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Savage Worlds Ruleset for Fantasy Grounds II
(c) 2009 Pinnacle Entertainment Group.
GM: So, the group needs to (a) go find Xiu Li and (b) take Sees Far Ahead's skull back to Born in a Bowl
GM: What does this group want to do, because Pete and Short Round will go do the other one.
Uriel Iscariot: Verily, I charge Stinky to bring this heretic skull back to those who needeth it!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yeah, onward to Xiu Li, pete and short round can take the skull back
Uriel Iscariot: We shall Save Xiu!
GM: Stinky Pete and Short Round head north, carrying a Shaman skull.
Uriel Iscariot says some blessings for travel saftey for Pete's sake.
GM: (2) Bo damage [4d6 = 28]
Uriel Iscariot: Onward!
Ezekial Ikwiano continues following the blood trail.
Uriel Iscariot: Justice will prevail! Fear no darkness!
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 11]
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [1d4-1 = 1]
Uriel Iscariot: No Demon may strike us down! We are the chosen of the LORD!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I blink
GM: The group heads south, following the blood trail that is now obvious enough that Zeke can follow it without special tracking assistance.
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 2]
The group follows along for a short distance, coming to a small rise that is overlooking a number of scrawny green trees.
Zach Dallas: Look! Scrawny green trees!
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 8]
[w] Zach Dallas: anything go off on the Magic Radar?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [Critical failure!] [1d4 = 1]
Uriel Iscariot: Notice [1d6 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Why are the inside of my eyelids so dark?
Uriel Iscariot: Becasue you need to up to the sun and see the GLORY of creatioN!
Uriel Iscariot: Quit lookin down!
Uriel and Zach, having long been used to random attacks from unknown sources, are not surprised by the gunshot that rings out from behind them.
Zeke however, is a little surprised...
Garrett Black: Shooting (Long Range -4, Aim +2, Called Shot (Head) -4, Marksman +2, Drop +4) [1d10 = 9]
GM: Winchester '73 damage (Head Shot +4, Drop +4) [Raise] [4d8+8 = 23]
That would be Shaken + 4 Wounds to the back of Zeke's head.
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lulz
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 7]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d10 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Uriel and Zach spin around to see Garrett Black, the man you had met just a few minutes ago, floating in the sky above them, about 85' away, swiveling his '73 Winchester to shoot Uriel.
As in, he knows exactly how far Zeke's gun can shoot and is staying out of range.
Garrett Black: Reverend Grimme sends his condolences.
Garrett Black: But you should not walk around advertising your intentions to his high priests.
Garrett Black: So I'm here to cull you, before you become a real problem.
Round 1
The deck has been shuffled.
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Seven of Hearts and the Ace of Diamonds.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Ace of Diamonds.
Ezekial Ikwiano (shaken)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 4]
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage [3d6 = 7]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): first one, please
Garrett Black looks mildly upset that you set his hat on fire.
Zach Dallas: Get down from there
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Occult {+2 Honey Vial} [1d6+2 = 6]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (If hes flying supernaturally, would natural physical wind be able to knock him out/down a bit?)
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): is there any good place to run to?
Possibly, a strong enough wind might be able to push him around, but the magical power is more like hovering and actual flight.
TADM: You can run, but you will only die tired.
Uriel Iscariot Godspeed
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6+2 = 11]
Uriel Iscariot: Nay, Nay Mr. Black. The elements themselves turn upon your evil!
Uriel Iscariot Windstorm
GM: You cast it with a Raise.
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Battle Damage! -1) [1d12+2 = 9]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Just trying to muck with his aim/etc. I don't really think it will do much to him
GM: You cast Windstorm with a raise.
GM: Vigor [1d12 = 4]
TADM: Well, it does not harm him or make him Shaken, but it does stop him from using the Aim maneuver and he suffers a -2 penalty on all shots. So that was a good idea. :)
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Woot!
Garrett Black flies away from the windstorm and fires at Uriel.
Garrett Black: Shooting (Long Range -4, Windstorm -2) [1d6-6 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: You've left your gusto behind, thy cannot hope to hit a shepherd of the LORD!
Garrett Black fires a bullet that passes through Uriel's hat and knocks it off, but does no other damage.
Round 2
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Five of Clubs and the Six of Clubs.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Six of Clubs.
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): you've got 7 rounds of "Black has -2 to hit you"
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Zeke
Ezekial Ikwiano (shaken)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d8 = 7]
GM: Zeke is unshaken
Uriel Iscariot
Uriel Iscariot: Use one action for maintain the gust
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Battle Damage! -1) [1d12+2 = 13]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (maintain)
GM: Second action?
Uriel Iscariot: The Shepherd Looks out for his flock!
Uriel Iscariot: Big Heal on Fen
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Third Teir Power -6, Battle Damage! -1) [1d12-4 = 5]
GM: That removes a wound.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): i'm done.
Garrett Black: Shooting (Long Range -4, Double-Tap +1, Windstorm -2) [1d10-5 = 4]
Garrett Black: Winchester '73 damage (Double-Tap +1) [3d8+1 = 22]
Garrett Black shoots Uriel for Shaken + 4 Wounds.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): BENNIES
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wimp
GM: Indeed
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 1]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lulz
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor [1d6 = 3]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Battle Damage! -1) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 4]
Zach Dallas: a day for 5-1s
Uriel Iscariot (Dramatically_Wounded): I fear no darkness, for the Lord is my Strength...
GM: That would be 2 Incapacitation (Vigor) at -3.
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Uh Oh... -3) [1d6-3 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Uh Oh... -3) [1d6-3 = 2]
GM: Spirit check at -3.
Uriel Iscariot: Spirit [1d12 = 11]
Uriel drops to the ground, unconscious.
Zach Dallas: Well, that's unfortunate
GM: And he gets a disfiguring injury - so Zach does not feel alone any longer.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): teehee
GM: [2d6 = 10]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): eunuch
The bullet passes through Uriel's leg, shattering the bones and tearing up the muscle. (Congratulations, you have just developed the Lame Hindrance.)
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): (I've always been lame, thank you very much :))
TADM: No no! Physically lame, not mentally.
Garrett Black: I am the Angel of Death! Behold the power of the Lord! I shall destroy you heretical unbelievers!
Round 3
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Ten of Clubs and the Ten of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Ten of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): how far away is he now, after Uriel's wind-storm?
He is 86' away.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I will move 6' towards him (assume that's what I just did there) and then attack with my carbine
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: LeMat Carbine (Medium Range -2) [1d12-2 = 1]
Uriel Iscariot: NOM ON Ezekial Ikwiano
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): NOM ON Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: LeMat Carbine (Medium Range -2) [1d12-2 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano: LeMat Carbine damage [2d8 = 5]
GM: That shot misses.
GM: So the fact that your damage does not get above his toughness is a minor point.
Zach Dallas
Ezekial Ikwiano has been awarded a benny
Zach Dallas has been awarded a benny
Uriel Iscariot has been awarded a benny
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): yay pitty bennies!
GM: [5d6 = 17]
Zach Dallas throws a stack of cards at Garret Black. The cards spin through the air before turning into a massive hail of obsidian chunks that slam into Garrett Black and throw him backwards through the air. Then they continue to spin, twirling together into a cloud that takes on the form of a giant obsidian Amazonian Goddess, towering somewhere about 40' in height and visible for several hundred miles. She rears back her arm and a giant crystalline hammer forms, which she then smashes into Garrett Black hard enough that it pile drives him into the ground.
Garrett Black: Well, suck.
Garrett Black is using a benny
Garrett Black: Vigor [1d6 = 8]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): o.O
Zach Dallas: Well, you're close enough now
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 2]
Garrett Black gets up and dusts himself off, evidently all that abuse was short-lived.
Zach Dallas stares at the spectacle, gaping
The giant Amazonian-Obsidian goddess vanishes.
Garrett Black decides that killing Zach Dallas is priority #1.
Garrett Black: Shooting (Double-Tap +1, Marksman +2, Called Shot (Tiny (Eye) -6) [1d10-3 = 7]
Garrett Black: Colt Peacemaker damage [3d6+1 = 13]
Garrett Black shoots Zach in the other eye, for a Shaken + 2 Wounds.
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 4]
GM: Bennies or blindness!
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 11]
Uriel Iscariot (shaken)
Zach Dallas: WOAH THERE! Been there, done that. I like my other eye
GM: Uriel gets to make gurgle noises.
Round 4
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Five of Hearts and the Two of Spades.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Five of Hearts.
Uriel Iscariot (Gargleblagh): Bwafdfsdd.....cookies...sdasdas
Garrett Black runs up the hillside while drawing his Colt Peacemaker and fanning the hammer with 3 shots going at Zeke and 3 going at Zach.
Zach Dallas: No thank you
Garrett Black: Shooting [1] [1d10 = 14]
Garrett Black: Shooting [2] [1d6 = 3]
Garrett Black: Shooting [3] [1d10 = 2]
Garrett Black: Shooting [4] [1d10 = 3]
Garrett Black: Shooting [5] [1d10 = 2]
Garrett Black: Shooting [6] [1d10 = 5]
Garrett Black: Shooting [7] [1d10 = 7]
Garrett Black rolls some sucktastic shooting.
Garrett Black: Colt Peacemaker damage [Raise] [4d6+1 = 14]
Garrett Black: Colt Peacemaker damage [3d6+1 = 11]
Shaken + 1 Wound on Zeke. Shaken + 2 Wounds on Zach.
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 8]
Ezekial Ikwiano is using a benny
Ezekial Ikwiano: Vigor [1d6 = 7]
Uriel Iscariot (shaken)
Uriel Iscariot (Snargleblerg): Gobbledarknaught
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage [3d6 = 20]
Garrett Black: Huckster magic?
Garrett Black: HAHAHA!
Garrett Black is using a benny
Garrett Black: Vigor [1d6 = 16]
Garrett Black runs through the Blast like it is not even there.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo (Imp. Trademark Weapon +2, Marksman +2, Fanning the Hammer -4) [1d12 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo [1d12 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo [1d12 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo [1d12 = 4]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo [1d12 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Bo [1d12 = 6]
GM: Three hits.
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [3d6 = 15]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [3d6 = 20]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Bo damage [3d6 = 28]
Zach Dallas: AHA! How about THAT magic!
Garrett Black is using a benny
Garrett Black: Vigor [1d12 = 8]
Garrett Black is using a benny
Garrett Black: Vigor [1d12 = 10]
Uriel Iscariot (droolish): bleeeeuuuuuuuuuring....ru
Round 5
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Six of Spades and the King of Clubs.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the King of Clubs.
Ezekial Ikwiano
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 10]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 17]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 2]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d12 = 10]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): BIMODAL FIELD ACTIVATED
Ezekial Ikwiano: Shooting: (1) Luke [1d6 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [2d6 = 4]
GM: 3 Hits, 1 Hit with Raise
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [3d6 = 18]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [2d6 = 9]
Ezekial Ikwiano: (1) Luke damage [2d6 = 4]
Garrett Black is using a benny
Garrett Black: Vigor [1d12 = 10]
Garrett Black is out of bennies.
Campaign saved.
Zeke opens fire. Garrett grunts a couple times.
Uriel Iscariot (shaken)
Uriel Iscariot (gargleblaster): snorf
Zach Dallas
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage [3d6 = 7]
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage [3d6 = 15]
Garrett Black: Vigor [1d12 = 4]
Zach Dallas throws several more cards which explode into balls of green energy that Garrett routinely ignores
Zach Dallas drops prone
Garrett Black moves up to there and does a double action.
Garrett Black points at Zeke.
Garrett Black: Cower Black Man!
Garrett Black: Intimidation {+6 Reputation} [1d8+4 = 11]
GM: Spirit check on Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [1d6 = 8]
GM: Nicely done...you are only Shaken and not terrified.
Garrett Black: Spellcasting [1d8 (Battle Damage) -2 = 9]
GM: Hmm....
GM: Spirit check on Zach.
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Does True Grit help?
GM: Depends, do you want to transfer 1 wound from yourself to him, or 2, or 0?
GM: Right now he is healing 1 and you are losing 1.
Zach Dallas is using a benny
Zach Dallas: Spirit [1d8 = 6]
GM: Now you are losing none and he is gaining none.
Garrett Black makes a grabbing motion at Zach Dallas. A manitou visibly bursts from his hand and flies over to Zach. It attempts to suck Zach's life out, but Zach is too strong for that. The manitou looks disgusted and flies off.
Zach Dallas: Stop that you bastard. I've had bigger fish bite onto me
Round 6
Dealing cards...
Ezekial Ikwiano was dealt the Seven of Spades and the Ace of Hearts.
Ezekial Ikwiano uses the Ace of Hearts.
Ezekial Ikwiano (shaken)
Ezekial Ikwiano: Spirit [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6 = 2]
Uriel Iscariot (SnorgleBoo): sniffvleviff
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Nom to Zeke
Zach Dallas was dealt a Joker! Go whenever you want and this round: Joker Trait/Damage Bonus [2]
The deck has been shuffled.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): WOOOO!
Zach Dallas feels inspired
Zach Dallas
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): looks hopeful
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): well, technically I gain nothing for using both Jokers...
GM: Nonsense, it is a 4 of a Kind
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): odds I use one, evens I use two
Zach Dallas: Gambling [1d6 = 4]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): shit
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Well, you read it, folks
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage (Joker +2) [3d6+2 = 6]
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage (Joker +2) [3d6+2 = 24]
Zach Dallas: Blast 4 damage (Joker +2) [3d6+2 = 13]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): We'll assume the middle one is the double joker
Uriel Iscariot (blarglebhast): vvuuuuuuuuuu
Zach plays 54-pickup with Garrett Black.
Zach Dallas: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zach Dallas steals the show
A veritable swarm of cards flies from Zach Dallas, they transform into a screaming cloud of skulls that fly over to Garrett and devour his flesh, biting and gnawing until nothing is left but his bones. Then a demonic choir of manitou boil up from the ground, grab his bones, and disappear through a flaming rift that blasts fire out of it as they flee straight back to the depths of Hell.
GM: Now that bad stuff happens...
Ezekial Ikwiano moves away from Zach Dallas.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I HAVE PROTECTION FROM CUTENESS
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): uh oh
Zach Dallas whistles innocently
GM: Zach needs to make a Vigor check.
Zach Dallas: Vigor (Joker +2) [1d6+2 = 7]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): >.>
Ezekial Ikwiano drags Uriel away from Zach
Zach drops unconscious.
Zach Dallas: Bleh
Zach Dallas: Spirit (Joker +2) [1d8+2 = 8]
Uriel Iscariot drools
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {-2 Unskilled} [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-2 = 2]
GM: Uriel needs to make a Vigor check
Zach Dallas: Stealth {-2 Untrained} (Joker +2) [1d4 = 3]
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Uh Oh... -3) [1d6-3 = 2]
Uriel Iscariot is using a benny
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Uh Oh... -3) [1d6-3 = 8]
GM: Well, the good news is that Uriel is not dead.
GM: The bad news is that the leg damage is a permanent injury.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): But I get a cane, right? and can hit people with it, right?
GM: An eerie silence settles over the battlefield. Because of the powers used by Zach, there is no trace that Garrett Black was ever here.
Feneril (Ezekial Ikwiano): aside from the holes is all of our faces
GM: Zeke finds himself standing alone at the top of a hill. Zach and Uriel are both unconscious. Uriel no longer seems to be profusely bleeding, but needs some medical attention rather soon.
GM: Zeke is quite convinced that was a pretty intense 1 minute of his life.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): yay team cripple!
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): We should enter the special olympics
Uriel Iscariot: Derps.
Ezekial Ikwiano ties Uriel and Zach together by the ankles and begins dragging them along the path they had been following
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 10]
GM: Well, if Zeke is going to do that, I need another Vigor check from Uriel.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Uriel Iscariot: Vigor (Uh Oh... -3) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-3 = 8]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): ROFL ROFL ROFL
Ezekial Ikwiano notices Uriel moaning in pain.
Ezekial Ikwiano Picks Uriel up.
Ezekial Ikwiano Ties Zach's rope around his waste.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 6]
Uriel Iscariot (spacey): ....what thee do for the least of my brothers, thee do for me....
GM: Okay, then I need a Vigor check from Zach
Zach Dallas: Vigor [1d6 = 5]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Unskilled {-2 Unskilled} [1d4-2 = 1]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): I'm not even wounded
Zeke carries Uriel and drags Zach along behind him for about 20 minutes, following the direction of the blood trail until he finds a small lean-to sitting beneath two trees. It is about 20' from Zeke when he stops and sets Uriel down.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): oh, great, two levels of fatigue
Uriel Iscariot (weak): blessed be the pure of heart, for they shall inherit the eart..r....
Ezekial Ikwiano (Shouting): Anyone in there?
Ezekial Ikwiano (Shouting): I promise I won't shoot you or nothin'
Ezekial Ikwiano (Shouting): Unless you shoot at me first
There is no response from the lean-to.
Uriel Iscariot: Kn Bible {+2 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Uh Oh... -3) [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6-1 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano goes into the lean-to gingerly.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d4 = 6]
Zeke sees Xiu Li in the lean-to. She appears to be unconscious.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Too many knocked out people
TADM: It's Zeke's chance!
Uriel Iscariot: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Ezekial Ikwiano puts his hand on Xiu Li's chest to feel for her breathing. And her breasts.
Xiu Li: Fighting [1d10 = 9]
Xiu Li: Martial Arts damage [2d8+2 = 10]
Xiu Li eyes fly open and she knees Zeke in the groin.
GM: It hurts.
GM: A lot.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Ezekial Ikwiano (strugling to breathe): I love you too...
Xiu Li: Oh..its you.
Xiu Li coughs and holds her side.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): wimp
Xiu Li has a large bloodstain on her clothes.
Xiu Li: Thanks for coming to get me.
Xiu Li rises to a sitting position, looks carefully at Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: You welcome, Uriel had some God stuff to say about it
Xiu Li: You don't look so healthy...where're the others?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I jus' wnated to make sure you was ok
Zach Dallas hurk
Xiu Li stands up, sways a little as she does.
Ezekial Ikwiano: not enough good lookin' ladies in our line of work
Xiu Li smiles at Zeke.
Xiu Li: You know, sometimes I almost forget what a totally obnoxious asshole you are.
Ezekial Ikwiano: How could you forget?
Xiu Li: Blood loss.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I know what gets my blood pumping
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Ezekial Ikwiano: Pimpin' +2 [Trait roll was a natural 1] [1d6+2 = 6]
Xiu Li: Yes, you leave plenty of examples of it in every town.
Ezekial Ikwiano: No I meen fuckin
Xiu Li coughs and some golden flecks come out of her mouth.
Ezekial Ikwiano: not killin
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Xiu Li: Oh, I thought you went with as much of both as possible. Are you saying you prefer one over the other?
[w] Zach Dallas: waiting for the right moment
Xiu Li: Vigor [1d8 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Well I don't like killin' ladies, an' I never done the other thing with a man
Xiu Li: I see.
Xiu Li straightens up, winces slightly as she does.
Xiu Li: So, did you come find me yourself or where did you leave everyone else?
Ezekial Ikwiano: When Uriel wakes up he can help you with that
Ezekial Ikwiano: The others are outside
Xiu Li looks around.
Xiu Li heads over to Zach and Uriel.
Xiu Li: AB: Healing [1d6 = 8]
Xiu Li: AB: Healing [1d8 = 6]
Xiu Li bends down and says something that sounds like she is Praying in Mandarin.
Uriel looks much better after a couple minutes, and wakes up.
So does Zach.
Zach Dallas: I feel a lot worse than I remember
Zach Dallas: Usually sleep does me good
Zach Dallas: Where's my hat?
Uriel Iscariot: What...happened?
Uriel Iscariot: Is that...devil....still alive?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yup
Xiu Li: I was going to ask both of you that...
Ezekial Ikwiano: Still here
Uriel Iscariot: What?
Uriel Iscariot: You allied with that heretic?
Zach Dallas: Spellcasting [1d12-2 = 3]
Ezekial Ikwiano: Who, Zach?
Ezekial Ikwiano: He's yo friend too
Zach Dallas coughs
Zach Dallas: Excuse me, Mr. Black has....passed on
Uriel Iscariot: No....urgh,,what happened to the flying.....yes (urgh!) that
Uriel Iscariot: Whew..
Zach Dallas: If you remember that miscast we saw the native make earlier, it was a lot like that
Zach Dallas: Getting pulled into hell body and soul
Ezekial Ikwiano: I usually just shoot up the body
Uriel Iscariot: Who....was he?
Ezekial Ikwiano: That's messier though
Zach Dallas staggers a bit. Cards fall out of his cloak
Zach Dallas: [2d12 = 7]
Zach Dallas bends down and picks up the cards
Xiu Li sits down on a conveniently placed, chair-height rock, gets out her folding fan, snaps it open, and begins fanning herself.
Uriel Iscariot: Xiu....do you know who Garret was, and why he was after you?
Xiu Li: Uriel...are you alright? Your left foot is at a 90 degree angle to your knee.
Ezekial Ikwiano: He got shot through the leg
Ezekial Ikwiano: I didn't do it
Uriel Iscariot: I'll survive. It is my calling to be a suffering servant of the Lord. Worry not about me.
Xiu Li: Garrett? No idea who that is. I was sleeping in our camp, the next thing I remember, Zeke is grabbing my breasts.
Zach Dallas: Notice {-1 One Eye} [Critical failure!] [1d4-1 = 0]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): Well, ignore that. I get no hat
Ezekial Ikwiano: That was probably before you was takne
Zach discovers that, while being dragged by Zeke, somehow his eye patch was shifted over his GOOD eye.
Zach Dallas: Ah, that explains why it is so dark
Zach Dallas shifts his eyepatch
Zach Dallas: it also explalins why my Hunch failed so spectacularly
Zach Dallas: Couldn't see through the darkness
Zach Dallas: Anyways, you got shot, Xiu Li. Garret shot you in the side, took you out, and carried you into the sky
Xiu Li: Okay...
Xiu Li looks at Zach's head and all the new extra bumps on it, thinks he might be delusional.
Ezekial Ikwiano: We tracked him down
Xiu Li: You tracked down a flying man?
Zach Dallas: Because you've never seen someone fly before
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 9]
Zach Dallas: You bled quite a lot
Xiu Li nods, coughs, and more golden flecks of liquid dribble out of her mouth.
Uriel Iscariot: Well he was a heretic of Grimm's cult.
Uriel Iscariot: They were probably going to eat you in a bizzare cannabalistic ritual
TADM: How about a cannibis ritual?
Zach Dallas: Common Knowledge [1d12 = 11]
Ezekial Ikwiano: If they was gonna eat someone they could have taken any of us
Ezekial Ikwiano: They was probably gonna knock her up
Uriel Iscariot: Well yeah, but not all of us have Xiu's Stock.
Uriel Iscariot: They were looking for somehthing special
Uriel Iscariot: I'm sure they could get people like you, Zeke, easily
Uriel Iscariot: Any demented cult that believes eating the flesh and blood of another will do anything for you needs to be stopped. Permanently.
Zach Dallas: Uriel, can you do any healing?
Uriel Iscariot: What kind of sicko would believe that garbage?
Uriel Iscariot: I can try!
Zach Dallas: Xiu Li is still bleeding
Uriel Iscariot has been awarded a benny
Uriel Iscariot: But me thinks that these wounds have had time to set in.
GM: Okay, I'm giving Uriel a Benny, but I'm not really at liberty to say why.
GM: But I'm laughing really hard right now.
Uriel Iscariot: Okay Xiu. You can trust a real Priest, right? Hold still while I try to heal you.
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Uh Oh... -3) [1d12 = 5]
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Never! My faith is IRON STRONG!
Uriel Iscariot: Feel any better?
Xiu Li looks healthier.
Xiu Li: Yeah, I can take normal breaths again. I think whatever he shot me with punctured a lung and the LORD healed me.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
LORD: Damn straight, NO ONE better take my NAME in VAIN again this entire campaign.
Zach Dallas: Great, so Uriel's speech patterns are contagious through his healing
Uriel Iscariot: I wouldnt think of it. (winks)
Zach Dallas points at Zeke
Xiu Li: Give credit where it is due.
Xiu Li bows to Uriel.
Ezekial Ikwiano bends WAAAAAY over.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Notice [1d6 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot: I am honored and humbled. But I surmise that we must try and catch up with pete, for all of our sakes
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Zach Dallas continues pointing at Zeke
Zach Dallas: Persuasion [1d10 = 7]
Xiu Li: Wait? You left Pete and Short Round alone with the skull that contains the soul of the only person who can teach us how to defeat Grimme?
Xiu Li blinks.
Uriel Iscariot: It was decided by a comittee. Don't blame me, blame the system.
Xiu Li says a few choice words in Mandarin that Zeke thinks he should remember for later.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Smarts [1d6 = 5]
Zach Dallas: Smarts [1d12 = 3]
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): pff
Uriel Iscariot: It mades sense at the time anyway - Everyone knows that we, the paragons of justice, would leap to the rescue of our friend
Uriel Iscariot: As the LORD never abandons his flock
Xiu Li: Well, I appreciate that you all came to rescue me. It means a lot.
Xiu Li bows to the group.
Xiu Li: I shall work to repay you for this debt.
Xiu Li looks at Zeke.
Ezekial Ikwiano: bow chicka wow wow
Zach Dallas: To be frank, I thought you'd be a lot farther south than you were. We could probably catch back up to Pete
Xiu Li: But not in the way YOU just thought of.
Uriel Iscariot: So it only makes sense that we should send the skull with pete, and walk into the ambush designed to reclaim the skull
Uriel Iscariot: Zeke and Zach did most of it.
Zach Dallas: All of it
Uriel Iscariot: .....Cough...yes pretty much.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Uriel stopped some bullets that would have hurt us
Zach Dallas: Ah, true
Zach Dallas: I take that back
Zach Dallas: I am quite pleased to have you in our presense, Uriel
Xiu Li: Uriel, are you going to be able to walk like that?
Ezekial Ikwiano: I carried him this far
Uriel Iscariot: Its okay, JESUS would endure even DEATH for me
Uriel Iscariot: I shall endure this, in his name.
Ezekial Ikwiano: I thought Jesus was only dead for three days
Ezekial Ikwiano: you gonna be crippled for ever
Uriel Iscariot -_-
Zach Dallas: But it was dead for three days in Hell
Uriel Iscariot: There ya go!
Zach Dallas: Imagine the number of Spirit and Vigor rolls he had to make
Uriel Iscariot: Thanks Zach
Xiu Li: So Zeke will carry Uriel and we will see if we can find Pete?
Uriel Iscariot: Its not like we have any way to heal it here anyway.
Zach Dallas: No problem, think you can get rid of this horrible fatigue that I somehow accumulated while I was asleep?
Ezekial Ikwiano: Don't complain Zach
Ezekial Ikwiano: Would you rather I left you behind to die?
Zach Dallas: die to what?
Zach Dallas: I feel like Pete does every morning
GM: Just then, a vampiric tumbleweed rolls past the party, it would have undoubtedly found Zach's unconscious form and killed him in his sleep had Zeke not dragged him out of the way.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): lol
Ezekial Ikwiano: Everyone and everything we have met since the day I picked up with y'all has tried to kill us
Xiu Li: Technically, I just tried to emasculate you.
Xiu Li: Although I do seem to remember a monster made of pine needles chasing after you while your pants were around your ankles. I have to admit, that was pretty hilarious.
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yeah, not the first time somone tried to kill me while I was crappin'
Zach Dallas: So, let's get going
Ezekial Ikwiano: Yeah
Ezekial Ikwiano: Okay Uriel, up you go
Ezekial Ikwiano: Strength [1d12 = 6]
Ezekial Ikwiano picks Uriel up.
Xiu Li waits for someone to head in a direction, since she is not sure where she is or what direction the group needs to be going in.
Uriel Iscariot: Thy struggle will be made easier....
Uriel Iscariot: Faith {+2 Conviction, +1 GOD IS WITH HIM} (Uh Oh... -3) [1d12 = 5]
Uriel Iscariot: Boosting STR of Ezekial Ikwiano
Uriel Iscariot: Brother Ezekial, I shall try first to suffer this on my own
GM: The group heads north, but does not catch up with Pete and Short Round, mostly because the other two have a good head start and have a much higher pace than this group.
Uriel Iscariot: Strength (Battle Damage! -1) [1d6-1 = 4]
Uriel Iscariot: Busting a pole out of the lean-to
GM: Uriel fashions himself a walking stick.
Zach Dallas takes a spare pole, for when Uriel critically fails and breaks his current one
TADM: I'm waiting for his injury to get septic and you have to cut his leg off, then get him a pegleg. Then Zeke gets a hook on one hand and we are all set.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Peg-leged, tough love, fightin priest.
Kazemi (Zach Dallas): that would be very bad. He'd have to fire his shotgun one-handed and he's have to learn to fan the hammer with a hook.
Quorteth (Uriel Iscariot): Hobble on!
Uriel Iscariot Hobble on!
Campaign saved.