Chat log started at 22.5.2011 / 18:47:02

Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Wha? How am I 20 minutes late AND the first one here?
TADM: Probably because I started Fantasy Grounds and did not tell anyone in Vent because they were all busy with other things.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): So that I can gain my rightful place as OP
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): By the way, we haven't seen head nor tail of the leader of Vermillion Bayou. Where is their HQ?
TADM: New Orleans.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): any rumors on what their leader is?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): To new orleans!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): er, who
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): We need more enemies who want to kill us
It is 0800 on April 5, 1880.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'm just worried that their leader is Lacey O'malley
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Short Round is the only one I'm not suspicious of
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): that and Uriel. The rest of you are fair game.
Zach Dallas: Gambling (Skill +2) [1d8+2 = 14]
Zach Dallas: Care to play a game or two, good sir?
Zach Dallas: Agility [1d10 = 4]
No, their leader is a large black man (Zeke would be proud) named Baron Simone LaCroix. He is rumored to be a powerful voodoo practioner from Haiti.
Eyes Like Fire: So, dark warrior and pasty white man, are you ready to set out and rescue Born in a Bowl?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Damn hatians, stealing our jobs as railroad tycoons
Eyes Like Fire sighs.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Pasty?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Jus' point me in the right direcshun, I ain't much use at trackin'
Zach Dallas: Sounds like fun
Eyes Like Fire: Also, the two women who will hold us, back, namely gullible and easily confused Weematai and the chinese girl who scowls whenever Zeke looks at Weematai.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I think you wrong
Ezekial Ikwiano: we could stand to have a few mo women along if you ask me
Zach Dallas: The chinese girl can keep her pace
Eyes Like Fire: No, I'm Eyes Like Fire. Brother Wong is not here.
Eyes Like Fire: Well then, everyone keep up, we have much ground to cover today.
Zach Dallas: By the way, why are your eyes on fire?
Eyes Like Fire heads off quickly down the trail.
Zach Dallas heads after, chatting along the way
Eyes Like Fire: Because the Owl Spirit of the Hunting Grounds has blessed me.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Do they make like, a cream for that or something?
Zach Dallas: Owl Spirit?
Zach Dallas: Is that some sort of Joker?
Eyes Like Fire halts.
Eyes Like Fire draws war club and points it at Zach Dallas.
Eyes Like Fire: You are one of the Stupid aren't you?
Weematai: Yes he is.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I would say so too
Weematai: I can see the Manitou floating about him.
Zach Dallas: Two of you have no room to talk
Zach Dallas: I can pluck them out and cage them, if you'd prefer
Eyes Like Fire: Great, we are taking one of the Stupid into battle against the Rattlesnake clan. What did I do to deserve this fate?
Eyes Like Fire sighs.
Eyes Like Fire resumes walking.
Zach Dallas: I'm not quite sure I like that tone of voice
Weematai: You can cage them? That is pretty cool.
Zach Dallas frowns
Zach Dallas: check it out
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 7]
Xiu Li makes sure to be outside the range of a Medium Blast Template centered on Zach Dallas. She also pulls Weematai and Zeke with her.
Ezekial Ikwiano (to Xiu Li): He must not like you chinese folk, cause he was timidated by that chinese hooker on the boat, and now he's tryin' to impress this injin girl
Zach Dallas whips out a diamond flush. The cards glow green for a moment until the glow centers on the Ace of Diamonds, where it fades away.
Ezekial Ikwiano (to Xiu Li): least now we know he ain't a fairy
Zach Dallas slips the Ace into the front pocket of his duster
Xiu Li (to Zeke): Maybe he can sniff out virgins and that is why he likes her. He could need it for some sort of sacrifice.
Zach Dallas: I'm getting better at catching these things
Weematai claps.
Eyes Like Fire sighs.
Zach Dallas: So, any chance you could show me how to use those Nature Spirits?
Zach Dallas to ELF
Zach Dallas smiles
Eyes Like Fire: No. I have no desire to communicate with a Stupid. The sooner this is over the better.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Jus so you know, I ain't know shit about him and his crazy magic tricks
Ezekial Ikwiano: I just shoot folk
Zach Dallas: Exactly how different are Nature Spirits from Jokers anyway?
Xiu Li (to Zeke): You know, I kind of like ELF, he doesn't care what he says or who he is talking to. I think Zeke and ELF will get along great.
Nick (Stinky Pete): So, what did I miss?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): nothing much
Weematai: Nature Spirits are gentle spirits of the wild who nuture mankind and the land. Manitous are corrupted entities who seek only to destroy and feed off negative emotions and violence.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): apparently ELF doesn't approve of my talents :(
Zach Dallas: Hm. Can Nature Spirits become Manitou?
Zach Dallas: Or vice versa?
Xiu Li: So.....it seems that Zeke and Zach are both fond of feeding Manitou power. Great.
Weematai: Not that I know of.
Zach Dallas: Dang. That would be pretty useful later on...
Zach Dallas: And what do you mean me? I'm hardly more violent than you and tend to be in high spirits
Zach Dallas: granted, not as high since I started getting maimed, but still
Weematai: Although I could be wrong, I remember Born in a Bowl saying that all Spirits were good to start and became corrupted through the actions of man.
Xiu Li shrugs.
Zach Dallas looks startled
Xiu Li: Believe what you will, I do not encourage these manitou in any way or try to use them.
Xiu Li: And I pay for my sins through good acts.
Stinky Pete: To be honest, I haven't ever seen ya sin, Li
Zach Dallas: I hope you're right with that
Eyes Like Fire gets to the bottom of the cliff and gestures to a large canoe.
Eyes Like Fire: We will row that to the home of the Rattlesnake clan.
Zach Dallas: Hey, a boat
Zach Dallas: Sounds fun
Stinky Pete: Course, Zeke sins enough fer the both 'f ya
Eyes Like Fire: I assume the Dark Warrior can row. The pasty white man probably only sits there and looks important while doing no work. And the dead one...stinks.
Eyes Like Fire sniffs at Stinky Pete.
Stinky Pete: Sorry.
Zach Dallas: Don't let him sink
Zach Dallas: summoned a giant octopus last time
Zach Dallas: nearly killed us all
Stinky Pete drinks a quarter bottle of whisky to help cover the smell
Eyes Like Fire: So, dark warrior, you take the front row of oars and I shall take the back. When you get tired hopefully one of the others, perhaps the Chinese girl, can row for a while.
Zach Dallas curses octopi under his breath
Eyes Like Fire: I do not trust the Deader or the Stupid to operate oars correctly.
Zach Dallas: Well, thanks for the vote in confidence, but if I weren't capable I'd be dead
Short Round: Language: Engrish [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas: or worse
Short Round: What about me? I row good
Ezekial Ikwiano (singing): row row ma boat, gently down the stream...
Eyes Like Fire: Sure, you can row for a bit, since you are neither Deader nor Stupid.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 7]
Eyes Like Fire rows boat.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): rows the boat.
Eyes Like Fire: Strength [1d10 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano rows the boat.
Zeke and ELF row for a long time.
GM: Vigor check for Zeke.
Short Round: Strength [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 3]
Short Round is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 9]
Short Round: Strength [1d4 = 2]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): and suddenly Zeke feels more well rested
They make great time, Zeke is clearly warmed up and pumped.
Ezekial Ikwiano: All this rowin' makes me feel alive
Ezekial Ikwiano: Ready to do some killin'
Xiu Li: Weematai...would you stop bending over in front of Zeke to look at the fish...oh wait...I think it is helping him row.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Jus' don't tell Uriel or his God, they wouldn't like that
Weematai: What...oh drats, my shirt is wet...I'll just take it off and let it air dry.
Weematai takes off her shirt.
Xiu Li sighs.
Stinky Pete: Where is Uriel, anyway?
Eyes Like Fire sighs.
Ezekial Ikwiano (to ELF): and you wanted to leave them behind
Eyes Like Fire (to Zeke): They will be a nuisance in combat. I have never known a woman not to be.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Say that to Xiu Li
Stinky Pete: You don't know enough women
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: If you want to fish yo teeth out of the river
Weematai: So, Xiu Li, how did you end up with these people? You are chinese.
Xiu Li: Penance.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I dun killed her dad
Weematai: Hmm...I don't understand.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That was how we met
Weematai looks shocked at Zeke's statement.
Weematai: You killed her dad?
Xiu Li: He did.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I fell awful bad about it now though
Zach Dallas: It wasn't exactly the best decision he's ever made
Ezekial Ikwiano: I thought he was a bad guy at the time
Weematai: And you travel with him now?
Xiu Li: Penance.
Stinky Pete: The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Weematai looks confused.
Weematai puts shirt back on.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Technically, the enemey of my enemy is my ALLY
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): not necessarily my friend
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): technically, the enemy of your enemy can still stab you in the back. I know.
Ezekial Ikwiano: And your friends can shoot you in the eye
TADM: It's even happened in campaigns.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): And your friends can shoot you in the eye
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): and the chest
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Yours was an accident
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Pete's not my friend >.>
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol
Eyes Like Fire: So...dark warrior, how did one so skilled with white man guns end up in the company of a Deader and a Stupid?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I don't trust him at all
Ezekial Ikwiano: I needed drinkin' money
Eyes Like Fire: You are a simple man, I like that.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Simple is good
Ezekial Ikwiano: simple don't break
Eyes Like Fire: When we fight the Rattlesnake clan, you will make the right choice and shoot the enemies in our midst.
Eyes Like Fire nods to Zeke.
Weematai: So...I packed lunch for everyone...who wants some pemmican?
Ezekial Ikwiano: What's that?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Can I lick it off your body?
Zach Dallas: Smarts [1d12 = 10]
Weematai: It's like beef jerky...
Zach Dallas coughs
Weematai thinks about Zeke's request for a second.
Weematai: Sure.
Zach Dallas: NO
Zach Dallas: Zeke, behave or I'm telling Uriel
Weematai puts a piece of pemmican on her arm and holds it out for Zeke to eat off her.
Xiu Li sighs.
Zach Dallas facepalms
Zach Dallas: Poor girl got dealt a two seven off suit, didn't she
Xiu Li: I'm assuming her dad does not let her out much.
Ezekial Ikwiano slowly eats the Pemmican off Weemetai's arm
Ezekial Ikwiano: Not exactly what I had in my, but it's a start
Zach Dallas: and doesn't let her speak with the Bravves
Xiu Li: Definitely not.
Xiu Li: Especially not any of the ones in Atlanta.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): had in mind*
Nick (Stinky Pete): Or the Cleveland Indians either. They might sick Charlie Sheen on him
GM: ELF and Zeke row for several hours, they get out into a current and the large canoe coasts along at a nice rate. Then ELF gestures that the boat needs to make an adjustment to the course.
GM: Strength and Vigor for Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 15]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 17]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROAR
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I FUCKING PASS
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): coincedentally, I spent 11 hours kayaking yesterday
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): a fun passtime
Evidently having an amazingly sexy, nubile, scantily clad, and completely clueless eighteen year old Indian Shaman sitting in front of him makes Zeke really energetic.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): All of man's greatest achievements were done to impress women
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Also
Eyes Like Fire: Dark Warrior, you are a strong member of your people, I am honored to know you. We shall have to drink Firewater together and I shall sings praises in your name.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Absolute proof that women don't care about intelligence in men:
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Issac Newton, smartest human being to every live
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): died a virgin...
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Euler
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wayyyy smarter
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): also, awesome grand-dad
Ezekial Ikwiano: I like drinkin' an singin'
Weematai: I can sing.
Xiu Li: Not the songs they are talking about.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Issac newton invented calculus on a dare from a friend, when he was 25
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): You don't even want to sing those
It is 1200 on April 6, 1880.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Euler continued to write world-shattering mathematical proofs after he went completely blind
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): COMPLETELY BLIND
ELF and Weematai direct the canoe into a dark grotto filled with blackish, stagnant water. Piles of shattered trees jut out at weird angles, making the terrain a lattice work of dangerous stumps and posts. There is a cave at the far end of the grotto that looks unsettlingly like the upper jaw of a human skull. The air reeks of mold and decay. Swarms of flies buzz about the grotto walls. ELF points to a narrow single-file path that leads to the grotto entrance.
Eyes Like Fire: We are here...that is the only safe path to enter, tread carefully or suffer an agonizing death.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That ain't much of a choice
Ezekial Ikwiano treads carefully
Eyes Like Fire hops out of the canoe onto the lattice work of brambles. It shifts uneasy under his weight. Scores of fish with shark-like jaws begin to swirl about the water under him, as if they are waiting to feed if he makes a single misstep.
Xiu Li: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Stinky Pete searches for the safest way across
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 4]
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d4+2 = 17]
GM: The path Elf pointed out is the only way to go.
Ezekial Ikwiano follows ELF carefully.
GM: Short Round gives everyone a +2 bonus to their checks.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility [1d12 = 8]
GM: Agility checks for everyone (Zeke already passed)
GM: Agility [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 13]
Short Round: Agility [1d8 = 7]
GM: Agility [1d6 = 11]
Zach Dallas: Agility [1d10 = 2]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Agility [1d10 = 4]
Stinky Pete: Agility [1d8 = 5]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): you mean you don't want to fall into the water and be eaten by the fish?
Zach Dallas jumps out and slips, but Short Round catches him before he loses his balance.
Zach Dallas: Thanks
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): brb gotta go switch my laundry about
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 1]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): pfff
Short Round: You welcome
The group makes it up to the cave entrance. It is completely, unnaturally dark inside. ELF heads in like this is normal.
TADM: P.S. For the record, I make no guarantees or apologies for any TPK or character death that may happen tonight.
Zach Dallas: I don't suppose you can shed some light on this situation, Eyes Like Fire?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): is our resident lanturn with us?
Eyes Like Fire: Do your Stupid powers not help you in this situation?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lantern? One's a Pokemon...
TADM: Uriel is trying to "convert" the Heathens back at the Necessity Alliance. If there is a TPK here, I already have a plan for Uriel's demise.
Zach Dallas: I was actually talking more for Pete and Zeke
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): LOLOLOL
Weematai: Nature Spirits, show us the way and guide us through the darkness.
Weematai begins glowing like a bright torch.
Xiu Li: Nice.
Stinky Pete: I always knew she had a healthy glow, but this is a bit much
Weematai: Thanks, it is all my natural living and healthy eating....oh, you mean the magic?
Stinky Pete: Both, actually
Ezekial Ikwiano: I like it better with the lights on anyways
Weematai: Me too.
Xiu Li: He doesn't mean what you mean.
Weematai: Oh.
The next chamber is a circular chamber about 15 feet in diameter. Vines hang from the ceiling. From the vines are hanging dozens of tiny stick dolls - they look vaguely like voodoo dolls. Most have a few scraps of leather or burlap over tiny skeletal bodies (it looks like they are made from finger bones) and have rotting fruit for heads. Thousands of flies swarm around the fruit and bones.
Zach Dallas: Hey, Eyes Like Fire, what's up with this place?
Stinky Pete searches for any "familiar faces"
Stinky Pete: Notice {+2 Alertness(S)} [1d10+2 = 7]
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 1]
Eyes Like Fire: It is the home of the Rattlesnake clan, they are far more evil than even a Stupid can comprehend.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): pfff
Zach Dallas: Quite frankly, I don't think you do either
GM: How are you "looking for familiar faces?" There are hundreds of flies on each doll.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): sweep them off? (not really)
Nick (Stinky Pete): Just anything that looks like someone we might know (without touching them)
Zach Dallas: This is sick
Zach Dallas scowls
Ezekial Ikwiano: They just some dolls
Zach Dallas: No, they're not
Zach Dallas: They're posessed. I'm guessing Voodoo
GM: Any shenanigans, or next room?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): next room for me
Zach Dallas: Also, don't breathe in any of those flies
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): eh, ready
Ezekial Ikwiano: That is some really great advice, don't breathe in flies
Zach Dallas: You remember that crow?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I think I coulda figured that one out myself
Ezekial Ikwiano: "don't breathe in any crows" is even better advice
Zach Dallas: These flies are worse
Zach Dallas: half of them are posessed as well
Stinky Pete: We should move on
Ezekial Ikwiano nods
Zach Dallas heads out
Zach Dallas: Pete, you feeling OK?
Stinky Pete: Yeah fine. What's up?
The next room is again circular, and about twenty feet in diameter. The floor here is woven over with dead wood, but you can see through gaps that hundreds of the shark-jawed fish are waiting. This room also has thirteen vines hanging from the ceiling. There are no dolls here, instead there are thirteen men impaled and hanging from the vines. They look like white miners from the area. They have been scalped and blood is draining from their bodies into the wood and water below, driving the fish into a near frenzy any time large drops of blood strike the water.
GM: Guts checks.
TADM: Fear Level is 6.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Guts {+5 Grit} [1d6+5 = 16]
TADM: Zeke is Good to Go.
Stinky Pete: Guts {+2 True Grit(S),+4 Heroic} [1d8+6 = 10]
Weematai: Guts {+3 Veteran} [1d8+3 = 10]
Zach Dallas: Guts {+6 Legendary/True Grit} (-6) [1d6 = 8]
Stinky Pete: Guts [1d4 = 2]
Xiu Li: Guts {+2 Grit} [1d8+2 = 17]
Short Round is using a benny
Short Round: Guts [1d4 = 9]
Eyes Like Fire: Guts {+2 Grit} [1d6+2 = 11]
Short Round is using a benny
Short Round: Guts [1d4 = 7]
Short Round has been awarded a benny
GM: So the good news is - everyone passes.
Zach Dallas removes his hat
Nick (Short Round): And the bad news?
Zach Dallas: Poor souls
The miners open their eyes and a raspy groan comes from their mouths as they begin twitching. The air gets supernaturally cold, and even those without the ability to see the supernatural see black ghosts flitting about the room, sucking life from everyone and everything.
GM: Vigor checks.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 9]
Stinky Pete: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Short Round: Vigor [1d4 = 3]
Short Round is using a benny
Weematai: Vigor [1d8 = 10]
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Short Round: Vigor [1d4 = 19]
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Queen of Clubs and the Red Joker.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): short round is, apparently, the man
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): woot, a joker
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I don't see any bad guys on that combat tracker...
TADM: There are not any...you will need to figure out how to get the manitou attacks to stop. They go at the end of the round every round until combat ends.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Zach, who do I shoot?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Help me out magic man
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I'm on hold btw
Zach Dallas: Reading the cards
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Eyes like fire can go btw, I am going to hold my action until somone else has some idea what we ought to be doing
Eyes Like Fire waits on hold.
Stinky Pete
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I like that short round has a parry of 2
Stinky Pete: Well, since no one seems to come up with any ideas...
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): maybe we shouldn't have brought a kid here...
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): can the hangmen move their arms or are their arms locked into place?
GM: Their arms are flailing around wildly.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I take that as a no
Ezekial Ikwiano: Maybe we should shoot them?
Stinky Pete: Shooting [1d6 = 3]
Stinky Pete is using a benny
Stinky Pete: Shooting [1d6 = 7]
Stinky Pete: Winchester '73 damage [2d8 = 4]
GM: Pete shoots Weematai, who looks mometarily terrified until she realizes that the bullet passed through the cloth of her sleeve and did not actually hit her.
Weematai: EEEK!
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: Well, that's a shame
Zach Dallas removes his right glove
Zach Dallas: getting his throat
Zach Dallas: Fighting [1d6 = 9]
Zach Dallas grabs Pete with his right hand by the throat with his other hand forcing the gun to point away from him
Ezekial Ikwiano: Aw fuck it
Eyes Like Fire: Hmm...the Deader and the Stupid are fighting...maybe I should knock both of them in the water?
Nick (Stinky Pete): Hmmm...me thinks I shoulda stayed in the boat
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano clubs Pete in the face with Bo while firing Luke at the vine holding up a nearby corpse.
Zach Dallas: So, any particular reason you decide to shoot the girl?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Fighting: (3) Bo (Club) (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Joker +2) [1d12+4 = 14]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): o.O
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6, Joker +2) [1d12 = 8]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): k
Ezekial Ikwiano: (3) Bo (Club) damage (Joker +2) [4d4+2 = 24]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 24 damage to PEte
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage (Joker +2) [3d6+2 = 13]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I AM ZEKES FRIEND
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): PLEASE DON"T KILL ME
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 13 to the vine
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): LOL
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): poor Pete
The bullet passes through the vine, just barely doing enough damage to sever it and the corpse drops into the water, where it is ravenously and quickly consumed by the piranha-like fish below.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): he's been asking for this since my eye
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 6]
GM: Pete has Shaken and 4 Wounds from Zeke.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): sorry Pete...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Thought you were going all American Psycho on us...
Stinky Pete is using a benny
Stinky Pete: Vigor [1d8 = 3]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): nom benny
TADM: Is Fen trying to Kill Pete, or knock Pete out?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): knock him out
Stinky Pete: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): he didn't shoot...
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): of course, Pete could still go the way of Carr
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): that's why I clubbed him instead of removing his head with a shotgun
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): with that roll, you would've removed the body from the head...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zeke is still just a little bit amped up from Weemetai's wet t-shirt contest
Xiu Li: AB: Quickness [1d10 = 4]
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 3]
Xiu Li: AB: Smite [1d6 = 4]
Stinky Pete is using a benny
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d6 = 5]
GM: Pete remains standing, albeit his nose looks completely shattered.
Short Round
Xiu Li activates some Ki powers.
Campaign saved.
GM: And a chunk from one of Pete's cheeks falls off, revealing the skeletal structure behind it. No blood drips from his cheek injury, which Zeke takes as a bit weird.
Short Round searches for any sign if Zeke's attack to the vine weakened the spirits
Short Round: Notice {+2 Alertness} [1d6+2 = 6]
GM: Short Round has no way of knowing, but he feels slightly less terrified.
Weematai: Nature Spirits, hear my plea and come to the aid of your servants.
Weematai begins floating off the ground.
Weematai: Oohh...neat.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 5]
GM: Vigor checks for everyone.
Ezekial Ikwiano looks up Weemetai's skirt
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 9]
Short Round: Vigor [1d6 = 22]
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Short round is a fucking beast
Weematai: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Xiu Li: Vigor [1d8 = 10]
Eyes Like Fire: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Seven of Spades and the King of Hearts.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the King of Hearts.
Short Round: Vigor [1d4 = 3]
Weematai: Nature Spirits - protect those who hold true to the faith.
Weematai begins glowing with a bright white light. The black ghosts scatter from her.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano targets two more of the vines holding the corpses in place.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [1d12-2 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Weematai is not floating high enough to give Zeke an upskirt opportunity.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [1d12-2 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [1d12-2 = 16]
GM: Both hit with raises.
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [3d6 = 17]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [4d6 = 11]
TADM: For once, when a Holy Man of the Lord would be useful...
GM: Zeke shoots through the vine holding up another corpse, and it drops into the water to be consumed. The second vine looks tattered but remains intact.
Xiu Li: Fighting [1d10 = 8]
Xiu Li: Fighting [1d10 = 6]
Xiu Li: Martial Arts damage [Raise] [3d8+2 = 31]
Xiu Li: Martial Arts damage [2d8+2 = 20]
Xiu Li bursts forward with incredible speed and punches through the chest of the two nearest miners. Their bodies explode in a profusion of gore and blood that results in everyone being covered in viscera.
Xiu Li: Hmm....
Weematai gags.
Eyes Like Fire: That is....wow...
Eyes Like Fire worships the ground Xiu Li walks on.
Zach Dallas: ARGH MY COAT
Weematai: When we get out of here, I'm going to have to strip off all my clothes and wash everything!
Weematai looks aggravated.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'll help
Zach Dallas: Smarts [1d12 = 5]
Stinky Pete starts humming "Let the bodies hit the floor..."
Zach Dallas: Shut up
Zach Dallas punches Pete's throat again to stop the humming
Stinky Pete (shaken)
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 5]
Zach Dallas
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I think it's a fair bet he would mind...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Thrown an exploding card at the hanging corpses or something, I pretty much neutralized Pete for now
[w] -> Zach Dallas: Spellcasting and opposed Spirit
TADM: And Fen is correct in his assessment.
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 20]
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 9]
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 8]
Zach and Pete seem to be locked in some sort of mental duel. There is a screeching noise from Pete but Zach seems to be making little progress with whatever he is trying to do.
Short Round
Eyes Like Fire: Fighting [1d10 = 3]
Eyes Like Fire: War Club damage [Raise] [3d10 = 19]
Short Round holds til something presents itself
Eyes Like Fire swings war club at a corpse. It explodes most impressively.
Eyes Like Fire warcries.
GM: Five down, eight to go.
GM: Vigor checks for everyone.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 4]
Nick (Short Round): And the score is 1-0 for the Indians
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 4]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I will benny if that fails
Stinky Pete: Vigor [1d6 = 8]
Short Round: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Short Round is using a benny
Short Round: Vigor [1d4 = 11]
Weematai: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Xiu Li: Vigor [1d8 = 5]
Eyes Like Fire: Vigor [1d6 = 7]
GM: Everyone passes.
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the King of Diamonds and the Four of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the King of Diamonds.
Short Round
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano fires at the vine he damaged already with Luke and another vine with Bo.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [1d12-2 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 0]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Marksman +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6) [1d12-2 = 2]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): damnit
GM: One hit
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [2d6 = 6]
GM: The corpse hanging on the damage vine slides into the water.
Eyes Like Fire: Fighting [1d10 = 9]
Eyes Like Fire: Fighting [1d10 = 19]
Eyes Like Fire: War Club damage [Raise] [3d10 = 16]
Eyes Like Fire: War Club damage [Raise] [3d10 = 13]
Eyes Like Fire appears to be berserking and shreds through two more corpses.
Stinky Pete (shaken)
Stinky Pete: Spirit [1d12 = 9]
GM: Pete recovers and can act next round.
Weematai maintains her active powers.
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 8]
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 2]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Stinky Pete: Spirit (Wound Penalty -3) [1d12-3 = 5]
GM: Zach and Pete maintain their grip on each other, with neither making much progress this round.
Xiu Li: Fighting [1d10 = 9]
Xiu Li: Fighting [1d10 = 11]
Xiu Li: Martial Arts damage [Raise] [3d8+2 = 12]
Xiu Li: Martial Arts damage [Raise] [3d8+2 = 28]
Xiu Li runs up one wall and along the length of it, doing swinging kicks as she passes a couple corpses and causing them to explode with shower of goo and blood.
GM: Ten down, three to go.
GM: Vigor checks from everyone.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 2]
Weematai: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d6 = 9]
Xiu Li: Vigor [1d6 = 15]
Eyes Like Fire: Vigor [1d8 = 9]
Stinky Pete: Vigor (Wound Penalty -3) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-3 = -1]
Stinky Pete: Vigor [1d4 = 5]
GM: Assuming the second roll is actually Short Round, everyone passes again.
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Short Round was dealt the Black Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Ace of Diamonds and the Five of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Ace of Diamonds.
The deck has been shuffled.
Short Round
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol, short round joker
Weematai maintains her active powers.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano fires shotgun blasts at two of the remaining corpses' heads.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Shotguns +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d6+2 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Shotguns +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d6+2 = 9]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): hit and a hit with raise?
GM: Yes
Ezekial Ikwiano: (2) Bo damage [5d6+4 = 25]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (2) Luke damage [4d6+4 = 22]
GM: The two corpses explode.
Eyes Like Fire: Fighting [1d10 = 8]
Eyes Like Fire: War Club damage [Raise] [3d10 = 13]
Eyes Like Fire destroys the last one.
Stinky Pete
Xiu Li moves next to Pete, holds action.
Ezekial Ikwiano: That was cool
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): That was cool
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): What on earth was that?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Pappa Rattlesnake eh?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Was that the stats for him?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): looked like
GM: Quite possibly.
Zach Dallas: dammit, I wish I had expected that
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): if you'd left it up for another 2s I'd have Printscreened that sucker :P
GM: Pete sets his gun down and looks around for his missing cheek.
Zach Dallas
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Well, then, sorry Pete
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d6 = 13]
Zach Dallas: Sorry, Pete, your borrowed time is up
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 13]
Stinky Pete: Spirit (Wound Penalty -3) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-3 = 0]
GM: There is a screech and a howl. Pete goes completely limp.
Zach Dallas: Capture Manitou damage [2d12 = 11]
Zach Dallas: GAH! Get back here you cowardly bastard
Eyes Like Fire: Stop playing around, Stupid, we need to move on. The manitou will come back to this room only stronger.
Eyes Like Fire heads into the next room.
Zach Dallas leaps up from Pete. Several cards fly out of Zach's sleeves, glow green briefly, then go out
Xiu Li follows ELF.
Weematai hovers after ELF.
Zach Dallas follows after
Ezekial Ikwiano follows ELF
Zach Dallas: Sorry, Pete
Ezekial Ikwiano reloads while he walks.
Short Round is lost and confused, but figures it safer with the pretty girls and follows them
Pete's corpse lies motionless on the ground in the room. The piranha like fish circle around it expectantly, waiting for it to fall through the lattice work so they can eat it.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 9 toughness? Pappa Rattlesnake don't fuck around
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I should have saved some of my bennies...
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): You've been rolling above 20 on your damages...
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Even I am not lucky enough to get a joker and one-shot the big-bad-boss
The group enters the next room, and finds the ground solid stone, covered with a mat of finger bones, wood shards, and what looks like shedded snake skins.
There is a figure buried in a pile of twigs in the distance. You can barely make out what the figure is supposed to be or what is going on.
Weematai: Born in a Bowl!
Weematai floats forward as quickly as possible.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Stay back girl
Ezekial Ikwiano: It's probably a trap
Eyes Like Fire: It's called experience.
TADM: 1 Square = 6 Pace (or 6', however you want to look at it - and no, Born in a Bowl is not supposed to be 18' tall.)
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): So we get three squares per round?
TADM: No, you get 1 ssquare per round.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): oh
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): that was the DM slapping you
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): "accidently"
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Short Round was dealt the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Queen of Diamonds and the Three of Diamonds.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Queen of Diamonds.
The deck has been shuffled.
Short Round
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Short round with the fucking jokers lol
Short Round hold
Ezekial Ikwiano
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zeke hold as well
Eyes Like Fire on hold, prepping Marksman with bow.
Zach Dallas
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): this room is shaped like Africa, that should give Zeke a massive bonus
Zach Dallas: Oh, dear
Zach Dallas: This is the first time I've been here physically
Xiu Li: We aren't in Kansas any more, Zeke.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Zeke=Toto=lol
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zeke is more like Tito
GM: Shooting [1d10 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): more like Mongo...
GM: Winchester '73 damage [2d8 = 15]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): true
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I've never punched a horse though
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): you sure? We had some shenanigans with your old horse that one time.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I didn't punch him, I just tried to bribe him with cigars
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): done
Weematai floats forward and casts Healing on Born in a Bowl.
Weematai: Tribal Medicine [1d12 = 9]
Xiu Li: AB: Quickness [1d10 = 5]
Xiu Li: AB: Armor [1d8 = 5]
Papa Rattlesnake: And what is this?
Papa Rattlesnake: HAHAHA!
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): so that is about 20 feet then?
The little splinters underfoot swirl into a maelstrom and pelt Zeke, Short Round, and Zach.
Simultaneously, three black snakes fly from the thin air at streak towards Weematai.
Then a hideous looking indian shaman appears, his coarse laugh echoing off the walls.
GM: [2d4 = 5]
The maelstrom of splinters stuns Zach and Short Round.
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [1] [1d10 = 4]
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [2] [1d6 = 3]
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [3] [1d10 = 6]
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [4] [1d10 = 4]
Papa Rattlesnake: Bow damage [2d6 = 3]
Papa Rattlesnake: Bow damage [2d6 = 6]
Papa Rattlesnake: Bow damage [2d6 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano unleashes a hail of gunfire from Luke at Pappa Rattlesnake
Weematai: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Weematai: Vigor [1d8 = 15]
Weematai: Vigor [1d6 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Medium Range -2, Fanning the Hammer -4) [1d12-2 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (-2) [1d12-2 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (-2) [1d12-2 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (-2) [1d12-2 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (-2) [1d12-2 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (-2) [1d12-2 = 8]
Zeke pours a massive amount of lead into Papa Rattlesnake. The bullets fly right through him and get nicely embedded in the wall behind him.
Papa Rattlesnake: Gunpowder weapons?
Papa Rattlesnake: HAHAHAHAHA!
Ezekial Ikwiano: I'm out of ideas, usually bullets work for me
Weematai drops to the ground as the snakes hit her, clamp on with their venomous teeth, and inject poison into her.
Zach Dallas: Eh, it happens occasionally
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Red Joker and the Five of Hearts.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Red Joker! Go whenever you want this round. You also get: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Zach Dallas: Aw, dammit
Zach Dallas: Maybe they'll work on the snakes?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): how many snakes on Weemetai?
TADM: Three.
Weematai begins twitching spasmodically.
Ezekial Ikwiano fires at two of the snakes on Weemetai.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Joker +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6, Medium Range -2) [1d12-2 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Joker +2, Called Shot (Tiny) -6, Medium Range -2) [1d6-2 = 5]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): hits?
GM: Yes - don't roll damage.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): k
Zeke manages super awesome precision shooting, killing two of the snakes.
TADM: They have a toughness of 3...you are good.
Short Round (shaken)
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): lol
Short Round: Spirit [1d6 = 7]
Weematai: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 4]
Xiu Li: Fighting [1d10 = 16]
Xiu Li: Martial Arts damage [2d8+2 = 17]
Xiu Li runs forward, grabs the last snake with her free hand and snaps its head off with her thumb, then grabs Weematai and throws the girl back to Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Thanks!
Xiu Li: Don't let her die.
Zach Dallas: Merry Christmas
Xiu Li looks at Papa Rattlesnake.
Xiu Li extends arm and waves fingers mockingly.
Xiu Li: Bring it on.
Eyes Like Fire: Shooting [1d8 = 7]
Eyes Like Fire: Bow damage [2d6 = 6]
Eyes Like Fire fires an arrow at Papa Rattlesnake - it hits him and there is a thunderclap. Papa Rattlesnake howls in anger, pulls the arrow out of him and snaps it in half.
Papa Rattlesnake: Death is coming for you - for you have entered his lands!
Papa Rattlesnake: HAHAHHAHA!
GM: Then, there is a gunshot.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): PETE!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): not me, plz
Nick (Stinky Pete): It wasn't me!!!
GM: Six wounds to Zach.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): aw, dammit
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I knew we should've pushed that body into the water
GM: [2d4 = 4]
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
GM: Throwing [1d10 = 4]
GM: Throwing [1d6 = 8]
GM: Throwing [1d10 = 8]
GM: Err...wait...3 wounds to Zach...wow, my math skills are totally failing me tonight.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): nom me?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): I used my Nom on Pete, stupidly. In retrospect
Nick (Stinky Pete): Fine
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): meh, save it for later
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'll need it next time
Papa Rattlesnake directs all attacks at ELF, since ELF actually hit him enough that he noticed his existence.
Papa Rattlesnake: COWER FOOLISH INDIAN - KILL YOURSELF FROM SHAME.
Papa Rattlesnake: Intimidation {+2 Strong-Willed, +6 Reputation} [1d12+8 = 19]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): where did the shot come from?
GM: Hmm...a 19 on that ability...glad he didn't use that on a PC.
TADM: In the other room.
Eyes Like Fire: Spirit [1d8 = 5]
Eyes Like Fire drops to the ground in a catatonic state.
Zach Dallas (shaken)
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): wait a minute, this guy isn't even a wildcard according to the tracker...
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d6 = 11]
[w] -> Zach Dallas: You can try and see what happens. You might be surprised.
Zach Dallas has been awarded a benny
Booming Voice: GOOD WILL OVERCOME.
Papa Rattlesnake: Err...what?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): was that my voice?
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): or...WAS IT URIEL'S?!
TADM: Not unless you have lots of extra estrogen in your system.
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the King of Clubs and the Two of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the King of Clubs.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): nope, not me. What about Uriel?
Eyes Like Fire: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 10]
Eyes Like Fire remains catatonic.
Zach Dallas: Oh, wait, Isabella was sent here whole, wasn't she
Zach Dallas: I forgot about that for a moment
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [1d6 = 10]
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [1d10 = 5]
Papa Rattlesnake: Throwing [1d6 = 5]
Papa Rattlesnake hurls three rattlesnakes at Zach.
Papa Rattlesnake: Bow damage [2d6 = 15]
Papa Rattlesnake: Bow damage [2d6 = 7]
Papa Rattlesnake: Bow damage [2d6 = 3]
GM: Two bounce off his coat. The third one latches onto his nose.
GM: Vigor check at -2 please.
Nick (Short Round): I bet that looks hissssss-sterical
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): oh, great, more facial deformities
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Nick (Short Round): Fangs for the memories
Zach Dallas is using a benny
TADM: Zach can now measure his life in minutes, unless he gets magical healing.
Zach Dallas: Vigor [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 7]
TADM: Okay, much better.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Weematai gurgles...
Ezekial Ikwiano leaps forward and frenzies on Papa Rattlesnake.
Nick (Short Round): Yeah, once bitten, twice shy as the say
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): do we get size bonus against him?
Weematai: Zeke...hold a second...
Short Round
Ezekial Ikwiano hesitates for a moment at Weemetai's suggestion.
GM: Is Short Round moving out of danger?
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Short round should make himself useful by attacking the snake on Zach!
Short Round: Where would that be? We're surrounded by danger!
Nick (Short Round): done
Weematai: Tribal Medicine [1d12 = 11]
Weematai casts Holy Aura on Zeke, making all of his attacks magical.
Weematai then passes out.
Zach Dallas
GM: Zeke then Zach.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): un-holding.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Die!
Ezekial Ikwiano unloads both shotguns at Papa Rattlesnake.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d12 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (2) Luke (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Head) -4) [1d12 = 11]
GM: Both hit.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): is he immune to raises?
GM: No, just called shots - so you get nothing special from the head shots.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Ok, are they raises though?
GM: Yes
Ezekial Ikwiano: (2) Bo damage [5d6 = 29]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (2) Luke damage [4d6 = 21]
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): 29 and 21
Papa Rattlesnake is using a benny
Papa Rattlesnake: Vigor [1d10 = 3]
Papa Rattlesnake is using a benny
Papa Rattlesnake: Vigor [1d10 = 3]
Papa Rattlesnake is using a benny
Papa Rattlesnake: Vigor [1d6 = 10]
Papa Rattlesnake explodes into a gooey mess as Zeke's shotguns tear him several new rectums, in multiple places, in multiple directions.
Eyes Like Fire: Spirit [1d8 = 6]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): That is why I like Zeke. And why I don't make him upset
Ezekial Ikwiano reloads his guns.
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Critical failure!] [1d4-1 = 0]
Ezekial Ikwiano checks on weemetai.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): that's embarassing
Ezekial Ikwiano: Agility [1d12 = 14]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pimpin' +2 [1d12+2 = 13]
Ezekial Ikwiano and gracefully cops a feel.
GM: As far as Zeke can tell, Weematai is very dead.
GM: There is a nasty blackish liquid pouring from her mouth. The urge to provide mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is completely crushed.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): well, there really isn't anything I can do about this. Not the "healy" type of mage.
GM: Zeke realizes he just copped a feel on a dead chick. Zeke can respond however he feels is appropriate.
TADM: Yes - the ONE TIME URIEL WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY USEFUL.
Ezekial Ikwiano lights a cigar.
Xiu Li heads over to Weematai.
Ezekial Ikwiano cops another feel, she won't mind.
Zach Dallas: checks on ELF?
Xiu Li does not even seem to notice what Zeke is doing.
Xiu Li: She's dead.
Zach Dallas checks on ELF
Eyes Like Fire also seems to be very dead.
Zach Dallas: Let's bring them with us.
Xiu Li checks on ELF.
Xiu Li: Nothing I can do for him either.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Good idea
Ezekial Ikwiano picks up Weemetai and throws her over his shoulder.
Born in a Bowl: No, there is not, but they must be brought from this place. I will show you the way.
Zach Dallas: Also, let's check what's in the other room, because something shot me in the back
Born in a Bowl floats forward.
TADM: Okay, and this is where we call it a night. You will need your Bennies for next session.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Thanks
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Besides, I am tired
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wimp
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): :D
Nick (Short Round): thank you, Brad. tpk: averted...for now
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Nah, Zeke and Short Round would've lived for sure
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Me, I'd probably have died without that extra benny
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): Zeke is all offense, no defense
Nick (Short Round): We know. You offend people on a regular basis
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): see yall in a fortnight then
GM: Ciao!
Campaign saved.