuuugaaaaaannnnn!
Ancient One: Fighting [1d12+2 = 5]
Ancient One: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: ... no worries, back to where I was
Ancient One forgot he was Shaken and backs up.
Tyran Drenski
Tyran Drenski: Shooting: M79 G. Launch (Marksman +2) [1d6+2 = 10]
Tyran Drenski: M79 G. Launch damage (Thumper God +2) [3d6+2 = 18]
Vu Linh Pham ignores the pathetic attacks of the mere mortals before him.
Dugan: Common Knowledge {--2 Brain Damage,--2 Clueless} [Critical failure!] [1d4-4 = -3]
Kim shoots at Dugan.
Kim: Spellcasting [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Kim: Pistol damage [2d6 = 2]
Ranger Richard
Ranger Richard: shott at 2 w cas
GM: Fire away
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (3 Round Burst +2, CAS +2) [1d10+4 = 12]
GM: That hits with a raise
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6+1 = 11]
Ranger Richard: [1d6 = 5]
Richard guns down an giant white ape.
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1] [1d12+2 = 11]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [2] [1d6+2 = 6]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [3] [1d12+2 = 11]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 5]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 3]
Dugan: on top of old smokey... all covered with cheese... I lost my poor meat ball... when somebody sneezed....
Ranger Richard: yeah I finally killed something!
Hogpile: Almareth's Squad: Spirit [1d8 = 6]
Hogpile wakes up and gets his M60.
[w] Dugan -> Colwyn O'Reilly: didn't you learn the lesson about bunching up?
Po lobs a grenade at the vile American invaders.
Po: Spellcasting [1d8 = 17]
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Dugan: Richard ran next to me!
GM: Oh dear...
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Good job...welcome to the "I've killed list.."
Po: "Grenade" damage [Raise] [4d6 = 14]
Colwyn O'Reilly: hmmmm... interesting
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jade Golem is using a benny
Jade Golem: Vigor (Joker +2) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 7]
Dhu (Dugan): and he poops a crayon out!
Jade Golem is using a benny
Jade Golem: Vigor (Joker +2) [1d8+2 = 9]
Dugan: I didn't do it!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): quick gove me a crayon!!! I will fix him...
Ranger Richard: I have a -1 dodge :)
Jade Golem emerges unharmed.
Colwyn O'Reilly premptively stabs himself and richard with a syringe
Tyran Drenski the biggest sigh of relief a person can have
GM: That is Shaken and 1 wound to Richard and Colwyn.
Colwyn O'Reilly nevermind
Ranger Richard: wel at least I am next to medic!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): waste of syring...
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): not the same syringe. that would be nasty
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): You should just go around and save the squad in advance...
Ranger Richard is using a benny
Ranger Richard: Vigor [1d8 = 7]
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Jade Golem was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Randall Breckenridge was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Tyran Drenski: GO ROCKY!!!!!
Lt. Andrea Devine was dealt a Ace of Spades.
Jade Golem: Fighting (Joker +2) [1d8+2 = 5]
Jade Golem: Jade Spear damage -2 (Joker +2) [2d4 = 3]
Randall Breckenridge
Randall Breckenridge shoot sung
Randall Breckenridge: Shooting: Flechette CAS (Flechette CAS +2, 3 rd burst +2) [1d10+4 = 15]
GM: That hits with a raise
Dugan: give im the Boot
Randall Breckenridge: Flechette CAS damage (3 rd burst +2) [Raise] [4d6+2 = 17]
Sung is using a benny
Sung: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): kill em...kill emm...
Sung is using a benny
Sung: NVA "Archaeologist": Vigor [1d8 = 7]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): good job!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I feel like I am cheering....
GM: Randall guns Sung down!
GM: Sang song sung!
Lt. Andrea Devine: Tyran, flip the BIG switch.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I can't believe we got the joker and not the big ugly thing....
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Sung's song sang?
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [1] [1d10+2 = 6]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [2] [1d6+2 = 4]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Fighting {+2 Expert} [3] [1d10+2 = 8]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blade damage [2d10 = 13]
Lt. Andrea Devine: Blade damage [2d10 = 2]
Tyran Drenski: ummmm....switch...gm please point that out....
Tyran Drenski flips the switch....
Tyran Drenski and does it correctly while the GM sleeps...
Lt. Andrea Devine gestures to the B54 that Drenski is carrying around that no one seems to have remembered until now.
TADM: And I notice, the extra 50lbs of weight is not calculated on his inventory....
[w] Tyran Drenski: what do I need to do with it??
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: Flip the switch and turn both keys.
[w] -> Tyran Drenski: After all....it is a nuclear weapon in a briefcase
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Packmule was carrying it
Tyran Drenski flips the switch and turns both keys
Colwyn O'Reilly has a bad feeling about this
TADM: Ahh..that explains it.
Tyran Drenski: Okay neuc is live...do I still get to fire?
Dugan: shields his eyes
Ranger Richard: ummm how long before this thing goes of?
Ranger Richard: off?
GM: Yes, the countdown timer says "12 seconds."
GM: Well...11 now.
Ranger Richard: ouch!
Randall Breckenridge: Theres no place like home...
Tyran Drenski throws is at the monster
Ranger Richard: I am out of bennies for the big one, Oh No Mr. Bill!
Randall Breckenridge: Theres no place like home...
Randall Breckenridge: Theres no place like home!!!
Dugan: holds his breath
Dugan: curls up in to a little ball
Ranger Richard: maybe its a dud?
Tyran Drenski: Shooting: M79 G. Launch (Marksman +2, HUGE Target +4, Marksman +2) [1d8+8 = 13]
Tyran Drenski
Dugan: i am a rock ... i am a rock ... I am safe ... I am safe ... I am a rock ...
GM: That hits
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Ranger Richard: maybe we should throw it at the fire?
Tyran Drenski launches the big bomb at the monster and ducks...
Ancient One grabs the thrown projectile.
Ranger Richard: pour some tobasco sauce on it for him.
Tyran Drenski: EAT IT!!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: why is it floating?
Riet: Spellcasting [1d6 = 5]
Riet: Pistol damage [2d6 = 9]
Da Nang: Fighting [1d6 = 3]
Da Nang: Punching damage [1d6 = 3]
Vu Linh Pham: NOOOO!!!!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): if Colwyn could see the Ancient One, he would have suggested biting its ankle
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): NOOOO!!! means yes for us....
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit (Combat Reflexes +2) [1d8+2 = 8]
GM: Okay, you can act normally
Ranger Richard: Who didnt pass their sanity check to turn that thing on?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing (Medic) {--2 Medic} [1d8 = 3]
Ranger Richard: sling the last set of Demon balls at it Dugan!
[w] Colwyn O'Reilly -> Ranger Richard: nevermind, I'm not healing you. you're going to be incinerated by an atomic blast anyway
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): is changing his dice back to green
Po: Spellcasting [1d8 = 7]
Po: Pistol damage [2d6 = 8]
Hunter: Fighting [1d6 = 11]
Hunter: Claws damage [Raise] [3d8 = 13]
Tyran Drenski: Guts (Full Auto -2, LOVES BOMBS +3, YOU HIT ROCKY +4, LOVES BOMBS +3) [1d4+8 = 10]
Hunter tears Da Nang's head off.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): there my guts check to turn on that thing....
Ho: Spirit [1d6 = 15]
Ho: Spellcasting [1d8 = 14]
Ho: Pistol damage [Raise] [3d6 = 15]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): why is full auto in there....hmmmm
Tyran Drenski: GOOD Job hunter!!
Lt. Andrea Devine is using a benny
Lt. Andrea Devine: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 5]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): no good...
Dugan
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): ...why did not run???
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): I love bombs....
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): ...I am going to die...
Dugan: shoots Kim ... I'm going to take one out before we all die
Tyran Drenski hug rocky goodbye...
Dugan: Shooting (3 Round Burst +2, D.F.A.R. (Trade) +1) [1d10+3 = 21]
Tyran Drenski: GOOD JOB!!!
Kim explodes.
Dugan: Drum Fed Assault Rifle (Trade) damage (3 Round Burst +2) [Raise] [3d8+2 = 22]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): go out with a BANG!!!
Dugan: [1d8 = 7]
Dugan: popcorn!
Dugan: goes back to prone ball on the ground
Ancient One: Fighting [1d12+2 = 11]
Ancient One: Bite damage [1d12+7 = 12]
Tyran Drenski tries to become the wall....
Ancient One steps on Rocky.
Jade Golem: EEEPP!!!
Tyran Drenski: AHHHHHH NEUK BIG UGLY SCUM!!!!!
Jade Golem gets squished flat, and is somehow a little shorter.
Ape Demon: Fighting [1] [1d8 = 9]
Ape Demon: Fighting [2] [1d8 = 3]
Ape Demon: Fighting [3] [1d8 = 6]
Sergeant Almareth: Fighting [1d12+2 = 11]
Sergeant Almareth: Machete damage [2d8 = 12]
Tyran Drenski picks up more peices to put back together....
Hogpile: Shooting [1] [1d8 = 15]
Hogpile: Shooting [2] [1d8 = 3]
Hogpile: Shooting [3] [1d8 = 3]
Hogpile: M60 (30/60/120) damage [Raise] [3d8+1 = 12]
Ranger Richard
Nguyen: Spellcasting [Critical failure!] [1d8 = 1]
TADM: LOL
Nguyen explodes from misuse of a grenade.
GM: See...it happens to NPCs also.
Ranger Richard: shoot at ho
Ranger Richard: Shooting: Flechette CAS (3 Round Burst +2, CAS +2) [1d6+4 = 8]
Ranger Richard: Flechette CAS damage [3d6+2 = 26]
Ho is using a benny
Ho: Vigor [1d8 = 7]
Ranger Richard: u go ho
GM: Richard guns down another one.
GM: And then the BOMB explodes.
There is a bright white light.
GM: Okay, time for Spirit Checks.
Ranger Richard: can it be like the mash episode where it shoots out leaflets?
Randall Breckenridge: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 10]
Dugan: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
GM: Everyone add +1 for Colwyn's Leadership Edge.
Ranger Richard: Spirit [1d6 = 3]
Ranger Richard: so 4 for me
GM: Add Half your current Sanity, rounded down. (Sanity is on your Notes tab at the top.)
Ranger Richard: 6 now
GM: On top of that, Randall, Richard, and Tyran get a +4.
Ranger Richard: hmm any extra bennies anybody?
GM: Colwyn and Dugan get a +2.
Tyran Drenski: Spirit (Combat Reflexes +3) [1d6+3 = 5]
Ranger Richard: 10 now
GM: Then I need everyone's total.
Ranger Richard: do I hear any more bonuses going once
Randall Breckenridge: so mines 15
Dhu (Dugan): that was a 7 for me
GM: D12 [1d12 = 8]
GM: D10 [1d10 = 1]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+4 = 8]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): ummmm 7.....for me...do I need to benny?
Colwyn O'Reilly: 8
Randall Breckenridge: if you need it I still have my nom one
GM: If your total is <=8, you need to Benny.
Dugan is using a benny
Colwyn O'Reilly is using a benny
Tyran Drenski is using a benny
Dugan: Spirit [1d4 = 3]
Tyran Drenski: Spirit [1d6 = 7]
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit [1d8+4 = 6]
Dugan: is out of bennies
Ranger Richard: hmm I always wondered what it would be like to glow like a firefly
Tyran Drenski: I am a 12
Dugan: is toast
Randall Breckenridge: so dugan is only one still needing one
Tyran Drenski is using a benny
Tyran Drenski: for colwyn...
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit [1d6+4 = 7]
Ranger Richard: Richard=10
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): out of bennies...
Colwyn O'Reilly: well, shit. Nominate me for something good to be awarded posthumously
Colwyn O'Reilly: Spirit [1d8+4 = 9]
Dugan: Spirit [1d4 = 3]
GM: OKAY
The light clears from your eyes.
Randall Breckenridge: Dugan Privy...
Tyran Drenski: I hope angels are hot!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Duuuuuuggggggaaaaannnnn!!!
Dugan: I know I am
[w] Dugan: I'm dead right?
Randall, Tyran, Richard, and Colwyn are still standing there.
Tyran Drenski: hot for teacher?
[w] -> Dugan: For right now yes.
Colwyn O'Reilly: You aren't allowed to die after I spent so much time keeping your mostly brain damaged ass alive!
Ranger Richard: hmm use the glowing syringe on him!
Tyran Drenski: fine idea....
There is some sort of huge fire burning around you right now. It looks like you are somehow caught....between seconds of the nuclear explosion.
Tyran Drenski: explain this colwyn...
Colwyn O'Reilly: Neither is Hogpile! DAMMIT! I'm not going to let some DM Cheesy Nuclear Blast kill him. He's my only NPC left!
Randall Breckenridge: Sarge? LT?!?
The Lt., Sarge, Hogpile, Dugan, and all the bad guys, except for the Ancient One, are also missing.
Colwyn O'Reilly: except the what?
Randall Breckenridge: uh oh
Tyran Drenski: WHAT!!!! He should be dead!!!!
GM: Oh sorry Colwyn...you can see it now. All shiny, fiery, and angry looking.
Colwyn O'Reilly: huh... he's ugly.
For the record, the Hunter and the Jade Golem are missing also.
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): cross the streams! cross the streams!
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY.....ROCKY......ROCKY!!!!!!!!!
TADM: AWWW SHIT.
TADM: I just hit the wrong button and deleted the combat tracker.
Tyran Drenski: ummm we ein?
Tyran Drenski: we win?
Tyran Drenski: I have to laugh...
Ancient One: Damn you all.
Ranger Richard: i still see bad guy 4 on the board?
Randall Breckenridge: Welcome to Hades...
Colwyn O'Reilly: embrace the suck gentlemen
Tyran Drenski: I is not what I expected...
Ancient One: I'd damn you all to Hell. But something is keeping me from pulling you back with me.
Randall Breckenridge: At least its a dry heat now...
Tyran Drenski: I thought it would be...bigger...
Ancient One: Something....
Dhu (Dugan): I win! hahahaha
Ancient One: CURSE YOU FOGWALKER!
Ancient One: I WILL WIN.
Tyran Drenski: A large pooo.....
Ancient One: I WILL WIN SOMEDAY.
Ranger Richard: [1d6 = 4]
Colwyn O'Reilly: I get the impression there are larger forces at work here than us
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): ummmm the map is gone...intermission?
Randall Breckenridge: We will meet again. And you know that I know that you know I will win.
Tyran Drenski: He is mad at serg for doing something
The Ancient One vanishes as the nuclear explosion consumes him.
Tyran Drenski: COOL! Rocky...
The fires around you dissipate.
Tyran Drenski: Rocky.....
Colwyn O'Reilly: My name is Colwyn O'Reilly. You killed my Dugan. Prepare to Die.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): LOLOLOLOLOL
TADM: Nice One.
Ranger Richard: I think we will all wake up from this crazy dream in another round or two!
Tyran Drenski: the monster got an emema...
Dhu (Dugan): ahh... Gorilla Balls!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): Can I fix rocky now?
Ranger Richard: wow-this armor suit is going to be bronzed in my living room aftre the war!
Colwyn O'Reilly: There will be no testicular outing in my presence. Please.
Tyran Drenski: I rolled a 22 last time can I repair his height too....I need green crayons and this rock...
Tyran Drenski: I agree Richard
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): pause for effect.....
Dhu (Dugan): mine must have had a leak in it
Ranger Richard: Can we do that again?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): pause for effect.....
Randall, Tyran, Richard, and Colwyn find themselves standing in a grassy open field. There is no sign of the temple, or hostile forces at all.
GM: That is the good news.
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): bad news is we are alone...
Ranger Richard: how freaky!
Randall Breckenridge: I wonder what happened...
They also find themselves standing there completely naked. Evidently whatever protected you from the nuclear explosion did not protect your equipment.
Ranger Richard: wow!
Colwyn O'Reilly: I know
Tyran Drenski: AHHHHHHH
Dhu (Dugan): glad I missed that embarassment
Ranger Richard: start making a grass hula skirt
Tyran Drenski covers the twig and berries...
Colwyn O'Reilly: You know what they say... once you go Irish - you don't know where the hell you've been
Ranger Richard: Survival {+2 Ranger Tab} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 4]
Ranger Richard: Survival {+2 Ranger Tab} [1d6+2 = 6]
Randall Breckenridge: Is there a river, and huge mountains surrounding us?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Survival [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Tyran Drenski: makes clothes with natures stuff...
Tyran Drenski: Repair [1d8 = 4]
Tyran Drenski: Repair (McGyver +2) [1d8+2 = 8]
Randall Breckenridge: Survival [1d6 = 8]
Ranger Richard: They sure dont make gear like they used to, can't even survive a little nuclear blast!
Tyran Drenski: Stealth [1d6 = 5]
Randall Breckenridge: construct a grass hut...
GM: It looks like you are exactly where you were standing when the bomb exploded...except there is no Plain of Jars, no temple, and no other people.
Tyran Drenski: Danger Sense {--2 Penalty} [1d8-2 = 4]
GM: Tyran senses no danger.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Dugan...? Hogpile?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Notice [1d8 = 13]
Ranger Richard: Too bad LT is not with us right now!
Tyran Drenski: Well we are safe...minus being naked...
Colwyn O'Reilly: Richard has a good point.
Colwyn O'Reilly: and having no weapons
Tyran Drenski: look out for pink snakes....
Ranger Richard: Always had bad timing!
Hogpile shows up.
Randall Breckenridge: Howdy.
Colwyn O'Reilly goes to hug hogpile but suddenly decides against it
Tyran Drenski has two hands were it counts...
Ranger Richard: does any of this terrain look familiar from our maps?
Hogpile: Wow guys, I just had the weirdest dream.
Colwyn O'Reilly: were you nakeD?
Tyran Drenski: is he naked?
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): is he naked?
Colwyn O'Reilly: Tyran is really exited about Hogpile being naked, apparently
Colwyn notices that Dugan is sleeping in the grass not far from everyone else. Strangely Hogpile and Dugan have all their clothes.
Ranger Richard: oh jeez we are all gonna be in funny farm after surviving a nuclear blast!
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): computer is being dumb...
Randall Breckenridge: now thats strange
Colwyn O'Reilly looks around for some kind of naval vessel
Tyran Drenski: Can I have your shirt!!
Hogpile: I guess.
Randall Breckenridge: yall got any extra clothes?
Tyran Drenski takes the shirt and makes a klit
Colwyn O'Reilly removes the extra gear from hogpile's pack and puts it on
An Army helicopter flies in low.
Colwyn O'Reilly: Stealth [1d6 = 4]
Dugan: yawns
Captain Wildcat Barnowe: WTF are you guys doing out here with no clothes on?
Dugan: rolls over
Tyran Drenski: Bad battle...got clothes?
Colwyn O'Reilly shrugs
Dugan: sits up
Ranger Richard: checks out Dugans head to see if still missing parts
Captain Wildcat Barnowe: And according to my map...there's a temple around here...
Dugan: rubs the sleep out of his eyes
Randall Breckenridge: yall see the sarge? or LT?
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!!!!!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: not anymore
Dugan: gets up and walks over to the group
Colwyn O'Reilly: we've removed it
GM: Dugan is still missing parts of his head.
Ranger Richard: looking for a lagoon to go skinny dipping in sir!
Tyran Drenski looks for Rocky and will not board until he finds him...
Dugan: blissfully unaware that anything is out of the ordinary
Tyran Drenski: Notice [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 8]
GM: Rocky, the Lt, Sarge, and Hunter are still missing.
Ranger Richard: See you later Tyran!
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing {+2 Healer} +2 (No Supplies -2) [1d8 = 10]
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!!
Tyran Drenski: Notice [1d8 = 5]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): THEY ARE PINK<<<<<
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): for Dugan's missing bits
GM: There is no sign of Dugan's missing bits.
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): now that I'm wearing his pants
Ranger Richard: Captain we are still missing some of our group are any other choppers out possibly with them?
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY?????
Tyran Drenski: Notice [1d8 = 7]
Dugan: need a rest Capn'? I can spell you
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyran Drenski: Climbing [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): so I can't heal his wounds?
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!
Ranger Richard: any extra pants in that chopper capn?
Colwyn O'Reilly tries to patch up Richard
Tyran Drenski: Itiraman
Tyran Drenski: Moshi Moshi
Tyran Drenski: Piko
Colwyn O'Reilly: Healing {+2 Healer} +2 (No Supplies -2) [1d8 = 5]
Tyran Drenski: Akto Nikiri
Tyran Drenski: Neepo Wa Chu?
Captain Wildcat Barnowe: Nope, no other choppers in the area. I was told to come out here and rendezvous with a special forces squad, should be the smokin' hot Aussie girl and you guys I guess.
GM: There are no Rocky noises responding to Tyran.
Randall Breckenridge: We got separated when we destroyed tyhe temple. I gues...
Tyran Drenski tears and panic....
Ranger Richard: there I was step by step, inch by inch
Dugan: Thanks Capn... no one's ever called me smokin' hot before
Captain Wildcat Barnowe looks at Dugan strangely.
Tyran Drenski: Survival [1d6 = 3]
Randall Breckenridge: don mind him sir, he was hit the the head sevral times this mission.
Dugan: looks at Capn' Wildcat strangely
Captain Wildcat Barnowe: I ain't from San Fran, and if you are happy to see me, keep that thing away from me.
Colwyn O'Reilly: rolls something just for the die colour [1d8 = 7]
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): the magic eight balls says three for survival without Rocky...
Tyran Drenski: Notice [1d8 = 4]
Captain Wildcat Barnowe: Well, get on the chopper and we will get back to base.
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!!!!!!
Tyran Drenski: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Roccccckkkkyyy
Randall Breckenridge boards in a daze
Tyran Drenski searches....
Colwyn O'Reilly: Richard, help me grab Drenski
Tyran Drenski: Rocky!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly hoists Drenski over his shoulders
Colwyn O'Reilly: Strength [1d6 = 10]
Dugan: [1d20 = 6]
GM: Wow.
Tyran Drenski: ROOOOCCCKKKKKYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Asher (Colwyn O'Reilly): Pink dice are awesome
Nessie (Tyran Drenski): and flaming....
Randall Breckenridge: doc, you got anything fer him?
Colwyn O'Reilly attempts the triple lutz
Colwyn O'Reilly: Agility [1d8 = 5]
Tyran Drenski: ROCKY!!!!!!!
Colwyn O'Reilly: huh... oh well
GM: And gets a double lutz...
Ranger Richard: ok
Ranger Richard: Strength [1d6 = 7]
The chopper flies everyone back to base.
Tyran Drenski only word is rocky....
Dugan: [1d12 = 2]
Randall Breckenridge: [10d8 = 35]
Tyran Drenski: [30d10 = 170]
Dugan: [30d20 = 300]
Tyran Drenski: WILL FIND ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranger Richard: whew hoo
Campaign saved.